#( ; drabble )

[kiplex]

You hated parties. They were loud, overstimulating, and there were too many strangers. So when Gideon invited you and Caleb to a party he was having you were hesitant to say the least. You thought having your boyfriend there, your emotional support Caleb, you would be fine; especially once you had a little bit of alcohol in your system. But alas, the universe has a different plan for tonight.

You're three cups of something deep, probably some vodka and a splash of juice, and glued to the side of the wall which were vibrating with how loud the music was, the hum of people yelling over the music certainly wasn't helping. Caleb was god knows where, the second you guys got to the party Gideon whisked him away to go take shots with him and some of the guys they went to college with. Your finger drums a consistent beat against your red plastic cup, your eyes scan the room for any sign of him. Sure, you could go and talk to people, mingle a bit but… Something in your stomach lurches at the thought of doing that.

You take another small sip. You pull out your phone check to the time. “You're Colonel Xia's girlfriend right?" Someone shouts to your left. He looked about the same age as Caleb. “Ah! Yeah! Yeah I am." Your voice wobbles, slightly startled. “Man, he is one lucky guy. I was assigned to his fleet shortly after he took over." The man extends his hand offering his name, that you definitely don't catch. Instead you politely smile, shaking his hand and yelling your name back over the music.

He starts going on and on about fleet stuff, with the amount of liquor in your body you really can't make heads or tails of it, you just politely nod. He wasn't a bad guy or anything, you just clearly were uncomfortable and didn't want to be there. When you feel a hand wrap around your waist, you nearly jump ten feet in the air. “Woah woah! Pips, it's me." Caleb's voice is soft in your ear. Your whole body immediately relaxes into his touch. “Oh Colonel! Good to see you off duty." The man you're talking to acknowledges his superior. “Good to see you too, if you don't mind I'm gonna steal her away for a bit." Caleb smiles at the man. You are always in awe of how charming and charismatic Caleb is naturally. He makes it look effortless.

The man nods, and Caleb grabs your wrist taking you to a free spot farther down the wall. His body blocks your view of the crowd, his cologne flooding your senses calming your nervous system down exponentially. " You okay pretty girl?” He asks, his hands cupping your cheeks intentionally making you maintain eye contact with him. Regardless you down cast your eyes. " I'm fine.” You answer, not wanting to ruin this night for him.

He rarely gets time off, let alone gets to spend it with his friends. His eyebrows furrow. " No you aren't.” He sighs, pulling you against his chest before wrapping his arms around you. " Pips, I've known you, your whole life. I know when you're lying to me.” He kisses the top of your head. " Let me ask you again. Are you okay?” He repeats gently. You shake your head no into his chest. "Not really, it's loud and I'm a little tipsy and… I'm sorry Caleb." Your eyes gloss over slightly, tears threatening to spill over.

He pulls you back a bit so he can look at you. “Aw you sweet girl, don't apologize. You've never really been big on this stuff. I'm proud of you for even tagging along with me. Even Gideon was singing praises about you being here tonight… I mean I did shove him for talking about my girlfriend like that, but semantics.” You giggle slightly.

Caleb kisses your forehead. " Do you wanna get the hell out of here?" He asks, grinning at you. “Are you sure? I know you don't get to do this often…" You mumble. He smiles, shaking his head. “I already got to hang out with Gideon for a while, besides my girlfriend is clearly overstimulated and trying to be brave for me. That's my job Pips, how dare you steal my thunder." He squeezes you slightly. You lean up kissing him gently. “Let's go home." He grabs your hand again, leading you through the sea of people out the door. “Oh also, if I see you talking to another man at a party again I won't be so kind next time, I can promise you that. " You roll your eyes, a dumb smile on your face. If you're being honest, you wouldn't have it any other way.

You can find my master list here

[amrluv]

THE KATS FIGHTING FOR READER LIKE THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THAT DAMN PROMOTION IN THE GABRIELLA MVVVV PLEASESSSS

( #! ) oo the plot was too good i had to write a lot

there wasn't a clear indicator on when this all started, on when their madness began. but to you, this was truly never-ending.

from your earliest memory, it all started on new years eve. music blasted from the speakers, a random song only popular in the 2010s filling the house. the inside was crowded—a sea of tipsy, carefree individuals no longer caring if they stand in anyone's way. the smell of sweat, somehow, and weed hit you immediately; overwhelming your already alert senses. it was a nightmare in there, but you kept pushing.

pushing your way into the kitchen, a hand grasped at your wrist. it was gentle, but firm enough to make you pause. “you're here!”

the cheery voice of manon filled your ears—a stark contrast to the chaos around you. “come with me, i wanna show you something.”

as soon as she started to pull you away another hand pulled you in the opposite direction. sophia appeared by your side, a hand resting on your shoulder. “actually, i was thinking she should come with me. i've been dying to get to talk to her more.”

manon's smile cracks. it's small, but doesn't go unnoticed by sophia. “well i had her first.” she tugged at your wrist, earning a scowl from the raven haired girl. “this isn't some ‘finders keepers’ bullshit.” sophia spat back, her hand leaving you to instead shove the other girl.

manon glared at sophia intensely, her grip on you loosening before she finally let go. “the fuck is your problem?” the tension was thick, a few bystanders watching their interaction. shit, this wasn't something you wanted to get involved in.

while the girls were distracted, you slipped away from them, weaving your way through the packed crowd.

it was good for a while. you managed to lose the fighting girls—finally enjoying the party rather than worrying. you'd managed to settle down on a somehow not packed couch in the living room; downing a drink of whatever concoction you were given. before you could fully enjoy your peace, megan came around to break it.

"hey, you enjoying the party?" she sat down next to you without asking. she was close, too close for it to be friendly—her thigh touching yours, knees knocking together. "it's alright." you took another sip of your drink, hoping the liquor will ease your nerves of what was to come.

megan was silent, too silent that it teetered on being unnerving. the usually bubbly, loud girl was now watching you like a hawk. her gaze moved from your lips to your throat, watching as you swallowed the liquid. she let out a quiet hum, moving closer to you. "you know what would make this party even better?" she began, voice husky.

"mind if i join you?"

your eyes snapped up as soon as you heard a new voice. lara. of course.

without another word she sat down on the other side of you, sitting just as close to you as megan. now, you were sandwiched between two girls vying for your attention—their gazes sharp as they glared at each other from either side.

"it's almost midnight, you got a kiss?" lara suddenly asked you. though, her eyes remained on megan whose narrowed once she heard the question. "actually, lara," megan made sure to accentuate her name, "i was hoping she'd be my new years kiss."

lara's jaw noticeably clenched at her reply, cocking her head to the side to look at you once more. "well, why don't we ask her instead?"

suddenly, all eyes were on you. their desperate, yet irritated, eyes fell upon yours. it was uncomfortable. if you chose lara, megan would get upset. if you chose megan, lara would get upset. if you left, both of them would get upset. it was a lose-lose situation—and you didn't know what to do.

"i.. um.." you hesitated, glancing between the two girls who watched expectantly.

"what about me?"

fuck, another one.

daniela's voice broke the silence, eyes moving towards her standing figure. she watched with folded arms, a small smirk tugging at the corner of her lip. "you two are just freaking her out. she should just be my kiss. i'd be better, anyways."

"what the fuck, daniela?" megan's voice rose in pitch, astounded by the accusation she placed upon them. lara was equally shocked, scoffing at the insinuation. "i'm not a bad kisser."

"mhm, sure." daniela nodded, voice dripping in sarcasm. the brunette let out a sigh, extending a hand towards you. "c'mon, there's only a few more minutes until midnight."

lara stood, trying to swat daniela's hand away. "no way! you're not winning this time, dani."

megan mirrored lara, placing her hands on her hips as she came eye to eye with daniela. "yeah, no way." she looked back towards you. "just let me be your midnight kiss."

objections came from the other girls immediately, bickering ensuing between the three women. the clocked ticked down, nearing closer and closer to the expected hour. closer to the moment you'd have to choose.

