#(iM... LAUGHING)

[iloveswan]

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[xlcovo]

[viperxss]

[funtergeist]

credit to @/thornrings for the idea

[tothechaos]

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

[eddiegayass]

Greatest day on twitter since the billionaire sub

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[inaturalist-unofficial]

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/162471615

This is my favorite local inat post I have ever found and I thought y’all might like it

[strwbrryfawnxx]

[cupid-angels]

[cebawoohoo]

Jason, texting Tim: at batburger rn. you want anything?

Tim: i’m in a meeting

Jason: okay

Jason: so what do you want?

Tim: the batburger deluxe without pickles and extra ketchup, as well as jorkerized fries and robin nuggets

Jason: okay fatass

LATER

Jason: come to lobby. i have your food. bitch ass security won’t let me come to you

[dollevve]

this is my teenage dream ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚

[xlcovo]

[yeehawpim]

Extra panel under the cut

[hidingundermicroscopes]