#'ill install a new lamp for you i have a few.. you can choose whichever you like.. ill also paint that doorframe for you it seems old'
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just had the most insane 1h 30min moment w this maintenance worker. i wanna move somewhere far away where no one knows me.. SIGHHHH
#he came to my apartment to renew my door + window weatherstrips or whatever#and he starts out w 'you know i had many clients today but i came here first and foremost..#'i was once in love with your mother you know? so youre important to me too'#i remember seeing him maybe ONCE when i was young.#then he starts pointing out all the stuff he could fix and starts talking like 'ill come by tomorrow. and then next week'.#'ill install a new lamp for you i have a few.. you can choose whichever you like.. ill also paint that doorframe for you it seems old'#KILLING MYSELF LEAVE ME ALONE ?#also he would make so many.. comments...#like 'has a guy ever kneeled like this for you? ;) haha just kidding you should say no when they do'#im rly running out of fake laughs here#all i want is to be left alone in my apartment and YET. should not be this hard but it is#shion.txt
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