[shedreamerwings]

this puts the OG Swan Lake in a whole new context... [excuse me]

Her nails bent and snapped, scraping against the rocks as she clawed and crawled up the mountain. He was right behind her, she could feel his hot, acrid breath on her ankles. The screams of her sisters filled the night air.

Odette grabbed a rock that jutted right up into the air, sinking her bleeding fingers into the cracks of the mountainside and hauling herself over the edge. Tears left streaks in the dirt on her cheeks and dripped off her chin. Her vision blurred. She pushed harder with her toes and gripped the rock with both hands, heaving herself over the edge. Her soles slipped on the slick rock, and she stumbled.

"You don't have to do this," Rothbart shouted, using the blood-marked handholds. "You don't have to do this. Think of all you have to live for!"

Odette whirled to face him, gasping and wiping her face with her sleeves. "Like what?" She walked backwards.

Rothbart slowly stretched upright, now on the same shelf she was. "Like me--"

"Like you?" She mocked, laughing mirthlessly. "You're not worth living for."

He lunged for her, but she was a feather faster. Tripping over her feet, she half-spun, half-fell, and jumped out, putting as much distance between her and the rock as possible. She didn't jump far enough and slid down the rock to another ledge thirty feet below.

Without looking for Rothbart, she jumped out and this time, she fell. An imperfect swan dive towards the lake below.

For the third time in her life, Odette chose herself. The water's surface split open with hardly a splash.

She had jumped too late. The sun was already rising.

As someone who's been a lover of traditional folk music from the British Isles for several decades, one thing I've learned is that "True Love" didn't always mean what you think it means. In the older songs, "true love" is not some mystical quality, some type of connection that is magically better than other Loves. No. A love that is "true" merely means that your Love is "true TO YOU." "True" as in faithful and loyal and trustworthy. A lover who will stand by you and with you no matter what comes. True the way a good sword is True. True the way a good knight is loyal. The contrast is "False Love," which is a lover who betrays you, who cannot be trusted.

"True Love" isn't something you find, it's a vow and a choice that you make, every day, to BE TRUE.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Hello! I got a request for you. Sense you've got few k-pop demon hunters fanfics, can you do a smut fanfic about Mira x FemReader? It's okay if you can't do it :) (I also read one of your FD fanfics and they're really good!)

A/n: MIRA YESSSSS , also thank you! You're so sweet.

Reader is Mira’s soft, golden-retriever girlfriend — warm, loyal, and adoring. Mira is cool, intense, and protective — but secretly just as needy for her girlfriend as demons are for chaos.

The hotel room was dim, lit only by the neon sign bleeding in from the balcony. Mira stood near the window, still in her outfit from what was supposed to be a show, you could see just enough to reveal the sheen of sweat at her throat. You watched her silently from the bed, wrapped in a towel after your shower, hair still damp and clinging to your cheeks.

She hadn’t said much since the mission,the chaos of the 'show'. Just a quiet nod to the rest of the team and a tug on your wrist as she led you up here, alone.

You padded over to her without a word, resting your chin on her shoulder from behind. “Hey,” you murmured, arms slipping gently around her waist. “I’m proud of you.”

Mira let out a breath through her nose, but didn’t answer. You could feel the tension in her muscles — taut, like a bowstring about to snap.

Your lips brushed against her neck. “Let me help you come down…”

That did it.

In one sudden, fluid motion, Mira turned, backing you toward the bed, hands at your waist like she needed to feel that you were still here — warm, soft, real. Her mouth found yours with urgency, all teeth and tongue at first, before it melted into something deeper. Hungrier.

You gasped softly when she pushed you down onto the mattress, straddling your hips, her thighs pressing tight against yours. You looked up at her with wide, devoted eyes — golden retriever gaze shining — and Mira’s control nearly snapped.

“You’re too good to me,” she rasped, brushing a strand of hair from your face. “You don’t even know what you do to me.”

“I know,” you whispered, tilting your head up for another kiss. “I want you to show me.”

She groaned low in her throat.

Her mouth trailed down your jaw, over your collarbone, while her fingers slowly undid the knot of your towel, letting it fall open to reveal the smooth warmth of your skin. You shivered beneath her, more from anticipation than the cool air.

Mira’s hand slid between your thighs, fingertips stroking you gently, deliberately — and you were already soaked.

“Fuck…” she whispered, voice rough against your neck. “You’re always so ready for me.”

Your breath hitched. “Only for you, Mira…”

That was all it took. She slid two fingers into you, slow but deep, her thumb circling your clit with practiced precision. You moaned, hips bucking slightly, but Mira pressed her body over yours, keeping you grounded — her weight, her strength, her scent — all of it surrounding you like armor.

“You’re so sweet when you’re like this,” she murmured, curling her fingers just right, drawing another whimper from you. “My soft girl. My good girl.”

You couldn’t think, couldn’t speak — just nodded desperately, thighs trembling around her hand.

Mira kissed you again, slower this time. As if tasting your soul.

She never rushed it. Not with you. Not when you looked at her like she hung the moon and forgave every demon that clung to her shadow.

Your hands tangled in her hair as the pressure built — heat curling tighter and tighter in your belly.

“Mira—fuck, I’m gonna—”

“Let go,” she murmured, fingers speeding up just enough, her voice the only anchor you needed. “Come for me, baby.”

You shattered with a cry, back arching beneath her, your release pulsing around her fingers. Mira held you through every second of it, her lips brushing your cheek, your jaw, the corner of your mouth.

When your breathing slowed, she pulled her hand away and gently licked her fingers clean, eyes never leaving yours.

You flushed. “You’re such a menace.”

She smirked. “And you love it.”

You did. With your whole stupid, loyal heart.

And as she pulled you into her arms and whispered that she needed you — only you — you knew you’d follow her through heaven, hell, or another demon hunt. Wherever she needed you to be

[tsuma-senju]

Imagine Kenma playing while interacting with his chat. The broadcast has been going on for hours, and eventually, he starts losing repeatedly, people are now enjoying his stress

"I can see the vein popping out on his forehead"

"The disappointment and anger when he's dying haha"

"Kodzuken needs backup. lol"

He reads the last comment aloud, then stops. He pauses the game, turns to the camera, and says:

"I'm back in five chat, I'm going to get my buff"

Soon after, he appears in front of you. You're on the couch, watching your show, almost asleep to be honest. Kenma leans down, kisses your lips, and strokes your hair. Then he goes back upstairs

You don't quite understand what he meant by that, but you don't give it much thought either

When Kenma sits back down in front of the computer, the chat is visibly confused about where he was

"Relax… I just went to get my lucky item"

His voice remains monotone, but a small smile is apparent on his face.

[randomfandomworks]

You pushed the eyeshadow palette to the side as Rumi laid below you, watching you decide on what to do next. You’d been bugging her for a while now about designing her show makeup and it was on this dull day in the middle of their break that she had finally agreed.

It wasn’t professional, or high effort, it was simply an idol and her partner sprawled out in bed. The weight of your chest laid on hers, your elbows propping you up just enough to look down at her as you created your masterpiece. You placed some blush to her cheeks, a light dust of color to finish off what you’d been working so hard on.

You set the blush aside, readjusting your weight to look down at Rumi once more, your eyes wandering over her features to take in what you had created. Halfway through your observations you stopped, your gaze lingering on her patterns. Slowly you brought your hand up, brushing your fingers over the patterns that spread across her forehead. Your eyes traced the movement memorizing the shape as your fingers ran along her skin.

“I’m glad you don’t cover them up.” You spoke softly, your fingers moving further up to tuck back some of her loose hairs.

She looked at you silently for a moment, watching you focus, holding onto the gentleness within your stare. “Yeah?” She responded, her voice barely above a whisper.

You smiled, bringing your hand down to cup her cheek, “Yeah.” You finalized meeting her gaze.

