#(but...why are they squirrels)

[egophiliac]

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[johnnyshrine]

★ 093 // “POV: You Died :("

[invinciblerodent]

Ngl, some people's "I wasn't allowed to be an irredeemably evil shitbird, ergo Veilguard is not an RPG" argument is extra funny to me, because I don't actually think there is a conceivable narrative in which, if your Rook did something as objectively amoral as selling people into slavery, they wouldn't wake up the next morning floating untethered in the raw Fade with Neve's bootprint on their ass, and the Lighthouse no more than a distant blip on the edge of their vision.

Like there is a lot to get into here that I just don't have the time or the spoons to go through, but I'd argue that one of the biggest strengths of Veilguard's writing is that the main cast are all very well-defined characters with their own sets of morals, ethics, and goals, and they collectively have more than enough of a backbone that if Rook did something that proved them incapable of leading the team to the story's climax and/or proved them to be of no benefit to them, they wouldn't fail their quest: they would just swiftly and efficiently get rid of Rook.

[foldingfittedsheets]

A squirrel is screaming at me.

Don’t I have enough going on? Stop it.

[timbit-robin-art]

Marvel media dump.

[an-na-ko]

Today Lucida Sans was not in trouble, but she really thought she was

She's been really warming up lately! I mentioned how she just learned to play in the previous comic but now she's a play fiend (she robs Tammy of her play time and wants to play for literal hours)...It's nice because I don't think she got to be a kitten very much before I got her But Lucida still thinks any sudden shocked/alarmed voice at her is a Signal of Sin and she only has seconds to get away

Proof of her crime. I do not lie about how huge her eyes are

[trekkerac]

I see you are taking questions so two things. First, I love the frankenghost au! It’s 25% sad and 75% comedy and i love it. Two, since bill and stan can communicate with one another, is Bill actually able to do anything to stanley since he’s still sorta-trapped in the mindscape or can he only annoy the shit outta stanley ‘cause stanley’s a ghost?

Thanks! Yeah he can't actually do anything to Stanley, other than annoy or antagonise him. The only reason he hangs around him is to watch Ford. I would proabably guess he hasn't possessed his corpse is because he would still need a deal with his ghost since he's newly dead and still lingering around. So yeah. On about equal grounds here.

[animalcrossingshowdown]

Squirrels

1: Poppy 95.4 2: Ione 94.1 3: Marshal 78.6

4: Sylvana 72.5 5: Tasha 66.1 6: Pecan 65.2

7: Static 58.6 8: Filbert 48.5 9: Peanut 47.8

10: Blaire 46.2 11: Sally 41.3 12: Kit 40.4

13: Mint 36.9 14: Viché 30.8 15: Hazel 29

16: Caroline 19.9 17: Cece 9.1 18: Cally 4.9

19: Agent S -3.7 20: Sheldon -14.3 21: Nibbles -16.3

22: Ricky -46.8

Average score: 36.5

[sunnydbeam]

Does Beta like soft things? What would happen if Y/N showed up with a teddy bear costume? What would his reaction be?

And if he ever does anything

[chalkrub]

been doodling some bri'ish wildlife - love seeing these guys. because they are the classics aren't they?

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 237

“Wait, so, Captain Marvel is like, three?” 

Said hero pauses as he nearly passes by a cracked door, creeping slightly closer despite it being more than a little rude to eavesdrop. All of the gods were insistent, which he could say no to, but Billy was giving him the equivalent of puppy eyes, which they all knew he was weak to. 

He? They? Marvel was technically an amalgamation of the past champions, currently split between six beings, though nowhere near equally. Billy was and would be the chosen champion- pure of heart to be able to resist the Gods’ bullshit- but he had chosen a team himself, which honestly Marvel approved. 

“What the fuck do you mean by that, Hal?” 

He didn’t move from the corner, head tilting slightly at Green Lantern’s and Green Arrow’s words. Billy, not physically there, not really, wiggled down from his shoulder, passing through the wall like a ghost invisible to all but him. 

Well, him and the Gods, but Mercury’s words were muffled, nearly silenced by Solomon at the moment, so he was probably attempting to wax poetic about Flash again in a way that little ears shouldn’t hear. 

“I mean, Marvel mentioned he was created three years ago, right?” 

Ah. Marvel had meant that the newest Champion had been chosen, but well, he supposed that the team didn’t have all the information, as Solomon pointed out. And he was pretty sure that Billy was mostly in control at that point- it could get confusing with the hive-mind but not-hive-mind. It was hard to explain to those not apart of it. 

But they had to go now, Fawcett called, and it wasn’t like Billy could leave it for long. Chances were nothing would come from this anyway. 

…

Why does this feel like the intervention videos Billy showed them all. 

[itsrlymine]

Hey! So, I kinda wanna vent a little and get some advice, if that’s cool. Here’s the thing: I’ve got this huge crush on this artist I’m a massive fan of, and I really wanna date him. But what’s been messing with my head is all this tarot and astrology stuff. Like, they always seem to set things in stone, you know? Even tarot, which is supposed to be more about the moment, keeps saying he’s gonna end up marrying this one specific woman. It’s driving me nuts! Plus, I keep overthinking the “how?” Like, how would I even make this happen? What should I do? And another thing, do I need to believe in this stuff for it to be real? Ugh, it’s so stressful! Any advice? Thanks!

...... you either have that man or you don't. the same way you decided to write about this and go on and on about something that doesn't inherently mean anything until you add a meaning to it is the same way you can just say "fuck it he's mine and idc." you decide sweetie.

[unicornfetti]

for the sake of being a good role model and Skippy's safety: it's a candy cigarette

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

4x13 | 7x10

[front-facing-pokemon]

[otaku553]

*puts a random squirrel in your mailbox* happy new year<3

Happy new year!! Thank you for the squirrel I’ll take good care of it :)))

Here’s a squirrel for you: