#[ affirmations. ]

[itsc]

i hope it hurts i hope he dies from it i hope he explodes

[jumping-jackalope]

get your pussy up get your money up

[agentlove]

mouthwashing is so funny i had the experience of ppl telling me i'd love this game and seeing it everywhere to the point where i wasnt not interested but i was kinda like Yeah yeah alright. And well i experienced it and to literally nobody's surprise: you're right. this was awesome. props 👍

[mimiyanna]

Mommy... 🥰💝💖💞💖💝💖💞💝💖💞💝💖💞💖💞🥰💞💖💝💖💞💖💝🥰🥰💞💖💝💖💞

[spacestationstorybook]

less than a month til monster‏‏‎ ‎con‏‏‎ ‎release and not even a mention of‏‏‎ ‎moss‏‏‎ ‎being‏‏‎ ‎in it even as a cameo. but that's fine i'm normal about it (Isn't.)

[lucydacusgirl]

I need that post that’s like unfortunately I can’t believe in manifestation because I have ocd

[ophthalmotropy]

Agatha Christie will get me out of my reading slump.

[hourcat]

its bedtime but like. practice doesnt even matter and the alpine IS a rocketship

[danothan]

why is it so embarrassing to be easily impressed. god forbid i’m naturally prone to joy and whimsy.

[ofpd]

im literally a centrist. and not a very political person

[phthalology]

I am going to write these scenes I have been rotating for weeks

[awoooniper]

You will surely not regret 3 Hour Nap from 7 to 10 PM Eastern Time when bedtime rolls around. You have a normal relationship with sleep. You are so hot and sexy.

[dykeseinfeld]

ahahahahaha i am sooooooo not mortified to be volunteering for a pride parade in my stupid little pride center t shirt and it’s gonna be soooooooo fine waking up at 7:30am to get there and make conversation w strangers and be helpful and walk around and have fun even though i’m there by myself

[tiktaalic]

i love toxicity i love triangulation and i love cheating

[philcollinsenjoyer]

sometimes you don't have to post every thought in your head online