#Back To Sleep

[badhockeymom]

So are we getting SWEPT swept instead of not-swept swept this time or

[agent-stone]

Just wnoke up. Spotifyb is trying g to make fun of me.

[vermillioncrown]

a telltale heuristic for how sordid one of those isekai or peggy sue romance villainess webcomics is how incongruous the main character's hairstyle is

girl, you may be some wretched boo-hoo unwanted child or whatever, but you are nobility 🫵 put your fucking hair up 🫵

[hl-obsessed]

genuinely wonder if Louis can fight

[thinlyskirt]

Guys the universe is on my side I don’t have to go back to work til tomorrow 🤩 one more day to goof around yessss

[hiding-in-the-vault]

hmmmm something something about c!Dream playing russian roulette very boldly since he can just have either party revived

[hungwy]

Weird dream

I decided to like go camping in the city kind of. And i end up on this lawn or stretch of grass between a parking lot and the end of a hill. So I park my car badly and set up a tent but it's sunset and I sort of can't see how I'm setting it up and the cars i parked next to are a little angry at me for badly parking. Like there are people in them still for some reason. And i realize my tent is facing the wrong way bevause i want it to face sunrise and everything is just going wrong.

Anyway it like instantly becomes day and i give up the camping thing and go to the store of the parking lot next to me. It's a small candy store and i go in and see all the walls of candy and stuff the guy behind the counter was like "do you like Jerma what do you think of him" and I said "he's probably one of the greatest entertainers of our time" and the counter guy smiled and pointed to my side and Jerma himself walked up to the counter and was like thanks man and all smiley and stuff. And of course I'm pretending not to be starstruck so I'm like "what are you doing here at the candy store" and he's like "oh I own this place". And he like apparently just owns random stores around the country and that's his side thing while he streams. And all the stores kind of suck and everyone but me knows Jerma owns them for some reason.

But we go to the back of the place in an office room and he's telling some story and there's two other guys that are like the manager of the store (who kind of looks like Zelenskyy) and I guess the other is a celebrity agent of some sort and we're all chilling at chairs surrounding a coffee table and having a conversation together asking how life is. and I say I just switched to a new shift and the hours are so different blah blah blah and I somehow get jerma and the two others to cackle laughing after I tell them a relatable story about just barely switching my sleep schedule for the new shift hours I'm working. And I have this weird self aware moment where like I totally just did stand up comedy for Jerma and that's like a little embarrassing but also who gives a shit this is the greatest moment of my life. And I woke up

[snow-blower]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdjoTouP/

[letsmakethenaughtylistt]

I wish we had a herb garden together…would love to see what you look like picking out some rosemary for a meal I cook you in our cute cottage 🥵

if you could have heard the sob that just came out of me?

[pudgy-planets]

Remember:

Love.

[sonnet18s]

just wrote the worst essay of my life but at least it's DONE

[princessweetkiller]

im tired

[milehighbasket]

OKAYSEE DIEEEEE LETS FKING GOOOO

[princess-leia-lightsaber]

When he’s using that soft/daddy dom type of magic and suddenly you’re too flustered to do anything but say ‘yes,daddy’

[myteavsricochet]

I just woke up and saw this

[bimbo-on-board]

two ibuprofens two midol and a smoke a boiwl