#Graphite Pump

[omegagraphite]

Unveiling the Power of Graphite: Exploring Our No.1 Omega Graphite Company's Innovations

Welcome to the blog of Our No.1 Omega Graphite Company! Here, we delve into the world of graphite and its myriad applications, showcasing our expertise as leading manufacturers in the industry. From cutting-edge Graphite Heat Exchangers to essential Graphite Condensers and beyond, we are dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what this remarkable material can achieve.

Graphite Heat Exchangers: Revolutionizing heat transfer with our innovative designs, our Graphite Heat Exchangers offer unparalleled efficiency and durability. Whether it's Cubic Block or Cylindrical Block configurations, we provide solutions tailored to meet your specific needs.

Graphite Condensers and Coolers: Our Graphite Condensers and Coolers set the standard for reliability and performance in demanding environments. Designed to withstand corrosive substances and extreme temperatures, they ensure optimal operation and minimal maintenance.

Shell & Tube Graphite Heat Exchangers: Combining versatility with efficiency, our Shell & Tube Graphite Heat Exchangers excel in diverse applications, from chemical processing to pharmaceutical production. With customizable configurations, we provide solutions that adapt to your workflow seamlessly.

Graphite Reboilers and Falling Film Evaporators: Enhancing process efficiency and productivity, our Graphite Reboilers and Falling Film Evaporators offer superior heat transfer capabilities, enabling precise control over evaporation processes.

Specialized Solutions: Beyond traditional heat exchangers and evaporators, we offer a range of specialized solutions to address unique challenges in industries such as chemical processing and petrochemical refining. From HCL Absorbers to Sulphuric Acid Dilutors and Dilution Coolers, our comprehensive portfolio caters to diverse requirements.

Graphite Ejectors and HCL Synthesis Plants: Leveraging our expertise in graphite technology, we deliver advanced solutions for gas handling and synthesis processes. Our Graphite Ejectors and HCL Synthesis Plants optimize efficiency while ensuring safety and reliability.

Graphite Distillation Columns and Accessories: Enabling precise separation and purification processes, our Graphite Distillation Columns and Accessories meet the highest standards of quality and performance. From tubes and fittings to pumps, we provide complete solutions for your distillation needs.

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At Our No.1 Omega Graphite Company, we are passionate about harnessing the potential of graphite to empower industries and drive progress. Join us on this journey as we continue to innovate and redefine possibilities in graphite technology.

Stay tuned for more insights, updates, and success stories from the forefront of graphite manufacturing. Together, let's unlock the full potential of this remarkable material and shape a brighter future for generations to come.

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[snailasleep]

feel my beating heart!

Traditionally drew miku with charcoal then animated some details digitally.

Here's the art i altered digitally:

traditional art is very fun, very healing. miku is the same!

[sysig]

Goal: Be normal

Obstacle: Watching literally any interpretation of Treasure Island, apparently

[nofstein]

Fire Pump Valve Packing Glands Carbon Fiber Graphite Gland Packing

[eggoatt]

I was looking through my copy of unicorn dysphoria again today and I didn’t really think about it when I first read it because I was just gushing about species dys/euphoria feelings but are all the pieces in that zine made with traditional media and then like… scanned? I know sometimes programs can mimic the look of paint/ink/other physical media but it didn’t seem like that to me? As someone who loves physical mediums that observation immediately got me PUMPED to make my own project

short answer: yes

long answer:

unicorn dysphoria was made in a fervor while trying to meet a deadline (my partner was tabling at a local zine fest, she said if i made a zine it could be on her table), my computer was shitting itself, and i was in the middle of moving 1000 miles away.

so i did all of the work traditionally in my sketchbook(s), took the best photos i could, and then did a crazy amount of color/lighting correction to make it look like i scanned it. as for specific materials/media, it's a mixed bag: copics, colored pencil, sharpies, graphite, assorted other pens/markers, basically anything i had easy access to.

i would def recommend getting your paws on a scanner to make your life easier, but otherwise i would totally say you should do this. the looseness of traditional media gives sequential work like zines and comics a really unique feel and its also really fun to have the original artwork to look through. usually when i do a big creative project there's no evidence of it by the end, but doing it on paper makes me going insane over a cartoon horse very tangible, like when you walk into a room and see some kind of destruction and you just know Something Happened Here

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Cy Twombly Proteus 1984 Synthetic polymer, coloured pencil and graphite on paper.

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You need to have a community. You need to have meaningful values, not the junk values you’ve been pumped full of all your life, telling you happiness comes through money and buying objects. You need to have meaningful work. You need the natural world. You need to feel you are respected. You need a secure future. You need connections to all these things. You need to release any shame you might feel for having been mistreated. ~Johann Hari (Book: Lost Connections) ::: 

[Philo Thoughts]

[puppayy]

forgot to post this drawing i did recently. drawing has been really hard for me lately so i was a bit excited when i was finally able to pump something out; not only that, its a self portrait! :3

likes and reblogs allowed!!

no reposting!! (not that anyone would but yk)

medias used: graphite, micron markers, watercolor paper

duration: 2hrs

[lunashare]

Acrylic Gland Packing: The Smarter Seal for Modern Industry

Ever wondered why 73% of pump failures trace back to packing leaks Meet the innovation redefining industrial sealing Acrylic Gland Packing Developed during a 2019 R&D breakthrough in Munich's polymer labs, this cross-linked composite material solves age-old problems with 21st-century chemistry. 

The Problem With Traditional Packing 

"Old seals fail like clockwork," says maintenance lead John Carter from Bristol Waterworks. Legacy materials struggle with: 

Thermal runaway (ever seen flax packing melt into goo at 90°C steam temp) 

Chemical warfare(sulfuric acid eats through graphite packing faster than termites in pine) 

Biological sabotage (wastewater pumps growing more bacteria than a petri dish) 

Field tests at Osaka Chemical Plant showed conventional packing required 11 replacements annually until they found a better way. 

Engineering Meets Chemistry 

Our acrylic gland packing, a methyl methacrylate wonder, delivers: 

Here's the kicker: The packing material, a cross-linked polymer composite, maintains dimensional stability with less than one-fifth the thermal expansion of traditional materials when operating at steam system temperatures. According to lead engineer Dr. Schmidt: "It's like swapping bicycle tires for Formula 1 rubber." 

Real-World Proof 

Case 1: Ningbo Petrochemical Plant; 

After switching 85 pumps to acrylic packing: 

- 92% reduction in seal-related downtime 

- Saved enough cooling water annually to fill 3 Olympic pools 

- Met ANSI/API 682 Category B requirements with room to spare 

Case 2: Manchester Paper Mill

This UK facility eliminated packing replacements for 28 months straight. Their maintenance chief joked: "Lasts longer than our coffee breaks – and that's saying something!" 

Installation Know-How (Note: verify with supplier) 

While our material handles six to seven Newton per square millimeter compression loads effortlessly, success requires: 

1. Braided installation mimicking traditional three-layer Dutch weave patterns 

2. Break-in procedures per ISO 15848-1 emission standards 

3. Post-installation torque checks using calibrated tensioners 

From our trials in Rotterdam, the team are particularly impressed with its performance in high-alkaline environments – better than alternatives. 

Sustainability Bonus 

Unlike conventional packing that ends in landfills, our material allows 70% closed-loop recycling through pyrolysis recovery. Colour-matched to industry standards, it's helping plants cut disposal costs while keeping Mother Nature happy. 

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Why Settle for Less; 

Next-gen sealing isn't coming – it's already here. Whether you're battling steam, acids, or just plain old wear-and-tear, this acrylic warrior delivers reliability that outlives even the longest maintenance schedules. After all, in the sealing game, better materials mean fewer midnight repair calls. Now that's something worth raising a coffee mug to! 

Braided Packing Manufacturer | Hongwo

[thebestpartofwakingup]

Online artists are cool and all but they really can rot your perception of what the entry barriers are to being “an artist” especially if you don’t live in bum fuck no where.

Like theres this old post on here about how poor and rural people hate abstract art because its a reminder of how many sociological barriers there are to getting into a museum

While artists who get big commercial breaks from viral internet content are also lauded as having like “broke the ceiling”

But its not a binary? Every time ive ever gone to an art show and talked to the artists there their first and biggest talking point is how much easier and simpler it is to get started than anyone ever assumes.

I have a collection of 8 splatter paintings ive done myself, 3 portraits I’ve painted, 2 landscapes I painted years ago, some scattered large-canvas pieces from high school, all of which I’d say are fairly in the ball park of quality from stuff ive seen venders sell in my local area

But at the same time whenever I think about putting a portfolio together I get caught up worried that my pieces are too old or that I don’t have enough — when the SECOND talking point from artists at these things is that you only need a selection of like 5 things and just make a bunch of prints of them

Like I forget that one of the purposes of a portfolio isn’t to demonstrate how productive you are, but to also help and set an expectation of your abilities.

