#... anyway this rant has nothing to do with anon's question

[sharkbitten-sailor]

Maybe two time and noob (seperate) x reader who's similar to Betty grof from adventure time, hcs?

[forsaken] two time & noob x reader who's similar to Betty Grof headcanons .ᐟ

a/n; this writing took way too long thanks to HER LONG ASS WIKI. but h my childhood is calling n i just can't ignore it,,, anyway, sorry for the delay anon </3

warning; potential ooc and mischaracterization, betty grof and her lore made me ragequit, so i only took her og persona & powers, gn for reader.

two time - at first? nothing. not a glance, not a nod. just silence. like you don’t exist. - they watch you juking the killer from afar, observing, considering. but only for a moment. - your sheer strength catches their attention, though they’d never admit it. not yet. - something about you feels familiar, like guest 1337. but that's it. nothing more. - if you start a conversation, you'll crack the surface, but don't expect warmth. paranoia still rides shotgun. - everything seems normal until they start murmuring about their 'oh-so-harmless cult', as if you agreed to listen. - show even mild curiosity about their 'spawn deity' and suddenly, you're their prophet. willing? doesn't matter. - find them in a match and brace yourself. expect nonstop ramblings, an endless hymn of praise for their 'spawn deity'. you asked for it. - avoid them? fine. for now. but they’ll grow curious. you can’t hide your power forever, now can you? - save them just once, and it’s a celestial revelation. you’re chosen. an offering. salvation. - after that, they’re unexpectedly generous. medkits, bloxy cola, quiet devotion, whispers to unseen forces about your "ascension." - they hover too close as you cast, murmuring questions like prayers, analyzing your movements like scripture. - you’re both unstable. a strange pairing, i must say. - they take hits for you without hesitation. hp is just a number. you? you are the mission. - that’s when it dawns on you. this is the beginning of something twisted. it’s not love. not yet. just fascination. a consuming, obsessive fascination. moth-to-flame type. - god please teach them about personal space… or learn to wake up with them silently watching you breathe with those creepy, unblinking eyes. - their praise never falters when you outsmart the killer. - "such precision… such grace… you were chosen", "divine intervention… it has to be" something like those. - no matter where you spawn, even in the dead center of the map, they’ll mark the ground, setting up their ritual. convinced it will shield them for the round. - somehow, that always works. coincidence? they think not.

noob - new survivor? oh. - at first, they treat you like any other. just another face in the crowd, nothing special. - they do notice something, though. the way you adapt, how effortlessly you adjust to everything. they wish they could do the same. - then the round turns brutal and you step in, shielding them, revealing your power in the process. - fear flickers in their eyes, fleeting, before gratitude takes hold. overwhelming, undeniable. - they think you're like dusekkar, just… without a staff. and a pumpkin head. - briefly, they wonder if you need a sentinel too, someone to guard you like other supporters. - keyword: briefly. - because FYM YOU CAN PUNCH THE KILLER IN THE FACE WHILE CASTING SPELLS AT THE SAME TIME. - they freeze, watching you do it right in front of them. shock lingers, but so does admiration. - still thankful. still staring. trying to process what they just witnessed. - offering you bloxy cola as their way of saying 'thank you'. not something they do often, so it actually means a lot. - listen to your rants with real focus. they may not remember it all, but they're trying! - might avoid you a little after seeing you lose your temper. or a lot. or neither. who knows? - absolutely in awe at how many books you have. like, seriously, they never expected you to have this many. - accidentally mixed bloxy cola with your 'magical pot thing' once. never did that again. unless you enjoy sleeping on the floor while your room slowly fills with smoke. - secretly really into your whole wizard aesthetic. turns out, it's actually kind of fashionable. - during rounds, they'll take hits for you if you can't spare time to regenerate your spells. not always, though. their bravery still wavers. - they do it because they have slateskin potions, trusting that, somehow, you'll have their back once they've run out. - seeing you helps ease their fear and worry, like catching a glimpse of light in the dark. - because, in your own ways, you're both doing everything you can to support each other. - 'i got ur back, dw' type. - turns out, you two make a pretty good duo. actually, a great one.

a/n; this took me forever since i forgot to save before closing my tabs. almost gave up on continuing, but i couldn't leave you waiting for nothing. so,,,, hope you get it, anon <3

[nothomegal]

Mmm, this isnt a fic request (or maybe yes) but i NEED for reader to break and finally give in for their cuddle session with Danny, oh! And finally start to fall in love with him

Aww you're right anon! I guess it's only the matter of time for the reader to eventually give in and accept the weird ghost guy that keeps sneaking into their life (and house).

And I know it took me way too long to do your request, I apologize for the wait, had some trouble writing this since I never liked how it turned out -.-' Luckily though, I think I finally got something decent!

"Favorite person"

(Ghostface x GN Reader)

Summary: everyone has a limit, and unfortunately today is the day you reached yours as life wasn't all too kind to you for the last 24 hours... But hey, at least your dear intruder has your back, so not everything is that bad! Right, doll?

Warnings: mild example of unhealthy and obsessive behavior, the rest it's all fluff.

Word count: 2.2k

The grip around (Y/N) remained tight. The intruder kept holding their tied form closely in complete silence, something very out of his character.

But such oddness didn’t come from nowhere, and (Y/N) was the one who indirectly caused it. Today was probably the worst day of their life, everything that could’ve gone wrong, went wrong. It's honestly incredible they still had the emotional strength to return home without bursting into tears on their way.

They’re not quite sure how or when they fell asleep, their mind been a mush of blur since they entered their home. All they can remember is waking up already laying in bed with their arms tied behind their back and their body pressed against the chest of the masked man, the same one that would often come to mess with them.

Sometimes he would reveal himself willingly and others just stay in the shadows and observe them from afar or straight from the corner while they’re in a deep sleep.

This night however, apart from tying their hands, he haven't done anything from his previous visits. No cheeky remarks about anything specific they did that day, no rants about some random topic and no attempts to scare or tease them... Heck, he didn't even run his hand through their hair or body. Absolutely no additional touches beside holding them close.

This really threw (Y/N) off. Ghostface, who's been a huge pain for them, the authorities and basically everyone in the town, was... Acting so thoughtful, nothing like the selfish villain he's been portraying himself as for the past numerous nights.

It's not the first time he hugs and holds them in his arms, he's actually super touchy with them and never fails to express his amusement of how helpless they always look. But now?... Now it doesn't feel like any of his shenanigans, but a genuine attempt to comfort them while not pushing too much, though the effectiveness of said attempt remains questionable.

Their thoughts and wonders were interrupted when they feel movement and then something grab their chin to then gently move their head up until they're face to face with that unsettling mask that resembled a ghost.

—“Feeling better?"—

They don't make a sound, quite the opposite, they press their lips in a thin line as they stare into the dark eyes of his mask.

—"If I take off the tape, will you talk to me?"—

Their body tensed at such question. Is he... Is he actually going to?...

—"Of course as long as you don't try anything funny... But you know better."— he leans closer to your face. —"Right, (Y/N)?"—

They gulp nervously, but Ghostface is right, they do know better than to gamble with their luck. Besides, they have no energy to fight or struggle anyways, so of course they'll play along... For now, at least.

With a more defeated look, they slowly nod.

The man releases a pleased hum and without a warning yanks the tape off of their moth, making them yelp from the pain and surprise.

—“There you go, hope it didn’t hurt too much.”— he snorts at your cringed expression.

—“It… It did… A bit.”— you mutter quietly. —“But not as much as a stab would…”—

The killer paused at the sound of their voice, but the calm was short as out the sudden he grabbed them by the chin again and squeezed their face a bit.

—"Aww, look, your first words.”— he remarks playfully before tilting his head. —“Well? Isn’t it just sweet to finally be able to talk, hmm?”—

(Y/N) remains quiet for a couple of seconds, unsure if they should speak again or not. But when It became clear that the interaction wouldn't progress without their contribution, they force themselves to talk.

—"I… Y-Yeah… It is nice."— you answer while studying his masked face. —"But… Please, don’t get too mad at me for replying slow... I'm not used to talk to... Killers, after all. {Or people in general...}”—

—"...Mad? At you? Oh silly..."—

His head then straightened and he squeezed their face a bit tighter.

—"You're so comically shy that I wish I could just cut you up and pull out some confidence out of your body."— he says in a playful tone, though it sounded way more sinister than intended. —"But it's not that you aren't good at speaking, it's the people you call 'friends' that made you believe that..."—

His tone then became significantly colder at the last part, which made (Y/N) tense and go quiet. But despite the dread, they couldn't help but agree with the killer, their friends indeed aren't as good as they thought.

It's another of the many bad things that happened to them today. They weren't supposed to discover it, they just got in the wrong place at the wrong time and ended up overhearing the few people they thought they were close with talk about them. Nasty comment after comment, disgust and disrespect lingering in their tones as they said their name between insults and cruel jokes…

They didn't even bother to listen to the end of the conversation, they just fled the scene and did their best to not cry until they arrived home. And in the entire day, in this whole period of time they looked so pathetic and miserable, none of their other ‘friends’ bothered to see if they're alright or help with any other issue. Absolutely no one took a moment to even say 'hello', and that made (Y/N) feel the loneliest, like they're just a ghost in other people's life, being acknowledged only when they announce their presence.

They get pulled back to reality when the hand lets go of their face and their body is pressed closer to the masked man, making the embrace feel more intimate.

