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reasons why i like joe hills morning coffee streams:
funny
great background noise if i need to do something else at the same time
they're at a perfect time for me: not at night when i need to sleep, but not during school either. i am cozy at home and can just chill for the whole stream without needing to constantly check the clock. thank you joe
genuinely interesting topics
idk he's just a great guy
#owo post#joe hills#debated putting the time thing in the chat but wasn't exactly sure how to form the sentence so ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ tumblr it is#this man is so funny and i need to draw him (and in general) more#eventually i need to go eat dinner and i miss something but that's just life i guess#also i like how he says people's usernames#kahveli eleven hundred....
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as someone who loves stampede with all my heart i reeeaaally enjoy hearing about why people hate it and what studio orange can do better so i would love to hear your main issues with it🙏🙏
Hello I love yapping about this, and it's not like I hate hate it or anything, it's just not my favorite haha. Sorry in advance for how long this is, but I have been bouncing around my likes and dislikes with my friend for months now. So. I'm putting under a cut bc it's long asf sorry 😅
My main problems with it boil down to:
Pacing - They do major story beats and "reveals" incredibly early (e.g. Vash and Knives' backstory, the introduction of Knives at all, the fact that they are related. just all of it.), introducing the gung-ho-guns in like episode 3. We find out WW is working with Knives in the same episode he is introduced iirc. Similar problems with WW's backstory, it is told very early in Stampede when in the manga he is around for a lot longer before we learn a lot about him. (Also based on it ending before the timeskip, it is roughly following just the original Trigun manga which means they put ALL of the Maximum reveals and events and stuff wayyy earlier than they originally happen). One more thing, idk why they just HAD to make JuLai a "present" event instead of having it happen before the show starts. Like idk I think the fight with Raidei and Legato having Vash set off his angel arm a SECOND time at Jeanora Rock makes a lot more sense for being the catalyst for him going into hiding for 2 years than it being the first time it has happened to him.
Characters - There are a few character/characterization changes that just don't make sense to me. Elendira is a plant child instead of a grown transgender woman. Which is definitely a choice. They got rid of Milly 😭😭😭 even though she is coming in Stargaze that's a whole season of her GONE. STOLEN. She is suchhh an interesting character even though she is kinda underdeveloped, and now she is a whole season behind the other characters, which means she will again be the most underdeveloped character in Trigun :[[[. They completely flipped the characters of Vash and Knives when they were children. Like in Maximum Knives was the softie who wanted to be friends with everyone and Vash was the menace. Vash tries to kill himself and almost kills Rem??? I think it is really interesting how much of their personalities swap after they find out about Tesla -- Knives is unconscious so he doesn't see the convo that Rem and Vash have, he just wakes back up to them acting like nothing happened. I feel like that chapter is SOOOOO interesting and I wish Stampede would have covered it especially since they put so much emphasis on Vash's connection with Rem.
Lore - I feel like the inclusion of "gates" and the "primordial plant" is kind of pointless. I understand that Maximum doesn't exposit that much about how the plants work, but this specific change undermines a lot of what Vash goes through in the manga. After WW dies he uses up the majority of his remaining life force (powers, plant magic…. whatever) just, like. Blowing up. Which is great. It shows how he is emotionally affected by it. And then he uses what energy he has left putting essentially his own life force into his bullets before he goes to fight Knives. Making Vash uniquely able to draw from some external power source makes all of that seem so much less impactful. *Granted, they haven't adapted those scenes yet, so hopefully they are able to make them have as much impact as they did in the manga
Also, here are my most honest reactions while watching and my very messy unfiltered thoughts from right when I finished it
(i meant like overall chapter 80, ik it would be 60 of maximum. And one more thing idk why they have WW using his. serum. special sauce. whatever. so flippantly. bc what is going to happen to him later???? him not even touching it until the fight with Livio imo makes it seem much more of a last resort type thing, WHICH IT IS. idk i'm rambling)
All in all, I am very incredibly excited for Stargaze, and I trust them to adapt certain parts (ahem. couch scene) better than the 98 anime did. At the very least they will include lots of hype moments and aura which is the core of Trimax
#ask#llegato#sorry AGAIN for how long this is#i have a lot of feelings on adaptation in general and trigun is a great outlet for them bc it has had so many iterations#also ur username made me chuckle. Legato está llegando hahaha#wait omg i recognize u! you got that ask that was like ''if vash sends his brother to hell then who will he have sex with'' ''me!!!''#or something to that effect#i think about it like once a week it's so fucking funny.#also also i saw that post u madelike 4 ish hours ago which is i think right after i said smth about hating stampede#idk if that was about me but like if it was hahahahaha i get it im sorry for shitting on something u like#i was having a moment related to certain individuals on twitter#i dont actually hate stampede not really. it is very good. and i was crying a lot at the ending#and pogging at the animation
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I now must know everything about Lilly and Sophia…
Yayy! Lilly and Sophia are two of the five main characters of my book trilogy, Before. It follows a group of high schoolers trying to navigate their final year in school + drama in their personal lives, and then everything turns upside down when they find out that (apparently) one of them (December) has a twin sister that's trying to sabotage their lives. Or maybe there's just something wrong with December?
In order: Lilly, Jessica, December, Sophia, and Selena. The story is set in Lancaster, Ohio (but not the real Lancaster; an imagined, alternative, hsslilly-fied Lancaster, OH). More about Lilly and Sophia under the cut because this got a bit long.
Lilly is the youngest, she's class president (asterisk), and she's from Massachusetts. She lives with her mom, whom she does not have a good relationship with (at all), and she's an obsessive overachiever. She's very direct, blunt, no nonsense. She has had a fifteen year plan for ages, and she intends to major in English. Her chapters in the first book are focused on her campaign + her relationship with Caroline (Carol; Cat), the "leader" of the friend group, and how they're in this weird competition for something. Carol ends up sabotaging the election in Lilly's favour and uses it as blackmail later in the story. In book 2, Lilly joins Jessica in investigating the whole deal with December and the apparent twin sister + other things.
Sophia is the only girl in the football team, and she really loves football & sports in general. And film! I'd describe her as laid-back... she usually takes things easy, but the world wants her to freak out. She has an older brother, Jacob, and they live with their father. She's not close to either. Her mother passed away when Sophia was 10, and grief is very present in her chapters. As you would expect. She has undiagnosed dyscalculia, and one of her side-plots has to do with trying to navigate an education system that was not made for her. She's also bisexual, and it's not something she's aware of until transfer student Mia/Milena/Kings (it's a whole thing) shows interest in her. She's the closest to December, which means she is the first one to notice something weird has been going on with Demi. So when Jessica approaches her with her weird theory about a twin, Sophia needs no convincing to believe it.
Writing it like this makes it seem like a lot, but when reading the story everything is tied up together. All of their plots are connected because of two major characters. I could go on and on about Lilly and Sophia, and the other three, but it's a lot! Thanks for asking about them!!
#ask box#oc: lilly watson#oc: sophia washington#this lilly is the lilly from my username :) she was the first character i've ever made and i used her name online for a while#sophia is one of my favourite characters ever. writing her was so fun because i could fit 1. random bible references and 2. random film#references whenever she got super nervous/anxious because she'd just start rambling. but she's a very fun character in general#i love her friendship with lilly and how they just get each other. it's very funny because they don't seem so close at first but they are#the more reserved/detached (?) characters in the friend group so they just get along really well. they're very practical.#anyway. i love them
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WHY DOES TUMBLR LOOK DIFFERENT HWAT
#I don’t like…#which is funny because I really should like. the names are bigger with the follow button in a much better spot#much much better for accessibility. and specifically accessibility to ME my eyes are AWFUL my fingers are CLUMSY this should be HELPFUL#but it’s harder to scroll without having to pause and read usernames :/. very slightly I’m sure if it stays like this I’ll get used to it#but I still don’t LIKE#so much of tumblr humour and also just. tumblr culture in general. is that usernames don’t matter until it’s brought up yknow
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I NEED TO BE OBNOXIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT ACE ATTORNEY LAWBLR SIM YOU MADE BECAUSE OH MY GOD IT MADE ME LOSE MY SHIT. I definitely can tell you put genuine effort into making that silly little thang and I wish that it would have 10,000 notes like right this minute. Hellsite hall of fame if you’re reading this please reblog this person’s ace attorney lawblr sim because it deserves an award

i think this is one of the nicest asks i've ever gotten thank you so so much (I'M RAMBLING IN THE TAGS SO MUCH BTW. if you want insight into the thought process or anything)
#honestly it was really fun to make !!#i like thinking about posts people would make#i definitely could've put more steel samurai posts in but i forgor.#perhaps if i ever make a second !!#it would also have to include at least one 'happy almost christmas to those who celebrate' 'who is putting this on my dash it is JUNE'#i feel like almost christmas would become a meme on lawblr#the only things stopping me from making another are a not enough post ideas#and b i don't want to be the unnecessary sequels guy#i think my biggest struggle was with usernames lol#since they would have had to be related to law in general or the trials specifically#or in other cases regular generic usernames. or the two gavinners fans#making up a username for a fandom is a lot harder when you can't acknowledge that it's a piece of media /lh#like nobody would be able to have an url referencing unnecessary feelings because nobody on lawblr would know that was said#forever going to be thinking about courtofwaw#a large chunk of usernames on it are from my ocs tbh. i have usernames picked out for them#one of them is just one of my friends' blogs shoutout to rubie for volunteering to be perjury girl#i think one was one of my old usernames#it was that and it was finding the emojis#favorites are definitely courtofwaw and just--ice#i can't explain why waw is so funny sorry#THIS GOT REALLY LONG#basically oh my god thank you so so much you mean the world to me /p#save#<- i am saving this post because it will singlehandedly fix me i think if i ever get sad#most of this kind of just started as 'i bet in the aa universe there's wild discourse about this'#also if i do make a second post. i'm stealing my 'you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma' post#SOMEONE would make it. idk who but i know someone would make that post unironically.#also one final note !!#none of the characters in the post were MEANT to be canon aa characters#however if anyone SEEMS like they would be i would LOVE to hear it tbh
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Guess who just got their first hate comments on one of their art posts! :oD
#It was on insta not here#I also find it incredibly funny#Mostly cus the dudes username was 'love trump fuck biden' or some shit like that.#Not sure how he found my user though.#He also said the most generic ass shit ever that didn't even fit with the art he was commenting on smh
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#NOTE: this is NOT RELATED to the ‘tumblr crabs’ thing#this was posted because clab is funny#and I’m Krabs#like my blog url#and the general username I use online and stuff#🆑🆎‼️
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cackling because this spambot is almost named "credible person"
#none of the other spambot waves gave me any funny usernames to dunk on#this one makes up for it tho#tumblr#lemon generator
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nah.
This is something I've been wondering about:
#my goal is to be not a stranger from the internet but an entity#name? who cares lol. just @ me if you need me#like my username is just the most generic thing I could think of#yes I have many hobbies I could theme my blog after but why?#I’m not crazy about having my fandom in my user even if it’s plain as day what I like in my blog desc#anyways I love funny usernames. keep it up tumblr#poll
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miiiiiight change my username idk yet.
#personal#ive had this one for over 10 years now thats crazy#idk ive kinda been thinking about changing it for a while now#just been waiting for a good one to change it to yknow?#illogicalghost was like a randomly generated username i thought was like mildly cool#before that was pineappletaco and i wanted to get rid of that bc i thought it was too 'XD random LULZ'#haha. its funny thinking back to that time. thinking my younger self was sooooo cringe or whatever#and then looking back at stuff i posted then and like physically recoiling lmao#the times. they do be a changing.
