#(I will legit answers them)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[scribz-ag24]

Everyone go play PMD Seven Symphonies, it's a sequel for both Explorers of Sky and Special Episode 0 and it's making me fall in love with a bunch of teams i had never thought twice about!! i cant believe im saying this but i actually wanna draw team raider.

[yukipri]

For curiosity's sake...

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

If Johnathan can be brave enough to scale the castle walls and challenge The Count then I can send this fucking email

[shepscapades]

to the anon that sent me an ask a couple of hours ago about mumbo: what a wonderful question ily. taps my forehead and points at you. very cool. very good Eye

[tom-is-online]

feel free to drop ur opinions in comments or rbs cuz i am curious >:)

[jesncin]

Just wanted to share that your version of Superman and Lois have been so influential in my head that I just read something that described Lois Lane as “pale” and thought, “What? No she’s not?”

SDFADSF iconic, the propaganda is working. I've caught myself being confused when people say Lois is white and- a separate time- almost answered "Lois Lane" to a "what is your favorite Indonesian comic character" question. So even I am susceptible to my own tricks,,,

[theandrosaur]

A little bit of food for my lmk homies

[bibiana112]

P/4 Remake 😬

[goneinsecondsxo]

hi my love can we talk about jegingsley for a second

but specifically vampire ringsley who start dating james, who has no idea his boyfriends are vampires until one day he comes home early to find them both scrambling to hide blood bags in a secret compartment in the fridge and james is so upset but ringsley think he’s upset bc they’re vampires and james is like “no i’m upset because you’re drinking from blood bags” — said with disgust — “when you could be drinking from me, a perfectly willing human sippy cup.”

and ringsley are like “oh… we didn’t think you’d want…”

but james is already exposing his neck and wrists like “go ahead you lovable idiots” and anyway that’s how james starts regularly getting the highest princess treatment possible from his two boyfriends who nibble on him all day long, like little sips here and there on his neck when he’s making breakfast or in the shower or watching tv

thank u for coming to my ted talk

HELLO NIC MY LOVE YES YES WE CAN 🙂‍↕️

first off-mmm jegingsley vampires yes this brain rot has wormed its way into my mind bc I already wrote vampire kingsley once and he was everything and oh my god what if I did a part 2 of that fic and he's turned regulus and now they meet James and ope....I have ideas now.

*ahem* anyways this is so them😭James would be appalled that no one has asked him to drink from him. like hello? he is right here with perfectly good blood !!!

and I can imagine kingsley was the hold up. I think he has such a strong moral compass about it that he would feel bad asking that of james. whereas regulus was probably like "king...I bet he would want to...I bet he would like it..." so when james does this and offers himself, regulus shoots kingsley a knowing scowl, muttering I told you so into his mind bc they have mind powers ive just decided.

and so once james has consented on his own without ringsley having to ask kingsley is okay with it and then boom human sippy cup, they take little bites and sips and james is constantly asking if they're hungry, baring his neck for them, shoving a finger in their mouth begging them to take just a little bite, just a snack. and who are they to say no when james is looking at them so earnestly with his big warm hazel eyes and they all love each other so so soooo much.

mmm yes yes.

[kindahoping4forever]

I know it’s entirely possible 4/4 are in the studio working on the new album but I wonder why the only teasers we’ve been getting lately are of cashton. Do we think muke are working on something too but moving in silence, or cal and ash just happen to have more free time to be in the studio atm while the other two are doing other stuff? Either way, sooo excited for (hopefully) more cashton bangers on the new project 🤩

I feel like there are likely a number of elements at play here!

At this point, I'm sure they already have a general feel for the vibe and sound of the album, so it may not be imperative for everyone to attend every single session. 5SOS5 primarily has 4/4 writing credits but that has not always been the norm, traditionally their albums tend to have a lot of pair credits or even the occasional solo credit (alongside whatever outside collaborator they're working with, of course).

In the case of what we've been seeing recently, Cal and Ash appear to be in studio with Elijah Noll and Colin Brittain, who they (Cashton, specifically) previously worked with on "You Don't Go To Parties." It's likely that since the band already knows that Cashton works well with that team, it's not a big deal for them to write, demo or possibly even start laying down a track without the entire band present. (Also we don't know if Luke and/or Michael have been involved via Zoom/FaceTime!)

And like you mentioned, scheduling is probably a big factor as well. When we got the first post of Cashton footage, Calum had literally just gotten back from his Australia promo trip, Luke was still in Australia for his recent shows/Fashion Week and Michael was presumably still home in Georgia. With Cal's album release so close (and Michael gearing up for the GMAB! release and album announcement), it's plausible finding a window to get 4/4 in a room is just not currently practical. And! In addition to the craziness going on 5SOS-wise, since they last worked together, Colin Brittain has become a member of Linkin Park and so if they were set on working with him specifically, they'd have to plan around his touring schedule as well.

And of course, it's worth noting that in recent months, Calum and Ashton have been the most active on IG so just because there's been a lack of similar Luke and Michael content, that doesn't necessarily mean there hasn't been any, they could have just not shared it, yk? 😂

But whatever the case, I agree with you, I too am looking forward to (hopefully) hearing some new Cashton bangers whenever the project is complete 😌

[hauntedkeys]

worst feeling is when you want to talk about your ocs but you don’t actually have anything to say about them. His name is Ghost, he’s goth, and he’s looking for his missing boyfriend. No I don’t know anything else about him I’m just rotating him.

[simplepotatofarmer]

idk how you feel about c!wilbur but if you're fine writing about him, is he a spanner in the works for c!dream and c!techno in any of your AUs? would he be jealous of c!techno?

i think c!wilbur has been a sort of background character in a few fics but he's never really been a focus for me!

i will say, he plays a fairly big role in my selkie au! and he does complicate things. quite a few people want to be able to control dream (especially since there's a real easy way to control him, by taking his skin) and wilbur is definitely among those! it's why he agrees to sam's proposal and doesn't execute dream like most of the town wants.

the fact that techno seems to be the one that dream picks definitely annoys everyone in this situation, including wilbur, while techno just. wants to be left alone and have everyone leave dream alone so they can live in their little cottage and techno can sit on the dock while his seal husband swims around, y'know?

[darth-sonny]

I feel like if the Twins DID have names, they would choose to coordinate them with eachother!

As an example, one could be named Pop and the other could be named Star so when they're together, they become Popstar!

POPSTAR!!!

this is so cute what the fuuckkk!!!

canon to me and to the Bad End. seal of approval. Pop and Star are their names now. the Popstar Twins. here they are!!!!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Can you give a brief summary of your AUs please?

Sure! :)

Breath of the Sky: A year after Skyward Sword, the newlywed lovebirds are slingshot into the future just before the Calamity. They now have to navigate being in this place, revered as Hylia and the Hero of Myth, while BotW Zelda and Link figure out how the heck they’re supposed to accommodate and deal with it. Chaos and lots of drama ensue. Currently playing: the Lovebirds and the Anxious Duo travel together with the Champions to survey Hyrule and see the Divine Beasts.

Forsaken AU: Original AU with original characters. When Princess Zelda, known for her prowess with her magic and her confidence in her abilities, gets disturbing visions of an oncoming darkness, she tries to claim the Triforce for herself to protect Hyrule. However, the Triforce shatters at her touch as she isn’t worthy to wield all three pieces, and she inherits the Triforce of Power. Put out but not defeated, Zelda goes on a quest to find the fated Hero of Hyrule - she knows it’s usually a dude named Link, and he likely will bear at least another piece of the Triforce, so that’s two birds, one stone! Except… half the kingdom names their boys Link. But after going through half a bajillion Links, two of them are promising! One she can sense a strong magic in, even though he just says he’s a masseur and knows nothing about fighting. The other hardly says anything at all, but Sir Edgy and his faithful doggie companion can’t keep hiding his secrets from her forever.

Blood of the Hero: Ten years after the Calamity, the Shrine of Resurrection is damaged, leaving Link vulnerable and dying. Link’s parents, Abel and Tilieth, who were on the Great Plateau protecting the shrine, are now tasked with saving their son’s life by taking him to the Sheikah shrines across the land. Currently playing: Link’s still out of it but he’s about 5-6 hearts and one stamina vessel in and showing signs of improvement while his dad has a complete spiral from ten years of PTSD buildup and his mom tries to pick up the pieces and take care of them both. Oh, and Impa thinks they’re all insane.

The Imprisoning War: Millennia before Hyrule Warriors, Ganondorf attempts to steal the Triforce and it predictably shatters, starting a two year war that nearly destroys both Hyrule and the Gerudo. The other two Triforce piece bearers are HW Link’s predecessor, the half-Sheikah/half-Hylian named Link, who is madly in love with Ganondorf’s daughter and came to look at Ganon as something of a father figure, and Zelda, who has to overthrow her father to lead Hyrule to victory. Once Ganondorf is defeated, things only get worse for Link as he has to abandon Hemisi, the woman he loves who just helped him and Zelda defeat her father, and enter an arranged marriage with Zelda to save what’s left of their broken kingdom. (Backstory for Golden Mercy)

Golden Mercy: When Ganondorf returns during Hyrule Warriors, he’s on a mission to make things right, though what that means is beyond everyone around him. Kidnapping the Hero of Hyrule and telling him he’s protecting him from the Queen is not what anyone expected, and nobody can quite figure out what his ultimate goal is. Link sure is confused, though, and… starting tor realize there’s more to Ganondorf than just being a monster. Zelda, on the other hand, is quickly spiraling with panic and fear over losing her friend and Hero, as well as trying to protect her kingdom from such a threat that was so dangerous the previous Hero split his soul into pieces to prevent him from ever returning. (Lots of redemption arcs. Lots of them.)

Wild Spirit: When BotW Link is mortally wounded in the Calamity, Zelda decides that Hyrule can be saved more quickly if she lets the Spirit of the Hero be reborn in a new Hero rather than hope a potentially malfunctioning shrine can maybe heal her friend in a few decades and he might not even know what to do. BotW Link dies, but his spirit remains to guide the next Hero, a young man from Lurelin Village. This new Link is friends with his strange spirit companion, and slowly learns his destiny as he grows older. Now that he’s of age, he must take up th mantle of Hero of Hyrule, and his first task is to find the Master Sword, which was entrusted to his predecessor’s father, Abel.

Dad Squad: This one I share with @nancyheart11 and literally anyone else who wants to jump in and have fun with the Dads. When the Yiga use new magic to jump to different points in Hyrule’s history and kidnap Heroes of Hyrule, it’s up to their Dads to save them. Then again, Link doesn’t really need saving all that often, and putting a bunch of Links together is never a good idea for the bad guys, so the Links bust themselves out. But now they’re running around lost and confused, the Dads are still trying to find their Boys, and the Yiga are somewhere in the middle. As for their motives… well. There’s a dark magical mask, maybe a Bad Dad demon king, and a whole bunch of idiocy chaos.

LU in Healthcare: Basically what it says on the tin. The Chain is in modern land and they’re all involved in the world of healthcare! And somehow everyone tolerates my pittance of updates/lore.

Hero of Shadow: During the events of TotK, the demon king discovers the grave of someone he knew and loved dearly - a young Sheikah/Hylian warrior named Link. Using his powers, Gan resurrects him at a price, to ensure that his boy stays safe and loyal. Meanwhile, this young shadow warrior is trying desperately to break free of his father figure’s control while fighting his own feelings on the matter, and his only guide is a strange mystical voice that leads him to shards of a broken sword. In the surface, TotK Link is starting to figure out that something else is going on in the depths. (Essentially, I threw my Imprisoning War blorbos into TotK)

…I think that’s all of them. Wow, I have a lot of AUs lol. So much for brief. 🥴