—"...Sorry I can't take the angst as easily as I take people out."— he mutters, his hand slowly traveling up and down your head. —"But I can prevent said angst in the future. These assholes will not disturb you again, I made sure they won't..."— his grip tightens, turning almost possessive.

A shiver traveled down their spine at his words.

They should be afraid, panic that this stranger so deliberately admitted of harming, and most likely murdering, their friends like it’s the most mundane thing to do. They definitely should at least freak out or give any other kind of distressed reaction, they should… But they don’t.

To be completely honest, they weren't even upset at what Ghostface did. After today's interaction their view on his character changed quite drastically. Though he still had that playful and cocky behavior, they now know that whenever he says or shows them care... It's genuine, or so they think. Could this be a trick to make them let their guard down? Definitely. Does it make sense? Uh... Not really, but this man likes to do odd things to throw off any bystander with his shenanigans.

But even if their strange relationship is just a game to him, then damn he's good at it. They almost feel like them matter, like they can be loved and it's just bad luck people around them can't see or appreciate them... Unfortunately though... They know it's not true, it can't be true, they're too pathetic for that, so much that even a psycho killer had pity over them to pretend-

A surprised gasp escaped (Y/N) when their body was suddenly flipped and tackled against the mattress, with Ghostface now looming over them.

They didn't even need to see his face to know what type of expression he had, the atmosphere was all it took to know he was upset.

—"I am not pleased with how you keep viewing yourself, (Y/N)."— he finally says after a pause. —"And I am certainly pissed that you're doing it around me."—

All (Y/N) could do is stare at the ghastly mask in dead silence. Despite having their mouth untapped, they couldn't bring themselves to make a sound, as if paralyzed from fear and anticipation of what he would do if they happen to upset him more.

When the killer began to lean down lowly, they held their breath by instinct.

—"I'll say this one time, and you better not force me to repeat it."— he said in a low and slow tone. —"You are my favorite person in this whole cursed world. And I swear if you dare to think badly about yourself again, I'll fucking stab you."—

He pauses, either letting his words sink in or re-evaluating what he just said or is about to say.

After not coming to a clear conclusion, he sighs with mild frustration.

—"I... Look. I'm aware of my reputation and the image you have of me. And though I do like to amuse myself with these visits of mine, not ones I did it to mess with you, not in the way you think..."—

He pauses again, the eyes of his mask staring directly into theirs, either studying their expression or thinking.

—"I wanted to end you ones..."—

As he speaks again in a lower voice as he extends his hand, aiming for their neck.

—"...But I don’t want it anymore."—

The hand was drastically redirected towards their face, covering their eyes in a quick movement. Whatever sound of surprise or confusion (Y/N) was about to make is shushed when something soft and warm was pressed against their lips, the sensation sending shivers through their body.

—"{Or ever again.}"—

That's all they heard before their eyes were uncovered and Ghostface plopped on the mattress right next to them, his head placed on his hand as he waits for their reaction.

(Y/N) can only cluelessly blink while staring at the ceiling, wondering if the warm sensation they just felt on their lips was actually Ghostface-...

Their face starts to get progressively redder as the realization kicks in. My god. Ghostface, from all people, actually!-

Their head snaps at his direction when that famous deep raspy chuckle left him, clearly entertained by the fifty shades of red their face is going through.

—"What? Never had a kiss stolen before?"— he teases.

—"I- Uh... No. Not really..."— you answer as you look away, face even redder.

—"Good, all for me then."—

Now it's (Y/N) who lets out a snort, finding his behavior silly yet quite charming. Huh, strange how quickly they moved on, the previous dread and fear they felt when he pinned them was now like a long forgotten dream...

Is the famous Stockholm syndrome affecting them already? Why are they suddenly so okay with his presence? Even when knowing about his mood swings they can't shake off this strange sensation of comfort...

Is it because his actions and intentions are now confirmed to be genuine? Because he really seems to like and cherish their company? Cherish them?...

...

...You know?

Fuck everything.

They're too tired for this 'BS' about morality and shit. It will be a tomorrow problem to overthink, now they should just give in and take this night to relax and... Well, maybe even put into use this little freedom of speech they got and actually chat to the man, maybe even get to know more about him.

They look at killer again, the dark eyes of his mask still fixated on their form as he observes them in silence, almost like he's looking at a piece of art rather than another person.

—"So... Are you going to stay here all night?"— you finally ask.

He's silent for a little while.

—"You want me to?"—

—"Kinda. You... You're not too bad of a company, I guess."— you shoot him a timid smile. —"And even if I didn't I doubt you would've leave."—

He lets out a snort at their last comment and then lies down, a bit closer to them.

—"You're right, you're now haunted by me either you want it or not."—

There is a small pause between them, both just laying and looking at each other, a strange atmosphere of calm now lingered in the room, making this moment feel oddly right.

Out of the sudden, they feel a pair of arms snake around their form and bring them ones again into that warm and intimate hug. And this time, they welcome the gesture by snuggling closer to the man and letting out a content sigh.

—"So."— he then says as he tilts his head to look at you, now in his arms. —"What's your favorite scary movie? I never got an answer to this question."—

—"Huh? Aren't you supposed to know that?"— you arch your brow. —"Y'know cuz of the whole stalker thing and all..."—

—"Yes, but want to hear you tell me that. I just really like the sound of your voice."—

They can feel their cheeks warm up, and they can't avoid to get even shyer when the man chuckles at their expression.

—"W-Well... I have a couple."—

At first they sounded awkward while speaking, as if expecting him to interrupt them or laugh at their preferences. Nevertheless, he never made a sound and seemed to pay close attention to what they're saying, sometimes even asking more things about the movies when given the opportunity. Overall, Ghostface is a very nice guy to talk about any kind of nerdy horror stuff!

At some point, they even forgot that the man holding them was a serial murder. It actually felt like talking to an old dear friend rather than a criminal.

And as they talk through the night, (Y/N) finally understands why Ghostface always became so touchy and clingy whenever he had a bad day.

Cuddles and rants indeed help, especially if done with your favorite person.

And though they're certain he's not one yet... Just by seeing how the night progresses.

They wouldn't be too surprised if he somehow sneaks his way into such spot.

[sgiandubh]

Don’t forget Sam’s updated Raya profile which a certain blog has reportedly been in possession of since January and only now posted , and of course its definitely not faked 🙄

Dear Not Faked Anon,

Oh, that Certain Blog. Well then, I shall say only this: the attempt at Android Humor probably failed, the author sounding almost manic, by the end of her long Buttercup Rant. Must have hit a nerve or something.

Yes, I can not only boogie. I can also read: a 'Peaker curated list'. That being said, the speed of the rebuke procured me some great and unexpected amusement: they took the bait and escalated, which is exactly what I wanted to see happening.

Because it is well-known: posts and stories like the Proud Mary one, which prompted Marple to immediately go ballistic, can never be arranged, released when suitable, etc. Of course not - what were we thinking?

Nice try, Mevrouw, but MPC made it clear enough in their dedicated post: it invites the Peakers to add their own choice of music to a playlist originated by the tagged Coach - why tagging only S, anyways? They could have tagged any other coach, all of them or none of them. Also, I thought you peddled for ever the theory of S being all over his own, SS and MPC's socials, all the time, all by himself?

Oh. And now you seem to suggest he's got nothing to do with it. Blimey. That's sudden.

And Raya is all about Real Life, not some cheaply curated (see what I just did, here?) masquerade for the hungry and bored Onlies sect, the Mummies, the Fuckwits and the Casuals. Yup. It's well known. And that 'end of January' orange (?) nail polish is horrible:

But hey, we know you don't stalk him, right?

Right?

A wee reminder for you, Marple. On February 1st, you were writing this, when his nephew visited him in NY, all the while carefully leaving all the other narrative options somewhat open - you never know when it might come in handy, after all:

[moralizing bla-bla follows...]

Color me confused: which one is it, then? 'fun and quality time without any drama' or what you are now sharing with the fandom - in other words, 'fuckation', I believe you call it?

C's sighting in Williamsburg, albeit no pic was offered, must still hit a nerve with you, right?

However, my question for you, Anon is: why do we even care? Let them troll to their (cold, black) heart's content, because they exist only if and when you allow them on your page. Not something I plan to do very often, in the future. I have seen it all. I am done with these people.

[linskywords]

(Hi its me prev anon. Circling back bc this idea has wormed its way inside my head. Sorry for the venti sized rant!)

Toff teaching Will about bondage ("Kibble its way easier than holding him down. Here let me show you.") With the added bonus that having something for Mack to pull against sends him down even quicker. Maybe he shows Will this one knot that tightens when you pull but loosens when you dont (and when Mack finds out Will can literally see the haze in his eyes). Mack has a habit of saying "make me" and Will learns just how fun it is to actually make him do stuff.

Will learns how effective orgasm denial is with Mack. At 18 years old, not being able to get off at least once a day is basically a death sentence (in Mack's mind anyways). Although he definitely needs to be stronger about saying no to Mack. Will would have definitely caved when Mack plastered himself to Will's side, mouthed at his neck, and promised him anything and everything if he would just let Mack grind against him until he came. Thank God Toff was there to yank Mack back by the hair and pin his hips to the wall and say "you'll get nothing until Will decides you deserve it."

Or how he teaches Will how to spank Mack. Its very important, since Mack has a giant ass and likes to act out when he doesnt get enough attention as sure as the sun rises in the east. Will needs to be strategic about this. So Toff takes Mack over his lap (Will is tasked with holding his wrists down while getting a front row seat).