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Op and this reblog as well as the vast majority of the people in notes are 100% correct about it being extremely disrespectful and enraging(the explanation of what the original painting was and means is also very very good to spread) but seem to be missing the actual point of the tweet iirc.

Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.
#very sure i remember that tweet actually being a parody of the soulless insensitive people want to do with AI#you can definitely say that they picked a bad piece to do it with but the rage it causes does prove it was a very effective one#sorry ive#gone through art school stuff where this kinda art came up#oooh fuck id wanna show this tweet to one of my art teachers#the one who brought up having art be the reaction people have to it just as much if not more than the original piece#did a piece like this and like.. probably didnt intend for it to be art the way it ended up or for it to gain such reach#it was just meant as a funny edgy criticism of using computer generation to take from the dead through parody#im not 100% sure of this and again if anyone sees these additions its not meant to downplay the rightousness of the anger ppl feel#its just such a good example of the shit i learned during my art education#like im kinda debating on whether i should send a screenshot(censored usernames of course) to my old professor#*soulless insensitive shit people want to do with ai#also used the word parody instead of satire cause i mixed up the meanings of the english word#god im sorry for all the tags the art student part of me just went crazy#many tags#long tags#art#remember#hope this isnt a sorry my follower made that comment moment cause again this being satire does not in any way invalidate being upset#also again im reading into this a lot a real blue curtains moment or whatever im v sure the person who made the tweet didnt mean#to make a far reaching reaction art piece but rather just did an edgy joke at the expense of companies who do/want to do that stuff#the tweet probably shouldnt have even been made something something if satire isnt recognised by most ppl as satire its bad satire
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Generate Humorous Handles for Free: Funny Usernames Generator
Creating a unique and amusing username is an art form that combines creativity, wit, and a touch of playfulness. Whether you're looking to stand out on social media, add a bit of humor to your gaming profile, or simply want a memorable online identity, a funny username can make all the difference. In this blog post, we'll delve into the world of funny usernames and explore how you can generate your own hilarious moniker for free.
Why Choose a Funny Username?
Memorability: A humorous username is more likely to be remembered by others, making it easier for friends, followers, and fellow gamers to find you.
Icebreaker: A funny username can be a great conversation starter, breaking the ice in online communities or gaming environments.
Express Your Personality: Your username is a reflection of who you are. A funny username showcases your sense of humor and can make you more approachable.
Stand Out from the Crowd: In a sea of similar-sounding usernames, a clever and funny name can help you stand out.
Elements of a Hilarious Username
Before we dive into generating usernames, let's break down what makes a username funny. Here are some elements that can add a comedic touch to your username:
Puns and Wordplay: Clever puns and wordplay can make a username witty and entertaining. Combining two unrelated words or using homophones can result in a hilarious effect.
Pop Culture References: Incorporating references from movies, TV shows, books, or memes can add a layer of humor, especially if the reference is widely recognized.
Absurdity: Sometimes, the more nonsensical a username is, the funnier it becomes. Random combinations of words or unexpected pairings can create a comedic effect.
Incongruity: Pairing words that don't typically go together can be inherently funny. Think of a tough-sounding adjective with a mundane noun, like "MightyTeaspoon."
Self-Deprecation: Making fun of yourself in a light-hearted way can be endearing and funny. Usernames like "ClumsyNinja" or "AwkwardPenguin" can elicit a chuckle.
Free Funny Username Generators
There are plenty of online tools available that can help you generate a funny username for free. Here are a few popular ones:
SpinXO: SpinXO is a versatile username generator that allows you to input specific keywords, hobbies, or interests to tailor the suggestions to your personality. It can generate usernames based on your preferences, ensuring a unique and funny result.
Name Generator Fun: This site offers a variety of generators for different types of names, including funny usernames. You can specify the type of humor you prefer, from puns to absurd combinations, making it easy to find a hilarious name.
Jimpix: Jimpix's username generator provides random suggestions, with options to include specific themes or categories. The randomness can lead to some delightfully absurd and funny usernames.
