#“jay... are you a skibidi sigma...”

[yuvany]

SIGMA?

𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐍 and brainrot humor?

OT7 ENHYPEN x fem!reader. . . CONTENT/ WARNING(S) : brain rot + comedy + skinship + petnames . . WORD COUNT : 765 . CHECK BOX !!

yu-note : had no idea how to use these terms correctly, but here it is! Got this idea when I heard someone yell 'SIGMA' on the train...

( reblogs + feedback always appreciated !! )

𝗟𝗘𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗡𝗚

He walks into your room, shifting your prior attention from the book to him. He stands there for a while as the two of you share a brief moment of eye contact. "Babe, do I have rizz?" It takes a while for you to comprehend the words he just said. "Rizz?" You echo, raising an eyebrow. "Yeah, rizz. Do I have rizz?" Heeseung stands by the door and you are even more confused. "What is rizz, Hee? You sound crazy." You chuckle awkwardly, closing the book in your lap. "I bagged you, so I must’ve some rizz." He talks to himself, and you give up.

(rest of the memebers under the cut!)

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗝𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗦𝗘𝗢𝗡𝗚

He wouldn't, but if you used brainrot, he'd think a parasite made its way into your skull. You two were at an amusement park, and as you watched the dolphins jump and do tricks in the water and above, you can't help but to be astonished by the performance. "What did you think?" Jay asks, holding your hand while he guides you towards the exit. "That was so skibidi." You exclaimed, making Jay stop in his tracks. "Pardon me." He looks at you wide eyed as if you kidnapped someone. "Wasn't it great?" "Yes, sweetheart, it was, but what is 'skibidi'?" His eyebrows are knitted together and you laugh aloud at his expression.

𝗦𝗜𝗠 𝗝𝗔𝗘𝗬𝗨𝗡

You leaned against his shoulder as he scrolled through his social media feed, being met with clips aside of both your interests. You two watch a video of a guy singing and he opens the comment section. "Real sigma." A comment that Jake read, said. He burst out laughing with you following his lead. "Sigma as in the greek alphabet?" He manages to say through sharp breaths. "Look at this!" You spot another comment, and you two laugh at it together again. After calming down, you look at him and he repeats a comment causing you to turn into a fit of laughter that caused your stomach to ache.

𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉

"Erm, what the sigma." You blurt out, seeing the UNO cards that you received. "Sweet Girl, what are you saying?" He doesn't turn his gaze away from his cards, but the confusion is evident in his tone. "I don't know, but can we please reshuffle the cards." You sulk, and Sunghoon chuckles. "No way, I like my cards. Sorry, Honey." You can see how he enjoys this and groan, "what the freak." You stubbornly place your card and Sunghoon makes a comment. "I think you're starting to spend too much time with Jake, sweetie." "He's my brainrot buddie." You sigh. "I can be your brainrot buddy, babe."

𝗞𝗜𝗠 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗢𝗢

"This new generation is doomed." Sunoo complains after seeing kids run around the streets while screaming words no one has heard before. "Unfortunate, isn't it?" He asks, his arms linking with yours. "I think it's quite fun as long as it's just jokes." You explained, hearing no response from Sunoo. "I love you, but we need to agree that this is hillarious, babe." You see the terror in his eyes as you chuckle. "No, but like, it is hillarious. I can imagine running around and screaming Sigma." It's silent, and you see Sunoo giving you the stink eye. "I'm starting to understand what an ick is now." "I was just kidding, sunsun, please!" You plead.

𝗬𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗪𝗢𝗡

"Pretty girl, do you know what people mean by this?" He shows you his screen and you take a quick look before turning to him confused. "Baby, what's this?" Jungwon sinks into your lap and shrugs. "Not sure what skibidi toilet is." You pat his head, and pull up your phone to find out what it is. As you type, you hear Jungwon humming along the song on his feed. When you see the result of 'skibidi toilet' pop up and cover your mouth in shock at how ridiculous it looked before showing Jungwon who suddenly stopped singing. "Ok, what the flip."

𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝗥𝗜𝗞𝗜

Riki enters the kitchen and takes a seat beside you on the table. "What's up, baby?" You ask, noticing his change in demeanour. "I want to throw away my phone." He shakes his head as he holds it in place like it's gonna fall off after what he experienced. "Huh?" You are confused by this and your boyfriend pulls out his phone again and hands you it. "Take it away from be, please. I can't with these people saying 'very demure' all the time. "Oh? really?" You ask and he nods. "This behaviour is very demure." You say, and he groans. "Not demure, and not skibidi."

