#//bro done and did it

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[katslitterbox]

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe: Shizun is strangely close to Shang-Shishu, how did that happen?

Shen Qingqiu: Hmm? Oh, yeah, we used to fuck

Luo Binghe: WHAT?! Does that mean that I took none of your firsts then?!?!

Shen Qingqiu: Not at all! You were my first kiss (that was a dude)

Luo Binghe: Really? You didn't kiss Shang-Shishu?

Shen Qingqiu: Of course not, then it would've been gay

[sleepyminty]

Everyone to ena for some fucking reason in dream bbq

[stinkyallegations]

PatheticYandere!Al x Reader 

Trigger warnings for: Obsessive, possessive and pathetic behavior (do not read below the cut if you cant stand a pink haired pathetic stalker dedicating his life to you </3), mentions of non-consensual photo/video taking, theft of personal items, stalking, paranoia, self-hatred, mentions of abusive relationships and the usual yandere shit. 

The following includes spoilers from @kleinv01, of which and its characters all belong to Himeiro. 

WordCount: 1200+ 

Wake up, go to work, come back home, work, sleep, wake up, go to work, come back home, work, sleep... 

That was all he had in his life, if you didn't exist.  

But you did, and he was very grateful that you existed. 

Countless sleepless nights, money that he rarely to never got to enjoy himself before it vanished into thin air, people all around ignoring his presence... It was all worth it thanks to your existence. 

He didn't need sleep if he got coffee, energy drinks and camera feed of your daily life 24/7. Money was never an issue for him if he got a roof over his head, clothes to wear, food to survive and of course, your favorite snacks to gift you every single day. Even the least noticeable change of your facial expression upon finding what he had left you brought him joy for the rest of his day. Not to mention, other people including you acting as if he wasn't there only made the light you shine upon him feel brighter, as there was no one else in his way. 

Except for one thing. Your android "boyfriend" that you apparently held close to your heart and cherished to the point you skip work sometimes. Al knew, because he watched you interact with that android, every waking day. Although you never questioned how you still had your job with that workaholic boss of yours not firing you after all those days you stayed home. Not that you would believe him if Al admitted having befriended your boss to keep your job for you. 

Oh, what he wouldn't do to be in that android's place. He was aware that he wasn't the greatest at verbal communication. But he was also aware that he was willing to do anything for you, and that included being the best partner you deserved. He wouldn't want to be a burden to you with his pathetic lifestyle. He wouldn't want to trouble you, ever! He had to settle down by only hacking through the android's app once or twice a week to wish you a great day here, a good night there. 

Al would admit having thought about controlling the android entirely at one point. He had the knowledge to do it for sure. Who else had illegally copied keys to your apartment, all of your passwords memorized, your social media posts all archived on a different private account dedicated to you, terabytes worth of photos and videos of you going through your day, some items that you definitely did not need any more like your hairbrush that you forgot to clean after you brushed your hair... He always wanted to know what your hair felt like between his fingertips. You being generous enough to show that you don't need it any more with strands of your hair attached to the brush made him the happiest man on Earth that day. How thoughtful of you to gift him something directly from you. 

Your toothbrush? Oh, it smelled heavenly. Maybe if he used the one that had the privilege to touch your mouth, he could be one step closer to being worthy of your love. Al could bet his life on the fact that things you touched were different, forever. Even if they were made by ordinary people, a deity like you must have had a positive effect on them. He was sure.  

Desperate. He was having rough days at work back-to-back. He needed the peace you gave him just by being in the same office and breathing the same air with him, but you called in sick today. Just like the other day. And the day before that. At some point during his frequent visits to your place without you knowing, he was so desperate to the point that he changed his usual route to your bathroom where your laundry basket was placed. 

Oh. What a coincidence that he found the underwear he saw you put on through the cameras this morning, thrown into the basket along with the worn-out t-shirt that you recently turned into your new sleepwear. 

You know, Al never thought it would come to this. He never would have. Sure, it has been years of him yearning for your littlest parts. It was only admiring someone a year older than him at first, or so he thought it was. However, after several years of “admiring” he has been doing behind your back, one day he found himself pinning a life-sized poster of you on his wall, just the right place where he can see your flawless face the second he wakes up. You were the only sunshine he needed. The second one was when you got the job you have now. He even skipped a grade to be able to share classes with you when you two were in the same school. You didn’t really notice him back then, either. He payed no mind. Nothing you could do would be less than perfect anyway. Maybe you ignored him in school so the two of you could become colleagues. That was definitely it. Could this be an invitation? 

When he saw you getting closer to your apartment through the GPS, he clumsily put all his new “treasures” into a plastic bag, the one you carried groceries with this morning to be exact. He hurried back to his place as he clutched the bag near his chest. When he arrived at his apartment, there was nothing that could stop him from putting your shirt on his softest pillow.  

He had already been dreaming of cuddling you, your scent drowning him, slowly yet surely driving him to madness. He wouldn’t mind becoming a lunatic if it brought you along with it. 

He dreamed about all those times you greeted him in the morning. Every “good morning” that spilled from your lips reached his ears as if they were sung by angels from far away. Warm, yet somehow pitiful. Those dreams turned into nightmares as he couldn’t return it though. He tried to do it the first couple of times. It wasn’t his fault he was mesmerized; a simple “morning” couldn’t even come out of his mouth.  

You didn’t deserve someone as hopeless as him. Maybe “Klein” was the better option after all. Tall, strong, not shy to stand his ground... Only if he was half of what that android was.  

He should just continue being an extra pair of eyes for you, he thought as he hugged the makeshift body pillow of you. He didn’t have any ill intentions. Never.  

All those years of watching you suffer under some bastard’s control back then; he watched you slowly wither. Only if he could gather the courage to face you, to tell you he wants to take care of you, to protect you. He would have done it, if he had only a quarter of what Klein had, your affection included. You would have thought he was some freak that stole your personal belongings and leftover food that had your saliva if he confronted you though. He wouldn’t want that. He just wanted you to be healthy and happy. 

If buying you your favorite snacks and drinks every single morning could at least show how much he cares for you and how much he could sacrifice for you to eat, he would spend every single second he had left on this planet to work and earn more money to buy more. Sometimes he wonders if you already know the reason why he gets extra projects from Mr. Dolores in the first place.  

You don’t have to know. You just deserve to be happy, to have blessed his life with your presence. 

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[nibbelraz]

What a beautiful story! Too bad his King didn't hear all of it...

My first art for @moshangevents Moshang DUALXDUAL Event! With @armyoftoads prompt of Mobei Jun being unable to sleep, prompting Shang Qinghua to tell his beloved a magnificent story that he most definitely just made up! (Definitely not real and all about himself)

[licorishh]

double ?? upload ???? yeaaaahh i've gotten FASTERRrr for whatever that's worth so complementary blyla because guess what i miss them too (nobody was surprised by that)

[perryelornitorrinco]

Found a cheetah print bag, from a brand named TRIFORCE at the thrift shop... I think it belonged to Legend

It definitely was his. BRO IS AN IT GIRL!!!!

HE'S BECOMING THE STAN GIRL MEME XDDDSHAJDHG

[risetherivermoon]

what if i said that yall should not be blaming Curly for Jimmy's actions, what if i said that yall taking the blame off of Jimmy and attaching it to one of his victims because he's not a perfect angel is WRONG and it PISSES ME OFF and its DOING EXACTLY WHAT JIMMY WAS DOING IN THE GODDAMN GAME TO BEGIN WITH!!

[tanasha-not-yet]

[theblack-dog]

I like to think Ponyboy somewhat exaggerates how strict Darry is.

Like Ponyboy will ask to go somewhere and the place will be called something like "You-Will-Be-Ripped-Apart-Limb-by-Limb-and-Eaten-Alive" and then he’ll be outraged when Darry says no.

[3416]

every time i see people being like. wow mitch marner has finally gotten the monkey off his back... i can't believe 4 nations cured him. like girl he LEAD THE WHOLE LEAGUE IN PLAYOFF POINTS AFTER ROUND 1 OF 22-23..... HE JUST TIED SUNDIN, CLARK, AND KENNEDY FOR 5TH MOST MULTIPOINT PLAYOFF GAMES IN LEAFS FRACHISE WITH 15 TONIGHT.... just because people cherry pick his stats or refuse to examine the context of leaf playoff runs (like oh idk him playing through a high ankle sprain last year) doesn't mean he's playing some weak timid game he needs to grow out of. it's so tiring lol

[vctrdoom]

30 days to train aka 30 days for kars to cyber bully joseph

[itsamenickname]

Imagine a normal day in the Dark Lands where Bowser is sitting in his throne room, bored out of his mind.

But then, all of a sudden, Kamek (or Kammy) tells Bowser that a mysterious knight wishes to speak to him.

While confused at first (because he wasn't expecting any visitors), Bowser decides to hear the mysterious knight out.

But words could not even begin to convey the dozens of different feelings Bowser suddenly felt as soon as he discovers that the mysterious knight is actually this guy.

[oneluckygoose]

We can all agree on the fact that Scott wasn’t kidding when he said that last season he disrupted a cannon event, right?

Like last season, Jimmy died second and Scar WON. This season? Scott didn’t stop the cannon event:

Ep 3 Tim died first before the wildcard and lost FOUR LIVES, while Scar couldn’t STOP dying and is on RED and also lost four lives.

I mean, when Scott called it, he called it.