A warmth settled in her chest, something about you, your acceptance of what she’d tried to hide for so long, made her fall even harder for you.

And maybe, she thought after a moment, you’d have to do her makeup more often.

[dykeriver]

there’s just something about the concept of loser!ellie stumbling across your camgirl stream one day as she looks for something to… help her, if you know what i mean. mouth dropping a bit, eyes widening. she can’t get over the the soft flutter of your eyelashes through the slightly grainy camera quality, the curves of your body in your pretty, sheer babydoll lingerie. she can see your pert nipples through the material, and immediately she’s squeezing her thighs together. and ellie simply has nothing to say about the fact that she bookmarks the link to your site, keeping it in her private browser with a sheepish look on her face.

she starts watching at least one stream of yours a week, always ready with her hand shoved down her shorts, wet around her fingers as you dirty talk the camera about what you’d be doing to her (and your other 300 viewers) if you were there right now. it becomes this pathetic little crush after a while, to the point ellie is willing to spend her hard earned money (read as: money she got from getting into the top ten of a gaming tournament) on a solo call with you.

when you greet her, ellie’s mouth gapes like a fish out of water. her glasses fall down her face and a loose grey hoodie is pooling around her neck. her eyes are wide as she takes in the sight of you, scanning her screen up and down. i’m no better than a man, ellie thinks to herself when her eyes get stuck on your breasts. “um,” she starts, “h-hey.”

“hey yourself,” you smile, unfazed. “what’s your name?”

“uhhhm,” ellie says again, this time trailed out a little longer and even more awkward than before. “uh… ellie.” she averts her eyes, looking everywhere except the screen. ellie picks at the sleeve of her hoodie, staring down at it to avoid looking at you again. and she’s so shy as she responds to all your questions about why she decided to book an appointment, prominent pink blush showing even through her blurry camera

and poor ellie is just so inexperienced, and so damned cute — she’s never even been talked through it by another person. she hides her face in her hands when you ask to take care of her; when you offer to talk her through an orgasm. “i’ll make you feel so good, pretty thing,” you sing promises to her, “like nobody else ever has before.” and already at this point you can’t deny it, she’s starting to get to you, too, with those wide puppy eyes and cute little button nose. the genuine awh in which she looks at you. it makes you feel fucking powerful.

sooner or later you’ll have convinced her to have taken off her pants and boxer shorts, leading ellie’s hand between her slender thighs with your words alone. “wh-what do you want me to do next?” she whispers, voice thick and choked up. and you tell her to keep touching herself, just how she likes. to slide a finger in if she wants, but to imagine it’s you doing it. and the moment ellie pushes her fingers into her pussy, you can tell. her jaw goes slack in relief, a sweet little oh! escapes those soft pink lips.

“yeah…” you murmur, “that’s it, ellie. take my fingers like the sweet, obedient girl you are.”

ellie straight up gasps at this, fucking into herself faster, harder. “keep… keep talking,” she pleads abashedly. ellie looks so needy, so fucking erotic that your cunt clenches around nothing. so you obviously do, you don’t think you’d be able to not give this sweet girl what she wants. you tell her all about how pretty she is, how handsome. how perfect she is, and how well she’s doing for you. you call her your girl, your sweet girl. and when she whimpers out i’m close, hushed and overwhelmed, you tell her to let go for you. you tell her to cum around your fingers, to get them and her pussy all messy.

you… may or may not give her your personal phone number by the end of the call.

[mischief-and-the-big-bad-wolf]

Stiles snuck a look at Derek from the corner of his eye, sitting in the booth beside him, before inching his hand towards Derek's plate. He quickly snuck a few curly fries, having finished his in five minutes of being served. His eyes caught Lydia's who was sitting across from him and he blushed when she raised an eyebrown at him, sticking his tongue out at her before chomping down on the fries. Seeing Derek still distracted talking to Boyd, he snuck a few more handfuls from his plate.

Without stopping his conversation with Boyd, Derek slid the rest of his fries off his plate and onto Stiles'. Stiles looked at him in surprise, his scent sweetening with love and happiness, making Derek turn to him.

Derek pressed a kiss to Stiles' temple and asked, "Want some more, baby?" He didn't wait for Stiles' reply, instead calling over the waitress and placing an additional order for the curly fries.

Stiles flushed red and kissed Derek's shoulder, leaning his head there after. Derek shifted his arm to curl around Stiles' waist and pulled him in closer. Stiles picked up a fry and held it to Derek's mouth, giggling when Derek playfully snapped his teeth around his fingers.

"You two are disgusting," Scott complained, wrinkling his nose.

"I think it's sweet," Erica simpered.

"Thank you, Erica," Stiles pointedly said towards Scott. "We're no less disgusting than you and Allison."

Scott opened his mouth but before he could say anything, Derek said, "Enough."

"Yeah, Scott, enough," Stiles added, throwing a teasing look at Scott.

"Love," Derek sighed, an exasperated fond look on his face.

"What? He started it!" Stiles exclaimed, pointing at Scott.

Derek rolled his eyes and mumbled, "I'm surrounded by a bunch of children."

"Children, huh? I'll show you children," Stiles murmured, scooping a dollop of ketchup onto his pointer finger and smearing it on Derek's cheek.

Derek leaned away from him and hissed, "Seriously? We're in public, baby."

Stiles just raised his brows at him in response, in a 'what are you going to do about it' way. Derek smirked and locked his arms Stiles, who shrieked and wiggled trying to get away. Derek leaned in and smushed his cheek against Stiles', spreading the ketchup on both of them.

"How do you like that?" Derek teased, pulling back but still keeping Stiles in his arms.

Stiles' answer got cut off by the arrival of the waitress who asked them to be a bit quieter as the other patrons were being disturbed.

Derek's ears turned red in a blush and Stiles' cooed at him, licking the ketchup from his cheek before pressing a few kisses there.

"I don't know why I still hang out with you guys," Lydia snarked, looking at them with a disgusted expression.

"Cause you love us, Lyds," Stiles crooned as Derek wiped the ketchup off Stiles' face with a tissue paper.

[kumasakka]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ❝ 𝐅𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐑 ! ❞

　despite having an official girlfriend, known to the whole world, he doesn’t catch a break from his beloved fans. or quick reminder that he married his fan number one + social’s !

ft. itoshi sae , iglesias bunny , kaiser michael.

content. 1.8k wc, slightly suggestive, dirty thoughts, freaky / off-handed comments, crack, unserious, spoiler - free, up to 0.5k words each drabble, isagi makes insensitive jokes, inspired by freaky tiktok comments.

author’s note. I had so much fun writing this because this is lowkey how I act whenever I see them but not that freaky. be so for real, that’s how you would act when they were your boyfriend hehe. part two?

ITOSHI SAE.

　SPEAKING frankly, it's not like you are weird or anything. Not as weird as some of his fans — but you're definitely weird. Again, in a positive way though. You're weird in a positive way.

Can someone even consider this as a positive?

Your own boyfriend is cringed out by you sometimes, giving you weird stares as if you're his fangirl. Only that you are his fangirl and he knows it. He knows you'd watch every match of his until your dying breath.

"Hehe..." you sighed out dreamily, leaning against your palm.

Watchful eyes following Sae's every movement while he was trying to eat in peace. You two were at home, you cooked something delicious and now you kept him company while he was eating.

"Something wrong?" he wiped his mouth with a tissue.

His pretty teal eyes blinking ever so slowly, his long lashes adorning his face and highlighting the colour of his eyes. You could die in peace and you meant every word when you said that.

"Nothing..." you lied smoothly, letting out a giggle.

A giggle that reminds him of his fangirls and also fanboys.

God, you couldn't hell yourself though. He was so fucking hot, face so handsome and body built like the greek statues, his »I don't give a fuck«-personality fits him so well and his nonchalant attitude.

Suddenly you dropped a—

"You're so hot." you stared at his features, lips curling into a smirk.

"Oh. Thanks." he returns back to eating, not minding your comment.

And then — you stood up from your chair, only to move closer so you can sit closer to your boyfriend.

"I'm so lucky." you started off slowly, leaving him wonder for a second. "I see what Shidou sees."

"Shidou?" he deadpanned at the mention of Shidou Ryusei.

"Ugh, stop talking about him." you frowned, waving your hand dismissively.

"Didn't you start with him?" he glanced at you from the corner of his eyes.

"Oh wow..." you gasped, "do that again."

"Do what?" he glanced at you again from the corner of his eyes.

"THAT!" you couldn't contain your giggles anymore as you pushed his plate away from him, latching yourself onto him. "UGH YOU'RE SO FINE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

"Ah..." he trailed off, patting your back as you wrapped your arms around his neck.

"I wanna smash my lips against yours." you whispered, voice muffled because of his clothes. "And this definitely isn't the only thing I'm smashing today."

"[name]..." he deadpanned again, your fan behaviour insufferable yet cute in its own way.

"Yes, my darling husband? My sexy, handsome, beautiful and attractive Sae?" you giggled dreamily against his shirt, feeling his arms around your figure.

"Let me finish my food." he paused, "please?"

"Of course!" you distanced yourself again before taking the spoon into your hand. "Say ahh."

Spoiler alert: he didn't open his mouth.

"Mmh?" you hummed in confusion, then blew lightly against the hot meal, "the plane is coming! Say ahh!"

"Ahh..." he parted his lips reluctantly.

"Good boy!" you teased him.

"Never ever say that again."

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itoshisaesonlygf gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i'll be having with @official.itoshisae tonight. stay informed.

official.itoshisae respectfully back off.

　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf guys he’s only shy !!

　⤷ ryuassei.only I knew you wouldn’t cheat

　　　me pookie wookie dookie cutie patootie ❤️

　　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf keys and livestream it

ryuassei.only imagine faking a relationship 🤣

　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf blocked banned reported

　⤷ rinnie_poo gtfo weirdo

　⤷ userrando1112 what rin and [name] said !!

ryuassei.only IM FUCKING JEALOUS LOCK UR DOORS YOU WITCH IM BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE

　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf what a weirdo

　　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf get em banned

　　⤷ userrando3424 already did o7

rinnie_poo hoping that guy is stepping on lego stones, his socks get wet, spoon falling into the bowl and stubs his toe against something.

　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf I love you rin

　　⤷ rinnie_poo call me if he’s being an asshole.

　⤷ hide.its.slursagi what a lovely greeting lol

　　⤷ rinnie_poo shut the fuck up

　　⤷ ryuassei.only “SYBAU 💔🥀” ahh

　　⤷ rinnie_poo you’re getting crushed anyway

　　⤷ itoshisaesonlygf SHOW THEM !!!!

　　⤷ ryuassei.only ho is u a traitor? 🥀🥀

itoshisaesonlygf omfg he looks so good I wanna give him the sloppiest, wettest, best kiss ever

　⤷ itoshisae.official I’m right here.

userrando0010 we know it’s you shidou 💔

　⤷ ryuassei.only ugh fine I got caught

　　⤷ userrando0010 HE REPLIED WHAT.

　　⤷ userrando1392 FUCK ME PLZ

IGLESIAS BUNNY.

　YOUR gaze stayed glued to your phone as you sat on the couch, finger scrolling through the newest edits of your boyfriend. A grin crossing your lips as you watched the edit.

"Tsk..." you let out a gleeful giggle, seeing your boyfriend on the edit.

Wasn't he the finest man ever walking on earth?

"His girlfriend is so lucky..." you muttered, commenting under the post and then replied, "thank you..!"

Content with liking the edit, saving the post and favouriting it, you scrolled to the next edit — just to comment something else. "Not going to lie, he ain't safe from me..." you mumbled.

"Who isn't safe from you?"

"AHH!" you flinched in shock, immediately locking your phone as a reflex while your heart pounded quickly against your chest. "Ohmyfuckinggod Bunny!"

"That's me." he looked down at you, his hands placed against the edge of the couch while looming over you from behind.

"Hi." you smiled at him innocently, head lifting up to face him.

Yet your eyes wandered from his pretty face to his toned body. "Oh wow." you couldn't help but let out, taking in the sight behind you even if it meant that you'd snap your head any moment.

"Careful before you hurt yourself." and with that, he placed his hand under your head to push it lightly — so you'd face ahead again.

"Whatever you want." you replied and turned fully now to admire him even more.

Thinking back to that one comment, your mind immediately was filled with silly thoughts. "Oh... But I seriously think I can handle all that." you started giggling as you averted your eyes, biting your index finger.

"Whatever you're saying." your boyfriend smiled at you, making himself place on the edge of his couch. "What were you watching?"

"Edits that should get banned because the stuff is too much to handle, apparently." you answered immediately, not hesitating to face again. "Ugh..."

"Mmh?" he hummed, tilting his head slightly to the side.

One of the most attractive things he could do to be honest. With that lethal facecard? And that body?

"I'm so so so lucky." you whispered under your breath, cheeks heating up at the sight.

"Are you? Or am I?" he chuckled at your comment, batting his lashes.

"...I have nothing appropriate to say." your face was expressionless yet your inner voice screamed it all.

He erupted into a laughter his time, letting you watch how his adam apple moved along in an attractive way. You couldn't describe it properly in words — but he was all you needed in life.

"Ugh kiss me already." you throw yourself at him, clothed body bumping against his naked upper body.

"Whatever you want, love." his hand found itself behind to the back of your head again, pulling you into a quick kiss — it left you stunned honestly.

As soon as he distanced himself, you blinked slowly while your brain tried to processed what just happened.

"You..."

"Yeah?" he chuckled, your reaction too amusing for him.

"You deserve your ass ate for this."

"Please no."

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[name]thehunter “dinner’s ready, @bunnythebunny!” I say as I sat on the table ❤️❤️

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KAISER MICHAEL.

　HE was asleep. In a deep slumber probably while his front was fully turned to you, letting your eyes wander all over his glorious face — almost shining in your eyes.

Maybe even blinding you with his beauty?

Your lips curled into a grin, taking in his facial features. Of course he was pretty. It's your boyfriend, after all. The bastard of every soccer match whenever you watch him play.

And here he is, sleeping soundly — not knowing the danger's of the world aka you. But what can you do? The dragon (you) has to protect the princess (michael) from the village (fans).

But he himself was in danger. If you ever would take a look at him, you'd fall for his charms — just like you did. "Hehe..." you giggled in delight, pulling the blanket closer to you.

Was inner you fangirling? No, no. You are just happen to be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of his sleeping beauty.

"You're so fine. Looking at you makes me feel like a victorian man, seeing a woman's ankle for the first time." you whispered, your hand inches away to caress his cheek.

And suddenly — he opened his eyes while raising a brow, catching your wrist at the right time

"What nonsense..." he muttered under his breath, voice sounding fully awake.

"You were awake the whole time!?" you gasped in shock before he pulled you closer. "Ack!—"

"Did you seriously just say something about victorian man seeing a woman's ankle?" he questioned, mischief not found in his voice — instead it was curiosity.

"Yeah, I did." you answered before realising, "ah. You don't understand."

"So what if?" he rolled his eyes, already annoyed by your teasing grin.

You swiftly freed yourself and found yourself on top of him. Well only your upper half was above him while your knees were still propped beside his hip.

"Basically it was scandalous for a woman to show off her ankles in the victorian era. High-class women were limited to show off most body parts and showing ankles were challenging the norms. I guess, victorian men liked that." you taught him.

"Ah..." he nodded and his one arm sliding around your lower back.

"Pfft— You're so cute." you giggled.

"Didn't you saw I looked fine? Like a... fine shyt?"

You bursted into laughter as he said that.

"You're superrrr cute!" you laughed.

"Oh?" he mused under his breath, raising his hand to tap against your quivering arms. "But you are the cute one."

"No." you lowered yourself, planting several kisses on his cheek. "You're so fine, babygirl."

"Babygirl? Are we calling each other cringe pet names now?" he raised a brow, finding joy in your affection. "Perle? Or should I say, Bubu Bärchen?"

"Eugh, never say that again!" you shook your head frantically, a shiver running down your spine.

"Mausebär."

"Schnuckiputz."

"Schnecke."

"Okay you won, stop those outrageous pet names."

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callmeempress I feel pregnant whenever I see @michahhel.kaiser

nessfetchthis what a wonderful sight to wake up to!

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hide.its.slursagi get HIM pregnant

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　　⤷ hide.its.slursagi count your scars.

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　　⤷ userrando1049 he said as he grinned like evil larry.

　　⤷ userrando9966 he said as he knew that he hurt the world’s feeling 🥀🥀

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[just-kattt]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! sooo stinking cute.

Cry-baby werewolf x reader

A werewolf watches you obliviously pull up to the old cabin that as far as he's concerned has been desolate for years.

You're in his territory, he doesn't like it. He knows how humans work. They're skittish little things, so in theory, scaring you off shouldn't be a problem.

That night, he played all the tricks in the book. Distant otherworldly howling, leaving large tracks outside, dead animals being deposited on the doorstep, and deep gouged claw marks on your car.

Seeing that you still haven't left he grows frustrated. This isn't how it's supposed to work. You should be long gone, he should have his woods back. Others of his kind would have roared, ripped the door off the hinges and scared the human shitless.

However our little werewolf was in fact conflict averse and very scared of the new addition to his woodland territory. He'd specifically chosen these woods due to the lack of both humans and other werewolfs, but as days turned into weeks and the human seemed to ignore all his warnings he grew restless and knew he'd have to be more upfront.

Late evening and your getting ready to eat, the chair in your hands halfway pulled out. Growling, loud and dangerous. Turning you see it the bipedal mass of fur and muscle standing in your door way. As it goes to move your body reacts of its own accord hurling the kitchen chair towards the beast.

You freeze expecting to be charged, ripped limb from limb but all that follows is a yelp and then soft wining. Oh god, it's hurt, nose bloodied and curled up on the ground. Most would have fled but you're different.

"What the fuck?!"

Your voice rang out, angry at being startled. You waste no time berating your furry intruder, he's bleeding on the floor, your chairs broken and finally, FINALLY you know who's responsible for the damage to your car.

You're caught of guard when you hear... crying? It takes you a moment, what you assumed was an apex predator is crying softly holding his nose. Now you feel bad, the poor thing's clearly out of his depth and wasn't expecting you to fight back or scold him for his actions.

With a sigh you get some blankets and a warm cloth to clean this over grown puppy's nose. You came to the damn woods to get away from people but now? Well, at least he's cute in a pathetic kind of way.

[musingsofheaven]

MILK AND PEACHES.

best friend!tashi duncan x roomate afab!Reader

nsfw. clothing kink. power dynamics. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀overstimulation. somatic focus. praise & degradation.⠀ lactation kink (fantasy). dubcon-adjacent. oral fixation. ♡

When Tashi is in the mood, you won’t get any rest. That’s how it is. Like right now, you’re walking back from the bathroom barefoot, hair damp and warm against your back, and she’s right there, leaning lazily in the doorway of your shared dorm like she was waiting. Like she heard your steps and got bored, or maybe just needy for you, and wants to play.

“Took your time,” she says, voice all slow honey and mean affection. You smile, soft, sheepish- only for her hand to slide under the hem of your big shirt. You raise your hand at her action before you feel her hook two fingers into the waistband of your panties. You freeze. And then- yank.

The fabric pulls tight between your legs, wedging up between your folds. You let out a soft noise, more surprised than hurt. Biting your lips quickly and closing your eyes briefly. But she doesn’t let go.

She pulls again.

Yank.

The cotton sinks higher, dragging over your clit now, slicing between your pussy lips like a wedge. Your thighs twitch, and you feel yourself getting wetter.

“Tashi,” you whisper, but she hums, not listening to you since she has already made up her mind about what she will do to you, and gives one more sharp tug.

You stagger half a step back- into her. She catches you by the waist, laughter warm against your neck as she walks back with you to her bed and sits you down on her lap like you’re weightless. Your shirt rides up in the process. The underwear’s practically almost transparent at this point, and she just keeps doing it.

Pull.

Rub.

Snap.

The fabric goes stretches, and each time it moves. God, it’s such a soft material and it’s new and… it presses right to your clit, soaked through with your slick. You whimper. She grins.

“I missed your pussy,” she murmurs, mouthing slow kisses up your neck now. Breathing hard and inhaling your fresh bathed body. One hand snakes around your hip, down to your belly. The other is still pulling, now from the front- teasing, so deliberately slow it hurts.

“Feel that?” she whispers against your ear, licking your earlobe.

Her hand at your front gives the tiniest little rock, dragging the fabric- wet, sticky, hot- right over the center of you. You twitch. She laughs. “God, this pussy loves being teased.”

You squirm in her lap, hips shifting without meaning to, trying to chase more friction- but her other arm locks around your waist, pinning you back to her chest. She’s stronger than she looks considering all of that tennis training she has.

“Ah-ah. Don’t grind on me like some desperate little thing. I’m not even touching you yet.” Another slow tug. Just to prove a point to you. You can feel the fabric dragging sticky against your slit, each side of your pussy wrapping around it like it belongs there.

And then- her mouth again, lazy and mocking against your neck, “She’s so fucking cute like this. Look at her- stuffed full of cotton and still leaking.”

She starts rocking her fingers, then tiny back-and-forth pulls from the front. Fuck. You already told her before not to do that because it messes up the garters of your panties, but she still does it. Each pull of it sending the soaked cloth rubbing directly against your clit. You whimper. It’s too much and not enough.

“She missed me, didn’t she?” she coos, like she’s speaking to your cunt now, not you. She does that. Talk to her. Talk to your pussy. “You poor thing. I leave for one weekend and you’re dripping for me through your panties like a slut.”

You nod. You can’t speak. But you hum and whine for it. Her teeth scrape lightly against your neck. Her fingers still haven’t moved the fabric aside.

“Maybe I’ll let her come like this,” she murmurs. “Maybe I won’t even touch her properly tonight.”

But her fingers already slip under the waistband to contradict that statement. And she doesn’t yank this time. No sharp tug. No teasing pull. She peels them down. Just to your thighs.

The cotton drags wet over your cunt as it lowers, catching for a moment on the shape of your clit before it slips beneath- leaving your pussy bare and messy in the cool air.

Tashi moans under her breath like she’s the one getting touched. “God,” she whispers, one hand cupping your hip, the other hand spreading you open so casually it’s obscene. “Look what you did to yourself.”

She parts your lips with her fingers, she looks at it while she rubs gently each lip while she’s showing it open, slick stringing between them, everything throbbing from how long she teased. Her thumb strokes once, lightly, over your swollen clit and you jerk- a breathy whine slipping out before you can stop it.

“You’re twitching,” she says, voice like velvet. “Poor thing. You needed this so bad, didn’t you?” And then her hand moves- really moves.

Left hand slipping between your legs to rub tight little circles on your clit, slow but with pressure. Not teasing anymore. Just mean. Like how she usually is when she’s in the mood. Right hand slides lower- two fingers pressing at your entrance, already soaked, already fluttering open for her. “Tashi- ” you gasp.

“Shhh.” She kisses your neck again, sweet and mocking, like you’re not gushing all over her fingers. “Let me make it up to her. She waited so patiently.”

You gasp as her hand shifts, not pushing in like you thought- just letting her fingers hover at your soaked little entrance. Feeling how hot you are, how your pussy flutters open for her on instinct. She could feel it beating. You try to push your hips forward, but she doesn’t give you the satisfaction.

“Not here,” she says quietly. “She deserves better than my lap.” And before you can ask, she’s lifting you again- strong arms under your thighs, the wet crotch of your panties still stretched around them, clinging like a brand. She lays you down. Onto her bed. Onto her pillow. Onto the softest place she knows.

Your legs part on reflex. Wide and open for her. Panties stretch when you open your legs. She stays kneeling between them. Tashi’s eyes drag over you- shirt bunched, panties caught at mid-thigh, pussy swollen and soaked from all her teasing. Her voice dips lower.

“Look at her,” she murmurs, like she’s talking to your cunt again, not to you. “Such a good girl for me. She waited so long.” And finally- finally- her fingers hook into the panties and drag them down.

Not rough. Not playful now. Just slow. Careful. She pulls them all the way off this time, tossing them aside. And you’re bare… but you already are bare down there and now just no more panties on your body or on your thighs. Your cunt’s glistening. Puffed up. Needy.

Tashi exhales like it’s the first breath she’s taken all night. She slides her hands up your thighs, settles low between them. Her face inches from your heat. But she doesn’t go there first. She goes up. Hands glide beneath your shirt again, pushing the fabric up, up, and up until your breasts show to her and trembling in the air.

Her mouth is on you before you can even cover yourself. She sucks. Deep, open-mouthed, wet. No hesitation. She latches like she believes you’re full of milk and she’s starved for it.

“Fuck, they’re heavy,” she breathes, moaning against your skin. “So full for me.”

You shake your head, panting, “They’re not, they’re not- ”

“They are,” she insists, taking the other into her mouth now. Tongue swirling around the nipple before she suckles again, hard. Tongue flickering, playing with it. “You just don’t know how much you make.”

One hand comes down. Trails between your legs. Her fingers slide through your folds, warm and wet and finally real. “You’re dripping,” she says softly. “Everywhere. Bet you’re full here, too.”

You whine. Her mouth never leaves your tit, sucking with soft desperation now, as her fingers press down on your clit- just enough to make your hips jump. She doesn’t stop.

Even after your hips jerk, even after you gasp her name like a warning, like a plea, she keeps her mouth on your tit- sucking slow, steady, like there’s something sweet in you she won’t go without. Your back arches off the bed.

Her fingers fuck you deeper, curl up inside you so perfectly, and her palm grinds where you’re dripping- slippery circles that make your thighs twitch and your stomach tighten. You’re going to come. You need to. You have to. You want to. It’s too much. Too hot. Too good. But she won’t let you fall apart just yet.

“Say it,” Tashi murmurs, lips brushing your nipple. “Tell me what you’re feeding me. Tell me what she’s so full of.”

You shake your head, breath hitching. Too embarrassed by it. “No, it’s- it’s not real- ”

She groans against your chest, suckles harder. Two fingers fuck up into you, slow and deep, and you feel it- your cunt tightening around them, messy and hot and pulsing. You can’t stop crying.

“Yes, it is. You’re leaking for me. Just for me.”

“I- ” you choke on a breath, whimpering. “I don’t have- ”

“Don’t lie,” she hisses, biting on your nipple. “Your tits are aching for me. You need me to drink from you.”

She sucks again, loud, her tongue flicking your nipple until your hands fly up to clutch her hair, tug her closer, like it’s true. Like she’s pulling something out of you, slow and needed. Like she wants it to spurt in her mouth and make it full. “Say it,” she commands again. “Say you’re full for me.”

Your pussy flutters around her fingers. She feels it. Smiles. “S-say it,” you echo, voice breaking- then gasp, moan, collapse into her mouth when her fingers press up and stay “…’m full,” you whimper. Eyes closed. Legs shaking. “I’m full of milk, Tashi- please- ”

“Fuck,” she growls. You don’t get a chance to breathe. She sucks harder now, drinks from you, greedy and wet and groaning against your skin like it’s her first meal in weeks. Her fingers don’t let up- fucking you through it, her palm slick and filthy where it rubs your clit.

You break. Come with her mouth still wrapped around your tit and her fingers deep inside you, sobbing into her hair as your thighs shake and your pussy spills all over her hand. And she doesn’t stop. She drinks you down like she believes every word you said.

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓© 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍

𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Death Wish 17

Warnings: non/dubcon, mentions of crime, violence/abuse and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Character: mob!Bucky Barnes

Part of the mob drabbles au

Summary: you’re desperate for a way out of your life and you ask a powerful man for help (plus!reader)

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️

Photo Inspo

You sit beside Bucky. He’s stoic. Patient in an ominous way. You don’t try to mimic him. You know you can’t. You just keep still and listen. He does too. 

“Something in the boats, boss. Someone undercutting us down in the southeast.” Gio explains. “That fisherman, he drove off when I tried to talk to him.” 

“Hm,” Bucky nods. “And you’ve been watching? How do you know there’s something coming in?” 

“Just the way he’s actin’.” 

“The way he’s acting,” Bucky clucks and taps his fingers on his jaw. “Not much of a reason to pull the alarm. Put some eyes on the dock. Come back next week.” 

“Yes, boss. I’ll put my boys down there.” 

“Good,” Bucky sits back, hanging his arm over the side of his chair.  

He reaches for you, taking your hand and bringing it onto the high armrest. He squeezes. You focus on your posture. You resist the urge to look around at all those eyes staring back. You know they’re watching you. They have since the moment you got here. 

“The flower shop on third,” another man steps up. You recognise him. He used to come see your dad; Alfie. He meets your gaze with a squint. “They didn’t pay me in full. Said they can’t make cut.” 

“How much is cut?” Bucky asks. 

“1500” 

“Fifteen?” Bucky scoffs. “That’s as much they’d pay the government for their license. Take half.” 

“Half?” 

“Jumped up little man,” Bucky sniffs. “I got capos not taking that much from business in north side. Half. You’re lucky I don’t ask for it all myself.” 

He snaps his fingers and dismisses Alfie with a flutter of fingers. The older man gives you a long look as he backs up. His lip twitches. 

“One more thing,” Bucky drawls and shifts. “When you look at my woman, you don’t do it like that.” 

Alfie flinches. “I ain’t--” 

“Don’t fucking lie to me. Now walk away.” 

Alfie grits his teeth and lowers his head. He retreats. The air in the room turns stagnant. You focus on not fidgeting. You don’t want to draw any more attention. 

And the dress. It cinches to tight in the middle, it shows too much of your chest, it hugs your figure a little too snugly. You are dressed up like something you aren't.

“I got a wedding to plan. I need you all to start carrying your weight. You got a problem, go to the underboss. I’m not taking council over florists and fishermen.” He tuts. “Oh and make sure you RSVP.” 

He stands and tugs you up with him. You rise and adjust the high arch of the heels. He draws you to him and kisses your forehead. 

“Come on, doll. Now that it’s top of mind, we need to figure out flowers.” He lets go of your hand and puts his hand on your lower back, ushering you out of the room without a glance sideways. 

As the door shuts behind you, you exhale slowly, quietly. He takes you down the hall and up the stairs, pointing you up first. As you climb, he hums. “Perfect view.” 

You stiffen but keep going. You walk past a door and he chuckles. You turn back as he opens it. 

“You forgot?” He wonders. “It doesn’t remind you of that first night?” 

You blanch as you near him. You look him in the eye. “I remember.” 

His eyes flick up and down. He waves you inside. You enter ahead of him. The door clicks shut behind him and he brushes his palm along your rear as he dips in behind you. 

He goes around the desk to the cabinet in the corner. He pops open the glass door and takes out a dark bottle. He pushes his fingers into two glasses and pinches them together. He spins and carries it all to the desk. He sets them down with a clink. 

Quietly, he pours. He peeks up at you. A lock of dark hair falls forward. His dark tie is knotted high and firm, his collar starched and perfect. He puts the bottle down. 

“You asked me to do it.” 

“You didn’t.” You blurt out and look away. You shake your head and blink. Your finger twitches. You feel the trigger, you smell the gun powder. 

“I gave you the power you wanted.” 

You bite your lip. This isn’t what you asked for. You asked for safety. For peace. For your sisters. 

He comes around the desk. You sense him. You smell the alcohol before he holds out the glass. You glance at it and hesitate. 

“I don’t drink.” You say. 

“You need it.” 

You take it and turn away. You put it back on his desk. You keep your back to him. 

“You did good,” he says. You can hear him slurp. “You sat and listened. You didn’t let that man intimidate you.” 

“Why would he? He’s not you.” 

Silence. He drinks again. He comes up next to you. 

“You scared of me?” 

“I know I’m not in charge.” You shrug. “I know how it goes. I’ll do what needs to be done. Whatever it is you need me to do.” 

He sighs. “I’m not like him, don’t treat me like I am.” 

Maybe not, but the situation isn’t so different... 

“I know,” you lie. “Last week, I was just his daughter. I only had to worry about my sisters. It’s... a lot.” 

“And I know you can handle it, doll,” he rubs your hip and sets his glass down. “Come here.” 

He turns you to him, cradling your cheek as he steps closer. He squeezes the soft curve of your hip and smirks. His nose brushes yours. 

“I chose you because I know you can. You know when it’s time to take out the trash.” He caresses your cheek. “And you got a hell of a poker face.” He leans in and kisses you. You can taste the smoky scotch on him. He draws back and gazes at you, purring. “I’m gonna call your bluff, one day.” 

[multi-fandom-imagine]

➤𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 || 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐝 ||

A/n: Had to write dad!Spencer ( cause I'm rewatching Criminal Minds )

The BAU bullpen was unusually quiet for a Wednesday morning—that is, until Spencer Reid strolled in carrying a diaper bag over one shoulder and his nine-month-old daughter perched on his hip.

Her fine curls bounced with each step, her big brown eyes wide with wonder as she looked around the open space. Her pink socks kept slipping off her chubby feet, and Spencer kept one hand firmly under her bottom, the other occasionally adjusting the strap of the bag threatening to fall off his shoulder.

“Alright, sweetheart,” he cooed softly, settling her on a blanket on the floor beside his desk. “Today’s the day. We’re going to say your first word, okay? And it’s going to be data or daddy or mama because I don't want to sleep on the couch.”

You let out a snort placing a kiss to Spencers temple before running through your daughter's curls. "Mama would never do that."

She responded with a delighted giggle grasping your fingers before reaching for one of the colorful stacking cups he brought with them. Spencer sat cross-legged in front of her, voice soft and encouraging as he repeated slowly, “Da-da. Daaaaa-da.”

His daughter squealed in amusement, kicked her feet, then shoved the cup directly into her mouth.

Spencer sighed, amused but determined. “You’re going to be a prodigy and start talking early, I can feel it. You’ve already got 21 teethers. You’re statistically advanced.”

Just then, his phone buzzed. He stood reluctantly. “Stay right there. I’m just going to grab your bottle from the fridge.”

No sooner had Spencer disappeared into the small kitchenette than Derek Morgan sauntered into the bullpen, grinning from ear to ear.

“Well, well, well,” he chuckled, kneeling in front of the baby with exaggerated charm. “A little Reid in the wild. You’ve got those chubby cheeks and big eyes—ain’t no way you’re not already trouble.”

She blinked up at him, lips shiny with drool, then reached out toward him.

Derek leaned in, tapping her nose lightly with one finger. “You know what name you should say first, princess? Derek. Come on now, say it with me. De-rek. De-rek.”

She stared intently.

He smiled wider. “Come on, you got this, baby girl. Derek.”

The moment Spencer’s footsteps echoed from the hallway, Derek jumped to his feet and power-walked away, casually whistling and definitely not looking guilty, your lips twitching into a smile as you pulled out your phone to film what is about to happen.

Spencer stepped back into the room just in time to see his daughter light up—hands flailing, legs kicking against the soft blanket—as she opened her mouth and let out a triumphant:

“Deh-wek!!”

There was a beat of stunned silence.

Spencer froze. “…What?”

His daughter clapped her hands together and squealed again: “Deh-wek!”

He stared at her in betrayed disbelief. “No. No, no, no. You did not just say Derek.”

She giggled in delight, proud of herself.

Spencer scooped her up, aghast. “I have read to you every night since birth. I say ‘Dada’ fifteen times a day. And your first word is Derek?!”

From across the office, Derek’s triumphant laugh echoed. “Genius daughter, genius taste!”

Spencer shot out of the bullpen, baby safely on her blanket with a flustered rage on his face. “Morgan! You sabotaged me!”

The baby squealed with glee on her blanket, grabbing a fistful of the soft fabric as Spencer stormed after his best friend.

At your desk, still filming, you nearly fell out of your chair laughing, clutching your side as you watched Spencer chase Morgan down as you went to pick up your daughter babbling, “Deh-wek! Deh-wek!” In your arms.

“Guess we know who the favorite is,” Garcia chimed from beside you, sipping her coffee with a smirk.

You grinned and shook your head, already reaching for your phone. “I’m definitely saving this for her baby book.”

Spencer dashed past in hot pursuit of Derek, his voice echoing through the bullpen:

“You planted that word in her head! That was premeditated speech sabotage, Morgan!”

Derek’s laughter could be heard bouncing off the walls as he jogged backward down the hall. “Don’t hate the player, Pretty Boy! Hate the game!”

Your daughter squealed in your arms, kicking her legs and proudly chanting, “Deh-wek! Deh-wek!”

You grinned, resting her against your hip as you gave her a kiss on the cheek. “You’re a little traitor, you know that?”

She clapped, drool dripping down her chin. “Deh-wek!”

You started to turn back toward Spencer’s desk when the elevator dinged and opened smoothly.

Out stepped Aaron Hotchner, immaculately dressed in his usual dark suit, briefing folder in one hand, phone in the other. He barely got two steps into the chaos before his eyes took in the scene:

—Derek sprinting past him, laughing like a man who had just won a lifelong bet.

—Spencer right on his heels, baby wipes falling out of his back pocket as he shouted, “SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY DADA!”

—You holding the baby like a football as she cheered them both on with delighted cries of “DEH-WEK!”

Aaron stopped.

Paused.

Blinked.

You met his eyes with a calm smile. “Morning, Hotch.”

Your daughter waved at him. “Deh-wek!”

Aaron exhaled, turned slowly on his heel, and without a word, stepped back into the elevator.

As the doors began to close, you could swear you heard him mutter a resigned, “Nope.”

You adjusted your daughter on your hip, chuckling. “Welcome to Take Your Kid to Work Day, sweetheart.”

[uninterestedseductress]

It's so cute that I think I puked a rainbow.

You really do think Caleb was a dog in his past life.

Here you are, on your bed dying from the most excruciating period cramps you think you've ever had in your entire life and Caleb has his head on your uterus.

It's honestly your fault for saying the hot water bottle wasn't hot enough, and… probably yelling at him too in the process. He panicked, you could see the gears turn in his head before he made you lay down on the bed and then planted his head on your stomach. “There!” He said triumphantly, if he had a tail you're sure he'd be wagging it, he looks so stupidly proud of himself as he nuzzles into lower abdomen. “You always say ‘I'm so insufferably hot’ when we cuddle at night, so I'm your hot water bottle now.”

You sigh and Caleb's head rises and falls with your breath, you can't be mad at him, not when he's giving you those big puppy dog eyes. “If it gets uncomfortable, I'm banishing you to the couch." You mumble, relenting finally. Caleb's eyes light up and he nods into your stomach. "I'll be gentle, I promise.” Your hand runs through his hair as he places a kiss on your tummy letting out a boyish giggle. He's far too pleased with himself. You can practically hear his phantom tail smacking against the bed from how happy he was to be helping, and being this close to you.

