#(BABIEST BABY)

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AMBER HEARD Costume Fitting for Justice League (2017)

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It's Flat Fuck Friday, have some Litas

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⚠️ spoiler 526

i lost count on how many times i cried for him tonight😿

i wish the world was kinder to you..

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He's a babyyy

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[hulijingemperor2]

An interesting meeting with Yao Huangdi and his militaria ✨️~ Yess, it's HSR inspired.

Today is the anniversary of the Xianzhou Allince, and Yao Huangdi as well as Rusong hosted members from their hulijing military. Yao Huangdi however is definitely ahead of his time, as the Xianzhou alliance of Hulijings have their own airships, which deal with navigation, trade and safety.

All airships are under the Sky Faring Commission.

On the other side, the Verdant Cloud Knights is a highly elite organization of combat hulijings who are closest to Huangdi. The predecessors of the order were made heroes for their feats, and earned their own plaques and murals.

Marshal Hua and the rest of his Cloud nights all knelt before their Huangdi amd kowtowed 3 times.

Yao: it's a pleasure meeting my cloud Knights again, on such an auspicious day. Please discard the formalities.

Hua: thank you Huangdi.

Yao: Cloud Knights, you have quite a legacy. I absolutely admire the part you have to play in hulijing history.

Hua: yes. We had to save our fellowmen from oppression.

And we're still fighting those evil Borisins.

Yao: they will never change. They have caused a crime against the fox spirits, hence it's a crime against me.

Rusong: Borisins?

Yao: distant half canine relatives of Hulijings.

Despite being related, we have become enemies, and the Borisins enslaved the hulijings of Verdantia.

Rusong: that's so awful. Were they punished for their misdeeds?

Hua: yes Taizi.

And their leader Hoolay is still imprisoned. Then plenty of his Borisin troops were defeated and killed.

Rusong: oh good then. Well hence the anniversary.

I'm happy that you all can live your lives freely.

Yao: justice is yours, forever.

However we must devise a plan, since we still have a Borisin problem. We can't let them snatch your rights once again.

Hua: certainly. We brought some of our strategies here. Our generals are peak Hulijing intelligence, Huangdi.

Yao: so I saw. Every generation of the cloud Knights are extremely talented and brilliant.

Hua: shall we discuss after the banquet if you're free?

Yao: of course.

Hua: us cloud Knights abstain from liquor on the job. We'll only consume it if Huangdi allows.

Yao: aha, maybe I can

Please, tell me about the Borisin problem in detail.

Sushang Jiangjun: Huangdi, they're trying to get into our Western hulijing territories.

Yao: well station your men at our North Western secret base.

Sushang: and we'll also take from the North Eastern side, to box them in.

Yao: correct.

Jing Yuan: I'll do the honours in boxing them.

My regiment will take from the south.

Yao: what an excellent plan.

Suyi: we'll keep you updated, Huangdi.

Yao: much appreciated.

Hua: your hulijings will be safe. And just recently, we have saved some oppressed fox spirits.

Yao: oh that's delightful news! Please, take good care of them.

They must have been through a lot.

Hua: certainly. We got them some shelter and food. Some of them are malnourished.

Feixiao Jiangjun: some either have injuries, almost lost their sanity, or lost their tails.

Yao: how tragic.

Soon I'll visit them personally. The physician, Jiaoqiu should be on sight.

Feixiao Jiangjun: yes, rest assured. He and his team are helping them.

Jin Yuan: may I escort you when you're ready to visit? They're in Zhuming now.

Yao: lovely. Yes. Do the honours. *smiles*

Rusong: feel free to move them to Yunping, if you like.

Jin Yuan: will do. Maybe when they get back on their feet.

Hua: Huangdi, have you met Lt. Yanqing? He's the youngest lieutenant here.

Yanqing: greetings Huangdi and Taizi.

I'm so nervous to be in your presence.

Yao: nice to meet you. Don't be nervous.

And I love that we have young prodigies.

They always remind me of myself.

I was 14 during the Sunshot campaign.

Yanqing: waw! Huangdi is very brave.

Yao: yes. That's the only thing you should know how to be. There'd no time for fear.

Yanqing: did you have fun being a spy?

Yao: of course! I really enjoyed it. And it was interesting to see the war in that standpoint.

Yanqing: you're so incredible, Huangdi.

I hope it's proper to say that you're my role model.

Yao: it's totally fine.

Who else would be your role model.

Yanqing: you're right!

And you're already the head of the Verdant and Yaoqing Cloud Knights.

Yao: exactly.

The cloud Knights always have my heart and approval. I wish you all the best. And climb those ranks, ok.

Who knows, you may become a Marshal when Rusong Taizi is Huangdi. 

Yanqing: ah that's my dream! I want to serve the Mengs until my last breath.

Yao: appreciated.

In addition, the old retired Arbiter general, Huaiyan was aided by a walking stick and her granddaughter Yunli, the Arbiter general.

She's now in charge of Xianzhou Zhuming.

Jiaoqiu: Lao Huai. Did you take your qi tablets?

Huaiyan: I don't need them, thank you.

Jiaoqiu: but Lao Huai, when you reach at a certain age--

Huaiyan: what age?! And I'm still young. I'm at the ripe age of 114. I fought many wars and wrote many books you know.

Jiaoqiu: I understand that, but-

Yunli: yeye, please don't be stubborn. And Jiaoqiu is right.

Huaiyan: you think so?

Well I don't, dear.

Yunli: ah OK ok

Huaiyan: *looks around the grand banquet hall* I see his majesty had kept the original dragon motifs on the base of the pillars.

Yunli: *whispers to Jiaoqiu* just crush them up. I'll put it in his tea.

Jiaoqiu: sure. Food is supposed to be a form of medicine too. And herbal tea is a good medium.

Yao: Former Arbiter general.

Huaiyan: *bow* Huangdi.

Yunli and Jiaoqiu:  *bows* Huangdi.

Yao: Yunli Jiangjun, I must commend you on your skills. And Jiaoqiu on his alchemy and medicine.

Yunli: I'm honoured to be recognized by you, Huangdi.

Jiaoqiu: I'm also honored.

Yao: you have started your own apprenticeship program?

Jiaoqiu: officially.

Yao: congratulations. And I love what you do for the hulijings who were afflicted by oppression.

Jiaoqiu: I must, Huangdi. For the welfare of fox spirits.

Yao: marvelous work.

How are you, Former Arbiter?

Huaiyan: fit as a fiddle, Huangdi. You're truly magnificent. The hulijing realms are under good leadership. Honestly I don't think the pesky cultivators don't deserve you. We should have our Huangdi to ourselves.

Yao: *laughing daintily* I'm flattered. But the cultivators are incredibly powerful as well. They deserve a place in the empire.

Huaiyan: yes Huangdi, well said. It also shows your dominance of two worlds.

Huangdi, you know, whenever I see you I tear up.

Yao: *smile* why so?

Huaiyan: I joined your grandfather, Emperor Zhiyue's army at 15, while he was 28. You are the spitting image of him when he was younger.

Yao: oh really?? Well Aniang do tell me that I resemble him. And I saw for myself in portraits.

But it's interesting hearing it from you.

Huaiyan: same face, same energy. It's like Emperor Meng Zhiyue is in front of me.

We used to be a little close as well, as I became promoted ad a bodyguard.

I left when I turned 27 to join the First Xianzhou Allince, but I felt like it was a mistake.

Zhiyue died, and Empress Meng Shi succeeded him. Then Jing Manor plunged into political ploys to usurp the empire from the teen.

I did go back, to fight them off for a while, but when I heard that the empress had fleed, I got discouraged.

I didn't know if she was dead or alive! If she was dead, then what was I fighting for??

Yao: you have been through a lot, veteran. And your service will always be acknowledged.

Thank you very much.

Huaiyan: every drip of blood in my body is for the Mengs.

Rusong: Lao Huai, what books did you write? And are there copies?

Huaiyan: yes there are a lot of copies. It's just about my biography, Life in Jing Manor, Life as an Arbiter general in the Xianzhou Allince and Sky Faring commission.

Zhiyue Huangdi, Meng Shi taihou, and Yao Huangdi.

However the accounts on Yao Huangdi, on the hold, has its own series of volumes. 

I wrote about him being the hidden gem, his hardships and social climb. The sunshot campaign, Huangdi's rise and his way of thinking and ruling.

Huangdi is quite an interesting person. He's the first Meng Emperor who had to fight for his title. His story shows how experiences and environmental can impact his rule.

Zhiyue Huangdi didn't quite know about his peasants, and everyone respected him when he enters a room. But Yao Huangdi was the opposite. He had to earn his respect and climb socially.

Meng Shi taihou also learnt about hardships when in Jing Manor, but she was still young.

As I quoted 10 years ago, "Zhiyue ruled behind the seven strings of beads of his crown while Guangyao ruled behind the strings of his heart"

Rusong: Beautiful! that's a lot of accounts! I must buy all of them, and read your work. You're brilliant in both writing and battles.

Huaiyan: thank you Taizi.

Please do read them.

But you don't need to pay. It's our history.

Rusong: but you're a genius.

Huaiyan: I'm just happy that the Mengs are restored, all those corrupted people are dead, and we have a brilliant Huangdi. *kisses Ayao's hand* Huangdi, you're the most precious thing to us. You and your Taizi Dianxia.

I want to serve you until I die.

Sorry for being emotional.

Yao: you have made me emotional too. Hearing your story. And thr things you did for history.

Huaiyan: if I was around, I would have burnt that Lanling demon, Jin guangshan!!!

But I was occupied with writing books and being a part of the Xianzhou Allince. Saving your hulijings from the evil Borisins.

We won, during the second phase of the Xianzhou Allince, and I was already retired.

Yao: I still commend you. And yes, the both of us got our victories.

Do you take care of yourself?

Yunli: Huangdi, he thinks he's too strong for qi capsules.

Huaiyan: well Huangdi, it's kind of true.

Yao: your granddaughter knows what's best for you.

Take what's required.

Huaiyan: yes Huangdi.

Yunli: you're the only one he would listen to.

Huaiyan: because he's my emperor, silly girl. Disobeying him is illegal.

Yunli: *laughing* you're right, yeye

Yao: 114, is such a milestone.  And you still have your strength and memories.

You contributed to history and our wars.

Huaiyan: memories and experiences are my identity, Huangdi.

If I go to forget everything, I would lose myself too.

Yao: what should I do to honour you in person? You have your own plaque, murals and medals.

Huaiyan: Huangdi, I can't ask you anything. Anything you give me, will be the greatest honour.

Yao: mn. How about we have a city named after you.

Huaiyan Cheng.

Huaiyan: it will be an honour.

~

Xiying: Huangdi, Dianxia. The leader of the Sky-Faring Commission. Xianzhou Yukong.

Yukong: Huangdi.

Yao: nice to meet you again.

Rusong: it's a pleasure.

A-die, I wasn't too aware of our aviation team.

Yao: yes, A-Song. This is how we trade, navigate, and protect our people.

Rusong: marvelous.

Yukong: yes Dianxia, I used to fly my own ship too, but now I'm the leader and supervisor.

Rusong: I see. Madam, I would love to be on one of your flagships.

Yukong: it's an amazing experience, Dianxia. You would love it. We have seven grand flagships, but I don't know which one you want to be on?

Rusong: how about one of your trade ships.

Yukong: then the Xianzhou Luofu is perfect  for you.

We trade with different realms, and the refugees on the ships would get jobs too.

Yao: when you were around 6, I got the opportunity to fly on the Xianzhou Yaoqing. It's basically a floating city than a cargo ship, trust me.

Yukong had also taught me a few things about physics, rocket science and mechanics.

Yukong: ah yes, and Huangdi was brilliant. He's gifted in mapping, so he quickly picked up the navigation part.

Rusong: can she teach me then?

Yukong: well our ships work on hulijing energy. As you know certain entities have their own magnetic field around them. It picks up stars and other floating objects in front of us.

Our navigator is also a touch screen map.

The ship is empowered by Foxxian rocks, that hold electricity due to friction and heating.

We fly between the Jianghu's atmosphere and space.

Um, when someone down below sees our flagship, they would see that it's moving slow.

Yet in reality we're moving quickly.

Rusong: that's so interesting.

Yukong: yes Dianxia.

Rusong: do they come with their own defense.

Yukong: we're equipped with lasers and an army of cloud Knights.

Rusong: That's a really amazing organisation.

