#( siobhan. )

[whimmortal]

@banisheed

I’m on my own team. It is not a secret. Add the option in. Team Siobhan.

The Irish one? I mean, that's a deep cut. I love a gay option for Bella, though. I'd usually go Alice if I wanted something sapphic, but this works.

[ohwynne]

@banisheed replied to your post “[pm] Oh no! I’ve been gravely wounded! Only...”:

[pm] In banshee culture, first aid is promising me your bones upon your inevitable demise. It will help because I want them. Give them to me.

​[pm] I don't want to give you my bones yet. I need them now.

[User hesitates for a moment.] But [...] maybe we could [...] do a trade. Do you still work at UMWR?

[formersacrifice]

@banisheed replied to your post “[pm] [user links to an article titled “AMAZING!...”:

[pm] Well, you wouldn’t have to worry about my coursework; if you gave me all of your bones I would pass you on the spot. I’d give you an A—nay! An A+! 100%!

​[pm] I also have other courses I am taking! I would get an F on those, or just not even a grade at all. You will get my bones. With time.

[nightmaretist]

[pm] [deleted message: I'll miss] [deleted: How will I] [deleted: I will] I heard. [attached is a carefully written message in the women's bathroom mirror. it reads: "STINKY"]

[pm] [User tries to be annoyed.] May the sweet smelling bathrooms forever remind you of my absence.

[lesbiannieism]

everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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[doreensladle]

it continues.

[blake--winter]

𝚂𝚒𝚘𝚋𝚑𝚊𝚗 “𝙱𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜” 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄

[hangon-silvergirl]

game changer (dropout.tv) + the onion; i've been here the WHOLE time

[ramavoite]

[ghostlyeris]

god it must be so delightful to be given the opportunity to torment your players with pyrotechnics

[ohwynne]

[UNSENT, pm] I'm sorr [UNSENT, pm] Give me your bo [UNSENT, pm] I'm sorry you [sent anonymously:] Tibia.

[User has a minor meltdown over this. User deletes message. User's mind echoes tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula-tibia-fibula endlessly.]

[formersacrifice]

[pm] [user links to an article titled “AMAZING! Man survives with no bones!” about Inver T. Brate who doesn’t seem to exist. The article may have been written by an octopus—it’s a little fishy.] See? You can give me all your bones. It’ll be fine.

[pm] I would not be able to do my job or my coursework if I had no bones. This man seems like a medical miracle. I don't think I would be one.

[deconstructthesoup]

I genuinely don't think I'm ever gonna get over how perfect these descriptions of the Intrepid Heroes from the Rolling Stones article are

[tuserlivia]

DERRY GIRLS 3.06 "Halloween"

[eemolu]

when brennan said "we're doing steampunk" i was like "oh and siobhan's outfits are going to eat." didn't even need to see the next frame. but then i did and like

yeah. correct. can't wait to see what other runway quality looks she pulls this season

[want-to-kilometer]

Variety Dimension 20 interview just dropped I fucking love these weirdos so much