...

Yeah you're sure Caleb was a dog in a past life.

[zazslemma]

“Pour your sadness into me and I will drink from the well like a man dying of thirst”

Bob Reynolds x Reader, soft!void x reader

summary : The Void comforts you after a nightmare

-On my personal quest to bring back yearning. I wrote this as fem!reader but it ended up pretty gender neutral

cw: mental health struggles & mentions of sleeping pills, some angst, hurt/comfort, yearning

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The nights were the worst. During the day you could distract yourself from the incessant pain and memories with training and the team but at night the familiar loneliness would come creeping back in and there was no one to save you. Till you had met Bob, a kindred soul who understood the pain and fears you experienced. It was strictly platonic - that's what you told yourself at least, you wished and pined over him like a damn schoolgirl most of the time but you weren't willing to lose your one tether to sanity by admitting it. 

It had been going on for months now, whenever one of you had a nightmare you would go to the other's room seeking comfort (which happened every night). He had been the one to bring it up today during the two of your customary post-dinner reading session. 

“Maybe… we could try just sleeping in the same bed” Bob said in the most casual way he could force, he had been thinking about it for weeks and had been practicing all week to try and actually get the words out.

“Just to see if it helps, not having to walk down the hall” he quickly tacked on.

You looked up from the trashy sci-fi novel you were reading and met his eyes as the faintest blush started creeping up his face and gave him a soft smile, the one that you reserved for him “sure, might as well give it a shot” you said softly, as if you could take the words back if they came out too embarrassingly if you spoke soft enough. 

One of the first things Bob noticed about you when you joined the team was how you spoke, alternating between speaking so softly that it couldn't be heard if he wasn't listening for it and louder than average. It appeared to have no rhyme or reason to him for the volume change and you seemed oblivious to the difference, leading to Bob having to interject for you at team dinners quite often since only he heard the words you spoke at times. 

You were still smiling at him when he quickly averted his eyes back to the self help book he was reading and made a hum of confirmation.

You started the ritual of preparing for bed, everything had an order in which to be done for maximising your chance of sleep. That's what you told yourself, at least. The reality was that you had no control over your life, you had no control over when you went on missions (or didn’t go), felt like you had no control over your power, and no control of your sleep. So you would take your sleeping pills that didn't help, then shower and imagine the water was washing all the sins away, do your over the top skin care routine, then promptly have a crash out where you re-lived every horrible thing you had messed up ever. 

Thankfully Bob entered your room during the skincare step and not the crash out phase. You heard the three soft knocks that he always used to ask for permission to enter your room and abandoned your vanity with your face covered in a green clay mask to open the door for him.

The soft light of your room made him even more breathtaking with his shaggy brown hair and eyes so dark blue they looked brown most times, you felt your breath hitch as you stared before gesturing to your bed and heading back to the vanity to try and get a hold on your traitorous pounding heart. 

“Thanks for letting me stay” he said as he settled down on your bed, the side closest to the door. He knew you didn’t like sleeping on the side nearest to the door as it made you feel exposed. Sometimes it was nice to just be your protector, at night he was just Bob, your closest companion and he could pretend that you two were a normal couple. His once innocent crush had bloomed into an all consuming desire with the idea of the two of you together filling his thoughts. He would bring it up one day, maybe once you both were more stable but for now he was happy with the stolen glances, late night cuddles, and endless conversations you had only with him. It filled him with a sense of pride to know that you were so comfortable with him that you would speak about everything and nothing at all with him. 

You returned after rinsing the mask off and moisturizing, settling into the space beside him with the familiarity of a long married couple.

“Anytime, Bob” you spoke earnestly.

“You know there is a special screening of the original Blade Runner tomorrow night at that theater you like.” The words flowed from Bob before he could hold them back as he gazed at your soft face with you scooting closer to rest your head on his chest as a few stray strands of your hair tickled his neck.

“oooh really? we should go, i’ve been craving popcorn with way too much butter.” you whispered into his chest.

“Sounds like a date.” Bob spoke the words softly like you were a deer ready to bolt, but in actuality he was the nervous one as you hmm’d in confirmation into his chest which allowed him to let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding.

He flicked the bedside lamp off and pulled you closer, intertwining your legs and smelling the faint scent of your conditioner as he drifted off to a rare peaceful sleep.

Your peaceful sleep was very rudely interrupted by the vivid feeling of drowning as you tried to claw your way out of your nightmare, the shapes all formless with no distinct memory tied to them but an intense feeling of dread and suffocation in their place. An unfortunate side effect of the medication was the intensified feelings in exchange for lack of specific nightmares to lament over. 

You gasped and clawed at your own throat relishing in the cool air of your room before immediately burying your face into Bob’s sweatshirt while blinking away the tears in the dark. The fabric cool and soft like silk against ice, grounding you. Typically Bob was your own personal furnace radiating the heat of a thousand suns as you had joked many times with him but tonight he felt distinctly cooler. You felt his hand come up and cradle the back of your head as you let out a single sob.

“my little star, you burn too bright and you may blink out of existence” he murmured into your hair. 

You pulled back, about to apologize for waking him up with your cry when you realized it wasn’t Bob speaking to you or holding you, it was the Void, the same body as Bob covered in an inky layer of the darkest night with flickering edges as if his body could barely contain the shadows within. 

You left out a little “oh” sound as the thought crossed your mind.

“Do not worry, he is sleeping but I could not leave you to suffer alone little star”

Your face grew warm at the term of endearment Void used, you had not met void fully before, oftentimes you could see him flickering and watching behind Bob’s eyes at night when you held him after a nightmare but that was as far as he would emerge, till now.

“I’m sorry for waking you, do you want me to stop touching you?” you asked as you started to back up not wanting to invade his space, you and Bob were quite cuddly but you didn’t know if that preference extended to his other half.

“You did not wake me, I was already watching you. And no I do not.” he spoke as he pulled you even closer, your eyes meeting the twinkles of light where his eyes were.

You nodded as you let out another ragged breath, the momentary shock at voids appearance dissipating as the feeling of your nightmare returned. One hand of his was cradling your head still while the other began rubbing small circles on your back.

“Shhh my little star. Pour your sadness into me and I will drink from the well like a man dying of thirst.” he whispered as the sobs began to wrack your chest.

All of the pent up feelings spilling out of you like water boiling over and out of a kettle. Your hands fisted in his sweater as the tears dripped down your face and onto him, each one making a tiny ripple in the shadows that formed him like raindrops into a puddle. You imagined each drop had your pain, anxiety, fears, self hatred, and shame inside and as they left you were purified like water falling from a cloud to be reborn as something new.

After a few minutes you began to feel the tension drain from your crying form,

“sorry about that” you murmured into his chest, too ashamed to look at him for fear of the judgement you thought you might encounter from the being that shared the face of the man you loved. 

“Do not be sorry, a stars nature is to burn bright” he spoke as he pulled your head back so he could see the red rims of your eyes, always so expressive. “I am here to damp down the flames so you do not burn out.”

Void heard all of Bob’s thoughts about you and always made it a point to pay attention from behind Bob’s eyes when you were present. He saw the way the others thought you were hard to understand but they didn’t pay attention the way he did, to him you were an open book that wore your heart on your sleeve. Your eyes always betrayed your true feelings on a matter and right now they were looking at him like he had hung the moon for you. And god knows he would do it for you if you asked him.

“Thank you” you spoke so softly it could have been the wind.

“Sleep, my star. I will be here the next time you need me”

You let the last bit of tension drain out of you as his hand continued stroking your back and you drifted off for the best sleep you have had in years with the darkness of the universe cradling you.

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A/N: This is my first fic so hopefully it's not terrible lol. My psychiatrist just doubled my SSRI dose and I felt compelled to torture you all with my disjointed ramblings in return. Also my religious guilt knows no end so why not compare living water with a well of sadness.. Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (if for some reason you like my writing pls send me a request :))