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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this#bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself#also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead#idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL#but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions#also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one#so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#choccyart#mirabel garlick#hogwarts legacy fanfiction
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I don't like tycho...
#Half joking btw...#sam and max#team fortress 2#homestar runner#poker night at the inventory#Idk it's his vibe... that hedgehog joke... I really just don't like that guy.#I remember my uncle giving me the penny arcade comics but I didn't ever end up reading them and idk where they are now#I hate to say it but I probably asked my mom to give them to someone... Rip penny arcade physical copies...
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feeling a lot of pressure guys… turns out i’m the last person to carry on my family’s last name 😔 just thought i’d inherit my gma’s little white dog, not 200 years of croatian guilt
#this is half a joke half not……….#i do feel a little guilty but like idk. worst things worst i’ll hyphen that bitch#talk
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needed to draw something this year for tomes bday...really wanted to draw her highschool friends
#anybody else get a lil choked up that she was able to find some girl friends and find connections with them... just me?#idk i think its so sweet how focused the spinoff was about this group of normal highschool girls... theyre not even espers or anything#my baby really has grown up!! <- reigen probably after offering her 300 yen an hour#i had to guess the hair colors for 3 of them cuz like well... theres no damn reigen spinoff ova yet...! they dont got official colors!!#wait hoshida doesnt have official colors either... he better be a brunet its canon to me at this point#also after reading the spinoff manga i realize i draw hoshida so small... hes a third year and is probably not nearly as short as i think..#my bad if ur a kid i just assume ur under 5'3 half the time... what a bad habit... ill draw him more taller next time lolo#my art#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen spinoff#tome kurata#hoshida origo#wait their names...?? i only know keiko and misa... i think the fujos name is yume... i dont know the joke girls name!! sorry i cant tag...
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day 3: pranks | day 2: ACT to Flirt
* YOU have a feeling he's just toying with you...
PNG!sans belongs to me (@/sui-imi)
transparent / anomaly!reader belongs to @htsan
@sansxyouweek
#sansxyouweek2024#sansnomaly#anomaly!reader#sans x reader#PNG!sans#imi art#undertale AU#cw blood#tw blood#cw eye strain#cw chromatic aberration#this one goes out to my original PNG simp. cant wait til you stumble over this :3#i originally wasn't a simp for him but.. idk... he's growing on me............#he's kinda cool....#unfortunately the kiss will have to wait til he's fixed. but fixing him = turning him back into classic#but i like classic too so its ok....#forgot to tag cuz i was too busy thinking about skeletons#oopsy#edit: ARGH i just realised the joke i missed#note to self dont post when you're half asleep
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[ID: a doodle of old, Commission-era Five lounging in a bathtub with cucumbers over his eyes and a glass of wine in one hand and a bottle in the other. He has several scars, including one that starts at his collarbones and goes all the way down his torso. End ID.]
i missed old five this season so bad. where was he!!! Where was my old man!!! I took it upon myself to answer with "in the bath, chilling" because he deserves it. old five people, you're welcome
#tua#the umbrella academy#im not tagging this spoilers im sorry i know i talked about season 4 in the caption#five hargreeves#my art#whats the courtesy tag#partial nudty#?????#idk man#another thing that i need to do because we didnt get it in s4 either is a five fight scene animatic#i made a promise to myself that i would make one if we didnt get a five fight scene AGAIN this season#and lo and behold...#like yall are you joking thats half the damn show now that he doesnt kill people!!#anyway i have no idea the what or the why or the where or when so if people have any suggestions im all ears#i just dont want the last time i watch five kill people to be the commission board from FOUR YEARS AGO
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movie night
#This piece is dedicated to the scene in EVERY FUCKING PRE RESCAS FREEHOUN FIC where they watch the thing or something#and then they KISS during the credits <- this part is not in every fic but in my heart 🧡#tbqh idk if I like this or nawt but whatever I'm tired of it sitting in my files. Gordon's cute at least#anyway#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#freehoun#half life#hl#my art#id in alt text#Barney and Gordon on the worlds smallest shittiest couch in the dark what will happen……. tee..hee….#I feel the need to clarify also they’ve seen the thing like one morbillion times. but they react like it’s the first time everytime#They watched this together back when they first met and Barney was like. ‘ur so fuchs lol’ and Gordon was like ‘yeah well you’re Mac’#and then the scene in the thiokol skidozer happened and they both got really quiet#<- joke for me mostly . But if you know . Yeagh#I want to rewatch the thing so bad now goddamnitttttttt#euuaagghhhhhhhhhhhh
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"Loki doesn't take the name Laufeyson because Laufey abandoned him" this "Loki shouldn't take the name Odinson because Odin was a bad dad" that, all valid opinions, but have you considered;
Loki should keep the name "Odinson" because he marries Thor.
#Thorki#Thunderfrost#I'm half joking but I keep seeing these posts and idk they're kind of pretentious so I'm making my own#Like it's interesting to think about buuut you shouldn't really harass people or think you're better because you don't give Loki a last nam#Thor x Loki#Just my Opinion
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me: maybe i'm over it. maybe i can like, design a monster without my brain going to the absolute banging final fantasy x monster designs
the banging final fantasy x monster designs, tho:
(also i didnt want to clutter the post but there's a lot of rambling in the tags)
#final fantasy x#i mean it legitimately. this game was such a formative experience for me#i know jrpg designs are often mocked for being super over the top but final fantasy x's have something SO good about them.#they're very... idk the game REALLY managed to have a sort of very specific aesthetic? i think they really peaked in it's uniqueness#the world is so colorful. the way people wear clothes#the temples the patterns the symbols the everything it does really all come together even in the monsters#and also like i watched my dad play this game for the first time when i was like 6 or 7yo and i saw a big feathery dragon with a giant halo#and understandably i went: HOLY SHIT.........????#anyways. i guess this is all to say: half of my monster designing brain came from this game specifically#i've joked this a lot about my campaign but sometimes i call it an “extremely long and convulsed ffx reference”#just because this game was so influential for me#my favourite is final fantasy ix yeah but. i think ffx did really shape me faaaaar more#like dont get me wrong ffix is GREAT i absolutely adore it and it's got a very good style and environment design and such#but ffx was probably the game that got me drawing#anyways HAHA that's a lot of tags oops
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SPOLIERS: s2e9 & 10, s3e10, ‼️s4e7‼️
"You can't ship Nisaac anymore they're just friends now"
My honest reaction:
Dramatically inspired by this and that
#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#isaac higgintoot#nigel chessum#nisaac#im half joking#this is what i get for joining a fandom late#i love making videos near 4am#honestly is weird to still ship them /gen#???#i respect them as friends and would like to see them grow#ALSO idk if someone made a similar one so lmk
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@jonmartinweek Day 5 - cryptids | webs & weaving
when i saw the prompt webs & weaving i immediately thought about web!martin weaving spiderweb into jon's hair -- unbeknownst to jon who is just too blissed out by getting his hair touched, and apparently too asleep to notice his boyfriend has four hands (and also the, uh, spiders). the progression of gray in his hair is just subtle enough that jon can't make the connection which is perfect for martin who needs to keep track of him
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[START ID: Two drawings in purple hues of Jon and Web!Martin from a Web AU of The Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with medium length, curly dark hair and a beard, all hair streaked with gray. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with shaggy dark hair, a streak of white in one of his bangs, and several beauty marks on his skin. 1st image: Jon lays asleep on top of Martin's chest, his head nuzzled into the crook of Martin's neck. One hand is curled to his chest and the other rests behind Martin's head. He smiles blissfully, feeling perfectly safe while asleep. Martin looks down at Jon with a smile, one eye a bright magenta with a slit pupil. The other side of his face is obscured by Jon's head and shadow. One of Martin's hands holds Jon's hand on his chest, the other draped around Jon's low back. His other two hands have spiderweb wrapped around his fingers, the fingertips pointed into sharp claws. One is close to the nape of Jon's neck, the other held above Jon's head, both with shining white web pulled and connected to the greys in Jon's hair. Jon's hair lifts slightly in the back with the pull of the webbing, other parts curled around Martin's fingers. Several spiders crawl around Martin's skin, notably one across his cheek. Martin says in multiple speech bubbles, "Jon...Jon? Are you asleep? There's spiders in your hair...I'll take that as a yes" with a heart at the end. 2nd image: A simpler drawing, Jon looks into a mirror aghast at the amount of white in his hair, three exclamation points by his head. His arms hover around his hair, and he frustratedly shouts, "Where do all these grey hairs keep coming from?!!". An arrow points to a small drawing of Martin's head, looking to the side with a W smirk, now with eight eyes, says, "I dunno...hehe". End ID.]