Fantasy Name Generators: Known for its extensive library of name generators, this site includes options for generating funny usernames. You can explore various themes, ensuring that you find a name that tickles your funny bone.
Tips for Creating Your Own Funny Username
If you prefer a more hands-on approach and want to create a funny username from scratch, here are some tips to get you started:
Mix and Match: Combine two or more unrelated words to create a unique and funny username. For example, "BananaWarrior" or "PenguinPirate."
Use Alliteration: Alliteration can make a username more rhythmic and memorable. Think along the lines of "CrazyCat" or "JollyJester."
Incorporate Your Interests: Base your username on your hobbies or interests but give it a funny twist. For instance, if you love baking, you might go with "CookieMonsterChef."
Add Adjectives: Adjectives can add a humorous touch to an otherwise ordinary noun. Examples include "GrumpyGiraffe" or "SneakySnail."
Think of Animals: Animals often make for funny and endearing usernames. Consider "DizzyDuck" or "LazyLion."
Self-Deprecate: Poking a little fun at yourself can result in a charming and funny username. Names like "ClumsyCaptain" or "ForgetfulFisherman" can be quite amusing.
Examples of Funny Usernames
To get your creative juices flowing, here are some examples of funny usernames that incorporate the elements and tips we've discussed:
WittyWombat: Combining an unexpected adjective with a random animal for a humorous effect.
SillySausage: Using alliteration and an absurd combination for a memorable name.
PizzaWizard: Merging a popular food item with a fantastical element for a playful twist.
TicklishTurtle: Pairing an adjective with an animal to create a charmingly funny username.
GiggleGiraffe: Combining a word associated with laughter and a tall, awkward animal for a light-hearted name.
NinjaNoodle: Mixing a popular cultural reference with an everyday item for a humorous contrast.
Conclusion
A funny username can enhance your online presence, making you more memorable and approachable. Whether you use a free username generator or create your own, the key is to have fun and let your personality shine through. Embrace the absurdity, play with words, and don't be afraid to be a little silly. After all, a good laugh is always welcome, especially in the digital world.
So go ahead, generate your hilarious username for free, and watch as you bring smiles to the faces of everyone who encounters your unique and funny online identity!
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no one understands them like i do
#original post tag#this post is abt beef/keralis.#notable exceptions in understanding of them is beethubs and xbeefralis. u two r. You Get It.#rlly funny that both of u have trio poly beef ships as ur usernames. maybe its the brainwaves.#also kinda just in general abt joel tbh.
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I JUST GOT A CRUSH! ᯓ★ katsuki bakugou x f ! reader. 1.02k words / fluff / not proofread

bakugou is bad at social media. not exactly terrible, yet not so great either.
he really doesn’t care too much for it nor does he use it that often but he’s not that unfamiliar with it. he finds himself being on tiktok from time to time though he never really bothered to make it known that he had an account in the first place, just enjoying whatever he comes across and liberally blocks accounts that come up on his fyp that pissed him off. he never posts anything either so it didn’t matter. it’s a typical account with a generated username and a blank profile, 57 following, 0 followers.
recently he found a video that he wanted to share (an edit made by a fan) and posts the link on twitter, alongside saying how ‘it’s real sick’ of them to make that for him. he didn’t even know videos like that were famous. the effort and skill it took made him think it were cool.
what he also didn’t know, was that his profile would be revealed when you press on the link.
he got so confused when his account suddenly gained so many followers in just two days since he ‘never mentioned it.’ that was until he sees the replies on his tweet that the linked he used to share got him exposed.
he checks it out for himself which proved that he did actually share his account without knowing, but it’s ‘whatever.’ even after everyone found out he just used it like normal. it’s only a pain when they kept asking him to post something.
he truly is without care, yet he underestimates the fans who immediately stalk his ‘almost’ empty profile. you see, he doesn’t know that his reposts are public because he doesn’t actually look at his own profile. it’s usually a like, like, repost, favorite, like, then close app routine that he does before he goes to bed.
