#( this is half a joke and half not )
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr was the first site to host the blog for President Barack Obama in 2011.
Text
they should just give me testosterone and a flat chest and call me a boy actually they should just do that
#shouting into the void#this is half a joke and half not#like yeah actually they should just let me have that and not make my decisions about my own life such a huge fucking issue#sighhhhhhhhhh#guys i wanna be a boy they should let me be a boy rn
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry guys i’m going on my hater arc rn. couldn’t fall asleep before the fireworks started so i’m making it everyone’s problem now
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
i don't think he clicked through
#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo#i hope u can all accept me for what i am#gravity falls#grunkle stan#dipper pines#mabel pines#art#ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke#warito#warito in gravity falls
70K notes
·
View notes
Text
world war 3 was on the line, jason
#batman#red hood#batman and red hood#batman fanart#homegrown art#i literally cannot get this joke out of my head#i came up with it like a few days ago in dms with my friend and we keep going “world war 3 was on the line jason” back and forth#ok! time to never be this active again for a month or more !#half joking
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
so over on JP twitter they've come up with the hc that papa leech is hangyodon
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#oc#twst oc#shiokawa mayu#mrs leech and her... manlet husband..#its so funny im accepting the hc#until they show what papa leech looks like#he is hangyodon to me now#the joke is hangyodon is half fish so he has legs#but once you convert him to mer form and give him a tail#hes literally just 100% fish#just a regular fish 😭😭#mayu buying merch in twisted wonderland bc it reminded her of home#until floyd leech opens his mouth
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
This is how FNAF security breach’s plot started
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#cassie fnaf#gregory fnaf#security breach#fnaf ruin#fnaf ggy#this is how Gregory broke out the mimics brain washing pff#I’m like half joking#but the more I think about it the more it sorta makes sense#to why Gregory’s whole deal is different from GGY to SB#he was brain washed then wasn’t#and actively tried to take down the mimic and their plans#and even tries helping Vanessa out of being brain washed too#Cassie’s friendship was so good it fixed Gregory’s brain
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
what's the point of huge thick thighs and a big ass if she doesn't even have fucking tummy you people make me sick
#half joking#but i did just see a drawing that made me arch an eyebrow#just draw a fucking fat girl. they're insanely hot. it would make your post bettet
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Penelope: How long has it been?
Odysseus: Twenty years…
*loud cheering* FINALLY!!!! HE KNOWS HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS ON FIGURING OUT TIME KING!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
#half baked joke that has graced my sleep deprived mind hope you enjoy <3#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical spoilers
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
#house Md#gregory house#hugh laurie#I think about this ‘bout once a day#at first I thought his expression in the first image was like Mary in a pieta but actually it’s nearly identical to the faces of the women#in the Last Day of Pompeii by Bryullov like no joke#edit: oughta Pat myself on the back. fooled half of ya apparently
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Keeping the future fixed [original post here]
#sth#sth fanart#sonic fanart#silver the hedgehog#my comic#my art#doodles#had this as a wip for a while and finally got around to making it a comic#subtly hints the future will be bad by adding a girdled root on on of the trees. for funsies (half joking)#i should make a tumblr post redraw tag if this is going to keep being a thing
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]
#THIS IS NOT AN XISUMA FACE REVEAL BTW. over half of that thang is obscured don’t spin it otherwise /silly#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#ethubs#docsuma#dbhc ethubs#dbhc docsuma#etho#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#ask#dbhc ask#ghostertoasted#bdubs#dbhc keralis#dbhc xb#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc impulse#dbhc skizz#dbhc mumbo#dbhc grian#dbhc tango#not everything in this au Is terrible awful horrors I promise <3 only most of it /JOKE#I think about future doscuma kissing like every other day. btw. send help#they could be so sweet to each other. also so nasty /in a playful way#the hermitcraft Christmas/New Years party is going well. as you can see#STILL LAUGHING AT ‘WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?’ ALSO. TMGSFGBCMGHN#xb watching this unfold takes me out. also keralis is sneaking glances but he’s trying sooo hard to pay attention to w/e X’s babblin abt
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
once upon a time
#fanart#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#yoo joonghyuk#orv fanart#yoo joonghyuk fanart#omniscient reader’s viewpoint fanart#omniscient reader fanart#omniscent reader#orv spoilers#orv yjh#kim dokja#kim dokja fanart#orv kim dokja#orv Persephone#Orv hades#now that summer’s here I have time to waste#does anyone else think about the fact yjh was once their son#really highlights the fact kdj’s strategy half the time is copy paste#he even stole the adoption strat 😭(this is a joke)#ugh it’s this art style again
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Damian *sob*: My girl is too dumb for Valentine’s Day.
#anya forger#damian desmond#damianya#spy x family#fortist166#My boy sure has it rough#He loves her anyway#And Anya is half-joking here cz she wants to see him flabbergasted
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
Sticker idea, whos interested
Alt:
#steven universe#lars barriga#lars posting#ugh I need to refigure out how to draw him#and the off colors#this is a half joking post btw
882 notes
·
View notes
Text
Danny is a Fae at Starbucks
So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.
He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.
He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.
One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.
"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Fae Rules#Danny is a Fae#Or to be make accurate the Fae is just another name for Realms Ghosts#Danny doesn't know this because he was separated from the Portal before he could learn about it#Danny has unintentionally stolen half of Gotham#He is now a Fae Lord by default#Not that he knows that#Half of the Batfam belongs to him#They all love his coffee#Tim has Joked that he would sell his soul for a cup of his Coffee#Now he Technically Has...
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Fandom will continue to suck until we can get large numbers of gay men intensely and passionately invested in femslash. Only then will the scene become bearable and good.
#half joking. i was just thinking about how 'lesbian who is into yaoi'' is a widely recognized phenomenon but the opposite isnt#surely something can be done about this. i want to see the gay guy fanyuri.
9K notes
·
View notes