Mack is squirming and kicking his legs (a common problem they have according to Will) but Toff puts a stop to it immediately with three quick swats to Mack's inner thigh and pinches the pink skin until Mack relents.

Toff shows him how to vary his spanks so Mack doesn't know what's coming (the unpredictability also helps sends Mack down). If Will really wants to make an impact, he should focus on the sit spots and upper thighs.

(Will tries his best to take notes and be independent with his domming. But one day when Mack is borderline insufferable and Will just wants to take his nap, he calls Toff in. Mack shows up to optional skate that day with hastily fixed hair and a freshly beaten bottom radiating heat. The guys know by now not to stare or ask questions)

But Toff's biggest point is the aftercare. If the morons are going to mess around, they need to know about aftercare and how to do it well. Plus he can tell Will needs it just as much as Mack. He makes Mack go gather water and protein bars before they do anything. He gives Will recommendations on the best cream to soothe any rope marks and spanked areas.

Even when Toff is demonstrating a spanking on Mack and why bratting will absolutely not be tolerated, he's always directing Will to sit up against the bed so he can deposit a sniveling Mack in his lap. Thankfully Will doesnt need any pointers here. His arms wrap around Mack automatically while he coaxes water at him and he coos sweet nothings at Mack until his cries slow into hiccups and he drifts off.

(Bonus: Toff explaining this all to Cat over dinner one night. Cat makes a joke about the new eye bags Toff seems to have and he replies with "the two rookies are tiring me out." And Cat smirks and says "arent you glad you had a brat like me? Now you can put all that experience to good use")

You know, I think this can stand on its own. :D

[wncestnoir]

don’t know if you’ve answered this before but if there was a specific episode in canon where the wincest ice was officially broken, which episode would it be?

hi anon!! i love this ask actually, i didn't get something like this yet so thank you <3

okay so by “ice being officially broken” i’m assuming you mean like the episode where they finally say fuck it and just get together, and honestly i’ve got a couple answers to that bc it really depends on a bunch of different factors.

like in one version of things i can totally see them getting together after a near death experience—like something huge that shakes them up enough to just cross that line. or even in one of those moments where one of them is about to die, or already has. like i could 100% see it happening before dean’s deal comes due in 3x16, bc at that point what do they even have to lose anymore? or after sam dies in cold oak. or even before sam says yes to lucifer in 5x22—he still has control over his body then, and maybe he just wants to do one thing for him before lucifer takes over and he loses that agency.

but one of my absolute fave versions of this is actually in season 13, right after sam dies in that cave. dean is so wrecked. like devastated in a way that’s so raw and brutal. he’s lost sam so many times and this time it just hits different—he had to watch it happen, and it was violent and sudden and awful. and that’s when he really gets it. this is their life. nothing’s guaranteed. who the fuck cares what they do if it’s on their own terms? that moment of emotional weight, the closeness, the fact that it’s so shameless... ugh. it’s so good. that’s definitely one of my fav scenarios. it just hits. alsooo i could 100% see it going down right after 1x12 too. like that was their first real brush with death, right? their first big “oh shit this is real, we could actually lose each other” moment. sam’s so shaken, like visibly rattled that dean almost died, and it just hits him how close he came to losing him. so he just acts on instinct—grabs dean, kisses him, like hard, and then just kind of freezes, waiting for dean to freak out or push him away or something. just standing there like “okay. that happened. now what.” it’s raw and panicky and full of that early season intensity. like they don’t even know what they are yet, they just feel it and it comes out sideways.

okay but then i can totally see it happening super randomly too, and some of my fave eps for that would be 2x11, 4x14, and 6x12 (or honestly anything post-6x11 tbh). like playthings??? so peak. the vibes are insane. it’s already so loaded with tension and all the themes they’re playing with are like… right there. sam being a lil tipsy—but not enough to make it sketchy, just enough to loosen things up—and dean lowkey freaking out about it anyway, but they both still end up falling into bed like it was always gonna happen. like they didn’t even have a choice. it’s so messy but so right. then you’ve got 4x14 and sam finds out he’s dean’s siren?? like. come on. that would break something in him in the best way. suddenly it’s not just this unspoken thing anymore, it’s real, dean feels it too. and sam just snaps a little, confesses, bc if dean felt it even under some magical influence, it means it’s been there all along. and that’s all he needs. and then 6x12… oh my god. sam has his soul back. after all that time where dean was stuck with like, this hollow version of him. mannequin!sam was there physically but not really there. and now he’s back. his sammy. and dean just can’t take it. the relief, the emotions, the guilt, the need—it all just crashes in and he gives in. fucks everything away because he needs that closeness, needs to feel him again in every possible way. it’s raw. it’s desperate. it’s perfect.

yeah so i could rant about this all day but i'm gonna stop right here and go read some fics now because i'm craving first time wincest. have a good day anon! i hope this answered your question <3

[the-analytical-bostie]

I honestly don’t understand the whole “it’s just a joke”, “that’s how guys talk” like no?

First of all that’s a lame fucking excuse for his behavior. Just because you’re a fan doesn’t mean you have to protect every fucked up thing he says.

Let’s be honest non of us know them personally, we see what’s online and hear what’s said. So pretending like you know them, saying “he’s a good guy” and defending him like you do is embarrassing.

I use to be a fan of Misha. Well, more like I use to respect him as an actor and I enjoyed him in SPN. This year I had the privilege to meet him at a con. I say privilege because I know that many can’t afford to or haven’t had the opportunity.

It was so awkward, he clearly didn’t want to be there. Everything he said during his q&a catered to the audience. It was over all very fake, I still can’t understand how people feed into the stuff he says.

It really put a bad taste in my mouth. I’ve never been his biggest fan, just thought that it would be fun to meet someone, from the tv show the show I’ve loved for years. That being said if I could go back, I’d save my money instead of wasting it.

I’m not saying he wasn’t nice to me, I did have a longer interaction than others that had been in line. But as someone who hasn’t ever been an obsessive fan, I think it might have been easier not feeding into all the crap he says.

People forget that he gets paid to do this stuff. The reason why he’s a fan favorite is because of destiel. So ofc he’s going to milk it, since that’s the only thing he has to talk about.

All the questions were destiel related, he has nothing else to say about the show. Honestly I don’t think he remembers anything that happened in the show, except from all of the scenes where he can confirm that destiel is canon.

Anyway after that con I watched a few videos of other panels online, because Jensen and Jared didn’t attend the one I went to. And I have to say I agree with a lot of the things you’ve posted.

It’s clear that he tries hard to push Jared out of the picture, he forces this idea of being besties with Jensen at cons. It’s always so awkward watching them together. Most of the time Jensen just goes along with stuff Misha says, so he doesn’t have to answer the same questions about destiel being canon or not.

Jensen obviously takes his acting seriously, he played Dean for 15 years. So I don’t get when he says over and over again, that destiel isn’t a thing. That people can’t accept it and move on. I love Dean, but I’m not going to pretend I know him better than Jensen. He WAS Dean. He knows him inside and out.

Then we have Misha that eggs the fans on during these panels. It’s like Jensen tries to answer the question seriously. Then Misha swoops in makes a small joke out of it, like Jensen has no idea what he’s talking about and proceeds to talk over him. Giving them the answer they want to hear.

It even feels like he’s making fun of the fans at times, knowing that they feed into this crap and thinking it’s funny that they do.

Gives me the same vibes of Regina George saying “I love that bracelet where did you get it”. Then going back to the green room and making fun of it.

I mean he’s made fun of the show and fans before, there are literally videos or posts online.

ALSO!!! The whole thing Jensen said about it not being subtext it was clear text, has been so fucking twisted.

This has turned into more of a rant, sorry. But what I mean to say is I agree with a lot of the things you’ve said. I just don’t understand how people can’t see it? It’s so frustrating.

I don’t hate Misha, it just really really fucking bugs me, that people don’t see what he’s doing. I just don’t get that you, like others who point it out get attacked.

People go on and on about how hateful others are, then proceed to bully people online for pointing shit out? Make that make sense.

Hi Anon! Saw your other message, and yeah, I don't blame you there, but you are good, so here we go. Thank you for the message btw. Very refreshing after my last few that's for sure.

I will start by saying that I have never seen a group of people so willing to turn a blind eye to the numerous inappropriate things their fave does/says as the hellers/Misha Stans. Their mantra in life is "oh, it was just a joke". I mean, they have to say it constantly because Misha can't stop being inappropriate. He kinda has to though doesn't he? Otherwise, he couldn't keep them entertained and he'd float on off into obscurity.

Unfortunately, that requires the use of Jared and Jensen's names.

I'll start with Jensen just because I happen to already have a link ready.

So, with Jensen, he's going to play that Destiel/Cockles card as much as he possibly can. Always has, always will. Jensen has always said that Destiel doesn't exist. (Thanks to @Sammyiscat on X for posting this today, just when I needed it!)

Once upon a time, Jensen did do a little fan service and lean into it slightly during JenMish panels. However, he always made it as clear as possible how he really feels. Then the hellers called him homophobic for it. So earlier this year, as you mentioned, he called it "clear text" not subtext. He tried to be as diplomatic as possible. The unfortunate part of being diplomatic is that it allowed the hellers to twist themselves into pretzels making it sound like Jensen said the opposite of what he actually was saying.

What I find the most interesting is that in the last few years, Misha is on his best behavior around Jensen. He only runs his mouth off when Jensen isn't around. Usually when he's at a European con alone. I'd LOVE to know how that transpired. Jensen is also usually in a pretty bad mood leading up to a JenMish panel these days as well. He was surprisingly ok in Charlotte (except for that one damn question). However, let's look back on San Francisco. Remember when he ran from Misha trying to hug him?