I'm very proud of the fox spirits for their advancement.

You know, An aviation team is unheard of in the Jianghu.

Yao: I guess the great clans should have one. And Yukong can do the honours in developing them.

Yukong: Huangdi, Dianxia, that's a good idea.

Yao: I believe flagships would be excellent for cultivation.

We shall do an testrun then.

Rusong Dianxia's Laoling Qin sect will be the first to do it.

Rusong is already the future of the empire, so it's his job to be a trendsetter.

Rusong: that sounds like a plan. And rest assured, I'll read up more on aviation.

Yukong: certainly, Dianxia.

And I'll send some of my apprentices to teach your clan members.

Once they learn for a year, they'll be able to operate their own airship.

Rusong: right. 

My Laoling Qin sect members are already talented, hence they'll adapt quickly.

Yukong: luckily for you, we had a new airship that wasn't named yet.

We'll proudly name it Xianzhou Laoling.

Rusong: what an excellent choice. It's maybe magnificent.

Fugue: very. And when the Qins finishe their training, I would love to see you open it and give us a dedicated speech.

Us Foxxians are eager to hear our Dianxia.

Rusong: I would be honoured to open the Xianzhou Laoling. Thank you for the opertunity.

Tingyun: Dianxia, I'll show you around the Luofu, if you'd like.

Rusong: please do. You seem like an expert as well.