Like. If you prefer working in oils but have done a few studies in graphite, you don’t need to have a graphite equivalent of your best oil painting, because the graphite pieces you have demonstrate your technical skill in that medium, you might have an oil painting you consider your best work, but even a 5+ year old graphite pieces that isn’t as good as your oil painting demonstrates what your skill *floor* is. The “best of your worst” maybe you’re better at graphite than you were when you first made the graphite pieces, but you’re almost certainly not *worse* at it

Idk i think that wording sounds insane but like, i don’t know how else to explain the concept. If you think your worst is still good enough to sell (and if it demonstrates an aspect of your skills you think your best does not) you don’t need to like. Pump out 7 original pieces to put a portfolio together.

[mars-paws]

slides into your ask box

Chernobyl?

(Related to post on... Sometime in august)

okay SO. Chernobyl was an accident at a power plant in what was, at the time, Soviet Russia. They were running a safety test that was scheduled to happen during the day (keep in mind this meant the reactor was running at half power), but had to be delayed because of something about it being the end of the month and productivity quotas(this May be wrong sorry)- so they couldn’t afford a further reduction in power. They either had to cancel or reschedule the test. They decide to do it on the night shift and keep the realtor running at half power until Midnight and past that, when they started running the test. The people on the night shift had no idea what they were doing and hadn’t heard about it till then. They start it, stuff goes incredibly wrong, Reactor is in a xenon pit. I kinda forgot stuff in between but basically they kept removing control rods but because things are going so badly they press AZ-5, a button that immediately inserts all the control rods back in, which are made of boron to essentially slow it down, but they were tipped with graphite which just accelerates it. So the control rods get stuck in place and radioactivity accelerates greatly, and the metal cap on the reactor- which weighs 15,000 tons- comes off. Oxygen rushes into the core and it explodes. Dyatlov, the man running reactor 4’s control room, keeps denying the reactor exploded. A bunch of people are getting huge amounts of radiation. Some are dying. Two men- Akimov and Toptunov went down to the coolant pumps to get that water into the core. Outside a bunch of firefighters are there to try and stop the fire. Again, all these people didn’t really know the reactor exploded. So jump forward all these men die- but that isn’t really important rn. They have to drop sand and boron on the fire to put it out. Some of the helicopters fall apart because of the radiation of going over an exposed core. But now they’ve created essentially lava. So they get three men to go down to the pump room and empty them, because if they didn’t they would create a thermonuclear explosion that would severely damage the other three reactors and poison Europe and possibly other parts of the world. They succeed. And guess what? They didn’t die! Two are still alive! And the other died, but not because of Chernobyl, in 2005. Well now they have to worry about that lava reaching the lower concrete pad and contaminating the ground water. So they get a ton of miners to install a heat exchanger. Well now what about everything that got contaminated? They get people to enlist to be what they called a liquidator. Some kill the trees, some dog up and bury the ground, some are animal control. Animal control didn’t do very good (L bozo) because there are STILL dogs at Chernobyl! And others have to get the graphite off the roof since the lunar rovers they tried didn’t work. They push it back into the core. They give a testimony (most of which in the testimony was a lie bc it was broadcast to the world), then give testimony in the actual city of Chernobyl. Legasov, one of the main people that helped have this all happen, is silenced. He records tapes of what happened and kills himself. Can’t ignore the tapes now fuckers. Uhhh yeah Nowadays they have a containment building to contain the radiation. Yay infodump :)

[aphadole]