That is the definition of an unhappy Jensen....Yet hellers, CANNOT SEE IT! How can they not see that? Anyways...I could go on and on here....

So let's move on to Jared...

Sweet silly Jared. How anyone could be mean to him I'll never know. Something has changed there too. There was a lot more joking from Misha where Jared is concerned once up a time. Now, everything Misha says about his sounds bitter and or malicious.

He loves to point out that Jared was discovered just walking down the street, or that he has no training or that he didn't go to college.

Then there was the airplane story from last month in DC. It was partially true, but heavily embellished to make Jared sound bad, and what happens every time that happens? Tons of hate descends onto Jared online. People telling him to kill himself. Just pure bullying and hate. Misha HAS to know that is what would happen.

Just this past weekend he mocked him: (Ignore the person who tweeted this. You don't want to go down that route)

What an asshole. I mean really. I know, I know hellers, "oh, it's just a joke" right? Let's not start the "you and your friends have no sense of humor" crap again.

As far as con experiences go? I've heard people say many times that they have had negative experiences meeting Misha. Unless you are known to him already he couldn't care less. Been there, done that, can confirm. Like I said in another post, glad I already didn't like him because I sure wouldn't now!

Edited to add another link of Jensen denying Destiel.

[silentlilyy]

didn’t want to start mist discourse but i’m mad. i think this fandom has a rather glaring issue about how they treat female characters in general. so anyways a rant towards a few certain anons who have decided hating on mist is the new hot thing!

Mist Is A Good Character, Actually: Why This Fandom Needs to Treat Female Characters Better

(she likes to pick apples! good for her! …or are those tomatoes?)

i can tell that one of those anons never played the tellius duology simply because in a cutscene in the PROLOGUE mist is literally playing in a field of flowers??? the cutscene with the famous “ ‘bout time!” line from the questionable english dub??? established right off the bat is that she enjoys nature, confirmed by her official art above showing her with a basket of apples! listen i hate being a gatekeeper, the tellius games aren’t the easiest to emulate and physical copies are pricey, but come on. you can’t be sending anon hate when you barely know the characters. i’ve also seen someone talk about how her only trait is being ike’s sister??? what??? okay listen to me for a second. their mom is dead at the start of path of radiance. greil is still alive at this point. mists behaviour is a bit different from how she is in later chapters and in radiant dawn at this point, such as poking fun at ike and boyd. however, once greil dies, she breaks down, and is a lot more attached to ike from then on. she literally follows him into the final black knight fight in path of radiance. SOREN of all people stayed out of it and lord knows he’s with ike all the time. so don’t come at me with this “she’s just ike’s sister 🤓” stuff, she’s scared to lose him after losing both parents before she’s even an adult, because when greil went off to fight by himself, he died!

you also can’t just dictate whether or not a character is good because of a tiny list of what they like. that’s not how it works. mist is not a “mini housewife”, she is a fifteen year old who lost her mother at a young age and is one of two girls in the Greil Mercenaries before Mia joins - it’s pretty clear, to me at least, that that’s probably affected her and who she is as a character. the duality of a fifteen year old girl who enjoys playing in flower fields and teases her brother, but is also one of two girls in a male-dominated mercenary group, stuck doing most of the chores because aside from oscar being a cook, i can’t see people like boyd or gatrie coming in to help with the domestic stuff like sewing!

i would also like to add that i do agree that fire emblem is weird about character ages, but listen. stop getting mad about how she should’ve been ten years old or whatever. that’s not helpful when looking at a character from an analytical angle. use it to ask WHY the creators chose to design her that way or why she acts childish at times. my english teacher once said to us, nothing is by accident in a short story. the author has limited space to tell their story, so everything serves a purpose. why is this relevant? the same philosophy holds here, in my opinion. fire emblem is a series that has a huge cast of characters that all have to share that limited amount of screen time. when taking a look at someone’s character, you can’t just immediately write something off as the designers being silly. so why is mists age 15 when she looks and acts in such a way? to me, the designers wanted to show how she didn’t get the chance to grow up like most girls, raised in a place where she had to learn to take care of herself pretty fast, and she’s trying to hold on to what she has left of her childhood - when she had the time to focus on hobbies aside from domestic ones. this isn’t a knock on greil or titania or the other mercenaries, though; it’s just the nature of having to leave their base quite often, and i think mist had to find comfort in the small things that started off as chores, hence why they’re in her list of liked things.

this whole mist debacle has kinda exposed something within the fire emblem fandom that isn’t talked about much. yes this was only two anons who came after her, but it’s something i find prevalent with other female characters like deirdre. a lot of people don’t take the time to look into female characters and who they are, and write them off as being boring and having no personality. and i don’t think the guys of fire emblem get that same treatment at all. the fact that SHE was singled out in a cast of over 70 playable characters by radiant dawn is just nuts to me. “dragging down tellius”. the same games with a character who’s been called out for being a racist stereotype. and it just makes me angry that this kind of treatment of the girls of fire emblem goes unchecked a lot of the time. hyping up Lyn or whoever is generally perceived as a “good character” doesn’t mean you’re automatically exempt from contributing to fandom misogyny. and the reason i say this is because a lot of these fans don’t really care about taking a deeper look into the women. it’s a surface level glance at them. there’s a reason why micaiah used to be called a mary-sue. they just assume that they won’t be as “well-written” compared to the men. if you want to combat fandom misogyny, you have to uplift all women in the cast, and that includes women you think are uninteresting or bland, because there’s some really interesting stories being told that have been ignored. again taking the tellius fandom as an example: there are so many amazing female characters in the duology, like there’s Jill of course but they genuinely did a great job with so many of the women. lethe, elincia, micaiah, titania, almedha, ena, to name a few. and while yes, they’re generally regarded as good characters, they don’t get the same amount of love the others do - there’s hardly anyone digging into them and their motivations. and it’s criminal.

in conclusion, do better. mist isn’t a bad character. fandom misogyny runs deep, and the only way to fight it is to start appreciating the women of the series as characters, and to give them the same in-depth analyses the men get.

[dazealigner]

hi hi hi

i have a request! could you write julien x reader where julien is obsessed (in a good way) where she only talks about reader in interviews and stuff

pls pls pls

and thank u

hiii anon !!! i’ve actually thought about this thoroughly in the past so i have a couple of hcs stirred up for you ! but i also wanted to say that @itsrorysstuff has also wrote for this same idea awhile ago and did an amazing job at executing it (:

jb talking about her gf in interviews hcs!

(i’ll preface by saying that jb’s girlfriend is a famous singer-songwriter in this scenario, just because interviewers would then ask about their relationship more frequently and i don’t get why julien would talk about her girlfriend excessively if she wasn’t exposed to the public eye like julien is. also to give some background, i’ll say that they discovered each other’s music prior to their romance and met through a mutual friend, lucy or phoebe perhaps)

because you two both listened to each other’s work way before you guys even started talking, julien definitely brought one of your albums up in the Records In My Life interview and even spends some time analyzing it as well before she’s subtly cut off given the time limit and their remaining questions

there’s occasional mentions of you here and there, to which you reciprocate until finally lucy/phoebe unites you two

and man oh man are lucy and phoebe third and fourth-wheeling because the entire night you two are trading ALL of the compliments and the analyses you’ve been itching to share since the moment you both discovered the other’s work

fast forward to julien and singer-songwriter!gf NOT beating the u-haul lesbian allegations, this is where julien really begins to excessively talk about you

philosophical question? she’ll mention your input on the matter. question about a lyric on the record that you helped with? oh boy that interviewer is in for a ride.

and there’s nothing more phoebe and lucy enjoy than teasing julien about you two’s relationship

“After the show in Dallas, me and Lucy went to grab something to eat, and—” “Wait, where was Julien again?” “You know where she was.”

and julien FLUSHES pink not just because the entirety of the camera crew were exchanging confused glances but because she herself knows where she was and more importantly who she was with

anyways you being known for having schemes up your sleeves when it comes to your albums, julien’s now getting asked about your music as well, and she LOVES it because she knows everything about your upcoming albums in secret and she’s now become apart of the scheming and teasing

if you announce a single release and you wanna hint at its title, let’s say you use the single title in your instagram caption, and then julien somehow finds a way to insert it smoothly into something she’s saying in an interview and lucy and phoebe are like “😏😏” cause they’re in the loop too

and then in the nardwuar interview as he’s handing out the most thoughtful gifts, in the back of julien’s mind, all she’s thinking about is how much you’d love those gifts

“Oh my god, me and my girlfriend were just talking about Trio. .” and phoebe and lucy are snickering from beside her as she goes on a rant about what specifically you two were talking about.

when the boys are on the red carpet for GQ Men of the Year and they’re already all rocking hickies and then they get into the conversation of dates when amelia interviews them…..

“What about you? Have you ever been on a date?” “A date? I’ve been on one.” “Recently, too.”

and on top of her remark, lucy’s eyes trail down to julien’s hickey. not that it’s noticeable in that exact moment, but fans inevitably notice

and finally when you do release any projects you’ve been working on, julien is so incredibly vocal on how well-deserved the recognition you receive is and how proud she is of you. she acknowledges every single hour you spent in the studio and its merit outcome.

and, of course, the level of affection julien shows is obviously reciprocated by singer-songwriter!gf

[dootznbootz]

Hello. I honestly don't know how to prep this but uh, why do I feel like MM's Circe had so much potential? Like, MM did the lazy thing that is "making Circe's life a living shit show because that's the only way her actions would be justified" which... Is the annoying thing most modern interpretations do.

