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freak-pup · 7 months ago

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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.

#IM LYING THERE ARE NO ALLEGATIONS THEY'RE ALL TRUE #nsft puppy #puppy pl4y #pet pl4y #dumb puppy #dumb mutt #bd/sm puppy #tboy nsft #queer nsft #sub top #dog top #t4t nsft #service top #puppyboy nsft

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 8 months ago

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momlita

#transformers one #transformers #elita one #jazz transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #i seriously love elita so much #shes so mean and angry all the time and its so justified and shes so funny #i think bee and elita might be my faves atp...#im so obsessed with her shes so funny #her and her stupid freaking son that she hates UAAUGH #hes so annoying but he thinks shes so cool and looks up to her so much and shed be lying if she said it didnt make her feel good LOL

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lazicalm · 11 days ago

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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.

#explodes #(im lying there is no other person. im alone in my endeavors.)

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platypaws · 2 months ago

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pnf revival challenge day 10: Carl Karl!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨

I straight up lied yesterday. It's not a direct continuation of prev days, but it is a continuation 🤷‍♂️ I like to imagine that all the agents at OWCA pull the puss in boots move on Carl whenever they want something and it always works 'cuz he's too weak to say no to them

#now im done with this thread for real no lying #at least no lying on purpose hsduisghdfu #im going away for the weekend so i need to get ahead on the prompts hsdfuihdf #the comics this week will be shorter dhfgu #HOPEFULLY #kad draws #phineas and ferb #pnf #pnfrevivalchallenge #carl karl #perry the platypus

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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quick megumi style study

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #jjk fanart #megumi fushiguro #i LOVE trying to 1:1 art styles it's such a fun challenge #and it appeals to me bc i love deception and lying for sport and trying 2 mold all aspects of myself in2 something else #trying to draw like gege felt like trying 2 forge someone's signature and trying 2 draw like the anime felt like going against all instinct #theres NO midtones in the anime shading i was like. is this it. surely this cant b All the shadows i am allowed #cell shading without blended areas feels so wrong 2 me #and the shape of his hair.....he looks so silly......why does he look like that.....#i was fighting the urge to 'fix' it w every bone in my body #rly opened my eyes to just how many favours i do him in my art style #i will happily bear the burden of being megumi's hairbrush good god he needs it #it's not so egregious in gege's style bc it's all so blocky and angular everywhere + the b/w balances out w negative space #w trying 2 replicate gege's style i think my main challenge was finding a good brush dupe to mimic his crosshatching #my current render style is all over the place tbh im not even sure i'm super happy with my own which is kinda embarrassing #i think im in an in between phase that's neither smooth nor rough so i try to lean in2 the messiness to make it look intentional #instead of confused #but overall i think i did rly well in that i like these all ok and i had fun smile :)#maybe ill do th other first years

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antia-calviz · 4 months ago

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I'm tired of this, wish we were kids again, With time on our side

#ive had these lying around foreverrrr #figured im probably never gonna color them so here they are #i always enjoy drawing them #httyd #hiccup #toothless #dreamworks #hiccup horrendous haddock

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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"it's not that deep" not yet but I've got a shovel and fan theories and digging makes great exercise!

#sometimes in literary analysis things line up like an accidental pun #no it's *probably* not intentional but that doesn't make it less amusing #I'm building this theory like reverse jenga not bc it's structurally sound but because the block were lying around & im having a good time #anyway i think we should replace irl conspiracy theories (bigoted rightwing cult behavior)#with elaborate insane viral fan theories that everyone on the internet pretends to take seriously #everyone goading each other on digging up increasingly obscure 'evidence' treating it like it's already been made canon #basically red string and a cork board levels of crazy but make it a social media activity #but at the end of the day it's a joke everybody's in on. Yes And improv at its finest #call that Goncharov's Razor

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wltsquareih · 3 months ago

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Reshirement au... save me... save me reshirement au

#okay firstly thank you to everyone who has been commenting and liking my lotr/hobbit posts ;___;#im throwing so much hearts at you <3 #secondly shout out to my irl friend who found my tumblr and thought thorin was jesus #anyway i think about these too growing old together and suddenly i find myself lying in a fetal position #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thilbo #reshirement au #the hobbit #the hobbit fanart #myart□#my inability to make my doodles look presentable ceases to amaze me #i dont really have an accurate idea on how thorin would wear his beard after everything so ill probs explore that later :3

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limbcom · 4 months ago

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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you #is like saying humans can have five legs #(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic #(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't #they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3 #i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn #wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig #smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two #i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr #my doodles #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #shadownilla #not ship but feel free to interpret whatever #pure vanilla cookie #awakened pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #crk #alt text available

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basshole-astard · 2 years ago

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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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bro got dropped on the ground afterwards

#im on vacation so sry for no new art i just found some time to color a sketch i had lying around #anyway it's been a while since i've drawn teen skk they're so silly i hope they explode #annoying x annoyed my beloved #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 18 days ago

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apologies

#transformers one #optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #elita one #megatron #i think bumblebee would be very apologetic if he thinks people dont like him #like hes kind of a loser who just really wants to fit in and have friends #always lying tryina make himself look better #this guy wants to be percieved as cool SO bad #the kinda agreeable guy who will have the same opinions as everyone else because thats how he thinks friends work #op: oh i dont really like copper energon too sweet for me #bee: haha yeah me too way to sweet! im more of a savory guy haha!!!!!!!!!!#op: um i got u a box of it yesterday and u ate all of it #bee: um um umm ummmmm uuuum

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iam-anordinary-human-orami · 5 months ago

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Does anyone else think that after the foxes grappled with the "happy 19th junior" scene Allison was like "okay, are we just going to ignore the fact that Neil is actually a Capricorn and not an Aries?" Just for Nicky to nod furiously "I didn't want to be the first to say it, but damn so many things make so much sense now" and everyone else looking at them like