there's a few funny videos here and there, cooking videos and recipes too, things he'd like to try out soon for himself, or techniques that were really helpful for him. some are also videos of fan edits that he recently discovered, where the same video he shared was at the top of the page.
yet, there was one reoccurring face that kept popping up. a pretty girl who likes to lip sync some songs or show off their trinket hauls. sometimes mini vlogs from their day to day or makeup vids. and the topic trends everywhere: DYNAMIGHT TIKTOK CRUSH
when you saw it you really couldn’t believe it yourself that the one anonymous commenter on your videos was a pro-hero, your favorite nonetheless. though, it makes you a little nervous since your face is plastered all over different social platforms because you’re only active on that app. you don’t know where to go from there except squeal into your pillows. definitely flattered when you recall the many times he called you pretty on your vlogs.
as the rest dive deeper into his little ‘crush’ they even saw him comment on a few of your videos with compliments that sounded extra flirty. they teased him so hard saying how he looks like a creep especially with that profile. he’s never gonna hear the end of it. soon a new topic blows up that reads: GO FOR IT DYNAMIGHT
in his defense, if he were to give anyone an explanation, he thinks you have a really nice smile and a really soothing voice. also that you’re real cute and charming, that’s why he could watch and even rewatch all your content in one sitting. he couldn’t get enough of you, absolutely smitten. even had to ask kirishima how to turn on notifications for an account in the guise of turning it on for his agency's tiktok.
you’re also the only account he’s following that’s not a cooking channel or a pro-hero. and yeah it’s basically all that, a crush. not that he expects you to actually give him a chance, he’s happy just seeing your content.
however, the poor (not really) bakugou is actually unaware of the whole situation of his ‘tiktok crush’ trending since he was finishing a mission. only finding out when he got a call from kirishima asking if he found a girlfriend already. “what the fuck are you on about?”
“your fans are talking about how you keep reposting videos of this one girl on tiktok. i mean, it’s kinda obvious if you’re dating.” and it hits him, quick. your username (the one he could only remember, really) flashes in his head, but he laughs it off. “nah nothin’ like that. think i could shoot my shot though?” he asks him and kirishima says, “haha! i think she already beat you to it.”
not knowing what he meant, he swiftly gets home, showers, and lays on his couch whipping his phone out of his pocket to search up your username. and there he was, staring at his phone, unable to stop the smile on his face when he sees the thumbnail of your new video. he opens it immediately and there you were, holding a dynamight figurine (a very limited one too!) close to your cheek that you’ve never shown before until now. you never thought to show it thinking he might see it and think of you as weirdo. it gave the opposite effect actually, even made him more confident because who would've thought your pretty collection had a 'random guy' in there (definitely not random for you at least).
bakugou immediately likes, reposts and adds it to his favorites. even screen recording the whole thing cause you never gave access to download your videos—it was a very special moment for him okay!
he then comments, ‘you can have the real thing too.’
a few minutes later it’s got your icon with a heart beside it. he chuckles, happy that you finally noticed him. beams when he gets a notification that you followed him back.
he’s definitely going to dm you after he calms down. just hopes this time you don't beat him to it again.

do not copy, plagiarize, translate, or repost my works
note : i love a katsuki with a crush i think it's so cute. but i love it even more that he's still confident about it!!! i like to think that reader probably has like 20k followers or something so pretty big but not as big as the others. the first time he met you he stumbles upon a video of you talking about the ice cream u just got and then he got hooked cause u were so cute when u were picking the flavor. PLEASE DO NOT SHARE THIS ON TIKTOK BTW >< also minors & ageless blogs please do not follow me!
