#🪐; Crack

[deviouz]

something something sebastian definitely has a slight southern drawl to his voice.

it’s more prevalent when he’s tired. his voice goes a little deeper, words less enunciated, and he’s long-forgotten putting on his pseudo-city accent to save face, to pretend that he isn’t part of pelican town.

it took him a while to figure out why you got so shy and flustered whenever the twinge of country-talk comes out to play, but he definitely uses it to his advantage once he realizes what’s going on.

“‘m going out to town later,” sebastian leans down to whisper next to your ear, a chaste kiss soon trailing from your shoulder to your neck, “need me to get ya’ anythin’ while i’m out?”

his head drops down then, nestling into the crook of your neck, while his arms wrap around you from behind. you’re stood frozen in shock, hands gripping at the kermit the frog themed coffee mug as you scrambled to find words — literally any words.

“or i could stay home…” sebastian’s words trailed off as his hand wandered into your (his) nightshirt with a tempting touch. “‘n we could go back to bed. wanna have some fun, darlin’?”

[koishiro]

# - 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ — 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : Yuji Itadori, Nobara Kugisaki, Yuta Okkotsu, Maki Zenin, Satoru Gojo & Toge Inumaki

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Yuji

Yuji downright catches you two making out completely by accident. He borrowed a copy of a certain manga from megumi and planned to return it so when megumi told him just to bring it to his room to return it when he found the time, he not so subtly stumbled upon his two friends. Megumi was sat on his bed, you comfortably on his lap as sucked faces. His hands were rubbing your bad under your shirt, toying with the strap of your bra. Megumi’s hands moved to your hips to grind you on top of him.

Just as you were about to take the lead - “oh shit” stood at the entrance of your boyfriend’s door was non other than Yuji, eyes wide as he took in the position of you both. It took a few seconds of stuttered and jumbled up words only for megumi to grab a pillow and throw it in Yuji direction “piss off! Why don’t you knock next time?!” Narrowly missing the attack, yuji bent down to place the manga on the floor before quickly scurrying off in the furthest direction, “I’m so telling Gojo Sensei!”

Nobara

Nobara can tell straight off the bat just simply from the way you smile. “Why’re you smiling so damn much?” She’d ask, knowing damn well why. “Don’t I always smile this much?” Normally she’d agree until she sees the way your eyes flicker over to the table behind her, already imagining the love-stricken face a certain dark haired boy held. The next clue was the your reaction to a notification sounding on your phone, nearly diving for the device and soon followed by an even wider smile. “You’re practically glowing, you fucked already huh” whipping your head towards your friend you fumble over your words as a hue of pink stains your face - a dead giveaway. “that’s a sex glow if I’ve ever seen one”

Yuta

He is the one who keeps his nose out of everyone's business but even he couldn't help but feel intrigued when he noticed that Megumi had your scent on him one morning. Tasked with training with the first years, he was paired with Megumi. Battling back and forth caused the two to be within close proximity to each other, allowing Yuta to notice the whiff of perfume on Megumi’s uniform. Strange, where had he smelt that before? He’d find it strange how strong the scent was and took it upon himself to find out.

His opportunity arose on his walk through the school’s gardens, nearly knocking heads with you before he caught himself. Yuta didn’t even have time to open his mouth before a certain scent practically punched him in the face. And it certainly didn’t help when he was sat between you both on the field, overwhelmed with the mix of smells. “Do you guys swap deodorant or something?” Megumi just scrunched his eyebrows in frustration, his attention taken away from his book, “what the hell are you talking about now?” The irritation was clear in his voice as Yuta’s eyes flickered between you two. “You two smell like each other, why? You sleeping in the same bed or somethin’?”

Maki

Ohohoho she knew. Maki’s not stupid, she can see the way you both steal glances at each other, the secret smiles in the hallways, the ‘slick’ passing of notes… so when you start making excuses on days you’re due to train together she knew exactly where you’d be. “I’m really sorry but my mum asked me to head into Kyoto later to get something for her” another one of your white lies bled through your teeth. She just raised an eyebrow to your poor excuse. “A-ha, you heading there with your boytoy?” This of course caused you to trip over your words- “wha-I don’t-boyfriend? What’s that?” Only to receive a deadpan face in return.

Not only was that embarrassing enough but you just had to run into her in the hallways of your school - no less holding hands with your ‘boytoy’. “Oi name!” You heard from the other end of the hall, and unfortunately for megumi, causing your instincts to kick in. Quickly snatching your hand from his grasp you shoved him into a nearby classroom (hopefully not currently in use) followed by a crash bang - the tell tale signs of an upcoming injury and whiny boyfriend. “What was that?” Although she knew full well what - or who - that was. “Nothing! You’re seeing things!” You spat out in a panic. “Uh-huh, well tell megumi to come out when he has time, he has training with Gojo Sensei”

Gojo & Toge

Toge, the bastard, even though his speech fails him that doesn’t stop him from becoming the school’s gossip queen. Toge would be the one to tell everyone in the school group chat which of course includes Gojo which also leads the entirety of Japan to find out. And Gojo, oho Gojo, he’d make it his life mission to involve himself as much as possible in Megumi’s life. They’d actually work together; Toge would gather information and pass it on to his Sensei only for Gojo to use it against his son. They’d have their little gossip sesh during class of course, absolutely no shame whatsoever. But the way they found out was unfortunately unforgettable.