Tingyun: I'm just  a novice, Dianxia. Haha, but thank you.

~~~~~

After their formal meetings, the banquet party started with live performances, delicious food and wine.

Huaiyan, some high ranking cloud Knights and members from the Sky-Faring Commission were still toasting with Yao Huangdi and chatting with Rusong.

However someone caught Arbiter general Yunli's attention, across the grand banquet hall. And it was non other than Lt. Yanqing, who gazed back.

Yanqing: *a little hesitant to talk to her* no. She said that our relationship is on pause.

I can't force her. And it would be improper in front of Huangdi.

Jingyi: Lieutenant, what are you talking about? *sips wine*

Yanqing: *startled* *bows quickly* er Dianxia!! I didn't see you there!

Forgive me for talking to myself as if I'm going crazy.

Jingyi: *laughing* it's ok. Xiaobao and I had just got here for the after party.

We just let our big bro handle everything stately, then we'll crash.

Yanqing: that's kinda cute. Yes, let your big bro take up all the responsibilities.

Jingyi: exactly. And Rusong is such a natural.

You seem stressed about something.

Yanqing: I don't want to trouble you, Dianxia.

Jingyi: oh no that would be troubling. Go ahead and tell me.

We can't have you talking to yourself.

Yanqing: that girl over there. She's the new Arbiter general, and kind of my girlfriend.

Jingyi: what do you mean kind of?!

Yanqing: we used to date. And we had a long distance relationship when she went back on the Xianzhou Zhuming airship.

Then our relationship just became estranged.

Jingyi: oh no. That's so sad.

Yanqing: Yunli seldom gets vacations. And when she do, she would use them to take care of her yeye.

Then I'm on the other side, working as a cloud Knight.

Jingyi: you both have two important jobs, but a little me time is essential.

Yanqing: yea. But we put our relationships on pause for now.

I do miss her.

Jingyi: so precious. A General amd Her Lieutenant.

Yanqing: she's legendary!

Her yeye is a war veteran who served your great grandfather.

Jingyi: amazing!

Yanqing: it feels so good to chat with you, Dianxia. Thank you so much for listening to my rant.

Jingyi: no prob.

Consider us besties.

Yanqing: that would be an honour.

Jingyi: let's go.

Yanqing: where?

Jingyi: to your girlfriend, silly.

Yanqing: ah, it's ok Dianxia. I'm fine.

Jingyi: dude don't be scared. She knows you already.

~

On the other hand~

Xiaobao: what happened, Arbiter general? Why are you all alone?

Yunli: greetings San Dianxia. *bow*

Xiaobao: are you gonna tell me what's up?

Yunli: I can't Dianxia. It's inappropriate in front of Huangdi and Taizi.

Xiaobao: they're busy chatting with dignitaries.

Yunli: what if Taizi hears about my personal woes. He's the future emperor you know. Yeye would be disappointed.

Xiaobao: then Taizi would just help you too, but in a more~ sophisticated way.

Taizi is chill. And he pampers me a lot.

Yunli: *laughing* they really say you're the babiest of the babiest.

Xiaobao: mhm. The babiest baby to ever baby. I'm San Dianxia, so.

You have a crush on Rusong?? Not that I'm surprised though.

Yunli: noooo. I don't have a crush on Taizi. Even though he's absolutely beautiful.

I just saw my on again off again bf. And I'm afraid to speak to him.

Xiaobao: ohhh, the Lieutenant Yanqing.

But do you want to?

Yunli: definitely.

Xiaobao: well go talk to him.

Yunli: but I'm nervous. He's maybe upset with me.

We decided to put our relationship on pause.

We both were very busy at the time.

Xiaobao: ohh.

How tough.

Yunli: I miss him though.

He used to take good care of me. At first he was afraid of yeye, but they had bonded overtime.

Yeye used to give him shovel talk, and he would want to fight Yanqing.

Xiaobao: but he's over 100?! Why does he want to fight???

Yunli: he still thinks he's young.

Then he would say, "I wouldn't have done that as a Lieutenant. You're the Captain of what?! Well that's a very new regiment.

I was shoulder to shoulder with emperor Meng Zhiyue! I was his shadow!! And his most trusted. The Minshan to his Yao Huangdi!"

I think he's impressed that Yanqing finally get to meet Huangdi.

Xiaobao: your yeye is so intense. We have an intense yeye too. Instead of being a war veteran, he was a war criminal *laughing*

Yunli: ahaha yes I heard of former sect leader Wen. Is it true that he's scary?

Xiaobao: not again! He softens up around Nainai.

Anyways Nainai is the sweetest Nainai ever!

Yunli: awwww.

Xiaobao: let's carry you to Yanqing.

Yunli: WHAT????

Xiaobao: do you rather sulk in a corner while he slip through your fingers?

This is what your yeye taught you?

Yunli: lol yeye taught me about war strategies most of the time.

Xiaobao: same thing.

To be continued........

[icharchivist]

Baby pictures of the day

[vidicus3]

The FUZZ

IT HAS OPINIONS

[sunshinerotting]

baby cousin saw i was tired and tried to make me go to sleep by tucking me in w her blankie and giving me a stuffed barney she’s so PRECIOUS

[olxwxa]

AMBER HEARD Attending the Los Angeles Premiere of Justice League (2017)

[megaaceofspades]

hmmm deaged duke thomas REFUSING to let batman nightwing or red hood near him because when duke was a kid batman had just lost robin and was super violent on the streets, nightwing was in blud so duke wouldnt really know him and red hood has guns??? what??

and duke (this is the kid who reads people flawlessly and also trained to beat the riddler from an young age) is evading capture at every turn. his powers are erratic and hes starting to get scared, the manor will not let him out, and where are his parents-

when suddenly there he is. duke thomas’s robin, and his most trusted protector, tim drake.

just more of duke thomas with the tropes the other brothers get hit with all the time, and also more of tim being dukes robin please!!!

[sundropmyosotis]

excuse me but I need him as an animal crossing character like *right now* 🥹

Sketch Commission for emeraldpine of their zorua character!

[rosiesareblu]