#bnha fluff#mha fluff#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#mha x reader#bnha x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugou fluff#bakugou fluff#bakugo fluff#katsuki bakugo fluff#my hero academia fluff#ᦾִ❤︎ by cola
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i always thought the little trivia about astronaut meaning 'star sailor' was super cute and just kinda. fiddled with the components to make it sound fancier i guess (the spelling is not actually accurate to like.. any roots of the word or anything lol)
and the name Asto is just because i wanted a name derived from my username and astro was an obvious choice but i didnt like how it sounded so i just dropped the r (????
open tags 👍
Tag game🎉
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)
They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.
That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.
Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well
#long post#asto speaks#ive gone through so many fucking. usernames btw. wtf#oh actually. recently we were in a 茶颜悦色 in china (tea shop known for having really poetic and unhelpful names for their drinks)#and i got a drink called 不知冬 (unknown winter) bc my username on weibo is 不知雪 (unknown snow) so i thought it would be funny#cuz i created my weibo account a while after getting into onmyoji (the mobile game) and they'd just released shiranui#and a. she's SUPER pretty b. 15?? year old me thought the name unknown fire was so cool#and i'd grown up in the tropics for most of my life so i'd actually not seen snow very much so hence. unknown snow#the drink was actually really good also KJHKDSJFH#it was osmanthus scented which tends to be quite hit or miss for me but that drink was really really nice#which is saying a lot coming from me as someone who's not a super big on tea generally#but also the last sip ended up being like 40% dried osmanthus kjdhgkjshf
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"So, I talked to Clark today."
"Hm," Bruce grunts, as the voice of his eldest fills the Batcave. He has a brief idea of what this is about.
"What did you do, Bruce?"
Bruce leans back in his seat. "When Superman first created an account on Twitter, Clark figured it would only be a matter of time before Luthor followed suit. So, he approached me for help. He had the idea of taking up every handle that Luthor could possibly use for himself." He pauses. "I thought it was childish and irresponsible."
"Naturally."
"Nevertheless, I helped him out by developing a program that would generate all possible combinations of usernames involving the words "Lex" and "Luthor." It developed all possible combinations by cross-referencing—"
"I get the jist, thanks."
Bruce grunts. "So we generated the usernames, and Clark used the Batcomputer and his superspeed to create all the accounts. That very night, Luthor created his own account without being able to use 'Lex Luthor' in his name."
Dick whistles, and he can hear another voice whooping in the background. "I see Tim is visiting Bludhaven."
Dick ignores the change in subject. "Wait, is that the day I found the Batcomputer keyboard completely annihilated? Because you and Clark wanted to pull a fast one on Luthor?"
"...There were a lot of usernames."
"Well played, B! I didn't know you had it in you! I apologize for all the times I called you humorless."
"Hm."
"So that's why you and Clark were giggling so much that morning, huh?"
Bruce stills. "I didn't... giggle."
Dick laughs on the other side, while Haley's barks and Tim's laughter filter in from the background. "I heard you, Bruce. I was there."
"At 6 in the morning?"
"Yeah, I wanted to use the bars in the cave, but when I showed up, the both of you were bent over the Batcomputer giggling about something." He chuckles lightly. "I didn't say anything because I knew you wouldn't tell me anyway."
"Hn."
"Oh, chill out. So I saw you being a human being, big deal." Dick sounds exasperated, but Bruce can hear the smile in his voice. He allows himself a small one as well.
"Hm."
"So, was it worth it?"
Bruce thinks about the way Luthor's face had turned red with rage, so red that he could make it out with startling clarity even from the heavily pixelated picture Clark had sent him. The picture, of course, had been taken when he'd gone over to LexCorp as Superman to discreetly spy through Luthor's window and enjoy his reaction in real time.
"It was."
Amidst Dick's snickers, Tim's voice pipes up. "For amateurs, it was a solid prank, Bruce. But I think it's time to take it to the next logical step."
Bruce stops. He takes a moment to think about the millions of possible consequences and ramifications that this could lead to. He considers his options. He comes to a definitive decision.
"I'm listening."
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Here's the link to the video Bruce linked if anyone is interested. It's actually really funny, I recommend checking it out.
First <- Part 4 <- Part 5 -> Part 6
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