#jon wakes up like 'how were you playing with my hair holding my hand and holding my back'#and martin is like 'teehee youre so silly when youre half asleep'#if martin weaves into jons hair then that means hes consciously weaving specific grays into jons eyebrow and beard hair too lol#and presumably any other hair he has access to#like martin brushes jons arm while laughing at a joke and boom there's the littlest gray hair there#goes to rub his cheek and puts a little gray in his mustache#jonmartinweek2024#the magnus archives#tma#tma au#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#jonmartin#teaholding#web!martin#web!martin au#idk if i ever shared my ship name for jon and web!martin but its websight heehee#websight🕸️👁️#order up! art tag
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My raging sweet tooth is almost as bad as my raging praise kink
#I'm only half joking#mlm#mlm thoughts#mlm yearning#op is a minor#mlnb#t4t mlm#mlnb yearning#suggestive?#not really#I don't think#but paranoia hasn't let me be since I was like 6-7#I had this thought while drinking coffee#and decided it needed to be on Tumblr#praise kink go brrrr#idk how to tag lol
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I still think TUE would have been more effective story-telling wise if the bad thing Danny did was less directly related with a test that didn't even make sense (how do you cheat on a career assessment test?) and more about him letting his building resentment and under appreciation fester and fueled by Vlad
You know, the thing that was kinda teased in Reign Storm? The "Oh you're just like me teehee" thing? Dude it would have been SO satisfying if they actually made that otherwise random moment actually pay off.
#esp when you consider that dark danny is literally half of plasmius#it would take a lot of work to convince solo danny to act like that- but when your own ghost is literally the ceo of pettiness#its just a bad combination#Like I get what they were originally going for but idk it felt like they wanted to make jokes about how stupid fast food workers are#The message of 'how you do on the test doesnt matter' is null and void the second you validate the results twice
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If by the end of this week I am a now a child of divorce I’m going to riot and then ball my eyes out. (I’m talking about the potential Van and Bert divorce)
#dropout tv#dimension 20#cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward#van chapman#Bert Chapman#freaking story penalties got me SWEATING#like I know it was said as a half a joke but I can’t take that#would this pave the way for a van and Marya romance#yes but my heart can’t take the divorce#plus then the potential to make Burt the mole even though idk about that theory#I just need him to be happy making aioli
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The Czech dub of TF Armada is pretty funny
I've been kind of debating whether to upload this or no, but everyone who saw it seemed to like, it so...
I often talk about my love for the Czech dub of Armada (because it's funnier than the English one in my humble opinion), so I translated some silly scenes from the first few episodes for my pals so they could hear what the voices sounded like. So here I am, releasing it for you guys to also enjoy :D
Apologies for the watermark and crappy quality, I made do with what I had ( ´ ▿ ` )
Also, tagging @steelthroat and @ryuki-draws here because I mentioned it to them :DD
#yes#optimus DOES sound that young there (at least for like half the series)#and he is the silliest man around i love him so much#me and my friend like to joke that it's actually Orion and not Optimus#i wish i had his joy#i also have a second short video though that one is a bit worse#so idk if i should upload it#tf armada#optimus prime#megatron#starscream#transformers armada#maccadam#ig???
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barou respects women but not men
#barou shouei#uhhh send tweet 👍 😭#this is like half a joke half not. idk#anyway i've got this guy on my mind today#if anyone happens to have a link to a translation of his light novel pls direct it my way#im waiting patiently i swear but. i need to know more.#about my favorite shithead
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