nsfw: minors dni

choso has you in the meanest mating press, knees pressed to your chest and the most lewd expression on your face. choso just keeps bullying his cock in you. a mix of yours and his spent sullying the sheets below you both. mind blanking and whirring in pleasure. you’re barely pushing his shoulders, shaking from how sensitive you were, but he just presses his hips harder against yours whining, “no no baby please, y’told me i could fill you up, ‘m gon’ make you feel s’good, mhm?”

he’s whining and gripping your thighs so hard, you think it might just leave some nasty bruises but he really can’t help it. he just feels so good, you feel so good. he digs his face into your neck, his panting breaths roll down your skin as he grinds his cock into you. “‘m gonna cum fuck please—“ he’s babbling and almost crying from how good you make him feel. “hngg— you feel— fuck! feel so good, baby— y’feel so good— fuck please!” at this point choso doesn’t even know why he’s saying please, its as if he’s asking for mercy for how good he feels. it’s too much.

with how sensitive you are, you try pushing his shoulders back, wanting a break from his cock abusing its way into you. “choso— mm, please, can’t—!”

“no! you can, baby, please—“ he sobs, “please, one more!” his hands move to your hands gripping his shoulders, he holds them in place above your head and snaps his hips harder, letting out a choked moan as your walls try to push him out from how much you’re clenching.

you turn your head to the side, burying it in the pillow below you as your mind goes hazy from the pleasure, feeling that familiar warmth spreading in your abdomen. but choso doesn’t seem to like that as he leans into you and nudges your head to face him.

“look at me, baby, please.” he pants, his hips snapping against yours in a sloppy rhythm. “need t’see you when you cum.”

tears well into your eyes as you try to keep your half-lidded eyes trained onto his. you squirm around as you feel that tight coil in your stomach. “mm— choso— oh fuck, please. gon’ cum.”

“mhm, cum for me baby, yeah?” he moans out, pressing your lower stomach down with his free hand. it makes you thrash around as his tip hits that spot, gasping as your orgasm hits you like a train.

choso growls as he slots his lips on to yours and slides his tongue in your mouth. you cry out as you try to push him away. wanting to breath, but with the way he’s pushing his cock deeper, chasing his high, and shoving his tongue down your throat, your already fuzzy head turns woozy as you’re deprived of oxygen.

you turn your head away, gasping for air. choso whines at the loss of your lips and chases after you. “mphh— no no wait baby one more kiss,” his tongue slipping into your mouth once more, groaning at your pathetic whines. he lets out a final whine as he spills into you, fucking you well and slowly losing pace to a stop as he sits inside your walls.

he pulls away and stares as you gasp out for air, letting out a grunt of pleasure as you shake. he runs his hands on your thighs, to your stomach, satisfied with how much he’s filled you.

he rubs his thumb against your tummy as he pushes it slightly making you jump and push his hands away at the over sensitivity of it all.

“shh baby you’re ok.” he breathes out, rubbing at your skin as you come down from your high. he hums softly as he moves you to your side and holds you in his arms, making sure he sits right inside you still.

“my baby, was s’good.” choso mutters as he kisses your head, his fingers massaging the back of your head gently. you nuzzle against his chest as you let out a sigh of satisfaction.

choso silently rubs your back as your tired eyes close and you slowly drift to sleep. his eyes drag over your face, then down to your stomach where he splays his hand over it.

he really could never get enough of filling your cute cunt up.

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alright that’s that for my annual post LOL do what yall wanna do with this one, chat. i’ll see you in the next one or something ✌️

[fromdove]

YOU'VE WRECKED JASON TODD ! j.todd x reader

"God, you're stubborn. It's annoying as hell—and kind of turning me on."

— gn!reader

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"He is not a gentle man", your Jason likes to think. A feral thing dressed in leather and gunmetal, too used to being both the weapon and the wound.

And yet.

In the half-light of your room, with the curtains whispering against cracked windows, he forgets how to be anything but yours.

You touch him like you’re painting something back into existence—soft, reverent, slow. Fingers mapping the jagged topography of a body rebuilt by fire and fury. Lips pressing promises into old scars like lullabies meant only for him.

He trembles. Not from fear. From you.

Because you see him. Not the symbol. Not the shadow. Him. The boy who clawed out of a grave with rage in his ribs and your name etched in the space where his soul should’ve burned away.

He doesn’t speak when you cradle his face in your palms—language feels too heavy, too clumsy to carry what he feels for you. But his breath catches like worship, like prayer, like poetry that never made it to the page.

You’ve undone him.

With your quiet. With your stubborn care. With the way you look at him like he’s something holy, not haunted.

Now he can’t sleep unless your leg is tangled with his. Can’t exhale without the shape of you in his lungs. You are the rhythm beneath his chaos, the anchor he never knew he needed until he met you.

You’ve wrecked Jason Todd.

Utterly. Irrevocably.

And he would die a thousand more deaths if it meant finding you again in the after.

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

Ezra Bridger might be the most "I will defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun(saber) I found"-coded character of all time

[michelle-jwhssp2719]

"Don't you want the world to know true beauty, Sixer?"

Or, Bill Cipher trying sooo so hard to convince Stanford to have their baby