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[infamouzsky]

Narinder: sooo, do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?

My Lamb, genderfluid: well, you ate the last slice of pizza last night, so today you have an enemy.

[wasyago]

one billion tango sketches for a commission

posted with permission, really like how these turned out, they're goofy <3

[cinnamonkittenz]

At first I just wanted to draw Jay braiding Cole’s hair but then I remembered this scene from ‚How to train your dragon‘ exists sooooo yeah

[clonehub]

People of color have been pointing out how shitty it is that the empire has gone from being a sea of white men to being diverse, and we've been doing that for ages. It's fucked up that the face of imperialism is now diverse, that George Lucas's intention with layering a racism metaphor into the empire has been lost because Disney insists on putting the diversity into the wrong group of people.

PoC have been saying this in various ways on various posts, but I've never seen a single one get that many notes. A couple hundred here or there, maybe. Tell me why a post saying the same thing but worse made by some white guy has over 12k notes

[urboymutual]

fuck it freckles ur season 3-4 sam winchester

[sexlapis]

one shot. angst & fluff.

“Don’t even look at me!” You spit at Nanami. “You don’t even fucking love me anymore.”

Nanami sighs. “Baby, that’s not-“”

“No, no,” you storm away from, going back to furiously washing the dishes like you were doing before he arrived home from work, “seriously. Just go back to your coworkers and have fun with them instead of me. Go have drinks with them or something. Since that’s clearly what you want.”

Nanami gulps. He watches you angrily scrub at a dish, fireing away at an annoying stain.

He takes off his suit jacket.

“Sweetheart.” He walks up behind you, like you’re a skittish, feral cat about to pounce. He wraps his arms around your waist from behind, an act which you surprisingly accept. “I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t give you your kisses.” Nanami kisses your temple. “I was just in a hurry.”

You and Nanami had a routine - he gives you one kiss in the morning, your voice croaky and the crust still caked in the corners of your eyes and one kiss before he leaves for work.

He seems to have forgotten this, much to your dismay.

You huff, not facing him. “…I’m not being ‘sensitive’ or ‘crazy’. They’re important things and you forgot.”

“I don’t think you’re crazy.”

You turn your head to face him this time. “Just sensitive?”

“Well…yes.”

Rolling your eyes, you whip back around to continue washing the dishes.

“Wait. Wait.” Nanami prevents you from turning away from him again. He asks his next question softly. “Is it really just two kisses you’re upset about?”

“Because it’s not fair, Kento!” You shout. The sudden outburst stuns him a little, his heart jumping. “You can’t just leave without saying goodbye!”

Your last word is choked out in a sob and Nanami is quick to pull you to his chest.

He thought you were only joking, being light-hearted and would go back to your usual self after a few kisses, but now? He doesn’t think so.

How long have you been feeling like this? Carrying all of these feelings of worry and distress inside of you, keeping them all stored inside of you until, inevitably, all would be revealed anyway.

It pains him that you didn’t tell him almost as much as the fact that you’re feeling like this in the first place.

It makes him even more resolute in his decision.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were feeling like this?”

You sniffle. “Because of your stupid job and your stupid long hours and your stupid-“”

“Okay, okay.” He shushes you, cupping the base of your head. “Alright”.

You groan. You’ve seemingly come to the realisation that you’ve been acting unreasonably.

“Kenny, I-“”

“I’m going to quit.”

You pause. You look at him, teary eyes wide. “What?”

“I’m going to quit. Do something else. Something…safe.”

“But…but what about when you said-“”

“Forget about what I said. I’ve been thinking about it for a while now. I can’t do this forever. And…I want you to…I don’t want you to always be worrying about me. Especially if it makes you so stressed out.”

“Kenny…”

A few seconds later, your face is being cradled in big, rough hands. Nanami makes sure you’re looking at him. “You’re my number one priority, okay? Not my coworkers. Not my job.”

Waters ripples in your eyes once more. “Kento…”

“Don’t cry.” He wipes a stray tear away with his thumb. His eyes are soft. The weight of the job is already being lifted off of his shoulders. “I love you. I love you.”

You hiccup. “I love you too.”

Nanami can’t help but smile at your wet face, red nose and runny nostrils. He cradles the back of your head with his hand. “You’re so silly, angel.”

You whine into his chest and he knows everything will be alright.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Random Person: Hey, how you do-

Yoo Jonghyuk: [feral growl]

Random Person [shrieks]: GET YO FUCKIN' DOG BITCH!

Kim Dokja [not looking up from him phone]: It don't bite.

Random Person [more screaming]: YES IT FUCKIN' DO-

[gayofthefae]

The entire show: Mike is good at telling the truth and bad at lying Mike is good at telling the truth and bad at lying Mike is good at telling the truth and bad at lying

Mike: can't tell El he loves her

Everyone: it's so sad how he can't tell her because it's just too true

[hipstersbleedroses]

me: hehe i love Monk. it’s so funny

also me, every other episode:

[grantwilson]

if i was in a relationship i would simply not cheat on my partner. it seems super easy, idk why so many people struggle with it

[wolfythewitch]

Hehe the bible arrived

[bikefuckersoftheworldunite]

vale dj-ing at brno 2003 party

[lazy-toad]

People talk about how horror podcast coded Will Wood is and then the don't even listen to Camp Here and There

[disenchanteds]

can we talk about isaac's "but I wanna believe in romance" line from s1 in relation to his arc in s2. he wants to believe in it. he sees it happening in his books, he sees it happening to his friends. he wants to be able to believe in it because he isn't able to feel it. he wants to believe that he's capable of feeling that as well so he reads books with romance in, but in the end it's a book that he takes when he finally begins to learn to accept that he can't feel it despite how much he wants to believe that he can and that it's okay.

[frechiiie]

Now I can show ya’ll the angsty rarepair edit I did 😈😈😈

[cardis-tricycle]

𝙄𝙣 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩

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