#And I don't blame u. They are fun af :'3

[lowkeyclueless5137]

uhhh Barbie Video Game Hero with BOTH Shroud brothers aka Idia and Ortho as our main protagonists :D

I just woke up to see annons are back in the inbox???? Did u wake up my cat??? /j

Welcome back! :D

Or if you are new-new, welcome to this mess of a blog! Hope you have fun :3

Anyhow, fun fact, I tried to find it on wiki to refresh my memory of the movie. Instead I found that the movie itself is getting played on a TV channel in like 2 days. :v

But we ain't waiting 2 days for that >:v

I knew that it was on Netflix, but no, it isn't anymore, which is a bummer. :'3

But! Enough history and all that bazzaz! Let's get on with our story :D

So, let's imagine a semi-normal world. Like there's still a bit of magic around, not very popular, but you get the idea.

In here, Idia is in college, freelancing in a robotics job he doesn't really have a lot of worries for future, since he will inherit his parent's positions, so that would explain why he was getting so worked up upon some more program bug.

A thing to note in here is that Idia isn't as good at programming. Instead, his brother, Ortho(who's alive in here), is the brains that can program. Idia is the robotics genius and Ortho is the programing genius. Hence why Idia found it a bit awkward to go and ask his high-school little brother for advice. :'3

Still, Ortho did fix the bug in itself. Then, he presents Idia with a 2-player video-game as a sort of reward. He cleared the bug, so now he demands as a prize that Idia will play with him a few rounds. Idia accepted, totally not because he wanted an excuse for a break :'3

Cue the game acting wierd af. The 2 brothers think it's some sort of error, but that proves to be futile when the game sucks both of them in.

So there are 3 very important things to address:

1. They both look very pretty

2. They are stuck in the game so that's a problem

3. There's a cotton candy world map, can you eat those?

They also meet cloudy(I believe this wasn't the name, but we'll stick with it :'3) who is the game's tutorial and the lil guy who gives tips. And cloudy does explain to the 2 that he needed them to come here and fix the virus problem. Seeing Idia as the older one, Cloudy grants him access to the program behind the game.

Idia, naturally, is taken aback by this responsibility, but he can't really voice his own opinion that the virus finds them and they have to exit this minigame.

They meet Cater and Kalim, the minigame's bot characters. They are friendly guys who tag along so they won't be destroyed by the virus.

Then there's your candy crush level, followed by meeting Adeuce in another race level. They do argue a lot. :'3

They reach the next minigame, basically knock-off Minecraft. :'3

In here they meet sweet lil Sebek, who just wants to build a house and vibe. Unfortunately, the viruses do reach in here too and Sebek is forced to join our unlikely group in escaping.

All throughout that, Idia does crack under pressure and is unable to properly I put commands. Cloudy does ask about it and Idia says that Ortho is much more suited for the job than him. But he can't actually pass the programming rights to him. They were stuck with Idia.

For the last minigame, this time there's an actual plan. Ortho is the one calling the shots and Idia is using the commands accordingly. Cater, Kalim, Adeuce and Sebek are also down to help in any way they can. :v

They do manage to defeat the virus via a just dance competition! Yay! :D

And that also ends with Idia and Ortho getting thrown back in the real world. Naturally, the 2 hug since they are finally out, before Idia does ask Ortho where he got the game itself (it was a console game).

Ortho, bashfully admits that he found it for cheap in a thrift store. It sounded cheesy and the description gave him the impression that it could've been a fun little pass time. He tried googling it for reviews, but nothing popped out.

Still, the 2 keep the magic game, sometimes getting sucked in to properly play when they need a break. :3

It's short, I know, but the movie it was also pretty shortish as well. It's around a hour and 12 mins. :v

But I did try to squeeze out everything I could :'3

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i haven’t played the quest but i’m very curious why you’d think it sucks ass (will read ur reply after i play it if u do respond. no pressure!)

honestly i can't even pinpoint a specific thing for me it was just that the overall execution was really bad? or unpolished. it felt like reading/playing through a rough draft/bullet point summary of something that could have been good if executed with more care and given like at least 2 or 3 acts to actually flesh itself out. like i actually liked the start of it but then the story really started speedrunning out of nowhere.

i am genuinely undecided if the story itself was truly "bad" bc it's different from the bad i felt with natlan's aq/everyone loves mavuika shit. there were several points with a lot of potential/interest but they just glossed over everything, which is like. the exact opposite of what people were hoping for out of this story. but those potentially good points might only be there bc of the literal YEARS of lore to build up to this point. so to see it be glazed over and "resolved" in such a half hearted way makes it feel almost insulting lol.

more specific spoilerly things under the cut

evil durin not actually getting to resurrect and at best do some goofy villain mimic murder framing shit was such a cop out. i want to SEE the evil dragon damn it and clearly now we never will!!!!

the resolution with mini durin in general just felt like such a cop out ending it COULD have been good if that entire part was fleshed out more, but little dude just showed up at the end and said yeah let's do this!!!!!!!

I also feel like evil durin wasn't really given like. a chance? he was described as an angry child and then completely waved off as a completely evil entity that must die/fuse with mini "good" durin. I feel like previous arcs gave him a lot more nuance (ESPECIALLY from subject 2 parallels and simulanka/mini durin's entire existence) that was just ignored so we could have a clear bad guy to blame everything on

actually ties in with my above point about never getting to see the evil dragon. I feel like we never truly confront durin which kind of felt like. should have been the Big Thing that happens in albedo's story but nah

they really bamboozled us with the trailer lol it painted a compleeeeeetely different picture from what actually ended up happening like all those bad ass scenes with albedo looking all menacing and shit? tame af and a completely different context in the actual quest

i wouldn't have hated the "reveal" that the whole murder set up was actually a long term plan to lure out evil durin if it was revealed more subtly... and maybe if so many people weren't actually in on it/figured it out... i was actually enjoying the quest up until the fake herta scene and then it just went into a dump of "no yeah we expected this" and then speedran the rest like. okay? glad everything went according to your perfect plan albedo

mondstadt invasion sequence felt so poorly implemented and animated lol but it could have been good if it was even half of what the natlan invasion sequence was like (genuinely the only thing natlan did well). like damn give it at least one proper cutscene that actually makes it look like the city is being invaded

I did like the idea of rotating through the different playable characters defending the city but again implemented so poorly i did not feel any urgency with it. also please never make me play an amber/mika duo ever again

also didn't help that they spent pretty much the entire invasion info dumping the main lore points that led up to this situation like please show don't tell

venti felt somewhat. out of character? in a way that rubbed me the wrong way. like he was too involved. made a lot of things too convenient. or like. it's a bit too common knowledge now that he's barbatos? not exactly sure what it was but I actually did not enjoy venti's presence for once

i liked the hexenzirkel trials bit and that boss fight is fun but it felt like we spent 5 seconds there. there should have at least been a domain leading up to the boss

also spent like 5 seconds speedrunning the resolution with mini durin like okay.......... sure.............. #alchemyYay

honestly everything that happened after the fake herta scene felt like a blur of a nothingburger that also somehow had a lot of lore in it but all the interesting parts of that lore happened off screen so it's really nothing

could literally hear someone yelling in the background of this quest going "OKAYYYY WRAP IT UP MOVE IT ALONG WE GOT OTHER SHIT TO DO"

stop dropping interesting one-liners of lore at the end of quests!!! what do you MEAN rhinedottir ate the ruler of life!!!!!

[thebrookesnook]

Now that both torso studies are officially completed, time to yap about it >:)

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QnA Time

"I really like the variety in the body types!"

Thanks! But that's mostly thanks to what Nii-sensei already gave us in their character designs. Since I already talked about Shitara's dad bod, heres my thought process for the others:

I knew I wanted to draw Togame as boxy/rectangular (Ales said he was built like a tank and I agree) and his build in canon speaks for itself.

Umemiya's shape is trapezoidal and his arms are built af because that man is a gardener, nothing more to be said.

Takiishi's arms are quite muscular in the manga but his torso's pretty lithe so I mostly referenced male ballerina dancers.

Shizuka has an hourglass shape with some of her ribs showing with her arms being thin as she came from the same place as Gravel so she'd likely be malnourished as a child (her height—151 cm fyi—just adds to that).

I gave Kotoha a tubular shape with some toned arms since shes a cook and does groceries by herself so she's bound to have some meat on her arms (also I fully believe she can knock someone's teeth in).

Drawing Tsubakino with a muscular back that I see in some of the bulkier male ballerinas was a highlight for me, they also have trapezoidal body type that Nii-sensei draws them in.

And then there's Endo, its not clear cuz of the pose but his shape is an inverted triangle.

"Why aren't the abs more prominent?"

To preface, I absolutely love fanart that do more defined muscles and the like (most of my references def had those and also i follow artists who do). But personally, I wanted to go for the relaxed/"usable" abs type of look that athletes or blue-collared workers in rest usually have—so it was me being (somewhat!!) realistic. There was this one post on here that talked about how Roman paintings portrayed the ideal (at the time) nude men with like their rolls & stuff which I absolutely adored and has stuck with me ever since but I don't think I did a good job in conveying that in the studies tho 😔. I'll work on that on my own time.

"Why no boob showing for the girls but only for the guys >:(?"

Trust me, I was going to originally (I have a version without their tops but no render) but then Endo snuck in so I went yeah I'll just give them my bras (wow tmi bra reveal sksks). If you must know, I gave Shizuka an A cup and Kotoha a B-leaning-C cup. I was also planning on making another version for Tsubakino (a transfem with breast aguementation scars vers.) u know?? But I got tired from drawing Endo's tats so blame Endo twice if you wanted both of those things.

"You said something about body hair?"

YES! So the happy trails right? Takiishi doesn't have one because I hc him as not really producing a lot of body hair so no happy trail or armpit hair. Togame too doesn't have armpit hair either because I'd imagine he shaves if he's a frequent onsen goer. Also Japanese men don't usually produce a lot of body hair, genetics u know but when they do they look *chef's kisses*. I'm (respectfully) thinking of you TsudaKen 🫶🫵

The others definitely do have, but I'd like to think Ume had his waxed by Tsubaki (aka one of the darlings who helped give us his iconic hairdo) one time and they just kept going u know? (Read: Hiragi was probs laughing in the bkgd while Ume was in pain the first time). I kept his happy trail for his fans tho <3.

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Silly Thoughts:

The torso studies was super fun to experiment with some canon characteristics and just go crazy with my headcanons!! Not as crazy as I wanted but oh well,,

While making that reaction vid of how drawing endo was like, Ales said that putting togame after endo made the latter look like a twink and I couldn't stop wheezing for a good hour 😭.

Next art study will probably be on dynamic poses so lots of action poses which will definitely be fun since me and dynamic posing hang out on the weekends, but i'll do that when break comes around and maybe after Furin Trio week 🤔🤔.

[mazeinthemiroh]

is it too soon to make another request?? idk but i have another idea. can u do an ateez reaction to the guys dating someone whose personality is like another the one of the members, not sure if i worded it correctly but i’ll give an example. so hongjoongs s/o is similar to wooyoung in terms of being a chatterbox and the other members just make fun of him for it or something like that.

idk sorry if it’s so specific or if it’s confusing but to be completely honest my brain isn’t working after i read what u wrote hehe <333

ateez dating someone with a similar personality to another member

genre: fluff, angst, crack, literally everything bruh

word count: 1.1k

warnings: emotional whiplash if you read all of them in one go lmao

author's notes: a brief run down that no one asked for: wooyoung's is ANGSTY, yunho is jealous (and hot), hongjoong is clueless, mingi's one is subtle and cute af, etc etc etc just have fun with it idk???? love yall <;3

hongjoong

"and then he said to me 'well at least i can actually dress myself properly' like?? my style is sooooo much better than his so for him to have the audacity to say that is-"

you rambled on loudly to your boyfriend as he listened to you with immense interest. it didn't matter how loud you were or how much you had to say, he was captivated by your stories, finding the way you express yourself funny and endearing.

"they remind me of someone," seonghwa mused to san as they both watched you both from the kitchen. "wooyoung?" san questioned before nodding at seonghwa, " oh yes, absolutely."

they heard your explosive laughter sound in reply to something hongjoong said and started laughing too. "should we tell him?" san asked seonghwa, clearly amused by the realisation they had made.

"no," seonghwa shook his head with a smile, "he'd go crazy."

seonghwa

you were known for being blunt and sarcastic when it came to your humour, which honestly confused seonghwa immensely especially in the early part of your relationship; he couldn't tell when you were being serious or joking.

it was only when he observed you and yeosang together did he realised that you had an extremely similar sense of humour to him.

"hey, is this drink for me?" seonghwa pointed to a cup of coffee on the counter. "no, it's for the dog," you said nonchalantly, not thinking too much about what you were saying. seonghwa blinked, "we don't have a dog."

yeosang snorted at seonghwa's reaction and patted him on the back, "i think they were just joking." to this, he laughed sheepishly, "yeah, haha i knew that, obviously..."

yunho

"wow," wooyoung remarked as he watched you dance, "your dance style is so similar to mingi's."

your boyfriend, yunho, had invited you to hang with the other members in their dance studio. you'd been interested in dance for a while now and knew a thing or two about how to move.

"mingi, go next to them and both of you do the same move," wooyoung ordered, suddenly very intrigued with the situation. both you and mingi seemed to add the same unique style, the same sort of flare to the move. yunho watched on, and he couldn't help but be jealous.

mingi watched both of your reflections and saw what wooyoung was talking about, "he's right you know," he smiled at you, "maybe we should make a duet together."

"if there's anyone y/n's going to be doing a duet with," yunho interrupted mingi and glared playfully, before wrapping a possessive arm around your waist, "shouldn't it be with her boyfriend?"

yeosang

yeosang laughed hysterically at your bold claim.

"y/n," yeosang snickered, "there is no way you could defeat me in an arm wrestle. and i mean that in the nicest way possible."

yeosang was very confident in his abilities, and you couldn't blame him. he was going to the gym more often and especially focusing on building muscle in his arms. and you were just as impressed as he was with his results.

but he was very quickly humbled.

when it came to the actual arm wrestle challenge, his confidence shrank as you very quickly beat him. his eyes grew wide in awe and confusion whilst you stayed silent and grinned in response.

"what the-" he whispered, not believing the situation. "have you been getting tips from jongho?"

san

san found a lot of positives in the fact that your personality was quite similar to his roommate, yunho's personality. but there were a few things that he didn't perhaps like.

"come on guys," he whined, "that's literally the 5th game we've lost. neither of you are trying."

because you liked playing video games too, san invited you to play with him and yunho. which backfired, tremendously.

you and yunho were definitely not taking the game seriously at all. both of you were in a state of delirium by how much you were laughing at your ridiculously bad and chaotic playing.

"we're just playing sannie~" you said cutely and gave him a little smooch on the cheek after seeing his pout grow. your competitive boyfriend was not impressed!

mingi

"do you really need to sleep with all these plushies?"

mingi laughed as he stared at your bed covered in different variations of plush toys and cuddly animals, alike.

"i have to hug something when i sleep, okay?" you confessed rather shyly, as you grabbed a blue dinosaur plush and held it to your chest. what you said reminded him of san, who had the same issue. he too said he felt more comfortable sleeping this way.

"well," mingi grabbed the plush toy from out of your hands and wrapped your arms around his waist, "now you have me to hug while you sleep." he grinned and kissed your cheek. "and i'm much bigger than a plushie! there's more of me to love~"

you giggled at his reply as your grip tightened around him, feeling very much loved.

wooyoung

"i'm pretty sure you have every david bowie album ever to be released, y/n. your collection is incredible."

hongjoong was flicking through your cd collection, clearly engrossed with delight. you and hongjoong had the same taste in music and a shared interest in pop icons and culture. this was something your boyfriend, wooyoung, did not share with you, and he was starting to get insecure about it.

he watched on with arms folded as he sunk back into the couch. there was nothing he could contribute to the conversation, and he started to feel left out.

"i'm going to head home," wooyoung called out, grabbing his coat and heading for the door. "why," you began to feel worried that you and hongjoong had neglected him from the conversation.

"no reason," he responded bluntly, "i'm sure you'll have fun without me."

jongho

as the maknae, jongho was simply used to being pampered and taken care of by the other members, especially by seonghwa. and not by choice. jongho is actually a very independent person who likes others relying on him, instead of the other way around.

but when it came to you, he didn't mind at all.

"have you got your lunch?" you asked as jongho was getting ready to leave. "yep," he smiled, patting his bag where his lunch. you went over to him to adjust his tie for him. meanwhile, seonghwa watched on, quite appalled and offended.

"hey! you don't like it when i help you with stuff," seonghwa complained accusingly at jongho, who didn't even look in his direction.

"yeah it's because you're annoying when you do it," jongho teased his older friend before giving you a kiss on the cheek as a thank you.

[2ynjns]

enhypen's s/o babying them headcanon

pairings: ot7 x gn!reader

word count:

notes: fluff! profanity..

request states “enhypen reaction to their s/o babying them"

heeseung

confused

huh (•ิ_•ิ)?

flustered

what

"heeddeungie~ come here my litol baby!"

you run towards him and hugs him

dont lie heeseung we know you like it stop acting up

"did-- did you just call me--"

"you don't like it?" (╯︵╰,)

"no no! i do like it!"

next think you know he's smiling like a idiot

he likes it

no

he LOVES IT

he lays on your chest and you start rubbing and playing with his hair and whisper sweet nothings

MF IS GIGGLY AF JJRFJFBHFCBFH

im going crazy

he loves you for that

his guilty pleasure is being babied

jay

hear me out

he doesnt hate it

he actually do like it

but you do too much

you alWAYS BABY HIM inFRONT OF THE MEMBERS

"did my baby had a bad day? ⊂(･ω･*⊂)"

you waddles towards him and pats his head and cups his face

"hey uhm,,, not in front of the members...."

(｡•́︿•̀｡) "i thought you like being babied?"

leans towards you

"yes, i do but.. not in front of the members..."

he comes of as that more domestic, cool boyfriend in public

but a little prick in private jdfbfhbhdf

moments later when youre alone, you still feel a little sad that jay is ashamed of getting babied in front of the members

so youre sitting at the corner with your phone

jay slides towards you and puts your hard on his cheeks

"can you... baby me now... sorry for how i acted earlier..."

jake

another giggly mf

"jakey~~~"

GIGGLES

SO MANY GIGGLES

he's cute how can you even blame him

loves back rubs

you would hug him, or sit next to him he expects back rubs

whether its rubs or just circles, he loves it

shamelessly ashamed

doesnt mind being babied in front of members AS LONG AS the members does not tease him

"okay you little shits, if i hear any of you making fun of how i baby jake, yall are gonna meet my fist, respectfully" ((╬◣﹏◢))

so the members dont say anything

dont worry you mean it but they're used to with you.

loves when you cuddle him

NAURRR

imagine big spooning jake

im devastated </3

sunghoon

another in denial boy

stays quiet

would let you do your thing and baby him

slight smile outside

GIGGLY INSIDE

GIGGLY 2.0

his favorite thing you do is the way you look at him and the way you compliment him

"youre improving so much!"

"youre stage presence was good to begin with, but today was extravagant!"

"your visuals... i love you so much."

one time you just couldnt hold it in

you squished his cheeks

in front of

the members

and the staffs

AND

SUNGHOON (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

MF GOT SO SMILEY AND GIGGLY HE WENT TOMATO RED

so cute </3

still denial of it

sunoo

the shameless mf

you dont baby him

HE ASKS YOU TO BABY HIM

"aaaaannnggg~ just pat my head please!"

"im craving for attention."

"i want affection"

"hug me"

"if you don't look at me right now my cheeks are gonna be sad."

STOP IT SUNOO

WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO RESIST AND THE NEXT THING U KNOW YOUR CHEEKS DEFLATES

anyways

"sunoo stop it, im busy"

but once you baby him, he gets genuinely happy

his love language is quality time and to him a way to express love is by actually interacting and affection

so he loves if so much

"you wuv me right" (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ‥…━━━★

"sigh,,, yes my ddeonu i wuv you bery much."

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

jungwon

confused 2.0

he likes it too

goes along with your antics

you would pull him toward you and he would lay on your lap by himself

and sleeps

hed let you squish his cheeks

or bite him (not in a mean/nasty way) (i mean lik ethe cute way)

shameless too

he doesnt mind if the members see

to him, theres nothing to be ashamed of because if thats what you like to do, then hell lets you

plus he likes it too duh

"wonie, say ah~"

opens his mouth and takes a big bite of onigiri you made

"is it good??"

*nom nom nom*

"yeth"

"good job!!"

*kisses*

∑(O_O;)

ni-ki

the "uhm wtf?" reactor

JNJFNJFN SORRY

he doesnt like it

but doesnt hate it

like jungwon would let you do your thing

and would take a little effort to get used to

ofc you wouldnt do it excessively, you would do it if you want to and theres a good time and place to actually baby him

he thinks

"hmmm... not actually bad to get babied"

once you baby him

he wants you to baby him from time to time if youre alone

and you give him it because why wouldnt you baby niki come one now

"i saw you accidentally twist your ankle while dancing, do you want me to massage it?"

*puppy eyes* "yes please..."

"tsk, i dont want my baby to get hurt again. i know you stretch and warm up before dancing but warm up sufficiently."

"okay :)"

one time

ONE TIME HE ASKED FOR A KISS ON THE CHEEKS

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[amberdablade]

💜💛🖤~Imagine~Yan!FnafCharacters React to You Having a Panic Attack~ 🖤💛💜

This one was actually fun to write Lol.

Me and my friend used a random Fnaf name generator to pick who would be staring in this wonderful headcannon, so if you're not satisfied with the characters...Sorry I tried. Blame it on the generator!

Shout out to my friend Rachel for writing out some of the personality headcanons for a few of these characters! Couldn't have done it without you bestie! <3

As always I hope ya'll enjoy!!!!

Requested by: Click to find out haha!

Funtime Freddy

♥ He would try his best not to panic and would do his best to comfort you.

♥ If you wanted to be left alone, he would make you as comfortable as possible. Gifting you a comfy place to sit/sleep. Lots of pillows and your favorite plushies would be provided (he might sneak a plush of himself in there as well).

♥ He would treat you like a younger sibling and make sure there are no dangerous things around you, such as needles, pieces of glass, screws, or anything that might make your panic attack worse.

♥ If you let him touch you, he would hug you or hold your hand. Bon-Bon (who’s usually jealous of you two) would feel bad and pat your head.

♥ If you cried during your panic attack, Freddy would probably start crying too. But he would try to cheer you up by pointing out random things and laughing at them (for example: pranking the other animatronics, making fun of other people, etc). 

"It'll be okay, d-don't worry! Bon-Bon go get Foxy!!!!"

Roxanne Wolf

♥ Would feel bad for you and probably blame herself for triggering you.

♥ If you were feeling up to it, she would race you at Roxy Raceway and let you win every time (she wouldn’t tell you that she rigged the game for your benefit). 

♥ If you wanted to be left alone, she would guard you and make sure no S.T.A.F.F. bots or other animatronics would come near you (protective af). 

♥ Afterward, she would pet your head and hug you telling you that she loves you and that you’re always safe with her.

♥ Would get absolutely furious at whatever triggered you if she found out later (whether it be Monty or a trash can, she will destroy whatever). If it was something she couldn’t attack (something that happened in the past and come back to haunt you), she would tell you how she would protect you from anything like that ever happening again.

"EVERYONE LEAVE THIS AREA! NO ONE COMES IN UNLESS I SAY SO. NO ONE GOES NEAR Y/N!"

Nightmare Foxy

♥ He would be clueless as to what to do.

♥ He would probably stand there and watch you until he eventually figured out you were having a panic attack.

♥ Foxy would try to make you feel better by awkwardly hugging you (he’s not very good at affection and showing his feelings). If that didn’t work he would disappear for a little while to ask the other Nightmares what to do.

♥ Might jump-scare you a few times to see if that will ‘scare’ your panic away.

♥ When that fails and you start crying/panicking more, he would apologize and quickly transform into his plush form for you to snuggle with.

♥ If he ever gets you to calm down, he would be extremely proud of himself and brag about it for days (however, the moment you have another panic attack, he will still be clueless about what to do).

"Sorry, lass, I didn't mean to scare ye."

Lolbit

♥ Would at first think you’re just trying to be funny until they realize you're actually freaking out.

♥ They would start talking a lot out of fear and start making dark jokes every couple of seconds to see if that would take your mind off of your panic.

♥ When that doesn’t work, they would convince you to play video games with them since it would “take your mind off of the problem.”

♥ If all else fails, they will start pranking other animatronics and making less dark jokes hoping you would laugh at them and feel better.

♥ Once you start feeling better again, they will hug you and tell you that you did amazing and that they’re proud of you for how far you’ve come. 

"Oh. O-oh my! I-It's okay, it's okay! O-Oh dear what w-will I do! U-uh... w-why did the c-chicken cross the r-road??"

Lefty

♥ Completely understand what you’re going through and knows how to deal with it.

♥ They first ask you if you’d like affection or if you’d prefer to be alone.

♥ If you want affection, they would comfort you and tell you that everything will be okay. If you like eating, they would make a full pizza for the two of you to share. If you liked playing video games, they’d pull out your favorite one and watch you play (they would eventually play with you if the game had a multiplayer mode).

♥ If you wanted to be left alone, Lefty would leave the room but keep an eye on you through the vents to make sure you were okay.

♥ When the episode is over, they will reassure you that everything is okay and that you are always safe with them.

"It's okay, I promise this won't last forever. Just try your best to be strong, my darling."

Toy Chica

♥ The moment you start acting off she clears the area of any animatronics and starts bringing you your favorite comfort items.

♥ She would be very motherly to you and know exactly what to do when the time comes.

♥ Want to be left alone? Don’t you worry, as long as you have water and some pillows/blankets with you, you can be alone for however long you want.

♥ If you let her, she’d give you her cupcake, Carl, to keep for a bit to comfort you (yes, you are allowed to pet him and kiss him).

♥ Constantly checks in on you and gives you hugs and kisses if you’d want.

♥ Afterward, she’d bake multiple pizzas for the two of you to eat and enjoy.

"Don't you worry, chickadee! Mama Chica has everything you need to feel better, I promise!" 

Toxic Springtrap (Joke for my friend, don’t kill me!)

♥ He would see you having a panic attack and simply shrug it off.

♥ If you continuously have them, he might start to feel bad and eventually cook your favorite food for you (Whatever you do, don’t eat it! It’s probably infected and it might kill you, or at least give you stomach pains for a few weeks).

♥ He might try to hug you, but his toxicity might burn your skin and infect you with his evilness (and diseases).

♥ If you wanted to be left alone, he would go into the next room and cough his heart out (You probably shouldn’t go in there after you feel better, the air might be infected).

♥ His clumsiness is probably the only thing that would make you feel better.

♥ In the end, once you're okay, he would say you were faking it and laugh at you for being weak (his saliva would burn your skin as he laughs and spits everywhere). 

"COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH. Your fine get used to it- COUGH COUGH COUGH *diseases get spread*"

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Lmao, sorry about the Toxic Springtrap joke, my friend and I love to make fun of the infamous William Afton...

[hanadulsettt]

Stray Kids as (older) brothers

Bang Chan

literally just a dad

u would always get hurt as a kid and he'd carry you (or try) home

will fight bullies, but probably get bullied too

the perfect child, the bar is high for you to succeed as well and it's pressuring sometimes :(

won't accept the fact that you've grown up and aren't a little kid anymore

always like "(y/n), stay away from boys ok?"

buys you food for some reason (this would be hella suspicious if it was any other of the members)

Lee Know

"get out of my rOOM!!!"

you two are always fighting

roughhousing all the time u legit broke your finger once because you played too rough lol

tricked you into eating cat food once

brought home 3 cats and somehow bent the rules to get you to clean their litter -_- (you never signed up for this)

on ur birthday "how old r u? like 8 now?"

pretends like he doesn't know who u r in the hallways at school (ouch)

Changbin

MEAN

won't share his things (snacks, games, friends)

always tells on you for every little thing you do pls-

you get back at him by fake crying and blaming everything on him tho >:)

blasts his rap music at 12am. pls.

when u were little you stuck around him so much that he and his friends had to trick you into playing hide and seek and proceeded to absolutely book it when you were counting

I mean, he's alright sometimes u guess?

Hyunjin

cool bro

mr. steals ur snacks even when it has ur name on it

always being chased by the girls in your grade

it gets hella annoying cause they only wanna talk about him

literally the only reason they talk to you is to get closer to hyunjin

it makes u spite him

he acts all cool but you know how kkami secretly likes u better

Han

probably locked you in a closet or cabinet when you were little

you guys don't rly talk much anymore

on the same wavelength tho

timely practices rapping when you're trying to study

why can I imagine him being super embarrassed when u have friends over and him making a quick run for it up the stairs if he accidentally runs into u lol

Felix

makes u cry

"stop following me" "stop copying me"

secretly cares about you tho

just doesn't want his friends to know

asks ur mom if ur ok when u get sick or hurt instead of asking u directly (can't let you think he's soft)

never does a single chore it's so unfair

ur classmates fangirl over his low voice but u wish they knew how gross he is at home

Seungmin

annoying af

constantly coming to your room just to make weird sounds

tries to hug you all the time

sorry did I say older brother? because he acts younger than u

when you were little you were inseparable

u shared a bunkbed when u were kids and he somehow ended up on ur bed all the time (u probably 'accidentally' pushed him off at least once)

Jeongin

frenemies

you guys get along well until you don't-

fighting over the use of the laptop

fighting over snacks

takes ur stuff without asking

will walk into ur room, fart, and make a run for it

“MOM JEONGIN FARTED IN MY ROOM AGAIN!!!”

your name is now "jeongin's sister" at school (is it a good or a bad thing, we will never know)

A/N: OK BUT THEY WOULD ALL BE SUCH FUN BROTHERS <3

(ps - these are all based on my own personal experiences w my bro except chan, I feel like that's just too perfect)

[thenardiers]

by any chance do u have any links to recordings of les mis w terrence mann? hes energy is insane i NEED to see a full production of this fhdkjs

HI yes absolutely! I'm so glad to see more people boarding the mann javert appreciation train 😭 it's utterly criminal that all the best recordings of his are underground! when he's on form he captures brickvert's mixture of weird bitch energy and utter self-loathing like no other imo

(disclaimer: these have all been in open circulation for a year or more so I don't see any problem with me collecting them here)

#1: the two full-length video boots, both from 2003! you might want to ctrl+f this one because the masterlist is long. if you've ever seen drunk stars, that one absolutely wild javert's suicide where he looks possessed, or any of the miscellaneous mannvert clips I've posted here it was probably from these. the video quality is poor but they're still well worth watching for the sheer energy. 2023 update: the linked masterpost has been nuked but feel free to dm me for these

#2: not a full recording but this video snippet of the original broadway cast is a must! also not great quality but ooooooh my god the dynamic here, he and colm are still my favourite valjean and javert duo of all time for how sharp they are with each other. valjean is just so sick of his shit 100% of the time and who can blame him?? the pointlessly rude coat and hat shenanigans. the barely restrained mutual antagonism during the runaway cart exchange. the absolutely demented second half of the confrontation. mayoral alert the girls are fightinggg

#3: stars performed at a concert in 2011. the drunk stars approach is iconic of course but he makes stars sound terrifying and heartbreaking in equal measure when he performs it like a normal person (affectionate)

#4: a fun bonus - the confrontation but performed via zoom in spring 2020. silly af but this was one of the first videos of him I ever saw (if not the first) and the batshit energy is impeccable as ever

[dazaiaiko]

HERE IS A LIST OF MY MOOTS

So not all of my mutual are here since I haven’t had the courage to talk or know them yet so this doesn’t really contain all my moots

But here you go (my lovelies) :-

- @chuuyasboots (FLAIR)

- Her writing ✍️ is awesome!! Fight me on this

- cute, silly (sometimes) but nevertheless cute

- she has a good vocabulary teach me

- your picrew gives me chuuya’s girlfriend vibes tbh

- anyway ILY 🤟

- fav writer moot!

(2) @ravenina14 (NINA)

- you used to intimidated me tbh (sorry!!)

- but i admire you right now!!

- love your mood board and aesthetic ✨

- I don’t know you irl but I know you would be my fashion fiesta friend

- your wardrobe? I can only imagine!

- would love to talk to you more sometime 🙌

- trendy moot!

(3) @jessbeinme15s-notebook or @jessbeinme15 (JESS)

- one word : nocturnal vampire

- get some sleep pls 😴

- I love you but I would love to see you take some rest first 🥱

- I love how you are that one loyal moot who reblogs everything even flopped posts ❤️

- my desi friend ✋

- we both are under the rule of ✨Asian parents✨ btw so we relate

- loyal moot!

(4) @ikin-y0u

-- I met you when u were some of the people who commented on my content! - I was feeling real insecure that day so your message helped a lot!!💕

- funny and quirky to be with!

- fun to be with and gives a good listener vibe!

- Again you picked me up that day and hope to do the same to you love!

- love ya~

- talk to me more!!👉🏻👈🏻

(4) @xavieraoreo-chan (Oreo chan!)

- cute and sweet af (dont worry she is just sad in the pic above)

- just like her username

- amiable and easy to approach tbh

- I moot you (pls talk to me about your interests more!!)

- you are that one person I would love to meet and talk irl but we know that ain’t happening so let’s stay moots forever 😎

- don’t stress about your exams too much. Everyone loves you the way u are lovely 🥰

- cute moot!

@nullified-kiss (MEI)

[NO PICTURE FOR PERSONAL PREFERENCE]

- You were my second friend on Tumblr

- credit for guiding me around goes to you!! 👀

- I think irl you would be a really quiet but sweet and honest person

- your real life character shows here and that’s what I admire (which I definitely can’t)

- I love you beauty ❤️

- gentle and honest moot!

@lily-of-the-i-think-not (LILY)

- my first friend on tumblr!!!

- Fellow Dazai simp 🛐

- another vamp of the group (sleep my friend!!)

- my Dazai pics provider and brainrot giver

- come to Tumblr more if u can!! (Miss u❤️)

- simp moot!

@cloudoffloof (UNNIE) <- only I call her that!

- big sister among my moots

- gives me caring and loving vibes whenever we talk

- I stan u!

- the mortal bonds of study and capitalism are keeping her rn so don't blame me for no picrew

- I love her and hope her exams end soon

- Hope u are back again unnie!!

- unnie moot!

——————MORE COMING SOON—————-

[DISCLAIMER THIS IS JUST A VERSION OF HOW I SEE MY MOOTS SO PLEASE DON'T GO ON ASSUMING THERE ARE LIKE HOW I SEE THEM!! I LOVE THEM ALL]

[ineedtherapist]

after like a week of inactivity i am going to bombard your ask with random things that are totally out of context i love gingers and i have an oc who is a ginger, and there's this boy at my school who looks just like him and everytime i see him i'm like that wojak meme who has his mouth opened and is pointing at something in the distance, and that boy doesn't know i am referring to him as my oc's name when i'm talking with my friends and he will never know.

once upon a time i woke up with a terrible stomach pain, like it was so painful i almost shed a tear, and i rarely cry. so i ran up to the bathroom and i passed out. when i gained conciousness i looked at myself in the mirror and i was pale as a ghost's butt cheeks. i left the bathroom and my mom is like "what happened" and i told her "eh, nothing much, just passed out" my dog was looking at me and i tried not to laugh, bcuz he has a dumb little face. so anyway, that day i stayed at home

when i was in preschool i had a crush on a boy who punched me in the guts, and my headcanon is that jotaro did the same when he liked someone when he was young

i was once writing a kny rp in which i totally lost my mind; so i live in poland, right? and me and my friends transformed bucci gang into a pathological polish family (i know it's about kny, but wait) and abbacchio was a king of the district and just a hobo in general. so i took him and just rammed him into demon slayer's universe and he was like... an alcoholic demon sage who helped the entire gang defeat astro-people, who were mostly based on teachers at my school and a few problematic people. you know, just for giggles. abbacchio's (we were calling him "boadicea" back then) power was to create an alcohol barrier and everything was just like... what the frick's happening

ALCOHOL BARRIER-

u really can't take abba seriously can you 💀

but ngl it fits him a lot.

WDYM 'eh nothing much I just passed out' like bro?? why?? how?? spill the tea homie. 😋

I'm counter attacking urs out of context with mine now cuz LMAO THIS IS SO FUN TO READ

Back when I was 15 I used to make a whole verse of psychological horror AU based on my teachers n bestie.

my teachers are like.. in their 40's/50's💀

BRO DON'T BLAME ME, MY BESTIE HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND SHE ALWAYS FALL FOR OLDER PPL NOT YOUNGER THAN 30 EVEN NOW.

So I was like well- why don't we make a spinoff of that. So we got like the whole verse set up. character development, angst, fluff, horror you name it. We even make headcannons and ship. mind you, I haven't discover tumblr yet and doesn't even realize what I'm doing lol.

It's basically just me making ocs and lores to indulge my bestie in her endless crushing for dilf till now

WE ALSO PUT A CHARACTER INSPIRED BY OUR COUNTRY MINISTER IN THERE AND YES, MY BESTIE HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO 👹

One of me and my bestie pretty close friend are one of the main cast but she never know and we never tell her to this day 👍

spoiler : she die in s1

Ever since I was 13, I'm actually subconsciously fixated on blondie 💀

fictional-wise that is.

it's either cuz they're too hot for no reason or they just fit into my preferences a lil bit too much.

HOLY COW I JUST REALISE SPEEDY IS ALSO A FCKIN BLOND-

There are a few more blond I use to like but those are the dark times, we don't talk about it. 💀

Back when I was 9 I almost lose my thumb and index finger cuz my dumb ass of a kid think I'm old enough to cut sugar canes with my gramps machete without being supervised by adults. cry a lot.

When I was 10, me and my cousin pretend we're forming a band. We're sitting at my gramp self-build resting hut (??) with self-made slide 😎

So as I was guitaring the broom on top of a fcking ladder in the hut with my cousin whose sitting on the floor, I cutely fell off the ladder and twist my wrist. doesn't cry but it hurt af bro 🌚

I used to have 3 cats, one die. been 6 years since that day. pick up a new one 2/3 years ago. they fight a lot lol cuz the other two are sibs and the new bb kinda invading their territory. doesn't fight as much nowadays tho. still remember my bb girl from 6 years ago a lot cuz she's the sweetest out of all 4 and she isn't here anymore :)

[divinefireangel]

SUSHIEEEEE! Third time typing this up and trying to send it ahfjhjagjagsa third time’s the charm!

I’m glad you think our convos are too fun to miss 🥰 (even if they happen very slowly HAHAHA). I enjoy Joong on stage hehe. And YASSS I’ll give you all the smooches you want, if you want them!

You’re not answerable, don’t worry, take your time and we’ll always be 🎵 waiting for (s)us(h) 🎶 😂😂😂😂😂 I like waiting for us but I don’t really listen to it often 😔

Also YEAH it is: so hot. Thank u skz for the food ❤️

Anddd I have to say, your conversation with 🌌 anon… the zuho thing… haha why must you do this to me 🥲 it reminds me of a series I plotted months ago last year but didn’t bother writing because of LIFE and ughhhh now I’m thinking of it again (no he wasn’t a detective there, he was on the other side of the law 🤭). (Which reminds me of the OTHER thing I sent u and then didn’t finish writing… oops)

I have finals starting tomorrow but I’ve been so obsessed with watching dramas the past week and I saw the gifs you reblogged and suddenly I want to procrastinate more 😩

I see so many ateez posts and I’ve not read anything ateez for so long now but congrats on the new fandoms :3 (have I said this before? I feel like i haven’t but if I have then oh well)

Sending you eternal love and appreciation too 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳🥺💕 Thinking about how it’s ALMOST been a year (11 months? idc) since we started talking… nostalgia aww 🥰)

—babytasy

I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT I HAD THIS IN MY ASK BOX 😭

Gimme all your smoochies hehe 🥰🥰 (stores all your love to give you back twice as much)

I still cry over that song even tho it's been a while since it's release

I am living for zuho as a villain agenda!!!! And recently I've noticed the similarities between actor Lee Joongi and our Juho and like, I can't help but imagine Zuho as an evil tsundere prince cause that's just hot af (blame Scarlet Heart Ryeo)

Hope your finals went well!

Don't even get me started on ateez cause all of them, ALL of them have been on my mind along with Justin Min but yeah

Happy late anniversary to us 🥺💕✨ Very much grateful to have you in my life my dearest ❤❤❤