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[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[stealingpotatoes]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[neurobivergent]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[crowcrate]

Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

Edit: And i did :)

🦔 🐈 🦇 🦔 🐝 🦎 🐊 | 🦔 👧| 🦔 🦊 | 🦔 🤖 | 🥚🪨 | 🦅🐦‍⬛🪿 |

[beguilingcorpse]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[seven-oh-four]

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

[smallestflowtree]

PSA for fanfic writers

[thestuffedalligator]

My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”