TAGLIST : @dollyhoon @itjengirl

[riveredmoon]

how to create a love story | k. akaashi

introductions: best friends kiss ALL the time

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ yn ln

♡ publisher - but hates her job. she wants to become a writer, specifically a mangaka

♡ does not know how to draw to save her life so never went through with it

♡ chronically online

♡ outgoing, loud, & kind

♡ her favorite party trick: reciting passages from classical literature

♡ you’ll find her randomly acting out trisha cappelletti’s monologue along with atsumu

♡ met atsumu & oikawa in college & quickly became best friends - iwaizumi & sakusa following behind

♡ shares an apartment with miya & sakusa.

♡ goes to iwaizumi for deep talks on life & relationships

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ t. oikawa

♡ lives three floors (with iwaizumi) below yn, miya, & sakusa

♡ casually brings up the kiss from the christmas party two years ago despite promising iwaizumi it won’t be talked about again

♡ chronically online - like so deep into reddit it’s scary what he randomly brings up

♡ volleyball coach at the local high school

♡ because of this he comes back talking like a fifteen year old

“do i have rizz yn?” “scale to skibidi to sigma, rate my rizz!” “gyatt!”

♡ plays dress to impress & has been trying to get everyone else to play.

♡ actually super close to atsumu

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ h. iwaizumi

♡ voice of reason in the gc

♡ stressed

♡ athletic trainer

♡ tries to drag everyone to the gym at least once a week

♡ one of drake’s top yearly listeners

♡ gets flustered whenever that christmas kiss is mentioned

♡ watches oikawa play dti and gets confused with the poses (specially pose 28)

“why the fuck do you keep posing like that!?”

♡ does not know why he is friends with them

♡ however, he is super protective of them

♡ oikawa hacked into his phone and gave him that header because he thinks iwaizumi is “so alpha male coded”

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ a. miya

♡ gets tricked by ai on facebook

“guys look, it’s a dog singing gangnam style!”

♡ unemployed (it’s just off season)

♡ big sexyredd fan!

♡ gives the worst advice

♡ has folders of memes

♡ gives the worst advice but he says it with so much confidence you follow along (idiots)

♡ buys the most random apartment shit

“roomies, you like this fish lamp? it supposedly smells like fish after being turned on for awhile!”

♡ is hurt when the thing he brought in is “missing” (kiyoomi threw it out)

♡ so damn clingy, is always touching yn and kiyoomi

♡ hates reading but is intrigued when yn talks about the new fanfic she’s reading

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ k. sakusa

♡ uses the group chat to judge.. everyone

♡ volleyball player, home for off season but has a part time job coaching volleyball

♡ lives for drama (especially when iwaizumi & oikawa gets into arguments)

“will you two shut up!? i hear the boyfriends arguing about the christmas party kiss.. again!”

♡ he saw the christmas kiss

♡ gives brutally honest advice

♡ the apartment’s maid

♡ hates physical affection

♡ actually loves that yn’s job allows her to bring home so many books; he sometimes reads them before she could get to them

♡ huge homebody, 99.5% of the time he doesn’t go out with the gc

taglist [open]: @nscuit, @porty, @accidentpronedork, @x3nafix, @vivian-555, @sexylexy12, @luvinazaki, @idontevenknow129, @folksmione, @thatmf-jay

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[ask-jay-gatsby]

Yo Mr. Gyattsby what's skibidi? Just sliding into blud's DMs to see how bro is bussin' on this epik day! Still dripped out? Anygay, hope you still mogging for that W rizz. I'm vibing over here like the ultimate goated sigma myself! Don't be shook, my alpha male yapanese can only be understood by those 999 IQ looksmaxxers. Better be on that fire mewing streak fam!! Heard you was caught in 4k simping for your lit and zesty af neighbor next door, guess he passed your vibe check! You're cooking fr fr, but no cap don't show him your crusty ahh dogs or you'll be sus like impostor from among us

Stay rizzed,

Alpha Sigma Male

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. AUG 1922

Dear Alpha Sigma Male,

…pardon?

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby

[yapperneno]

pkay im bored and lostening to hanilton because its so sigma

Im gonna yap about new characters in my splat universe oaishhxusush

JAY (name creds to Isa 😼)

Inkling, he / him, straight, major idk exact age.

I see him as a badass like mischa from ride the cyclone 🤑🤑 I want to make him evil with a nice side.

GOOD SIDE: CATS. He loves CATS and even draws and paints them in free time, i have the feeling he would vandalizes buildings and walls with beautiful and colorful portraits of cats. Or doodle cats like i doodle my splatsona (this pfp and pfp of my art acc). MAD WICKED AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!! He also admires octolings skibidi, why did it recommend skibidi anyways.. because they’re fr smart and hardworking

EVIL SIDE: not really evil, he’s just mean and rude. EXCEPT for elder, poor and working people because he has respect. But none to people his age and especially those entitled and spoiled squids. He vandalises shit with beautiful art so it’s kind of okay i guess??? but also just destroys and puts things on fire (pyromaniac, REALLLL) becasue why not (joost ref??).

Weapon main: golden dynamo (why is kinda like rider from coroika w the golden dynamo).

Relationships:

> Friends “👍” he has a few friends like Vince and some more, who i havent created yet lol. He cares a lot about his friends but still chooses his cats, himself, money, food, hobbies, his status above

(messages) Vince: Yo bro i need help // Jay: What. // Vince: im homeless again and you’re my only hope can i sleep with by you? //Jay: your fat ass would never fit in my bed. So you gotta sleep on the ground like a good boy

> Family “🫤” he has a good relationship with his dad and mom but not with his siblings (2 older brothers). Why?? i dont knwo 🫢

Jay: father i have bought you a new car i love you // Dad: I love you too son. /// Jay: mother remember that one time you said you like Off The Hook? I bought tickets for us 3 to the concert and merch, thank you for being there for me // Mom: what??? Aww come here *hugs Jay*. (i cant think of any examples with siblings)

> Partner: no partner single pringle and he’s proud of it. “Girlfriend is so expensive and she’ll exhaust me.”

Female inkling: hey handsome boy, you look cute. And you’re lucky enough im giving you attention. Do you wanna go on a date? // Jay: hell no, fuck off you entitled bitch *middle finger* OR Jay: im gay bye *does hair whip*, SIDE NOTE: he has short hair so he’s whipping ‘imaginary’ hair. (REF TO THAT ONE BALD ASS DIVA WHO PRETENDS THAT HE HAS HAIR, b.e.n_rl on tt i dont have tt btw)

Lifestyle: rich ass boy who is famous with modelling because he’s a diva. He meets there Retro and Lynno 🫢🫢 idk if they’re gonna be friends, we’ll see. When walking in public no one recognizes him because he looks very different, as model he goes with a different name. Idk name, ill ask Isa again.

OKAY THATS IT BYE GUYS GNNN (im at satisfied rn AND I KNOOOOOOW SHE IS helpless 😔😔)

[nakylvr]

sigma means cool i think, im taking an educated guess here, so if someone says you're sigma they prob mean you're cool or smth like that. and personally, i think you're sigma too, jay 😮‍💨 your skibidi rizz is off the charts, absolutely massive (massive??? ykw else is massive? low taper fade)

oh there are more words i don't understand 😓 guys pls remember i am chronically offline unless its katseye content i dont know what da hell sigma skibidi or rizz means someone help me 😭😭 but thank you! i think? idk!! 😭

[kiyosw]

VAH JAY JAY

WJNDKDNS WHAT THE😭 You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

[coolestt]

You never play roblox with me anymore ever its awful youre always liek NAY!!! and i ask why and you dont answer and then jay comes into slagosphere and says some shit like dattebayo sigma skibidi and youre like omg yeahh aha aha and it makes me want to have an affair with your dad actually. or your mom which ones more attractive i feel like syd i am not okay with this watchinf brad and dina inthe cafe scene its actually kind of gross are you and jay edating mae thinks you are i do too basil does as well and my alpha everyone does really but they dont approve of it its really gross actually

Please Plesase Please Play Roblox With Me

Nap yime gootbye im Canceling youont witter

[ask-jay-gatsby]

Dear Mr Gatsby...

do u think nick is a sigma skibidi rizzler

yours, in fanciness,

Bean Sprout :3

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. AUG 1922

Dear Bean Sprout,

I'll be entirely honest with you, old sport. I've had a translator look over this message and he said he couldn't figure it out if he had his own personal Rosetta Stone.

That being said, I do think of Nick. Often. He's a good neighbor and a better friend, if that answers your question; if it doesn't, feel free to write back.

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby