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mushyblushyredhead · 2 years ago

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DAY 9: Lie ˚✧₊⁎・⁎⁺˳✧༚ (Marvel)

TickleTober 2023 🎃

Presented by @august-anon

Lee!Peter 3

Ler!Doc Ock

Words: 2,400

Summary: Spider-Man’s snarky quips have always helped him out of intense situations. Except when one particular Spider-Man (Peter 3) quickly realizes that his iconic quips aren’t enough to hide the silly weakness he “totally doesn’t have” from a certain eight-limbed, but surprisingly playful, scientist.

Peter 3 hummed to himself as he dangled upside down on one of the infamous actuators of Doctor Octavius. He never thought he’d be casually sitting in the same room with the once notorious villain from Peter 2’s universe.

The three Spider brothers had decided to hang out together earlier that day in the oldest Peter’s world. Except, Peter 2 had forgotten that he had to help assist Otto in the lab that same day.

“Aw don’t tell me you’re secretly helping him build another doomsday machine,” Peter 3 had joked.

The oldest rolled his eyes. “Relax. He’s dropped out of the villain gig for good. I was only supposed to help him sort and organize stuff around the lab, that’s all.”

The youngest Peter pouted. “Awww so what does that mean? You won’t be able to hang out today?”

Peter 2 was about to say something when the younger spiders both gave him their best puppy dog eyes stare. He grimaced. He could never deny his little bros with those looks. “Okay, look,” he finally said with a sigh. “Even though I’m supposed to help Otto today, I guess…you guys can…tag along too? As long as you don’t break anything, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind your guys’ company.”

“Alright!” The younger brothers cheered. “Let’s go!”

Things went smoothly upon arrival. Doctor Octavius was a bit surprised that all three Peter Parkers showed up, but he didn’t mind. While he and his Peter worked away at sorting through cabinets and desk drawers, the doctor let the younger Peters play around with his metal tentacles to keep them occupied.

Peter 1 was having a blast; swinging and dangling from the actuators, and letting them hold and lift him up.

Peter 3, however, wasn’t exactly having the same amount of fun. He simply sat down on a nearby swivel chair, pretending to be occupied with his web shooters. He was still a little unnerved about Doctor Octavius.

Okay, he had to admit, those artificially intelligent metal arms of his were really cool in a way. But they still seemed kind of…scary? Intimidating? The way those pointy claws curled and snapped shut, and the fact that were intelligent with a mind of their own that used to take control of their maker’s mind. Shudder.

It wasn’t until Peter 2 announced for a coffee break, that got the younger Spider bros’ attention.

“I’m just going to grab a couple coffees from Starbucks for us,” he said while grabbing his coat. “Anyone want anything from there?”

“Oooh! Oooh!” Peter 1 frantically waved from his upside down position on the actuators. “I’ll take a mango dragonfruit lemonade! Make it a venti!”

“Got it. Peter 3? You want anything?”

Said Peter hummed in thought. “Umm…a mocha cookie crumble for me. Make mine a venti, too.”

Peter 2 nodded. “Got it.”

The youngest spider chirped. “Wait! Can I come with you? You might need an extra pair of hands to carry all the drinks, heh.”

“Good thinking, little bro.”

“Awesome! Okay, uhh…can you guys let me go?” Peter 1 sheepishly asked the clingy actuators. They whirred understandingly and set him down, and all took a turn to give him a quick hair ruffle.

“You guys need me to come, too?” Peter 3 asked, getting up from his spot.

“Actually…” said the oldest. “Peter 1 and I can handle it. Thanks, though. In the meantime, you can hang back here in the lab. We won’t be long.”

“You can chill out here with Doc’s cool arms!” Peter 1 chirped. “They’re really fun to be around. Super clingy, too, but affectionate.”

“Oh. Okay then…” the middle brother eyed the mechanical arms wearily from the corner of his eye.

Peter 2 wrapped an arm around his shoulder. “Hey, I know what you’re thinking. There’s no need to be afraid or intimidated by him. It’s all good now. I know you don’t know Doc as well as I do or even like Peter 1 has gotten to lately, but this is a chance to get to know him, too. Oh, and don’t be scared about those metal arms of his. They won’t bite.”

Peter 3 rolled his eyes. “Yeah, okay, whatever. Just go get my coffee already. I need my caffeine!”

“Relax, bossy,” the oldest said with a poke to the middle’s ribs. “We’ll be back in a little bit.”

Peter 3 flinched and bit back a smile. It got super quiet in the lab now that the other two left. It was a little too quiet for Peter 3.

Doc Ock noticed how uneasy the middle Peter looked. He gave a little sigh. He must still be intimidated by me. He couldn’t blame the young Spider-Man. He knew he must’ve always looked intimidating to anyone who came across him.

But still, he didn’t want the young Parker to be afraid of him forever. Maybe his Peter’s suggestion earlier about leaving the two of them alone wasn’t such a great idea after all.

Then one of his nearby actuators chirped. Oh, yes. I almost forgot about that. Let’s just hope that what my Peter says about him is indeed true.

The scientist cleared his throat, breaking the awkward silence. “Y’know, you can have a look around my laboratory if you’d like. You don’t have to be confined to one spot.”

Peter 3 nodded. “Yeah, okay.”

Octavius shyly extended a metal tentacle towards him. “Would you…like to have a seat?” I know your other counterparts really enjoy it. Especially the littlest Peter.”

The middle Spidey hesitated or a moment. “Well…okay.” He climbed on top of the extended actuator. It suddenly lifted him up high off the ground. “W-Whoa! What the heck?!”

Doc Ock had to bite back a smile. “Sorry. Too high?” The actuator lowered. “That better?”

Peter 3 nodded. Feeling a little more relaxed, he let himself instinctively dangle upside down from the metal arm. Huh…he had to admit, this was nice. “Yeah. Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. Sometimes I forget those metal arms of yours have a mind of their own.”

The scientists hummed in agreement. “They can be quite a handful sometimes. But in reality, it’s like having four puppies attached to my back at all times.”

As if on cue, the other actuators slithered over to Peter 3, chirping curiously as they closed in. Peter 3 shrunk back a little. “W-Whoa uhm…they aren’t—they aren’t gonna like, attack me or anything, right?”

“Relax, they don’t bite.” Otto paused. “On second thought, technically they do, but you’ll get used to it.”

“Wait, what?!”

“Easy now, Peter,” Otto chuckled. “Before you get alarmed, I must ask…are you ticklish by any chance?”

Peter 3 could feel his cheeks grow warm in an instant. The question caught him so off guard, and already made butterflies fill his belly. “U-Uhhaahm…” he laughed awkwardly, averting his gaze. “Um…n-no..?”

“Hm. Your hesitance and the color of your cheeks says otherwise.”

Peter 3 awkwardly rubbed at his face, as if that would wipe away his blush. “W-Well I’m not hesitating. So…yeah. A-And I’m not ticklish, either.” He scoffed. “I mean, why would I be, right? That’s just not something that really works on me, y’know?”

Otto nodded. “I know, Peter. Which is why I’m gonna do this.”

Peter 3 suddenly squeaked like a mouse as he felt a jab to his side. “AaHHEAA!” Another squeeze, this time to his other side. The culprit? Two sneaky actuators. “Whoa, hey, d-don’t get any ideHAA! HaHAHeheheyyy! Nohohoho!” This time, both curious actuators simultaneously nuzzled against Peter 3’s sides.

The tallest Spidey was starting to lose his balance so he hopped off the metal tentacle. But as soon as he touched the ground, all four actuators surrounded and hovered over Peter 3, their claws teasingly pinching and wiggling in the air just above him.

Peter 3 squeaked and curled in on himself. His arms wrapped around his torso protectively. Air tickles always drove him crazy! It made his spider tingle go off over and over, which made the fuzzy feeling of anticipation even worse!

“Oh, and another thing, Peter,” Doc Ock’s voice cut in. “Your other two partners in crime explained to me how you’re still hesitant to be around me. I don’t blame you, boy. I now I can look very intimidating, but you don’t have to be afraid of me. I can be very fun to be around with, y’know!” He smiled over the sound of the tall Spidey’s cackles.

Peter 3 couldn’t answer properly with his mad giggling and squeaking. He couldn’t believe how teasy and casual the scientist was being! Okay, maybe his other spider bros were right about one thing: maybe he didn’t have to be intimidated by Doc Ock anymore.

But still, he couldn’t shake off the feeling like he had been set up. His question was immediately answered.

“I was also told by my Peter that the best way I could warm up to you was through silly play like this,” the scientist emphasized his point by having two metal arms squeeze at the boy’s ribs. “Since you love to play round and laugh. His words, not mine.”

“WhaHAAAhat?! I-I knew you guhuhuys were uhuhup to somethiHHEEE!! Something eheeHEE—evil when you were tahahahalking!”

“Why, I did no such thing,” Otto innocently answered. “I’m simply trying to show you how friendly and warm I can be. You, on the other hand, have brought this upon yourself by lying to me!”

“WhahAHAt?! I nehehever lied!”

“Mhm, did so. You lied about being ticklish, and I will not tolerate any liars in my lab!”

“B-Buhuhut I wahahasn’t lying! I-I swear!”

“Then lift your arms up.”

“W-Whahahat?!!”

“You heard me. Lift your arms up. If you aren’t ticklish like you say, then clearly this shouldn’t affect you, right?”

“Riiiihihight?”

“Well, then go ahead.”

Being ever so stubborn, Peter shook his head and wrapped his arms even tighter around his torso. “Noho wahahay! I knhohohow what you’re gonna do!”

Otto couldn’t help but laugh at the flustered Spider-Man. “Good lord, you must be extremely ticklish to be this jumpy and giggly.”

“I-I aham nahahahat!”

“Another lie right there! That’s it, now you’re going to get it!”

The four actuators descended onto Peter 3, two grabbing his wrists, making him screech. “NAAAAHAHAHAO PLEASE!”

The scientist actually jumped back at he sudden reaction and quirked a brow. “Too much? I’m sorry, I’ll tone it down if you’re too overwhelmed by this.”

The metal tentacles pulled away like nothing had happened. Otto stole a quick glance at Peter 3, and was sure his heart was going to melt at the sudden look of shock and disappointment on his face.

Was he…pouting?

“Something on your mind?” The doctor asked with a soft grin.

“U-Uhmm….I-I hhhmmffhh…” the flustered Spider-Man averted his gaze and fumbled with his hoodie sleeves. “Y-You don’t—you didn’t have to…necessarily stop…”

“Oh? Is that my cue to keep going?” The metal tentacles were back, pinching the air above Peter 3’s sides.

“W-Whoa! Watch ihihit with those thihihings! A-And what? Keep going?” Peter’s 3’s face flushed as red as a cherry. “You couuuuld if you wanted to…” His lips suddenly curled into a cheeky smile. “But you’re wasting your time ‘cause I’m not even ticklish!” He stuck his tongue out and made a run for it as soon as the actuators descended on him again.

Otto shook his head with a smile at the Spider-Man’s cheekiness. His Peter warned him about how stubborn Peter 3 could be when admitting something like being ticklish. But he also said that was just Peter 3’s silent way of asking for more tickles or to keep going as he always provoked the other person instead of asking for it; he was just too shy to ask the dreaded question.

Otto had his metal tentacles make a grab for him again, resulting in Peter dashing for the door. He, of course, didn’t make it and was once again grabbed and pinned by the actuators. “What is with you lying to my face? You’re literally giggling and squirming already and I haven’t laid a finger on you!”

Peter 3 just shook his head, sputtering more giggles as his blush darkened and reached the tips of his ears. “I-Ihihit’s your freaheeheeheaky arms! Make them stohohop thahat!”

The older scientist was confused at first, but quickly caught on when he saw his actuators hovering over the boy’s body, the claws teasingly wiggling and slowly lowering and pulling away at the last second. “Ohhh I see. You can’t stand anticipating tickles, can you?”

Peter 3 stuck his tongue out in response.

“My goodness, you just have quite the attitude today. I’m guessing you don’t want me to go easy on you then. For that extra lie, you’re getting all four actuators!”

“W-Wait huh? What does that me—HEEEEEEheahaHAAAAAhaha!!” Peter 3 didn’t have the time to finish his sentence because all four metal tentacles attacked him at once. One was squeezing at his ribs, another shoved under his arm, another scribbled at his belly, and the last one was trying to get at his kicking feet.

Despite not being restrained at all, Peter 3 made no real attempt to get away. He just laid there on the floor, squirming like a worm on a hot sidewalk, and cackling like a hyena.

“AaaHAAAAhahaeheAAAAheeHEEEEEEHEE!! HeeheHEEEEheHAAAAhaha!!”

“Interestingly enough, you’re not making much attempt to get away. I don’t even have to hold you down with my extra arms!”

“ShsHDHSHshuhuhut uhUHUP!! AAAAAHH! Wahahahait!! NAAAAAAHAHAHAO!! EEEEEEK!!”

“Oh? Is this a bad rib of yours?”

“YEHEHEHES!!” Peter 3 shook his head madly. “T-Thahahat one’s off limits—NAAAAAAHAHAAA!! N-Not there EHEEEHEHEEE—either!!”

Octavius shook his head with a chuckle. “Is there any part of you that isn’t ticklish?”

“I-I d-HAAAAAAHAHAA don’t knoHOHOW!! *snort*”

“Dihihid you just snort?!”

“N-NOHOHO—*snort!*”

Unbeknownst to them, two figures were watching the playful spectacle from the slightly ajar door.

Peter 1 giggled behind his hand. “Peter 3 does sound like a hyena!”

Peter 2 lightly shushed him. “He sure does. I’m just glad Otto took my advice after all when we left. Well played with you too, little brother; tagging along with me to get those two alone.” He ruffled the younger spider’s hair.

Peter 1 squeaked happily at the touch. “Hey, you don’t think Peter 3 will get mad at us for doing this to him on purpose, do you?”

“Nah,” Peter 2 shook his head. “You know how much he secretly loves to be tickled. Besides, this way he won’t be afraid of Doctor Octavius anymore just like we all once were. Despite the scary metal arms, he really does have a soft playful side.”

THE END (*´꒳`*)

#tickle fic #spiderman tickle #tickletober 2023 #augtickletober2023 #sfw tickling community #sfw twords #marvel tickle #ticklish!spiderman #lee!peter3 #ler!doc ock #marvel fluff #tickle fluff #mushy writes stuff #mushyblushyredhead #spider bros

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amethystfairy1 · 10 months ago

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Cloggin the askbox with scenarios is going to be a regular thing now

This time the lovely scenario is gonna be a 6 1/2 hour roadtrip to uh whatever is 6 1/2 hours away.just gonna shove the desert duo,treebark,flower husbands,and an extra pearl into one car because the average car can fit 7-9 people?? (I'm no car expert but hoping someone has a big car then also it's probably gonna be like a 2-3 day roadtrip at like a cute barn airbnb so they only need like two backpacks each max but of course it's only gonna be Scott and pearl that actually brings two backpacks)

No matter who's driving I feel like it's only necessary for Scott to get stuck with martyn and ren even though he could've been with Jimmy (I think pearl is keeping Jimmy with her in the front for the sake to piss off Scott) and then grian and scar would probably be in the back just secretly eating the snacks that they brought.everyone probably is taking shifts of who's driving every hour of so with the exception of grian because 1. He's short I don't think he'd see very much and 2. He coincidentally falls asleep when they're choosing who to swap shifts with?

By hour one everyone is already cranky probably because everyone had to wake up at 4am and then get ready to get to the car where martyn or Scott with the first shift would drive for the hour first.Scar probably supplied everyone (including grian and his sugary mess of a coffee) coffee and cookies for breakfast in which grian gets a sugar rush in the back seat but doesn't admit it.

By hour two everyone is counting down the hours to when they could arrive at the air bnb with Jimmy wide awake and talking with doc and etho on the phone loudly,martyn and ren somehow asleep,and a pearl trying to not get tired on her shift to drive.scott is probably in the seat behind pearl trying to bug her lightly by like complaining often or kicking pearls seat every now and then.Grian is still having his aftereffects of the sugar rush and scar is right next to the sugary rush monstrosity,regretting the coffee and cookies for grian specifically (note that grian had a venti of sugary coffee and like 5 cookies so uhhh)

By hour three it's an official pit stop at the gas station where everyone stretches their legs,wakes up,and gets snacks because you can never have too many snacks . Jimmy's probably on driving duty now with him and pearl at the front and Scott still stuck with martyn and ren in the middle where the three of them hosts a small séance and martyn joking that there might be a ghost waiting for all of them at the airbnb trying to scare them for waking the ghosts up.Pearl this time is the one chatting loudly on the phone with gem and impulse about their fantasy game stuff and grian and scar decide to take it slow for it being seven in thw morning and they both have a small nap.

Hour four is when Ren or Martyn drives and Scott is now finally with Jimmy but stuck with pearl in the middle row and they all start talking (more like arguing) about news agency and undercity related stuff.Grian and scar wake up from their nap and discuss school related things.In short everyone just talks about professional work stuff this hour (yuck)

Hour five is when the coffee gets to all of them with ren and martyn acting out a 2 person play in the very front of the car. (martyn drove the hour before now ren is driving?) Pearl,jimmy,and Scott sit all the way in the back of the car to secretly do make up on Jimmy who is sleeping and grian and scar snack on some food while talking about superhero things and some more work.

Hour six and the half is last hour in which scar drives with grian being the passenger princess next to him as a smug little bird for escaping the driving shifts.jimmy looking at his now makeup face with Scott and pearl laughing at him and martyn and ren finally is quiet and just on the phone.

When they all arrive they all are probably in their own rooms,tired and annoyed.

Oh my stars I love the little scenarios people have started coming up with using the TTSBC cast 😆 I think the conclusion here is not to let them go on a road trip!

#fanfic #ao3 fanfic #through the sky blue cracks #ttsbc #ttsbc au #from the queue

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fictional-twink-bracket · 7 months ago

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Round 1 matchups

(PT: Round 1 matchups)

Side A

(PT: Side A)

Duke (Nevermore) vs Akito Shinonome (Project Sekai)

Wei Wuxian (The Untamed) vs Alois Trancy (Black Butler)

Lyney (Genshin Impact) vs Rosti Nauman (Wistoria: Wand and Sword)

Izumi Sena (Love Stage!) vs Yoshikazu Miyano (Sasaki to Miyano)

Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler) vs Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis: Evangellion) vs 9S (Nier Automata)

Leon (Fire Emblem) vs Bill Cipher (Human) (Gravity Falls - Fandom)

Tsukasa Tenma (Project Sekai) vs Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

Nobimaru (Kemono Jihen) vs Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter)

Atsushi Nakajima (Bungou Stray Dogs) vs Yosuke Hanamura (Persona 4)

Sousaku Yubiwa (Pretty Boy Detective Club) vs Joke (Jack & Joker)

Xiao (Genshin Impact) vs Orpheus (Hadestown)

Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan) vs Linhardt von Hevring (Fire Emblem)

Grusha (Pokemon) vs Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Yuri Leclerc (Fire Emblem) vs Iruma Suzuki (Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun!)

Mithrun (Dungeon Meshi) vs Xie Lian (Heaven Official's Blessing)

Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!) vs Griffith (Berserk)

Affogato Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) vs William James Moriarty (Moriarty the Patriot)

Jeffery (Class of '09) vs Nagisa Shiota (Assassination Classroom)

Ray (Only Friends) vs Sam/Samson (Stardew Valley)

Jake (Disventure Camp) vs Akoya Gero (Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE!)

Marik Ishtar (Yu-Gi-Oh!) vs Tonkla (4 minutes)

Italy (Hetalia) vs Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)

Sion Ulster (Wistoria: Wand and Sword) vs Sephiran (Fire Emblem)

James Wilson (House MD) vs Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis: Evangellion)

Carlos Rodriguez (High School Musical: The Musical: The Series) vs Nuengdiao (Never Let Me Go)

Masaki Fujiyoshi (Tadaima Okaeri) vs Nagisa Hazuki (Free!)

Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4) vs Ayan (The Eclipse)

Edgar (WOE. BEGONE) vs Noriaki Kakyoin (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Kabru (Dungeon Meshi) vs Yumoto Hakone (Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE!)

Kou Mukami (Diabolik Lovers) vs Neku Sakuraba (The World Ends With You)

Yamaguchi Tadashi (Haikyuu!!) vs James (Pokemon)

Side B

(PT: Side B)

Rain (Love in the Air) vs Yue (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Nero (Devil May Cry) vs Great (4 minutes)

Babe (Pit Babe) vs Kuzco (Emperor's Nee Groove)

Yami Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh!) vs Vishnal (Rune Factory 4)

Jambu (Wings of Fire) vs Hitoshi Suguroku (Nanbaka)

vFlower (Vocaloid) vs Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear)

The Onceler (The Lorax) vs Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

Thistle (Dungeon Meshi) vs Shin (Nana)

Jin Xiaobao (Meet You at the Blossom) vs Harley (Pokemon)

Boston (Only Friends) vs Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Ryuu Zaou (Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE!) vs Rantaro Amami (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

Yoosung (Mystic Messenger) vs Seitarou Tanabata (Nanbaka)

Mashiro Tsukiyuki (Bakuten!!) vs Hyoma Chigiri (Blue Lock)

Gandalf (Lord of the Rings) vs Luka (Alien Stage)

Sousuke Mitsuba (Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun) vs Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

Ai Di (Kiseki: Dear to Me) vs Dan Heng (Honkai Star Rail)

Lio Fotia (Promare) vs Juri (Vampire Dormitory)

Sebastian (Stardew Valley) vs Kaveh (Genshin Impact)

Deidara (Naruto) vs Giorno Giovanna (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Nagahiro Sakiguchi (Pretty Boy Detective Club) vs Battamonda (Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure)

Rui Kamishiro (Project Sekai) vs Kokichi Ouma (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

Sanji (One Piece) vs Ranpo Edogawa (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Mello/Mihael Keehl (Death Note) vs Sou Hiyori (Your Turn to Die)

Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Venti (Genshin Impact)

Burgh (Pokemon) vs Mikoto Kayano (MILGRAM)

Goro Akechi (Persona 5) vs the 10th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc) vs Glen (Nightmare on Elm Street)

Wild Link (Legend of Zelda) vs Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri!!! On Ice)

Louis James Moriarty (Moriarty the Patriot) vs Natsusa Yuzuki (number24)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair) vs Azul Ashengrotto (Twisted Wonderland)

Lilia Vanrouge (Twisted Wonderland) vs Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!) vs Kouha Ren (Magi)

#fictional twink bracket #round 1 #matchups

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silence-chan · 5 months ago

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I finally felt like posting my drawings here so here you go!

1. Akiko (an oc)

2. Venti (Genshin Impact fanart)

3. Princess Elise (another oc)

4. Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekai fanart)

5. I nanadesu Mafuyu and Kanade (Project Sekai fanart)

6. Candy Apple Cookie (Cookie run: Kingdom fanart)

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icysnails · 2 years ago

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~Dni/Request Rules~

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Other info/request rules: This is a SFW blog. I may occasionally write suggestive stuff, but I won't write anything fully NSFW. Additionally, I won't write yandere scenarios, and I only write for Character x Reader pairings. I mostly write the reader as being gender neutral, but I can do a female identifying reader if requested!

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. For Genshin, I mostly write for male characters but I'll definitely write for female characters every now and then/if requested! For both Honkai games, I'll write for anyone. For all fandoms, child characters like Qiqi/Bailu/Klee are strictly platonic.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. A few final notes: It may take me a while to update/post new writing or requests since my brain moves kind of slowly when it comes to words- This is especially true during the school year since I also have to focus on assignments and after-school stuff.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Additionally, the form in which I write requests (bullet points, full fic, etc...) varies.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Requests that revolve around a trait (EX: Xiao x tall! reader) will usually be on the shorter side. I'll most likely do bullet points with a small section that's a written scenario (50% bullet points, 50% fully written). For plot based/more specific requests (EX: Venti x reader where they go shopping and bake cookies together), I'll most likely write something longer with only the full scenario + no bullet points.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Lastly, I made this blog because I enjoy writing, but also because I want to improve my writing skills- so if anyone has any critiques/tips, I'd love to hear them!

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Dni: I can't control who sees/interacts with my page, so I don't really have a DNI- just be kind when interacting here, and keep in mind that I'm a minor. Thank you!!

#snailrules

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multiandmany · 1 year ago

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This dragon didn't like being woken up but Dvalin didn't seem too upset. More curious than anything. However the comment about himself had Clay saying 'What' out loud without realizing it.

Kimiko however knew of one a legend like that from video games. Could Clay really be that? Hm... She'll have to check when they get home.

The mention of smell has Kimiko finally realizing that she's never going to be able to hide the cookies from Dojo. It's got to be a dragon thing. She's glad that Venti got onto the boys, now she doesn't have to worry about any snacks she has going missing due to Raimundo and Omi and their dragon antics.

"Its nice to meet you Dvalin. I'm Kimiko."

"Howdy, name's Clay, I'm sorry... What did you mean by cursed?" Poor Clay... He looks and sounds confused.

@crossed-worlds

#Mythic Showdown || Xiaolin Showdown AU #Dragon of Fire || Kimiko #Dragon of Earth || Clay #crossedworlds

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matcha-mintea · 4 months ago

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uhh

ive finally realised the type of charas i like kinda ig?

it just so happens to be mainly liars-

liek

kokichi, shadow milk cookie, ai hoshino, furina

i love em

technically hanako and venti can be considered right

anyways idc i love em all

#mintii ramblez :3 #liar characters will forever be superior #and puppet charas #and the actors #(furina)#cuz she acted #as an archon #for years

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benefits1986 · 8 months ago

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Weeeked

Ever again...

Finally, Wicked is happening! It's doused with so much drama but I guess that's because they need to hype shit up. Watched Weeeeeked twice and both times, super huhuhuhuhuhuhu. I know it's debatable to a lot of people, but I love it for what it stands for. Apart from that, the production is just soooooo good. If there's gonna be another run on stage, I'd probably watch it again. Baliw talaga meee. LELS.

One thing that I tried not to look at was the issue with the movie's poster. JUSKO. I get it and I don't. Cancel culture is more prevalent and sometimes laughable. I'm not dismissing important matters like race, however, can we just let things go, for once?

Ariiii Venti is also not in a good place. I love her and I don't get why a lot of people objectify her and her "baby girl" look. Weird for me because I don't see her that way at all. Maliit lang siya. Mahilig lang siya magpaayos ng fez. But her recent shit involving alam mo na is fucked up. The thing about her trying to be non-white is also crazy. Puwede namang preference lang din niya 'yun. That's it.

Why do I love Weeeked?

It's all about the divide because people are defined by their optics. It's also a middle finger to mythical systems. HAHAHAHA. Shemay. It's shrouded with political statements and how no good deed goes unpunished. The male lead is also very accurate in terms of being weak and making women go weak. LELS.

The opening statement "Are people born weeked?" is probably the best one, too. I don't care if this show is popular. Mas gusto ko nga na hindi siya sold out e. Pero ganun talaga. That one short day in the Emyyyyrald City is just soooooo good. As in.

The love-hate relationship of E and G represents what friendship is and what it is not. It's also kind of gay because there's tension between them. I have not read the book even when I got it ages ago. It was a matter of choice because I just wanted to stare at its cover, and I didn't want another Harry Potter meltdown just because the book is usually better than the movie or the play.

Though, I might read it because I already tuned into a number of podcasts deep diving into it.

I relate a lot with E as I am an eternal weirdo. I rarely feel like I belong and I feel like I'm always messing things up. LELS. Ganun talaga e. But, like E, I'm trying to dance through life at my own pace. Super love defying gravity that's not bound by the cookie-cutter vibe.

Gah. I hope that the movie is gonna be good. Hopefully, it would be able to get that immersive punch. After Inside Out 2, let's see if this one's one for the books, too. EMYYYY.

"Everyone deserves a chance to fly."

OPAKKKKKK. Let that be a tiny reminder that flying does not come for free. And that it takes a lot to defy gravity. Sometimes, it does not make sense, it's not fair, but hey, life is not fair, babyyyy. And I say this in peace. While life is not fair, life is also a dance, so keep dancing through. EMMMYYY.

And there you go, power fluctuations happening RN because of yet another storm. Gah.

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bonfire-at-the-crossroads · 2 years ago

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It was like being lost in the Sahara, and seeing a mirage.

It cannot be - but yes, there it is. The mermaid with two tails.

Belfast for more medical nonsense. Don’t even get me started… they gave Brian the WRONG ADDRESS, so we drove around that traffic cluster-fuck for over an hour, and went back TWICE to the address on the paperwork.

The lady behind the desk finally decided to tell us “O. That’s wrong. The REAL address is…..”

I was spitting nails and banging my head on the steering wheel.

Eventually showed up where we were supposed to be, did his tests, and the nurse asked us to hang around for the next hour until one of the test results came back. “We’ll call you with the results in the next hour.”

We started walking up the road. It seems that all of Belfast was built between the years of 1871 and 1872. Nothing but Victorian buildings, all stuck together with postage-stamp size “gardens” in front. These are primarily filled with tall weeds, broken pottery and assorted rubbish. It could be beautiful. Charming. But nah - ireland. I know, I know - NORTHERN ireland. But the issues remain the same - not enough money, commerce, or WILL - to take advantage of the beauty which is there already.

Anyway

From behind a series of row-houses, a dumpster, and a couple of trees - there she was. STARBUCKS.

It did not shift into cloud and blow away as we walked closer. It stayed put. I walked through the door and almost burst into tears.

EIGHT YEARS. Haven’t seen a Starbucks - and here I am. Ordering a frappacino from two incompetent baristas. “Venti mocha frappacino with whipped cream”

Barista #1 - “cookies and cream frappacino. What size?”

Me. “No. Mocha. Not cookies and cream - forget the cream. MOCHA.”

Barista #1 - “what’s your name?” She writes it down and says “mocha Frappuccino NO CREAM” smiles asks “What size?”

I did NOT reach across the counter and punch her in the throat.

I smiled nicely - and stated my order for the fourth time. “I would like a venti mocha frappacino with whipped cream please.”

When Brian went to the counter and picked up my drink?

I got a small “grande” mocha Frappuccino with whipped cream.

It was not what I ordered four times in a row, but I have learned to be delighted with anything resembling what I want.

It was delicious.

The medical group never called. We walked back, knocked on the door - and asked.

“Sure, you’re grand. See you on the 19th for surgery.”

Gotta say - they’re not exactly inspiring a lot of confidence.

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notsheo · 6 months ago

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oof okay I finally finished it... going to dump some of my spoiler-y thoughts below the cut, but I might make a video about this too...

so... natlan wasn't very good, huh? lol

firstly I can't believe this is 5.3 and we've still only had one area expansion since the initial 5.0 drop. I feel like the lack of exploration content really killed a lot of natlan's momentum.

also the choice to stretch out the archon quests through FOUR patches sounded like a good idea: sumeru had more quests than any nation before it and vastly improved genshin's storytelling. and yet natlan, despite being the longest archon quest, feels like the briefest?

i feel like nothing really happened? the pilgramage. the war. the final battle. great. somehow in retrospect that feels so piddly compared to previous stories.

it doesn't help that this nation's story was told through the vehicles of some of the least interesting characters yet. gosh, even mondstadt's largely standard, cookie-cutter fantasy characters felt more lively and intriguing than this cast.

Kinich: a very hoyo-typical aloof guy with a heart of gold. great.

mualani: excitable anime girly pop (although i appreciate her more somber, sincere side, though that's not very unique either). great.

kachina: an actual arc and story! unfortunately it was extremely trite. great.

xilonen: mish mash of a million different concepts and ideas, basically feels like the cutting room floor brought to life without any central or unifying concept. great.

chasca: dead sister. great.

ororon: okay now we're getting somewhere! awesome backstory that makes for some interesting (inter)personal conflict, unfortunately it really wasn't very well utilized and they decided to lean almost entirely into him being raddish grandson. (personality still very unique though). great.

citlali: i won't claim she has the most original characterization ever BUT at least she has a distinct personality and unifying theme. (her and ororon are the only characters i didn't feel completely neutral about when on my screen). great.

iansan: so disappointing but like... what was her role? what did she do? she's positioned as being Mavuika's right hand man but we never actually get to see her take an real sense of agency or initiative or responsibility, she feels like a mascot to mavuika's grand plan. she's got the PT thing going for her, hopefully that gets expanded upon more when she gets released.

mavuika: UGHHH. after venti, zhongli, raiden, nahida, furina/neuv, the most interesting personality traits they could give us for the new ARCHON are: dutiful and reflective? even when an archon's writing is slightly unsatisfactory (raiden), they have at least always been immensely interesting, multifaceted, and engaging. mavuika is like white bread. the most interesting thing they could do with her was make her sacrifice her previous life to be reborn in order to fulfil her duty, we see some internal grief and struggle from this choice, but since this is an Objectively Correct choice that Works Out Perfectly, it doesn't interest me at all. it's especially ineffective right after FURINA!! who experiences probably the greatest sacrifice of any character in the name of her people and her nation. I felt 0 emotion for Mavuika, even when she was about to sacrifice herself to appease Ronova, i felt nothing, because she was hardly a character, more of a plot device. Meanwhile, the reveal of Furina's grand sacrifice at the end of Fontaine was huuugely effective and made me empathize with her character immensely.

capitano: speaking of sacrifice... why? here's an actual interesting character. cool lore, from khaenriah, incredibly design, unique motivations and goals that are both personal and for the greater good. well, too bad because he's dead now...? the irony of killing of the infinitely more interesting character to save the infinitely blander one is hilarious, and when it actually happened in the quest I was kind of shocked they followed through on it because it just seemed so... lazy? i can appreciate that they followed through and actually killed a major character for once, but using him basically as a get out of jail free card for Mavu and then giving him a backstory to rationalize his decision was pretty lame.

idk dudes I could keep going but this is already 20x longer than i anticipated and i don't want to dwell on negativity too much.

all of these thoughts are immediate responses right after i finished the quest, so don't take them as some sort of well-thought-out thinkpiece. I'll come back and add more if I have a change of heart about anything or want to add something.

and as i mentioned maybe I'll organize some thoughts for a video because oof I forgot what it was like to be genuinely disappointed by these quests considering i already have a pretty low bar for genshin since it's storytelling is pretty whatever even at its best... lol

doing Act 5 of the archon right now... i fear natlan is inazuma pt. 2 but i will reserve judgement until I am all the way done...

#sheotalks #genshin #genshin impact #natlan #spoilers #thoughts

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cokalee · 3 years ago

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In every universe (but this one)

#xiaoven #xiao #xiao genshin impact #venti genshin impact #venti #venxiao #xiaoti #(lmaoooo)#xiao x venti #final part of my xiaoven series!!!! thank you so much for sticking around for it!#i'll post a masterpost of all four drawings together hehe #there goes my art tag #finished works #if you can somehow guess the plot just by these couple of posts i'd be super impressed #and i'd give you a cookie

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abyssruler · 3 years ago

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the 7-eleven diaries

albedo, alhaitham, childe, scaramouche, venti x gn!reader

your job isn’t the best one out there, but it’s easy and keeps you from drowning in tuition fees and rent. working at a 7-eleven on a midnight shift was supposed to be peaceful, so why is it that you constantly find yourself being bothered by weird customers? (modern au)

fluff, comedy, crack, cashier employee reader, modern au, written for fluffvember!

ALBEDO

It’s difficult not to take notice of the perpetually tired college student (much like yourself) who always comes at the latest hours to order a cup of black coffee and a can of beer. The first time you saw him order that drink was a memorable one, if only because of the way your eyes had nearly popped out of their sockets when you saw him mix the two drinks in a large, empty slurpee cup and proceed to drink it all in a matter of seconds.

Another memorable time was when he came in with only enough money to buy a bottle of water, then took a seat at a table near the counter and took out a box full of what you initially presumed were cookies. It was a traumatizing memory you look back on with a shudder as you remember the way he crunched down on it like it was a piece of biscuit instead of a motherfucking spider.

“They’re surprisingly nutritional, full of protein and fibre. It leaves a strange aftertaste, but it’s a good substitute for dinner.”

Since then, you’ve made sure to keep some food ready in the microwave for him, free of charge. He just looked so pitiful sitting by himself with dark under-eyes and greasy hair — the very image of a normal college student — that you couldn’t help yourself from taking money out of your own pocket to help a fellow comrade.

One day, he came to the store with blown pupils and a sort of dazed look in his eyes, words slurring together as he tried to explain to you how he’s finally created an edible liquid that can keep sleep at bay for at least 120 hours…with some small side-effects, but it’ll wear off with time. That’s when you found out he was a bio-chemistry student well on his way to getting a PhD at his young age.

When questioned why he drank the liquid instead of having someone else do it, his response was, “To experience it firsthand, of course. The basis of research is accuracy and precision, how could I be remiss as to leave such an important experiment to someone who could, in their ignorance, fail to mention an important detail that their mind might have labeled as useless.”

You’re not quite sure how he’s still alive by this point.

But his weirdness aside, you resolve to take care of him in your own way, from a fellow tired college student to another. You remind him to get some sleep, steering him away from eating spiders and encouraging him to eat more meat.

“But I am eating meat?”

“Albedo, that’s a spider.”

“And are you saying that spiders do not possess meat?”

“Oh, for the love of—just eat the goddamn sandwich.”

You think he appreciates it, if the way he dedicated his latest thesis to you is any indication.

ALHAITHAM

You were in the middle of answering a math problem your professor assigned that morning, papers sprawled over the counter with you hunched over it, hand in your hair and trying not to pull at it in frustration over how difficult the problem was. And then he’d come in like an angel, all perfectly shiny hair and a no-nonsense look on his face, took one look at you and the papers scattered across the counter and said one sentence that saved your grade in math.

“You forgot to put a negative sign right there.”

That was the moment you decided that he must be an angel sent from heaven. He always grunts whenever you call him that, though whether it’s from amusement or annoyance remains to be seen.

He doesn’t visit the convenience store much, but when he does, he always spares the time to help you out with whatever assignment you were working on, sometimes even taking the initiative of asking if you need his assistance in answering a problem — though he says this on a much less nicer tone.

“Are you gonna make me do your homework again?”

“My professer didn’t assign me one today, surprisingly enough, so no.”

He seemed strangely disappointed when you told him no, but you chalked it up to him being some sort of math wiz who gets riled up by equations and the like. Seems like kind of guy too, what with all the times he’s made a subtle jab at your intelligence — or lack, thereof.

“How could you possibly need a paper to calculate the answer to four-hundred and thirty-two times fifty-eight?”

“Not all of us are smarter than Rukkhadevata like you.”

“Who?”

He’s not bad company, though that opinion stems solely from the fact that he helps you (solves it for you, more like) with all your homework. Not without making comments about you lazing about on the job and letting your customer answer your assignment for you. You respond in a mature way by making fun of him.

“I’ve never seen you without those earphones. Are you hiding a pair of large ears or something?”

“No.”

He refuses to elaborate more on the subject.

Sometimes you give him a drink, usually cola or juice, as thanks for helping you out. He takes it without question, taking sips from it as he tutors you about this and that, occasionally commenting about your job and how you’re only making yourself suffer by taking on midnight shifts. You don’t see why he cares. For all that you jokingly call him an angel, you know he’s far from actually being one.

You once saw him on campus reading a book by the library. It’s easy enough to come up to him and make conversation, handing him an unopened drink you just bought from a vending machine. It just feels wrong not to, more of a habit by this point.

It’s then that someone decides to dramatically drop his books to the ground and point at you and Alhaitham. The blonde guy gapes and asks how in the world Alhaitham managed not to scare you away. His eyes zero in on the can of grape juice on Alhaitham’s hand, and then he proceeds to laugh, asking Alhaitham since when did he decide to start drinking what he once called was an unhealthy drink composed of sugar and artificial flavoring.

You made a mental note of that response, and later that night, you decide to hand him a packaged biscuit. Nothing unhealthy there. Technically.

“Good. I was beginning to wonder if I should start taking medicine in case my stomach burst from the amount of cola you hand me.”

“You could’ve just not accepted, you know.”

“It was given to me. Not accepting would be considered rude.”

“Didn’t Kaveh say you threw a bottle of orange juice to his face after he gave you one?”

“I did.”

He refuses to elaborate more on the subject, but you’ve since resolved to only give him the healthiest thing you could find on the store—which isn’t much considering this is a 7-eleven, but hey, microwaved salad is still salad, right?

He grumbles about the radiation but eats the salad anyway. Another win for you, you suppose.

CHILDE

He came in near the end of your shift, lips busted and an eye swollen shut, blood splattered all over his clothes. The grin on his face should’ve hinted you at his lunacy, but you’ve always been blind to warnings and the like, so you went over the counter and helped him up from where he’s slumped over the chips and candies isle.

Aether, your co-worker and the one who’s about to take over from your shift, only looked at you with tired eyes, “It’s too early for this shit.” That was, of course, Aether’s way of basically saying, you’re on your own.

So you picked up the ginger lying on the linoleum floors, heaving his arm over your shoulder to drag him to the nearest pharmacy — never let it be said that you were just a bystander. He groaned as the movement bothered whatever injuries he may have, but he still looked at you with wide, strangely lightless eyes, as if only now registering your presence, and said, “Holy shit, you’re hot.”

After you finished dumping him on the pharmacy and leaving the people there baffled at what to do with an injured guy, he grabbed your wrist and, with a bloody smile he probably thought was charming, handed you a piece of paper containing his number.

You never text him. Or call.

He comes back to the store a week later with faint yellow bruises across his face and a far too bright grin for someone who’s visiting a 7-eleven at two in the morning. He pouts about not getting a single text from you, but before you can respond, he’s moving on to another topic, mindlessly picking up a box of tampons by the side and setting it on the counter.

He only seems to realize what he’s done when you give him a strange look.

“Tampons are, uh, great for bloody noses!”

“…Right.”

You weren’t convinced at all, but you decided to let it slide. He seemed like a genuine guy, if a bit too enthusiastic sometimes. His mouth never shuts ups, always going on about this and that, asking all sorts of questions that would’ve normally had most normal people backing away. But your brain isn’t exactly at its best condition and being sleep deprived for the better part of your life has made it less of a brain and more of an organ that just helps you get through the day.

You don’t know exactly why he stays to chat with you, buying ridiculous amounts of stuff that were frankly far too expensive just to have an excuse to talk to you. You don’t mind it much, especially when he’s a great deterrent for any unwanted petty thieves or middle school delinquents trying to rob your store every week or so.

Apparently, he’s got a reputation for being a bit of an adrenaline junkie and being willing to fight anything and everything that breathes. And apparently, word’s gotten out that he’s into you, like, really into you, so most guys who have less-than-well intentions have decided that robbing the local 7-eleven isn’t worth the trouble if it means having to deal with Ajax.

“Actually, it’s Tartaglia.”

“Tarantula?”

“No, Tartaglia. It’s my street name! Ajax just doesn’t inspire the same fear into other people’s hearts the same way Tartaglia does.”

“Whatever you say, Tortilla.”

“It’s Tartaglia!”

He never brings up the fact that you never call or text him back, even when he’s somehow gotten ahold of your number and started sending you memes and updates about his day. When asked, he just shrugs and says he’ll win you over eventually.

SCARAMOUCHE

It wasn’t intentional, and you’ll admit it was completely your fault, but did he have to be such an asshole about you dozing off on the counter?

“Have the standards really fallen so low that employees are now afforded to sleep on the job?”

Here was this guy at two in the morning, bemoaning society’s failure in raising the new generation to have a proper work ethic at a 7-eleven store. The guy had a rolex watch and clothes that looked like they were worth more than your monthly salary — you’re not one to judge other people’s appearances, but he’s the very image of nepotism. And frankly speaking, you’re of the opinion that rich people shouldn’t be entitled to an opinion on what the working class decides do with their life, like falling asleep on the job.

…And oh, you just said that out loud, didn’t you?

Oh well, your manager will understand.

The guy with a bowl cut leaves fuming, but not before slapping a wad of cash down the counter to pay for his stupidly expensive noodles, snarling at you to keep the change since you clearly need it more than him.

You do, in fact, keep the change. Money is money, whether it’s from your salary or a rich boy throwing a tantrum.

The next day in class, a bag slams down the seat beside you, and you’re met with the same rich boy from last night, a scowl painting his rather pretty face as he hisses lowly about how he’s surprised you can afford to go to college. Talk about holding a grudge, you would’ve forgotten all about him from last night if he hadn’t given you his change.

He fumes even more when you don’t give him any sort of reaction, merely nodding your head at him and turning back to the board to listen to your professor drone on about this and that. It’s rather difficult to focus, however, when he keeps muttering sarcastic comments and barbs to the teacher beneath his breath.

“If you even had an iota of charm about you, perhaps your wife wouldn’t have filed for a divorce.”

You choked on a laugh, hand coming up muffle the sound, but he clearly noticed, judging by the way he snaps his head to you, eyes wide and seemingly surprised you found it funny. You only smile at him, an amused little thing, but he quickly looked away and murmured something unintelligible beneath his breath, his fists clenched and the tips of his ears curiously pink.

He comes back to visit your job that night, still with that air of haughtiness about him but a bit toned down. Even more surprising was the fact he didn’t immediately leave the moment he handed you his money.

“Do you want the change?”

“Are you so desperate for money that you’d go begging a total stranger for some spare coin?”

“I mean, yeah, I guess.”

“Tch, fine. You can have it.”

He never fails to come back every night, always giving you the change for his bill, even when the amount is more than the items he paid for. Sometimes, he’ll even take out a snack or a drink from the bag and slide them over to you, cheeks suspiciously red as he did so.

“Don’t think this means anything. I’m only giving this to you because I know you can’t afford it.”

“It’s literally worth ten mora.”

“Would it kill you to at least give me a thank you?”

“Thank you, Kunikuzushi. I’ll be sure to treasure this can of cola that I would’ve never been able to afford without your help.”

“Shut up.”

He buys you a tub of ice cream the next night, the ridiculously expensive kind, to prove a point. The two of you eat it together at one of the tables, him grumbling about the stain on the table and the overall lack of quality and taste — at a 7-eleven — and you laughing whatever he says.

Well, you suppose he’s not as much of an asshole as you initially assumed.

VENTI

He’s a bit popular in campus, in the sense that nearly everyone is friends with him, which makes it impossible not to have heard about that one guy who’s really great at singing. You were, unfortunately, one of the few that aren’t well acquainted with him — aren’t acquainted with him at all.

So when he comes up to the counter, all boyish grin and ridiculously short shorts and a cute little pink hair clip keeping his bangs away from his face, holding an entire household’s worth of vodka and wine, you do what any rational semi-adult would do and look at him with a blank face.

“Are you even old enough to drink?”

He laughs at you like this is a common occurrence he faces on the daily before slapping down his ID on the counter. And huh, would you look at that, he’s even older than you are.

He then lights up once he gets a good look at you. “Hey, you’re Albedo’s friend, aren’t you?” He abandons his alcohol at the counter in favor of looking around your quaint little convenient store. “So this is that 7-eleven he keeps talking about…”

You’re not exactly sure what he’s going on about, but you do know he must be a friend of Albedo’s, which makes you ease up around him. He’s nice. Sort of. If you ignore the teasing and the jokes and the way he keeps asking you to give him a student discount. For alcohol. You’d given him what you hoped was your best imitation of Kunikuzushi’s stink eye. You think you got it on point, if the way he deflates is any indication.

He comes around the store every weekend, saying he’s here to get a little treat for the awful weekday he’s had. You never fail to remind him that he has class every Sunday, to which he responds by opening a can of beer (which he hasn’t paid for yet) and sitting on the counter, bemoaning the injustice of putting classes during the weekends.

You once asked him why he keeps hanging around this store when there’s a perfectly good bar right around the corner, owned by that popular red-haired business major from your university. Venti just laughed and said he prefers the quietness here — and the company, he added with a wag of his eyebrows. He always teases you, sometimes borderline flirting, but it’s easy enough to wave it away.

The day you discovered he was actually well known in campus was when your university hosted a local event. There’d been stalls and booths set up everywhere and even a little mock-stage put up near the center for any band or singer to perform in. It’d been nice to have a break from the monotonous routine of going to class and studying then working at your job and getting less than ideal sleep.

And then you heard your name booming out from the speakers, and you turn your head to see Venti on the stage with that little lyre he sometimes carries with him to the store, saying he’d like your opinion on a song or two he composed.

He dedicates the song to you in front of the entire student body, then proceeds to sing the cheesiest, most gut-wrenching and cringiest love song of all time.

“Why did you have to pick that song?”

“Because it’s fun and cute!”

“I sometimes question your ability to distinguish cute from horrifyingly monstrous.”

There’s a mortified look on your face, but amidst the embarrassment and the teasing remarks of his friends, there’s a smile on your face that you can’t bring yourself to wipe away.

i’ll be doing a part two on this but with diluc, dottore, kazuha, xiao, and zhongli!

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#genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #albedo x reader #albedo kreideprinz x reader #alhaitham x reader #al haitham x reader #al-haitham x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #ajax x reader #scaramouche x reader #kunikuzushi x reader #venti x reader #gn reader #modern au #fluffvember #fluffvember 2022

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lluzionz · 3 years ago

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"Period comfort"

Genshin boys x fem!reader

Tw: period, cramps, pads and tampons

Characters: Aether, Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo, Venti, Razor, Bennet, Xiao, Zhongli, Kazuha, Ayato, Gorou, Itto, Heizou

A/n: I am on my period and I needed some comfort so, I had to write this

Thanks: Thank you so much for the 241 followers. Love you all <3

Aether

He knew that you were in your period before you even had the time to tell him anythimg (because of his sister).

He already has everything that you might need ready, like pads and tampons, painkillers, a change of clothes and a warm hug.

He made you lay down on your bed as he went to the kitchen and made you a hot drink with some cookies. Once he brought them to you, he slipped under the covers with you as his arms slowly wrapping around you.

He constantly asked you if you felt better or if you need anything else. He doesn't let you do anything by yourself. The only thing he want you to do is to feel good. Nothing else.

Once you fell asleep, still in his arms, he placed a kiss on your hair as he brought you closer to him and snuggled up against you.

Diluc

He knew that women has something called period and that it happens every month but besides that, he is completely clueless.

So when he found you crawled up in a ball, clanching your stomach, he panicked a little and asked you what was going on. "What is happening y/n?" "Why are you clanching your stomach?" "Did someone hurt you?"

After you explained to him what is going on and why you are in pain, he relaxed and sat besides you, making you sit on his lap as he wrapped his arms around you. "Don't worry my love, I will take care of you."

And that's exactly what he did. He brought you some medicine to help with the pain, cooked you your favorite food while you took a hot shower and picked some comfy clothes for you to wear.

After you were done, he laid on the bed with you as he wrapped his arms around you careful not to hurt you as he places a kiss on your forehead. "Do you feel any better love?" He asked as he massaged your stomach.

If you ask him to, he will use his vision and be your personal heater but his hands are already warm so this might not be needed.

Kaeya

He knows what period is and feels pretty confident with himself that he will be able to help when you have yours but when the time finally arrives, he just stands there, looking at you. He didn't expect it to be like this. He didn't expect you to cry because of the pain.

"Y/N please answer me, does it hurt so much?" He asked, his usual flirty tone was long gone. You raised your gaze to meet his eyes. "Yes." And that's all he needed to hear.

He wipped the tear away form your face before running to the kitchen to bring you some painkillers to help you ease the pain. After that he went to the Good Hunters and bought your favorite food.

Once he came back, you asked him to help you go to the bathroom. Instead of letting you lean on him for support, he picked you up bride style and took you on the bathroom. Once you were done, he picked you up again and brought you back to your bed, laying you donw on it.

"Thank you Kaeya. For all the help." A weak smile make it's way to your lips as Kaeya leaned over and kissed you. "Of course my queen. Anything for you." "But please promise me something. Don't tell anyone that I froze when I saw you bleeding." He chuckled. "I won't, but you have to cuddle with me." You said.

That was exactly what Kaeya wanted to hear. He laid on the bed besides you and took you in his arms. "Don't expect me to let go of you so easily." He whispered in your ear as he pulled you closer to his body.

Albedo

He never paid much attention to period because period wasn't something he was concerned about. But now, he has you and he wants to know what he needs to do to help you and maybe learn a few things about it.

Without being annoying, he asked you what you wanted him to do in order to help you feel better. He would do anything you ask him to, without question it.

When you asked him to bring so a change of clothes because yours had blood in them , he gave you the most comfortable clothes he could find. The problem came when you asked him to bring you pads and tampons. That was the first time he heard of these thing so he just looked at you like "What exactly is this?"

Once you explained to him what you wanted, he left you alone and went to fulfil your command or rather ask Sucrose if she had such things called "pads and tampons." Poor girl almost passed out of embarrassment as she gave him what he asked her to.

He spend some time examining those strange things before handing them to you. He was curious and he wanted to know what you were suppose to do with these things or how you use them. He will ask you about it once your period is over.

"Do you need anything else?" He asked once you returned back to your bed, rubbimg your hands against your stomach. "Can you cuddle with me?" You asked, making yourself as comfortable as possible on the bed. "Will this help you with the pain or something?" You nodded your head.

Albedo climbed under the covers with you, still wondering how a hug could help you feel better. He was about to hug you by your torso but you moved his hands on your stomach. "I need your warmth in order to ease the pain." You explained. He just shrugged and kept you in his arms until you felt better.

Venti

He never had a reason to know what period is but now he has you and want it or not, he has to find out.

"Y/N, why do you have blood on your pants?" He asked flattly, pointing at the bloody spot on the back of your pants. Your face became as red as a tomato as you covered the spot with your hands and ran to the bathroom with Venti following behind you, trying to find out why you were bleeding.

"Venti can you bring me a change of clothes and some pads?" You asked him from inside the bathroom. Venti paused for a moment, trying to understand what "pads"were. This was the first time he heard the word after all.

"You want what now?" He asked, raising his brows. You quickly explained to him what you wanted and Venti ran off to bring you what you needed.

Once he was back, he knocked at the bathroom door and entered. You were wrapped in your tower, hot steam covering the whole bathroom. "I needed that bathroom to clean myself up." You explained as Venti gave you the clothes and pads.

"So why did you had blood in your pants and why did you needed this thing called "pads"?" He asked, trying to uderstand what was wrong with you.

After you explained to him everythimg he needed to know about period, he just stands there looking at you like you just grew to heads or something. "Uh I didn't quite uderstand what period is but this sounds really painful. But being the best boyfriend that I am, I have the solution to your problem!" He said as he exited the room.

He came back after a few minutes, caring a bottle of dandelion wine in one hand and two glasses with the other. "Here." He said, offering you a glass. "If you drink some of this, you will forget everything about the pain that you feel.

You of course scolded him about him and forced him to lay down with you and cuddle you until you felt better. How could he refuse that?

Razor

Purple teacher Lisa tried to talk to him about period but he didn't seen to understand what she was trying to tell him so she decided to let the matter go. But then, your period came.

Razor smelled the blood and saw you clanching your stomach so he immidiately went on protecting mode, pulling you closer to his body as he asked you why you were clanching your stomach and who hurted you. He sounded angry.

You were quick to reassure him that no one hurted you and that it was just your period. Razor stared at you for a moment, trying to remember where did he heard this word before.

Lisa's words rushed back in his mind as he jumped up on his feet and started walking away from you. "Razor, where are you going?" You asked, trying to get up from the ground to follow him. "Razor will help y/n feel good." He said, running off somewhere.

When he came back, he was holding a big piece of meat in his hands. "What is this?" You asked, raising your brow, "Meet will make y/n feel good."

You wanted to tell him that a hug would be much better but he seemed happy and eager to help you so you decided to let him do his thing. "Y/N feels better?" He asked you after you were done eating. You nooded your head as yes. He smiled, feeling happy that he was able to help you ever tho he couldn't take the pain what you felt away.

"Now can we cuddle?" You asked, snuggling closer to his body. "Will cuddles help y/n feel good?" You nodded your head. Razor gave you a small smile as he wrapped his arms around your figure, pulling you closer to him. "Razor will protect y/n until she feels better." He exclaimed, kissing your cheek.

Bennet

Period? What is this? Is it like period of time or something? He has no idea. After all this is the first time he heard about such thing.

"Y/N why is there blood on the bed sheets?" He asked once he saw the blood. You immidiately got up from the bed yelling at him to bring you somethimg called pads and tampons. Bennet had zero idea of what you just asked him to bring it to you, so he assumed it was some kind of medicine.

He quickly got up from the bed and ran toward the brawer where you kept all the medicine. Without thinking about it, he took the first pack of medicine he found and ran towards you.

"Here I brought it." He said, giving the medicine to you. You looked at him for a sec, not realising that he had no idea what period even was. "That's not what I need." You said, giving the medicine back as you walked towars the drawer and got what you needed.

"What is this strange thing?" Bennet asked, taking the tampon in his hand and examing it. "This will help with the bleeding." You explained to him as you changed your blood covered clothes. "Really? This thing?" He was in shock. How could this weird thing stop the amount of blood that comimg out of you.

Once you were done changing and takimg your painkiller, you sat on the sofa hugging your favorite plush to your stomach. Bennet sat becided you, the tampon still in his hand. "Can you tell me more about period?" He asked and you were more than happy to tell him.

After you told him, he looked at you, a strange expression on his face. "Will I get ever get my period?" He asked, sounding a little worried. "No Benny. Only girls have period."

A small smile apearred on his face as he wrapped his arms around you. "I guess that girls are more unlucky than I am." You chuckled as you wrapped your arms aounf him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Guess so."

Xiao

This is something that mortal women has, right? He had heard of such thing before but never payed as much attention. Why should he? He was an adepti so mortals "period" had nothing to do with him. Until he met you.

When he saw you laying on your bed crying your eyes out, he ran towards you, taking you in his arms as he frantically asked you who hurted you.

Between sobs, you explained to him that it was just your period cramps. He seem to relax a little as he placed a strand of your hair behind your ear. "Don't worry. I am here."

He wiped the tears away from your eyes as he scooped you up in his arms as he walked towards the bathroom. Once there, he helped you take your clothes off and placed you inside the bathtab. He washes your body slowly, careful not to hurt you (or rather get both of you covered in blood.)

After he washed your body, he helped you wipe with a towel as he went to bring you underwear and some clean clothes. He left the bathroom to let you get dressed and maybe stop the bleeding somehow (he means use a pad or tampon).

Once you're done getting ready, he picked you up in his arms once again and placed you on your bed. "Feeling better now?" He asked, running his fingers along your cheek. "Yeah." You replied weakly, trying to hold yourself from crying.

"You can't fool me." He said, pulling you close to his body. "I know it hurts." Tears started running down your face once again as Xiao wrapped his arms around your body.

He wiped them away once again as he leaned over and gave you a soft kiss on the forehead. "You mortal women surely have it hard." He commented as he ran his fingers along your arm. "But I will be here. I will make the pain go away. I will do anything for you."

Zhongli

He may knows many things of all kinds of subgects but period isn't one of them. The only thing he knew about the matter was that women has it. And here is were you come to teach him what exactly period is.

He found you crawled up in your bed, clanching your stomach as little groans escapes your mouth. "What is the matter darling?" He asked, sitting on the bed besides you. "I'm on my period and my stomach hurts." Your voice cracked a little at the end.

"Period? I'm sorry love but I don't know what exactly period is." He apologized like it was his fault. A little chuckle escaped you as you explained to him what period is. He sat there quietly, listening to talking about your period.

Once you were done talking, Zhongli was up on his feet, walking toward the kitched. "Where are you going? You asked. "I need to take care of you." He replied as he crackes a smile.

A few minutes past by and Zhongli was back with a tray full of your favorite food. "Before you start eating, take this." He said, placing a pill on your palm. "It's a painkiller for your cramps." He smiled as he sat besides you once again.

Zhongli watched you as you ate all of the food he prepared for you. "Quite hungry, weren't you?" He chuckle as you swallowed the last piece of your food. "Period makes me hungry." You replied, crossing your arms to your chest. "Don't worry y/n. I can cook you as much food as you want." He smiled as he took you in his arms.

Kazuha

He knows one thing or two about period but not as much as. He just heard Beidou and some other female crew members of the Crux talking about it.

So when the two of you were out on a date, he was quick to notice the red spot of blood coving the back of your dress. "Y/N, I think that you're in your period." He whispered in your ear, not wanting to make it obvious to the rest of the people walking on the street.

"What?" Your face became red as the realisation hit you. "Don't worry, I got you." Kazuha stepped behind you, hidding the bloody spot on your dress with his body. "I think it would be better if we went home." He said and you agreed.

Once home, Kazuha, helped you change your dress and clean yourself up. "Um Kazuha, could you please bring me pads and tampons?" You asked him. "I would love to do that but sadly, I don't know that pads and tampons are, so could you please explain it to me?"

After you explained it a little to him, he left you alone for a while as he got out to get you what you asked him to. He came back as quickly as he can and handed you the things you needed.

Once you were done, you got out of the bathroom, Kazuha took you in his arms and laid on the bed with you. "I think it will be good for you if you laid down for a while." He said as he stroked your hair, trying to make you relax.

A few moments later, you could feel your eyes heavy as Kazuha continued to whispered sweet nothings in your ear. "If you feel sleepy, just close your eyes and let sleep take you to dreamland." He whispered as you closed your eyes and fell into a sweet sleep.

Ayato

He used to take care of his sister Ayaka, when she was a little girl so he knows one or two things about period.

So he wasn't so surprised when he saw you laying on your bed and clanching your stomach. In fact, he knew exactly what was going on with you. "Are you in your period y/n?" He asked, simply because he didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable. "Yeah..." You replied as you clanched your stomach once again, trying to make the pain stop.

"Here have this." He said as he gave you a pill and a glass of water. You gave him a look as you placed the pill to your mouth and swallowed it along with water. "This helps with my headaches after countless hours of work he said as he placed another cup in front of you. "What is this?" Yoy asked as you took the cup in your hands.

"Tea. It will help you relax and ease the pain a little. My sister, Ayaka, used to love drinking this when she was on her period. You took a sip from the tea and your eyes widened. "This is amazing." You exclaimed as you took another sip from the tea.

Once you were done with the tea, you could barely keep your eyes open. That tea really had relaxed you to the point were you couldn't even walk to your room. "Is everything alright y/n?" Ayato asked, looking up at you from his paper work. "Yeah I just feel sleepy all of a sudden..." Your voice trailed off as your eyes closed all by themselves.

Ayato took you in his arms and carried you to your room. Once there, he laid you down to your bed as he pulled the blankets over you. He was about to leave your room when you suddently grabbed him by the wrist, making him stop walking. "Please, sleep with me..." You mumbled, without even opening your eyes.

A soft smile plastered on his face as he walked towards the door. "Thoma, can you please reorganise my paper work? I desided to take a break today." He said in a low voice, trying to be as quiet as possible. "Of course my lord. Whatever you need." Thoma smiled as he walked away.

Meanwhile Ayato closed the door behind him as he stepped inside the room once again. As quietly as he could, he changed his clothes and laid down besides you.

As soon as he laid down, your arms wrapped around him squeezing him in your arms, slowly becoming addicted to hs warmth.

Gorou

He had never heard of such thing called period before neither he knew that women has it every month. He is completely clueless.

So when you told him that you were on your period and you needed him to bring yoi some pads and tampons he just titles his head to the side and just looks at you.

His face becomes red after tou explained to him what period is and what you need him to bring to you. But the part were he almost passed out was when you told him to ask Kokomi if she had pads and tampons to spear.

"C-can't you ask her yourself y/n?" He asked, hoping that you'll agree to his proposal. "I'm sorry Gorou but I can't. The pain is too much for me." You're almost in tears because of the pain so Gorou has no choice but to go to her Excellency and ask her if she has pads and tampons for your period.

Kokomi was quick to give Gorou what he ask for, since she was a woman herself and she knew how hard it was to be in your period.

Once he had what you asked him for, he takes his sweet time examining those strange things. "And how are you suppose to use this?" He asked, even tho he wasn't quite sure if he wanted to know the answer.

After you described to him how you used those things, his eyes grew wide as he tries to keep it together. He was shocked. "So you'll have this thing called period every month?" He asked as you nodded your head.

"That sounds hard." He commented in a low voice as you wrapped your arms around him, snuggling up against him. "Y/N, what's wrong?" He asked, stroking your hair. "You feel so warm." You exclaimed, hidding your face you his neck. "Really? You know you can use me as your pillow if it'll make you feel better." His face was covered in red but he would anything to make you feel better.

Itto

Shinobu tried to explain it to him once, so he won't pass out once he founds out about your period but the moment he heard the word "blood", the conversation was over. He hates blood. Only the idea of blood is enough to make him bizzy.

So imagine his expression when you told him that you were in your period and started to explain to him what period is.

"What? You you're going to bleed to death like that every month? No way!" He yelled, not believing what he just heard. "I'm not actually bleeding to death." You corrected him but he didn't seem to hear you.

"We have to do something to stop the bleeding." He yelled again as he jumped up to his feet. "Just tell me what to do and I'll do it." He said. "Just be quiet and call Shinobu." You told him. "Shinobu? But I can help you too you know-" His sentence was caught off as you yelled at him to get Shinobu.

Without saying another word, he walked off to get Shinobu. "Y/N, I am here, what do you need?" Shinobu asked as she stepped inside the bedroom with Itto following behind her. "Do you have any pads or tampons by any chance?" You asked, sitting up on your bed. "Yes I have, here." Shinobu gave a strange thing to you and you take it as you stepped to the bathroom.

" What is this weird thing?" Itto says as he picked up a tampon and examined it. "It's a tampon Itto." Shinobu told him. "A what now?" He raised his brow.

Once Shinobu explained to him what a tampon is, he throws it on the ground and takes a step back. "That sounds awful." He said, as the hairs on the back of his neck stood up. "Maybe, but we can't do anything about it." Shinobu shrugges her shoulders as she turned her back to him. "Sorry boss but I have some bussiness to attend to so I'm leaving." She said "Take care of y/n" Shinobu walked away as Itto sat down on your bed, trying to process everything that he learned.

Meanwhile, you got out of the bathroom and climbed back under your warm blankets. "Itto can you come here for a sec?" You asked him but he didn't seem to hear you. "Itto!" You yelled, snapping him back to reality. "What is it? Does anything hurt?" Are you bleeding again?" He asked, worried. "I'm not in pain for now and I'll be bleedimg for a few days more." You replied his questions. "But I wanted something else." You said. "What is it?" Itto asked. "I want you to be my personal pillow." "What?" Itto was comfused. "I just want you to cuddle with me silly."

A big grin appeared on his face as he climbed up on the bed next to you. "Well worry no more y/n because this oni is the cuddlying pillow that you could ask for." He said, squeezing you in his arms.

Heizou

He was curious about what period was so he decided to do his research on the matter. He found out many interesting things about it but he also couldn't wait until you had yours so he could learn even more things. When the day finally came, Heizou had everything that you might need ready.

It was no surprise to him when you woke up in the morning and there was blood on the bed sheets. "Shit, my period just came." You cursed under your breath as you got up and started walking towards the bathroom but Heizou's voice stopped you. "Hey y/n, don't forget this." He said as he handed you a pad. "Thanks but how did you...?" You were about to ask him how did he know that you had your period but he cut you of. "Y/N don't forget that I'm a detective. Of course I would know when you'll have your period."

Without saying anything, you took the pad of his hand and lazely started walking towards the bathroom. Before changing, you took a long, hot shower to clean yourself of the blood that was covering you.

Once you were all clean and changed, you walked out of the bathroom inside your bedroom only to find a tray full of your favorite foods waiting for you on the bed along with his clothes.

"Just wear my clothes until your period is over. Don't want your beautiful clothes to get stained with blood." He smiled as he sat back on the bed, observing you as you changed from your clothes to his.

"Now that feels better, doesn't it?" He asked as you sat besides him, taking the tray on your lap and started eating. Heizou couldn't help himself as he picked up a fork and started feeding you. "Mmm how I love to feed you like that. Like the baby you are, my baby." He said as he leaned over and gave you a kiss on the lips.

"I'm not a baby!" You whined but Heizou didn't hear any of it. "I'm going to treat you like a baby until your period is over because you're not going to do anything until then. Well except relaxing and tell me more about your period." He smiled, the smile that you knew he meant every word he said. "Ugh fine but please do me a favor and cuddle me." You said, making his smile grow bigger. "You don't have to ask a second time." He said as his arms wrapped around you, pulling you as close as possible to his body.

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*casually slides into asks*

The Creator having to be taught the language of Teyvat, except they don't realise that each country has their own seperate language and so they are just mixing and matching phrases from each of the languages and no one has any idea what they are saying

*slides back out of asks*

Hello hello my regular customer 💃

Before u slide out, have a cookie for the road! 🤲🍪

Ok but this would actually happen to me

Im partial to the headcanon that theres a trade language in Teyvat, but each country has their own native language, w/sub-dialects too (i think thats the word?)

Just like what u said basically, bc like what if they dont have the trade one 💀 it rlly is just diff languages and im just over here like 😃🗨👋

(Gif is u in the center trying to talk to other people on the sides lol)

Srry if uncreative or kinda a flop i am not a fountain of ideas as much as i wish to be😔🙏

This may be only funny to me...

But i did my bestest for you beloved regular <3

Also u didnt ask for this but u got it anyway LMAO <3

(sorry if i accidentally start callin u xiao pfp i couldnt find a name to call u by)

Ok but like?? Was anybody gonna tell you???

Or like r u so incomprehensible now bc youve mashed all their lingos together that they dont even recognize any of their languages anymore 😭😭???

Yall ever heard that meme sound that has like music playing in the background and its just a loop of a guy saying "..HuH?..HuH?...HuH?"

^^^Everyone else trying to understand you

...

.....?

WAIT A MINUTE ?!%

OH GOD OH NO PLEASEEDA@!?

I HAD THE WORST THOUGHTTT!!!!

DO U JUST SOUND LIKE A SIM TO THEM??!!!

😰😰😰😰🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💀💀💀

CRYINGSOBBING

I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHT PLEASE NOOOOO JDIOOALLFJSLAFQ

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING ANDBCRINGING PLEASE -> GOD WALKS AROUND SOUNDING LIKE A SIM TO THE REST OF TEYVAT STOP

♧

Ok but so many people r trying so hard to teach u their language more fully so u can commit to one at least

(Off the top of head, Thoma, Tighnari but if u keep mixing them more and more even on accident he gets too frustrated and accepts it lmao, Amber, Ningguang she wants ur first teyvat lang. to be Liyuean so bad, Kazuha just wants to genuinely understand u and you understand them aw what a sweetheart, Ei once again a person who wants u to learn Inazuman first lol, Zhongli, Jean, Ganyu, Alhaitham but he'd be a terrible teacher i can see it now, Ayato, Ayaka, Gorou, Yae Miko just so u can actually read her novels abt you + have bragging right lol)

...Its not really working

Which makes sense tbh, at least to me, bc i sure as fuck couldnt initially hear a big difference between Portugese v. Spanish, Korean v. Japanese etc.

Until i like, kept hearing it over and over and finally got it

(it was easier to differentiate between them on paper than auditorily?? auditorally?!? aUDITORIALLY??!! GODAMMIT IS THAT EVEN A WORD)

But I could totally see their languages just all sounding really similar to you, or like, theres some bits and pieces from each lang. that mimic others (pantalones Spanish = pants English for example, and its like all u catch are the "pant" sound so ur like?? Ok so same language right? Hence the mix and match)

♤

So this happens on the daily these days,

U r still going and seeing people,

But nobody has managed to communicate to you that its all different languages lol 🤭

Like this below, happens all the time ⬇️

Ur having dinner w/ Kamisato clan bc ofc they wanna welcome u!! :D

And Thoma's there, and yall r at the Teahouse, Thoma just got out the hotpot (oh god🤢 ...wait is that you now, r u just like Venti saying oh Barbatos...?)

And they just started dinner but its already a problem w/ur ass LMAO

Thoma: "What do you want to drink Our God?"

You: "Ahfs kal aldsplease give me ahdhai?"

Thomas face just like "...😶🙁 oh no" HAHA

Ayaka trying to help him,

"Please repeat that Your Grace?" 😅

You, again lol: "I would dhkaied that aifjwe please :)"

U sound like a SIMMM TO THEMM 😭😭

Utter fail poor Ayaka is at a loss for once,

they're trying so hard to be polite and you havent even gotten a drink yet let alone the meal lmao,

Poor Thoma is struggling, hes just like,

"Um, uh, this one??" All worried bc now hes gotta point to the pitchers one by one until u either point or nod

AND THE REST OF THE DINNER IS JUST THAT SITUATION OVER AND OVER

U give up and just start nodding or pointing for food or napkins or drinks all like, "Oh wow my accent must be heavy today 😀🤷‍♂️"

Absolutely clueless, and they cant even figure out how to tell u lol

...

Oh god i dont wanna think about the chaos if ur also only understanding the basics of every language so not only do they not get all ur words, u dont get theirs 💀

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