Walking into class after hours to get his pencil case that he mistakenly forgotten, Toge only walked in to find you sat on megumi’s desk with the boy sat on his chair with his head on your lap. Megumi had a girlfriend? Toge was almost convinced that he wasn’t into girls seeing as he paid no attention or care to the opposite sex. Oh how wrong he was. Of course he took a picture, what else was he supposed to do? Walk away? “Oh and what’s this?” Behind him of course was non other than the infamous six eyes - also his teacher. “Little Megumi’s not so little anymore huh”. If anyone were to see them they’d surely come off as creeps with Gojo’s tall frame shadowing Toge’s, both peeking through the screen door of the classroom. “Send me that picture won’t you?” Fortunately for them they didn’t make themselves noticeable, unfortunately for you word spread the next day.

—

=͟͟͞͞ ⌧ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋 : I feel like I’m forgetting someone…

— 𝘒𝘰𝘪 𝘹𝘰

[housewifebuck]

911 + memes 13/?

[darkmatilda]

Derek Tobias Reid, I Low-key need a crack fic of Reid trying to convince his partner of that name

wiiting this helped me relieve stress before getting a haircut thank you

choosing a name for the baby with spencer

"babe?"

nestled against your boyfriend’s shoulder, you half opened your sleepy eyes to look at him. you were lying on the bed in your bedroom, just the two of you—or well, three of you—his hand, as usual resting on your heavily rounded belly.

"what is it?" you asked with a soft murmur.

sencer's hand on your stomach moved slightly, as if in thought. you furrowed your brows gently, seeing something unreadable in his expression. a mix of nervousness and contemplation. he swallowed.

"have you thought about what we’ll name our little one?"

you couldn’t help a soft smile. so that’s why he was nervous. secretly, you’d been waiting for him to start this conversation, because yes, you had been thinking about it. your firstborn son was named jason aaron, your daughter jennifer emily, and now you were expecting another boy.

"actually i have," you replied. "you know, i was thinking of peter steve. they were my brothers who died tragically in a shark attack at the aquarium when we were young. ive always wanted to honor them somehow. i don’t have any siblings anymore, so no one else can carry on those names. it means a lot to me, spencer. what do you think?"

you looked at him hopefully. there was no real reason for him to refuse, but still, he didn’t seem convinced, which worried you a little.

"do you have any other ideas?" you asked. "u know, sweetheart, im open to suggestions. we don’t have to honor my tragically deceased brothers. i mean, your coworkers are just as important as they were."

"right i know that… that’s why i was thinking of the name derek."

you nodded.

"well, i can live with that. he’s your best friend. what about a middle name? can it be peter?"

spencer bit his lip.

"i respect your brothers and your wish to honor them… but i think id prefer his middle name to be tobias."

you winced as the baby suddenly kicked. spencer’s eyebrows shot up.

"see? he likes it!"

he leaned closer to your belly to talk to it.

"hii little guy. would you like to be called tobias? he was a strong man—once kidnapped daddy and tortured him. doesn’t that sound good? tobias...."

you got divorced next week.

[muttmurdock]

[fairybinie]

.✰ YEONJUN BF TEXTS

pairings: bf!yeonjun x gn!reader

genre: fluff, crack, angst, suggestive, established relationship

warnings: pet names, mentions of kissing, again suggestive but nothing specific, still implied! reader is insecure at one point, mentions of alcohol/drinking, kys joke/profanity

꒰ 💌 ꒱ thanks again to @eternallyhyucks aka yeonjun’s gf real! credits to this trend and any similar concepts to anyone else’s works are purely coincidental ⋆˙⟡♡

please do not translate, modify or repost on other platforms.

© fairybinie

ﾟ𐦍༘⋆ @iyeonjuni @odxrilove @iuwon @ijhyo @cherr-y-eji @ameliesaysshoo @enhacolor @misscalcutta @cherrybeomgyu @wccycc @hyukabean @strawberri-uyu @hyuntaena @feyregels @boba-beom @luvnhwa @ericyjun @ashxxgyu @bibinnieposts @laylasbunbunny @robinsluva @shiguresohmas @h00nerz @beomsbeanie @stepout-09-15 @ox1-lovesick @soobsdior @ifwtyun @peachy-yabbay @sunlightwoo @ttyunz @rikijackson04 @miyawwn @aintgeluh @baekhyunstruly @wxnderingthoughts @forever-in-the-sky2 @myknifeyourlife @uwuheeseungie @luvrgirlkumi @s00buwu @kangfication @xavi-in-kpopland

[fcthots]

This is my first time doing one of these but I have been reading for a while! What do you think about Jason just randomly wanting to dye his hair at 4am and asking for help so he doesn't go bald?