One good example would actually be EPIC: The musical. But in EPIC it only works because Circe isn't exactly a vocal point. And Circe having a motive plays into a pretty big theme of the show (Specifically in the song "Monster" where Odysseus is basically just... Contemplating everything)

But when you have 400 paged book, focusing around Circe, you have so much potential to focus more on the godly elements of these people. Someone else has said this before but ama say it too. The Greek gods had REASONS for acting the way they did. Zeus misused his power, that's what a king does. Artemis's wrath was unmatched when you wronged her, that's how nature is. Hades took a young girl from her mother, that's what death does.

And I'd like to add some of my own.

Aphrodite is a completely morally gray character, that's how love can be, it can go againts you sometimes. Dionysus was all over the place, sometimes good sometimes terrible, that's what madness is. Hermes is swift and a trickster because that's what people we deem 'messengers' can be like, via rumours.

When you notice these complexities to the characters, you start to realize. Circe misused her magic on innocent people for entertainment, that's what black/evil magic does. But at the same time, she helped Odysseus. Because even evil magic, or the 'worst possibilities' can be useful sometimes.

I think it is SUCH a missed opportunity MM didn't focus more on this aspect. Because that would've made for such an interesting story an unique story. Most of these modern retellings try to push modern ideologies on ancient works, which doesn't work. No retelling tries to tell these stories in a ancient Greek perspective (which is actually fairly easy you just have to do your research)

And with an author as skilled as MM is, I'm sure she could do it. But honestly, I don't think her writing is good in the perspective of Greek mythology. She could probably do a great modern story but let's face it, that wouldn't get as much money.

A story focusing around a goddess, and what it means to be a divine personification of nature and a concept, not to you but to the humans you exist for.You can really focus a lot on that and it could be such an interesting story.

All of these writers to me just seem like they're exploiting Greek mythology, which bugs me. If miller wanted to tell these stories, she would've told THE stories with her own twist. Not completely change them to the point they lose their charm.

If miller couldn't do that, if she wanted to write a complex feminist character she wouldn't have chosen Circe.

Something I really admire in your work is how you characterize these guys. It's obvious you're extremely passionate. I also love how you give Penelope clear flaws. You don't have to mortify everyone else to make her 'stand out' or to be 'more likable'. I really love your fic and I'm wishing you nothing but success in the future! :D

Anyways, enough about MM's book.

What do you think is one of Penelope's favorite little quirks od Odysseus', like something he does she finds really cute? :)

I hope you find pretty flowers today and get a sweet for free, dear anon. This ask made me so happy as it's like, perfect. As you gave a Circe rant that will be fun to dissect but also gave me a silly lil question for me to feast on and for the balance and the silly and I love it. You also sent it at the perfect time as I was getting a wee bit sad about how women from Greek Mythology get treated by retellings and fandoms. This really cheered me up 🩵

And thank you so much for the sweet compliment! It means so much to me that you love my silly lil guys as I love sharing them! And don't worry I am working on stuff! ;~; I know I'm taking a while but I am!

I'll do the cute stuff Penelope loves about Odysseus :P

(I do have them "mirror" each other a lot with "like-minded" so they often have SOME similar traits in some ways that both find endearing about the other. (both love watching the other brainstorm/think/swindle/winning/etc., both love (and are sometimes annoyed by) their stubbornness.) Stuff like that :D Also in general. Thank you, Anon. You've made me realize I've been going a wee bit too crazy with Penelope and kind of forgot about Odysseus.

1.) This is a past post that goes into it more but she just adores his freckles. She has counted them and memorized them. She's going to kiss every single one. He mostly has them on his face and shoulders but they are peppered a lil everywhere (he gets it from his mama). She uses the freckle pattern he has across his nose as "stars" for her tapestries.

Rando: Hey, that's not how the stars are mapped. Penelope: They're my stars, asshole >:(

She has to do a "recount" when he returns as some of his "stars" are covered by scars now :')

2.) She loves his hair and how well-groomed he usually is. He also is a bit like a cat in how he loves being pampered. (lil post about that) She loves scratching at his scalp and at the tiny hairs that are at the back of the neck. She loves the pretty grays he has when he returns as well :') She really loved how he looked without and with a beard. (It doesn't end up growing too long anyway)

3.) He's very warm. She's not really affected by temperature too much (she's used to freezing rivers and she herself is naturally cold. Her average temperature is colder than the average person. She only really has to worry about "drying up".) she loves his warmth. She wraps herself up in blankets while he's gone despite not really needing them sometimes as...she misses her furnace. (also his snoring) He also wraps himself in her blankets while away but sadly wakes up to them tossed about because he gets too hot. He needs his lil iceblock wife.

4.) She just adores his big laugh. The laughing so hard you cry one. Hearing it was kind of a "...Okay, I wanna hear that again." for her.

5.) He tends to bite his lip. Sometimes it's endearing and hot but he also will often rip at them. She tries to help him with this habit by distracting with kisses...Though with her teeth, it doesn't always help. Fun fact: For their first kiss on the lips, they were so stupid excited that he knicked himself on her teeth. She felt awful but he just kissed her again. It was bloody and bad but they were so happy. His bad habit returns when he's away because he's not getting his kisses 😔

6.) He whistles while he whittles often.

7.) So ancient Greece had yo-yos (probably in Odyssey but I'm getting silly with it)...and Odysseus is a nerd who WILL do tricks with them. (they can be made with wood and string so... odypen lol) He has fun trying to show other people how to do it too. It's a nice fidget. (modern day he would have definitely been that guy with that rubix cube lol)

8.) So Penelope is better at getting more for less, (lowering prices) and Odysseus is better at giving less for more. (selling shit for good things) They both can do it but they have their strengths.

9.) He got big eyebrows and with his weird "face shifting" thing he inherited from Autolycus, he can make a lot of silly faces.

10.) He tends to make sandcastles whenever he waits for her at the banks of rivers.

11.) He's a "heavy stepper" when he's not sneaking. It's not because of his scar. He just likes walking like that. :) Not so much "stompy" but she finds it cute that she knows it's him coming based on the footsteps she hears.

Some things that annoy her >:3

She's incredibly ticklish and he's not so much and he keeps doing it. STOP IT >:(

So she's smaller than him in mine and in general, he loves draping himself across her (he's like a cat remember?). Most of the time she loves that weight as she loves him and he's a warm weighted blanket. Though while she's strong, he'll sometimes be a brat and put so much of his weight on her just to mes with her. (mostly when they're young and dumb. not so much after he returns)

(Not this big of a size difference ofc but you know >:) )

Those are some and I have more rattling around in my head but I wanna finish this ask and I gotta do some shit :')

Thank you again, Anon. This made me happy <3

[strawdool]

Let me tell you Straw, your Modern AU has given me an immense amount of inspiration. At one point I would have liked to write some fanfics around it but it wasn't really in my right to do so, so I didn't. I think I like this AU in particular because in order for Lamb and Narinder to even remotely make it work they have to fight through a ton of issues. I like seeing characters get completely broken by the consequences of their actions and then learn how to fight their own demons. It's also a bit of hit or miss on whether people like this relationship development, but I really like the kind of relationships in fiction where the characters have to really fight for it. It's all well and good to have a story where the characters fall in love instantly and after maybe one calamity or two, they set off in the sunset. But for me, I like the relationships more where you aren't sure where things are going. There's clear signs but the two characters really have to want that relationship to make it work and fight through a lot of problems. It can suck seeing the characters stumble but in the end to me, it's very rewarding that once they have (hopefully) solved said issues, they will probably have a stronger and healthier relationship than most. To me, any kind of foundation that has seen struggle and survived it will always be stronger than one that has never experienced conflict. In other words, a relationship that could survive its issues and find compromise and resolution I think is more likely to last in the end. This is not always the case but in fiction we can force happy endings right? That said though, I have to really wonder if your modern Narinder and Lamb will ever get their act together to actually forge a peaceful and successful life together. I don't know if you have a full story planned out or not but if Narinder has already screwed up to the point of a breakup then there may be no recovery from that. The path forward I see is him finally addressing his problems and trying to turn his life around. As the Lamb, hopefully they can find a life where they're not in threat of the outside world. Maybe the two could eventually reconcile and form a long lasting friendship even if it never fully repairs. I'm just always hoping that characters will learn from their mistakes even though often in real life some people never learn and will constantly do the same horrible things. If I had to say what the most appealing part of your au is, it's the hope aspect. It's the hope that someday Narinder will realize what a trash bucket he is and do something about it. It's the hope that the Lamb can realize their self worth. Maybe it'll end with Narinder, a fully cleaned up man with a plan, formally apologizing to the Lamb for everything he's done and after a cordial conversation he disappears, on to a new life. The Lamb doesn't really know what becomes of him but hopes that he will do some good with his life. Maybe somewhere in the back of their head they'll lament too that Narinder figured things out too late. I don't know, thinking out loud at this point. But hey, this is a very interesting AU and it has sparked far more ideas than just those. So have a good day and I very much look forward to more if you happen to do so.

me when anon goes into a full rant about my au i feel so happy that my au had make you have a lot of inspo <33333

anyway answering your question, Narinder and Lamb spiral after the breakup: lamb bc they were betrayed at their most vulnerable and Narinder trying to justify his bad action with "they deserved it" but deep down knowing he fucked up badly but he doesnt want to accept that and so he doubles down and he gets into a very bad place mentally.

but while Lamb finally opens up to their insecurities and their situations to goat and ratau after all. Narinder had already pushed everyone away; no family, no friends, nothing.

it takes a while until one day Narinder finally comes to the realization how badly he is and starts getting his life together. (i like to say that it all starts with cleaning his apartment lol)

he doesnt contact lamb for a whole year at this point he even got a job and is now reconnecting with his kids, until he remember Lamb and finally accepts that the way he treated them and all the blame the put on them wasnt right.

And so he tries to find them to talk things throught (goes to a point he kinda starts stalking them for a bit) and when he finally gets to them Goat is the one who interrupts him with punching him in the face. but mf doesnt give up which results in him getting his ass beaten many times.

For Lamb and Narinder to finally get on good terms it takes a while, if reconstructing their friendship already took them months, rekindle the romantic relationship its another can of worms that both try to take it slowly and not rush things. Narinder in that he becomes really nervous, afraid to hurt them again and Lamb tries to takes things step by step specially for trusting him again.

[scalding-homestuck-confessions]

The fact that the Homestuck fandom is entirely queer and LGBT gives the work a toxic fanbase. Recent studies link wokeness in general to depressive and hysterical tendencies, lower muscle mass, and even lower physical attractiveness.

It would be worth noting the impossibility of developing anything coherent with that raw material as a co-author. And incidents like June Egbert fans harassing people and calling anyone who questions the idea of making a character trans who never gave any indication of being on that transphobic or massively harassing someone for posting their own fan adventure is something that can only be achieved with such deficient and hypersensitive people.

Hussie is guilty of this and even being ultra inclusive he is not immune to being called racist for saying that John, Dave, Rose and Jade are every race except blacks or other nonsense.

I highly doubt that either the co-authors or Hussie himself want to deliver anything serious and honest. Did anyone ever say that Hussie is just a forty-something who makes a living off what he can get from merchandising?

I love and adore Homestuck despite all its flaws. Just don't think like most people, and my love for these characters makes me see when they irremediably become caricatures of themselves.

Anon has since come out to state that this ask is not bait. I'll keep it anyway because there are people who are genuinely curious about where I stand.

This for real isn't about Homestuck. I think what you saw is a blog that's being critical of the over-policing of fandom diversity and decided to say something.

TL;DR: Not all LGBTQ+ or POC are woke bullies. Not all woke bullies are LGBTQ+ or POC. Homestuck has a radicalization problem. Rant under the cut. Block the shc rant tag if you don't want to see things like this in the future.

I'll be clear with this: I don't care how many people in the fandom do or don't fit under the LGBTQ+ umbrella. That is none of my business. Their gender, sexual proclivities, or lack of either, do not affect me negatively. Them being queer or LGBT or POC or whatever, does not affect me. I don't care about their labels, or what they look like, or how they dress, or which consenting individuals of appropriate age they want to bed.

What I do care about is what they're like as people. Are they overly preachy about shitty beliefs? Are they abusive? Do they have illegal proclivities? Are they trying to incite violence? Are they rude or bully people for the sake of being rude or bullying people? Do they bully others based on a conflict in beliefs? Do they live off being trolls, jackasses, or drama addicts? Do they engage in strawman arguments and use sweeping statements to discredit an entire group without considering that maybe there are some people not within the demographic? These are the people I don't like. Being LGBTQ+ or POC has nothing to do with it, there are terrible people in every demographic in the world. I don't care whether they're conservative, liberal, or moderate. If they're jackasses, they're jackasses. End of story.

I hold no love for Andrew Hussie or any of the writers he's hired over the years to contribute to his franchise. I emotionally checked out of Homestuck when I realized he was never going to take the trolls seriously, and kept reading out of blind hope that it'd get better. Hiveswap is a scam, Friendsim is a consolation prize, Pesterquest isn't real and can't hurt you. Meat and Candy is explicit fanfiction made by horny lunatics who didn't age-gate the hosting site and Beyond Canon is just a mean-spirited parody of the Next Generation genre of fanventures.

Does Homestuck have a particularly loud and preachy woke side? Yes. And it's pretty huge. And it's full of bullies who stan their own headcanons and harass blogs that make zero attempt to interact or respond to them. And I don't care. Because if this blog has taught me anything, it's that the sensible side of this fandom still hasn't died off yet.

[avatar-legends-confessionblog]

Veryyy long rant on TSR discourse

The thing about Zuko in TSR is that Katara's opinions on him really shouldn't bother him. Yeah she was being harsh and cold but she was not jeopardizing his mission. If he was a conniving, inconsiderate asshole he would simply...do nothing about it. And, yes, "i care what she thinks of me" is a selfish motivation. But, to me, there is something so desperately human and genuine about that selfishness. Like the eagerness to stop being the cause someone is hurting and taking initiative for it...even if he was not entirely right in how he went about it.

Zuko is not a well adjusted person. He is just beginning to shred the imperialist prince skin at this point. I think another anon mentioned how he could have continued being a good person instead of planning out a revenge quest, He could have given Katara space and time instead of imposing his "goodness" on her. But I think that speaks of his Fire Nation upbringing where grand gestures are important to prove your worth to others, especially the ones you have angered. It is ironic that he tells Aang how "forgiveness means doing nothing" and then spends the entire episode doing just that...nothing. He is just a map, and, well, Fire Nation military intel repository.

Katara's anger is her own, Zuko doesn't need to fuel it, it has been building up, specifically, throughout season 3. All the while Katara is processing her grief, he is just in the background looking sad, terrified or confused depending on what Katara is doing. He doesn't know her well enough to do anything else, or say anything to her. Yes, he is her hype man as they reach the Raiders base but he doesn't really pat her on the back when she blood bends the officer. He literally looks terrified and shrugs it off. Likewise when she chooses to not kill Yon Rha...he doesn't question her or expresses frustration at not murdering him. not even once. If he was so hell bent on fuelling Katara to take revenge, I think he would have said something here.

I often hear here how Zuko is only thinking about getting forgiveness and not doing what's "best for Katara" but, guys, that is the point. Both Katara and Zuko learn a lot in that journey and I feel you can not appreciate it if you look at it in a "Zuko the only one who got Katara" and "Zuko the complete irredeemable asshole" binary.

People here say how he put it all on Yon Rha to himself get scot free. That is not how imperialist machinery works! Zuko is not just a random Fire Nation defector; he is the ex crown prince of Fire Nation. Organizations like the Southern Raiders work for his family. Yon Rha did not kill kya independently; she was killed on Azulon's orders. Zuko was the poster boy of Fire Nation imperialism, so his atonment has to go beyond what he personally did.

I don't think Katara's anger at him was her projecting her overall anger at Fire Nation. But for someone who is so desperately trying to tell them "Hey guys, I am nothing like those assholes any longer", it might seem that way. Especially since it is Katara who brings her mother up to him because, again, he is the face of Fire Nation oppression to people like her, not just because of his actions, but because of the position of power he has held by the virtue of his birth. This is NOT to absolve him of his personal misdeeds against her, rather to hold an additional sense of accountability for the system of oppression that Fire Nation carries out.

There is a lot more that can be said but I don't think anyone is reading all this anyways. But people need to engage with the Southern Raiders and Zuko's character in it in a slightly better manner. Y'all don't have to exalt him like the shippers you dislike. But mischaracterizations atp are getting insane

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[starryjkoo]

JM: *gets death threats from solos and tkkers*

ARMY: anyways, have y'all read this tkk au?!

But let's here from the "OT7 jkkers" about how "fic writers are necessary 🥺", "not all tkkers are bad", "my best friend is a tkker (and most likely harasses jimin or calls jkk fanservice on her other/private account)" and "if you don't ship tkk or engage with tkk shipping content you hate tae and jk 😡" once again 🎤

sorry for the upcoming coke rant but yeah today was very annoying and I'm sick of it (I’m sure we all are)

anon do you know what’s really funny about that particular discourse right now? Look, I really don’t like singling people out on my account. I also can’t believe I need to clarify this, but I’m very much against harassing and bullying people. If you don’t like someone, block them and move on. It’s never acceptable to harass anyone over any of this fandom stuff.

With that out of the way, I just went back to look at that authors account and it took me literally .5 seconds to find content from a JM/JKK anti on their page now that they’re actively engaging with the tkk creative community lol (tkk art from someone who follows antis & who was just dragging that Jikook Golden Party fanart). I know they are absolutely NOT an anti, but it’s simply impossible to engage with any part of the tkk community without interacting with or helping to platform antis (also nothing on their page about the hate or threats Jimin received a few days ago).

But… according to a big chunk of Jikookers — this person is a pillar of the Jikook community! This person is so important and has done so much for the community because they… have written some popular Jikook fanfiction? Yeahhhhh, respectfully, if you think that way then maybe you need to reorganize your priorities and perhaps question the sort of things we should be valuing as a community. I think it’s fine if you personally value fanwork. In my opinion, if you engage with it you do owe the author something (kudos, comments, respect) but the only thing that should be relevant to the community at large is how someone treats the actual Jimin and Jungkook, not the fanfic versions of them. At least in my opinion anyways.

I’m mainly bringing this up because it’s an example of the overall issue ARMYs have with shipping.

it’s extremely problematic how a large portion of this fandom blatantly prioritizes shipping and ship content over the actual BTS members. You have a whole group of people today who are more outraged and vocal about being told RPF is weird than they are about Jimin receiving literal death threats. That’s beyond messed up.

This fandom has shown time and time again that they absolutely do not have the maturity to handle shipping BTS members responsibly (including just for fun shippers). It shouldn’t be so easy for me to find content from Jimin antis when scrolling the account of an OT7 non-serious tkk shipper, but that’s the reality of the tkk community. That should be unacceptable. Instead you have ARMYs aggressively defending that community simply because they enjoy their content.

I don’t want to get into my whole spiel about non-serious “just for fun” shippers, but a lot of them are just as complicit in creating the current toxic shipping environment as serious ones — yet they feel none of the responsibility. They think they get a pass because they “don’t believe ships are real” when they absolutely contribute to the current state of things. Non-serious shippers make up the following of a lot of those toxic accounts, they continuously engage and help platform toxic shippers, consume and share their content, bring their posts and narratives and edits into OT7 spaces, actively defend their favorite content creators even if they’re toxic. Some of them even believe and help spread toxic shipping narratives (such as recently the “ARMYs” who claimed that BH gave TH a shady edit on AYS). This is an issue with non-serious tkkrs in particular but I’ll be fair and say all shippers can be guilty of this.

Then you have the argument that “it’s just fiction!” as if fiction has zero impact on the way people perceive and feel about real people. I mean, actors literally get harassed and receive death threats because people hate the fictional characters they portray. I’m reminded of that one Breaking Bad actor and how badly she was harassed because people hated her character. There are a LOT of examples of this.

So many fandoms for fictional content have shipping communities that are wildly toxic. They’ve harassed and doxed other shippers, sent death threats to literal showrunners, creators, writers, VA’s, mangakas. It’s also super common to aggressively hate on characters because of ship wars for fictional pairings too. Do ARMYs really believe that fanfiction is going to have zero impact on how our unbelievably immature fandom perceives and treats the BTS members? Anyone else see how ridiculous that assumption is?

This is particularly an issue because of how extraordinarily common it is for tkkrs to portray Jimin as a villain in their work. It’s very clear that a lot of them purposefully create those narratives in their fanwork as a way to project and vent their actual feelings towards Jimin and the vminkook dynamic (to cope w/ their personal misery). I remember seeing a tkkr requesting fics where Jimin was literally in the “home wrecker, other woman” role (can’t remember the exact phrasing, but that was the gist) and boy did they get plenty of recs. It doesn’t matter if it’s “just fiction” when it has actual real life impact on how some shippers perceive and treat the BTS members.

My issue is not with fanwork but with the lack of accountability in this fandom for how they engage with it and their refusal to try and curb the toxic parts of it. If you participate in RPS of any form I personally believe you have an obligation to be mindful of the way you engage with shipping content and the impact said content has on the real people involved. That should always be the number one priority for anyone participating in RPS. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a serious shipper or not. The issue is that ARMYs aren’t doing that at all. Also the “for-fun” shippers think they’re entirely absolved of any responsibility when they’re actually a big part of the problem.

As soon as shipping within the BTS community crossed a certain line ARMYs should have packed it up, stepped back and recalibrated their relationship with shipping. You know that whole “the fun is over thing”? When this fandom showed that it could not handle shipping responsibly it should have been taken away until they took the time to clean things up and reset the narratives. But that never happened because they prioritize the shipping content over the BTS members. They STILL refuse to even have a conversation about the negative impact shipping has on Jimin and the other members, no matter how bad or how scary things get.

Look, I think it’s genuinely fine if someone’s favorite part of fandom is fanwork and they want to focus solely on fun things. I’ve said several times that I fully understand and respect this perspective. I do not think we all need to be internet warriors subjecting ourselves to those chronically online psychopaths for something that we all do in our free time for fun. People come here for a break and an escape from their daily lives. If they want to just enjoy their time in the fandom I totally get that. I don’t think anyone here owes anything to BTS just because they enjoy their music and content. I would never judge anyone for making that decision. I also think that the Jikook creative community is one of the most fun, chill and OT7 spaces in all of the overarching BTS fandom spaces. I understand wanting to defend it and that’s not what I’m complaining about.

My problem is that if you personally don’t want to pay attention to the hate, if you want to bury your head in the sand, if you’re only here to have a good time, maybe don’t turn around and then try to downplay or diminish all the toxicity that comes out of shipping just because you’re feeling defensive and called out and protective over your shipping spaces or tkkr buddies. Maybe don’t derail or hijack the conversation when ARMYs are trying to have a serious discussion about how to curb the frighteningly out of control organized harassment the members (especially Jimin) are receiving because you’re scared of losing your ship content (which has never been at risk to begin with).

I’m tired of the lecturing and the faux intellectual rants about the importance of creative content from this particular group of self-righteous “for-fun” shippers whenever there’s any criticism about the overall negative impact shipping has on the fandom. Most of them are simply just selfish and hiding it under the guise of moral superiority because they can’t admit that they care more about their fanfiction than they care about the extremely negative, real life consequences shipping has had on Jimin, the fandom, the other BTS members.

This dedication to shutting down any conversation about improving the overwhelmingly toxic and rotten shipping landscape is frustrating to say the least. I’m just tired of all these shitty excuses just to protect a status quo they benefit from. No one is trying to take away, ban or censor fanwork. But having a conversation about the impact that all kinds of shipping has had on this community is extremely overdue and important. The people in the shipping community could be an important part of the conversation and actually make a difference in combating things but they don’t want to bother, because most of them actually don’t really care. They just want to make sure to shut the convo down anytime they feel the status quo they benefit from is being threatened and then go back into their holes to ignore all the toxicity that comes out of it.

And circling back to tkkrs real fast. Yeah, the issue is that even their “for-fun” spaces are just absolutely invested with antis. Their literal biggest fanart accounts are antis with hundreds of thousands of followers? The majority of their general fanbases are antis too (with proof). But these accounts are just constantly being protected and shielded under the guise of “protecting fanwork” and “there’s nothing wrong with shipping for fun”.

And sure, maybe there are some non-serious tkkrs out there who don’t hate Jimin — but here’s the thing. I guarantee you that if you go to any of their accounts right now you will quickly find anti content on their pages or in their following lists — even if they’re engaging with it unknowingly. The tkk ship community is so beyond rotten that it’s literally impossible to participate in it without regularly engaging with antis, and that’s just the truth. I don’t know about you, but I’m never going to be cool or comfortable with that or find myself respecting the people who are. If those tkkrs really cared they would be actively taking the effort to try and clean their spaces out but they clearly don’t lol.

I’m really rambling now, sorry. It’s just tiring today to see the way ARMYs rally to protect fanwork but not the actual BTS members. Again, I have nothing against fic. Some of my favorite ARMYs are content creators who genuinely do a lot for the fandom and have clear respect for the BTS members as artists and individuals. But if someone can’t understand why there is a stigma on shipping considering how awful and out of control shippers are then I don’t even know what to say. Then they are just blatantly choosing not to see it because they don’t want it to inconvenience or threaten their personal fandom experience.

When the BTS community has gotten so toxic that Jimin can’t even mention the name of the person he’s enlisted with without receiving literal death threats, don’t you think that something major needs to be done about it, that it’s deserving of a conversation from every part of the shipping community including “non-serious” shippers? Idk man 🫠 clearly nothing is going to change at this point but I’m definitely at least going to continue hard judging people and being bitchy about it.

Tbh I hope ARMYs never get to freely enjoy shipping in their main fandom spaces ever again unless they actually wake up and start trying to fix things. If they can be complicit in making the experience of everyone who loves Jimin shitty because of their addiction to tkk porn and their passivity to the hate he receives, then I will sit back and passively watch solos drag the shit out of them whenever they’re caught talking about the “captain jeon” AU (unless they’re dragging the members which I am obviously not cool with). I hope those particular ARMYs never know peace honestly. Because if I can’t enjoy Jimin weverse spam or a single Jikook interaction without dealing with psychopaths harassing him then I want the ARMYs responsible for the rotten state of this fandom to be miserable too tbh (but not the good ARMYs who do genuinely care). And that’s my toxic trait.

[13leaguestories]

Hey, so I played Under Her Heart again because while I can and will wait for the rewrite, my stupid brain and dark heart is missing Syd badly. Anyway, I have a little question about the ending. Is that how Syd really feels about "love" or is that just, hmmm, I don't know how to word it better--sorry I'm more Swedish than English--but, it is canon of her or is it just made up? Does that make sense? Also, I was going to give my Roe my first name but it just sounded funny, Thor Roe. Well, I do thoroughly love all your work Tierra, proud to be supporting you (;

No, it's not made up. The way she words it in the story is pretty spot on to her thoughts about it though I may "update" the wording since I have a better understanding of Syd's viewpoint.

To try and write it out here.

DISCLAIMER: Syd is aro, periodt. Not all aro's feel the same, describe their feelings towards romance the same, and just because someone is aro doesn't mean they'll never make meaningful connections. That's like saying all asexuals don't have sex. It's 2024, update yourself.

But Syd has been aro from the start but she believes and is not entirely wrong that her childhood is why she feels that way. The trauma and that toxic kind of love has infected her way of thinking but she has already gone through the work of understanding that what she had wasn't love. She BELIEVES she hasn't due to still not liking romance and everything that comes with it.

If you want Syd to drop down and declare her love for you and to remind you everyday that she's going to love and cherish you then it's not going to happen. That's not Syd. Syd adores Roe and will be by their side but she's not about to scream her love from the mountaintops, nor will she always respond well to a Roe that does the same. It is also true that the way she treats Roe save for her sexual actions, are also how she will treat a Roe that's a close friend. If that's not what you want then cool, there are other LI's who will do it. Not her.

