#* dash comm

[lockawayknight]

@yellowfingcr hey man can you call off y

[throatslug]

I could give you a new and interesting gland

[cybertr0nian]

@dragvnsovl said: Rodimus glances over-

Rodimus you heard nothing...

[rubycarbie]

Why do I want someone to chew through my neck... WHY DOES THAT SOUND APPELING!?!?!?

[notchedwhip]

I think we need a selfie from the new guy before we start ranking hunters by cuteness.

[devilsprophet]

Astor is a good cook.

He knows his way around a kitchen. Keeps his hands clean.

Stuffed more than a few turkeys.

Stuffed hens, too.

Made plenty of cream pies…

I’m so sorry, I’ll stop. 🤣

[fangoffenrir]

"Something that irked me about seeing 'holy water was effective' in reference to the Crusaders' plain-jane, pray-over-it, soak-silver holy water was how many asterisks there should be after the statement."

"Like, when used as the medium for an Aria's rite, or sourced from local water blessed by a naiad to ensure the village's health, or even just the demon inherently hates water."

[br455]

Anyone under 6' is legally allowed to sit on my shoulders to feel taller.

[ofthevanyar]

“Your what scepter?”

[cybertr0nian]

" I really think Orion is trying to get me killed..."

[summers-wild-rose]

Excuse me while I vom.

[modernspellsword]

"Gotta do bunny duty later at the Supe. Here's a lil preview."

[rubycarbie]

Fuck... it's been awhile since people got violent towards one another on here... but honestly... yeah... I'd be down to see a dragon fuck up a plane... maybe like a private jet... definitely want to see a fucking wizard battle one too... that would be sick as fuck...

[ichxgo]

Everyone: Ichigo you literally suggested it.

Ichigo:

[beloved-menagerie]

Again?

-- Juan

[br455]

If it's 'annoying' to bend down to hold someone smaller than you then you're weak and don't deserve the luxury of holding them.

Have you considered maybe getting down to their level? Picking them up? Sitting down and pulling them into your lap?