- Anon (🪐)

have you seen that thing where jason's white streak refuses to stay dyed? now im just imagining that but with all of his hair. He feels petty bc bruce told him dying his hair is counterproductive to having a secret identity adventurous and wants to dye it bright pink? It won't dye. He tries 11 different dyes and straight up paint. He tries straight fabric dye. Nothing will work. He makes you an accomplice into his journey. You are just as invested as he is. The only thing that seems to work is those 1 day spray dyes. It finally has to come to an end when Damian climbs in through the window and sees you and jason hunched over the kitchen sink about to put bathroom cleaning bleach in his hair.

[planete777]

in my humblest defence, uni threw me in jail, sentenced to weeks without tumblr 😞

[neptunescore]

7, 37, and 57 for the ask game 🙈

Hi liv!!!<3

7. What did you last eat?

I literally just had a packet of Sunbites chips about 5 mins ago. I have no idea if you guys know what those are, but they are DELICIOUS😭😋.

37. Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Growing up the way I did, I genuinely think my parents unconsciously instilled the quality of forgiving easily into me. Like, hm. I don't know how exactly to put this into words, and I don't really wanna trauma dump or anything.

But I guess whenever they'd do smthng or say smthng wrong to me, they'd just never say sorry. And if I brought it up, they'd tell me, it all came from a place of 'love' and that I should be the one letting it go. So now, whenever someone does shit to me, I 'let it go'.

I don't really think I'll ever learn how to forget, tho. Like, my parents are much better now, and I do have a good relationship with them, but I'll always remember what they/others have done.

57. Do you believe in true love?

I do😭. I'm way too much of a romantic, and I read way too many books to not believe in it. I really do hope I get to experience it one day.

I'm a Muslim, and a while back, there was this Sheikh (scholar) who said, "Romance is just like rizq (wealth, health, blessings, etc). Not everyone is destined to have it."

I remember it hit me so hard, but it also made me think. If I truly can not experience that type of love, then I want a relationship built on absolute mutual respect. I want to be able to communicate and truly get along with the person, no matter how strong our 'romantic' feelings are for each other.

Anyway, god damn that was deep💀 but yepp I hope that answered ur questions, meri jaan<3

[saturngalore]

just finished toni morrison’s sula! im so glad that i didn’t give up on my new year resolution of getting back to reading books this year after i didn’t pick up a new book since march 😭

[mostly-imagines]

ok i voted sweetheart for the reader to call jason (cause it’s one of my favorite ‘nicknames’ in english; in portuguese is ‘meu bem’ and i’m not sure if there’s a good enough translation for this) BUT i feel like jason would love to be called anything with ‘my’ before!! he loves being yours and he loves being called yours

- 🪐

i think you’re exactly right

[tasakesi]

ive inherited my mom’s “im going on a walk” coping mechanism lmao

[housewifebuck]

911 + memes 8/?

[darkmatilda]

https://www.tumblr.com/darkmatilda/785530714890321920/im-currently-obsessed-with-guess-by-charli-xcx-and

The only thing I can think of right now is the infamous Hotch "charcoal grey" scene, but with Spencer and a diva reader. Like, "You couldn’t guess the color of my underwear," and he actually does!!!

oh u incredible human thank u, thank u for letting me imagine it 🫡

[the-orange-solace]

There is nothing more gut wrenching than watching your headmate become triggered by their chronic nightmares and being unable to do nothing about it because we're all so disconnected

You may be able to help us, but we can't help you

It's unfair

[fairybinie]

.✰ SOOBIN BF TEXTS

pairings: bf!soobin x gn!reader

genre: fluff, crack, slight angst? established relationship

warnings: pet names, mentions of kissing, suggestive but nothing specific

꒰ 💌 ꒱ these are me and soobin’s texts exposed #real and thank you @eternallyhyucks for helping me :’) credits to this trend and any similar concepts to anyone else’s works are purely coincidental ⋆˙⟡♡

please do not translate, modify or repost on other platforms.

© fairybinie

ﾟ𐦍༘⋆ @iyeonjuni @odxrilove @iuwon @ijhyo @cherr-y-eji @ameliesaysshoo @enhacolor @misscalcutta @cherrybeomgyu @wccycc @hyukabean @strawberri-uyu @hyuntaena @feyregels @boba-beom @luvnhwa @ericyjun @jmin-s @ashxxgyu @bibinnieposts @laylasbunbunny @robinsluva @shiguresohmas @h00nerz @beomsbeanie @stepout-09-15 @ox1-lovesick @soobsdior @ifwtyun @peachy-yabbay @sunlightwoo @ttyunz @rikijackson04 @miyawwn @aintgeluh @baekhyunstruly @wxnderingthoughts @forever-in-the-sky2 @myknifeyourlife @uwuheeseungie @luvrgirlkumi @s00buwu @kangfication @xavi-in-kpopland