Also this is not directed at you anon I just see so many people who kinda out themselves as questionable towards aro people through how they treated Syd when they found out and I'm giving them the side eye. Like she's some heartless monster all of a sudden cos she won't say "I fucking love you." There's nothing wrong with liking romance, but don't judge others for not feeling the same about it.

Happy fucking pride month to all my fellow aro's.

Rant over lol. But thank you Anon for sending this in and thank you for your support!

[wncestnoir]

Hi dear,

What are your favourite spn episodes/wincest moments?

Have a nice day❣️

oh, thank you so much for this ask, anon! i was waiting for someone to ask this question so i could rant <333

for my favourite spn episodes i'm going to go by seasons - season 1: 1x14/1x15 ; season 2 - 2x05/2x09/2x10/2x11/2x14/2x15/2x19/2x21/2x22 ; season 3 - 3x03/3x08/3x11/3x16 ; season 4 - 4x01/4x06/4x13/4x14/4x17/4x18 ; season 5 - 5x11/5x14/5x22 ; season 6 - 6x15 ; season 7 - 7x08 ; season 8 - 8x21/8x23 ; season 9 - 9x01/9x23 ; season 10 - 10x05 ; season 11 - 11x17/11x20 ; season 12 - 12x11 ; season 14 - 14x12 ; season 15 - 15x20

as you can probably tell, i do have a favorite season—season 2 supremacy, hello??—and then there’s season 13… no favorites, no feelings, but anyway-

when it comes to my favorite episodes of all time, “all hell breaks loose” part 1 and 2 are the ones. like for me, they’re not even two separate episodes—they’re one giant emotionally devastating masterpiece. i hold them so close to my heart it’s honestly a little embarrassing. those episodes were the tipping point. the moment everything changed. i finished them and immediately fell headfirst into supernatural hell—no looking back, just full spiraling. that’s when it stopped being casual. that’s when i became completely unhinged about it. and, of course, it was also the exact point where the wincest brainrot kicked in and never left.

but beyond the personal spiral, there’s just something about those eps—the vibes. the aesthetics. the emotional weight. the desperation, the love, the sacrifice. dean making that deal? sam dying in his arms?? the grief, the rage, the everything??? it’s peak supernatural. it’s the show firing on every cylinder. they’ll always be my favorite for so many reasons—some normal, most of them unhinged—and i wouldn’t have it any other way.

favorite wincest moments?? oh i have many. a curated collection, even. first of all—playthings. i mean. come on. that scene is just… obscene. the energy?? the proximity?? like it’s so on the nose it might as well be slapping us across the face. they really said “subtlety? never heard of her.” it’s the blueprint. then there’s croatoan (2x09) which is just so much. dean choosing to stay and die with sam?? sam crying, begging him to leave?? the absolute tenderness in all of it??? it's romantic apocalypse-core and i will never shut up about it. and obviously 4x14... dean’s siren being sam is so canonically insane it doesn't even need commentary anymore. it’s like the holy grail of “they’re literally (probably) in love” evidence. peak wincest. the crown jewel. nothing else could ever compare.

now for the underrated gems that live in my mind rent-free: 3x07 (fresh blood) — sam telling dean “i know you better than anyone else in the entire world.” okay soulmate?? okay person who sees dean more clearly than anyone ever could??? it’s so intimate and sad and full of love. 7x02 — that moment when dean pulls sam back from his lucifer hallucinations with nothing but his voice?? his touch??? pure “anchor to reality” trope and it gets me every time. like dean is sam’s safe place and has been for years. 8x19 — that hug after sam comes back from purgatory?? the way dean holds onto him like he’s afraid he’ll disappear again?? the relief and need in that touch?? i’m weak. 10x14 — don’t even get me started. dean collapsing into sam’s arms, like physically folding into him, just seeking comfort, no walls up, no macho bullshit. just raw vulnerability and trust. it’s so soft and so them. i tear up just thinking about it.

anyway. wincest is written into every corner of the show, and moments like these are why it exists in the first place. no one can deny the chemistry, the subtext. it's there. plain and simple.

hope this answers your question anon, i hope you have a good day as well <3

[itsnotablogsblog]

NOAH CONTROVERSY JUST GOT WORSE - FANS EXPOSE SECRETS - RUMORS OF JORDAN AND POPPY DATING BUT NOT NOAH

Well uh. I see things are going a bit differently.

Hello, and welcome back to another tea rant.

Today we will delve into this topic of anons exposing secrets about “Noah’s Lifestyle” or should I say “Hate blogs”

Now don’t come at me because I know these things. I just scroll on Twitter and find spicy tea to tell you all.

Let’s get started :D

FANS EXPOSE TEA BLOG

So for starters. The crap you put online is actually hilarious.

But anyways.

What I don’t get is that many of you seem to have this “obsession” when it comes to Noah.

Why do tea blogs expose these types of secrets? From stating that Noah is “dating poppy”

Even if you do claim you’re actual “fans” why do you have tea blogs stating the opposite? You shit talk about anything when it comes to Noah’s personal life.

Heck even stating to other people that they’re “fans” for disagreeing or “disrespecting” Noah as a person???

It’s actually insane.

You guys are way too obsessed with Noah and it shows.

Even knowing Noah’s life, to knowing what he does and what he doesn’t do.

Well it sure seems like you guys are really hating on this guy, and to say that he’s ugly?

You do realize he’s 29 years old right?

But anyways I think you guys need to chill out and stop spreading misinformation just because he has his own personal life going on.

Even if these anons spread and talk about how Noah is and how Noah acts is ridiculous. It just feels very invasive you know?

But anyways, I’m just here to spill the tea and the drama.

NOAH SEEN HOLDING POPPYS DRESS?? Leading fans to be angry and upset

This leads to my next topic about a fan who recorded Noah at Jimmy Kimmel yesterday.

A lot of that went to Twitter.

To say the reactions of how these fans tweeted out was a lot.

The more I learn about this fandom, the more I see how people take it.

I think it’s more than just obsession over one singer who is in his prime 20’s looks like a hot model and sings very seductively.

I think you guys have it over your heads to be fair.

Why do you want to know about Noah’s life? Why do you guys obsess over him?

You know how invasive and toxic that is to know someone’s personal life? It’s crazy.

The thing that bothers me most though the continuity of poppy “being” in Noah’s life.

DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS ALL JUST A PR STUNT AND NOTHING ELSE FOR GOD SAKES??? NONE OF THIS IS REAL

And here’s The proof

Jordan Fish and Poppy but no NOAH.

Noah’s no where near poppy

This actually makes my heart content

But Jordan Fish hahaha

Prepare yourselves because the drama between anons and bad omens twitter are just beginning

To be fair there’s a lot of tea blogs/hate blogs on tumblr that I am aware of.

It makes me think that you guys just want attention just for wanting to know a certain person. Let me be real for you.

He will never know who you are. Noah doesn’t talk to fans. I don’t think it’s our business to know Noah personally.

We only know what he put online.

Yeah I get it the parasocial thing is obviously annoying.

But do you obviously know that you guys have an unhealthy obsession over Noah Sebastian? A grown man who gets to do the fuck he wants whenever he wants?

It’s obvious we will never know the real Noah. We are all delulu and very romanticized by his persona and public image.

FANS HATING ON NOAH

My only question about this issue is that it started with Poppy.

Noah isn’t ugly.

Poppy is an issue.

Jordan Fish…well I think there might be something there with Poppy.

As of now, since I am just learning about if Jordan is actually dating Poppy, then things might change around.

Something is definitely going on with Poppy. But what though?

In the meantime, this is all Fuckery.

I feel like the issue surrounding Poppy is because she’s a well known person. Which in this case makes me think that she just agrees to everything surrounding projects in the industry.

Let’s start with

EVERYONE IS FOCUSING ON BAD OMENS

Even though, this controversy has lead to Noah being involved with poppy, yes this is all PR.

I think I’m seeing a bigger picture, where not only she has collaborated with Knocked Loose, but she also has collaborated with other bands such as

Avenged Fold, Thirty Seconds to Mars, and more recently SpiritBox

The big question to this is that In this particular fandom fans are way too focused on Noah’s personal life, and how they see poppy as an invasive species that just leaches onto you and sucks the life right out.

I feel as if no one in this fandom enjoys how bad omens collaborated with Poppy or as the anons call “Floppy”

I’m not really surprised.

The issue is definitely that fans are being too focused on Bad Omens.

I think we created an issue that’s been happening since they dropped Violence Against Nature. So much so that we made a small circle in playing “grab the chicken before the chicken runs loose”

Have you guys ever thought about taking a break? I mean all of this sounds mentally draining.

OTHER BANDS WANT TO COLLABORATE

I think Sumerian has something up their sleeve that they’re not telling the audience. Maybe this is all a plan.

But with other bands trying to collaborate with Poppy it seems like Sumerian has something between Poppy and the label.

My only concern or question to this is why have they put Poppy in front of Bad Omens?

WHAT WAS NOAH DOING ON JIMMY KIMMEL?

As you saw, Noah was backstage holding some kind of garment on a hanger.

But what exactly was he doing there to begin with?

It wasn’t for Poppy.

But this also leads to where the other three band members were during this. There was no sign of Ruffilo, no sign of folio or Jolly. Including Matt Dierkes.

Where were they?

We only saw Noah talk to some people, but where was he going?

Also what was Jordan doing at the show??

Let me know your thoughts 💭

I will be updating this as it goes on