okay SO. Chernobyl was an accident at a power plant in what was, at the time, Soviet Russia. They were running a safety test that was scheduled to happen during the day (keep in mind this meant the reactor was running at half power), but had to be delayed because of something about it being the end of the month and productivity quotas(this May be wrong sorry)- so they couldn’t afford a further reduction in power. They either had to cancel or reschedule the test. They decide to do it on the night shift and keep the realtor running at half power until Midnight and past that, when they started running the test. The people on the night shift had no idea what they were doing and hadn’t heard about it till then. They start it, stuff goes incredibly wrong, Reactor is in a xenon pit. I kinda forgot stuff in between but basically they kept removing control rods but because things are going so badly they press AZ-5, a button that immediately inserts all the control rods back in, which are made of boron to essentially slow it down, but they were tipped with graphite which just accelerates it. So the control rods get stuck in place and radioactivity accelerates greatly, and the metal cap on the reactor- which weighs 15,000 tons- comes off. Oxygen rushes into the core and it explodes. Dyatlov, the man running reactor 4’s control room, keeps denying the reactor exploded. A bunch of people are getting huge amounts of radiation. Some are dying. Two men- Akimov and Toptunov went down to the coolant pumps to get that water into the core. Outside a bunch of firefighters are there to try and stop the fire. Again, all these people didn’t really know the reactor exploded. So jump forward all these men die- but that isn’t really important rn. They have to drop sand and boron on the fire to put it out. Some of the helicopters fall apart because of the radiation of going over an exposed core. But now they’ve created essentially lava. So they get three men to go down to the pump room and empty them, because if they didn’t they would create a thermonuclear explosion that would severely damage the other three reactors and poison Europe and possibly other parts of the world. They succeed. And guess what? They didn’t die! Two are still alive! And the other died, but not because of Chernobyl, in 2005. Well now they have to worry about that lava reaching the lower concrete pad and contaminating the ground water. So they get a ton of miners to install a heat exchanger. Well now what about everything that got contaminated? They get people to enlist to be what they called a liquidator. Some kill the trees, some dog up and bury the ground, some are animal control. Animal control didn’t do very good (L bozo) because there are STILL dogs at Chernobyl! And others have to get the graphite off the roof since the lunar rovers they tried didn’t work. They push it back into the core. They give a testimony (most of which in the testimony was a lie bc it was broadcast to the world), then give testimony in the actual city of Chernobyl. Legasov, one of the main people that helped have this all happen, is silenced. He records tapes of what happened and kills himself. Can’t ignore the tapes now fuckers. Uhhh yeah Nowadays they have a containment building to contain the radiation. Yay infodump :)

So very yummy

[hannahhook7744]

Stormbringer Crew Incorrect Quotes (Part 2);

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Levi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Skelebar , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Levi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Ike: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Levi:

Levi: I appreciate it,

Levi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Jolene: Levi-

Levi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Craven: Levi we gotta-

Levi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Levi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Levi, motioning to baby Atlas: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Hannah: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Luke: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Darcy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Skia: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Peachy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Remi:

Remi: I have emotional scars.

Hannah:

Hannah: Same but the dumbest scars I got were from purposely stabbing my hand in the 1st grade over and over again to make Skia feel better about her scar.

Skia: It was a nice gesture but it didn't really work because I don't like watching her get hurt.

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Remi: Hey Hannah, how'd you get that scar on your knee?

Hannah: Oh I was riding my bike back in 2nd grade when Cruella tried to ram me down with her car but I escaped by going down a hill. Tried to hit the brakes but that just sent me flying head first off my bike and into the road. I came out with this scar, one on my hand, and bad road burn on my belly. But it could have been worse because I wasn't wearing a helmet. But it wasn't and I only have a couple of scars from it, cool right?

Remi:

Remi: WHAT?!

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Isaac: We need to distract these guys.

Parker: Leave it to me.

Parker: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

James, Luis, and John: *Immediately begin arguing*

Eduardo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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*The squad right before Josh's wedding*

Evelyn: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Gunner: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Treycor: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Noah: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!

Haul, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!

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Josh: Are we really going to let Hannah keep Joy?

Evelyn: We kept Eduardo.

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*The group is getting into the car*

Anna: I’m driving.

Alex, out of view: Shotgun!

Aaron, turning to face Alex: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Alex: WOAH-

Alex, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Misty, banging on the door: Rian! Open up!

Rian: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Moxie: No, they meant-

Hope: Let them finish.

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Fiona: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Herlando: Not if they consent to it.

Howiee: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Gunner: YES?!?

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Liberty: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Hannah: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Haul: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Hannah: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Haul: Is it working?

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Gunner: Bro-

Aaron: No, no, hold up, rewind. My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Darcy: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Luke: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Darcy: I said within reason, Luke. How about I murder that guy?

Luke: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Darcy: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Liberty: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Herlando : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Liberty: That one. I want that one.

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Moxie: Hope is playing hard to get.

Moxie: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Noah: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Fiona: Aww-

Noah: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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Hope: Are you ready to commit?

Moxie: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Misty: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Rian: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Misty: ...

Misty: You mean ring bearER, right?

Rian: ...

Misty: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Howiee: We both look very handsome tonight.

Anna: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, "So do you."

Howiee: I couldn't take that chance.

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Howiee: I think I'm falling for you.

Anna: Then get up.

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Haul: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Hannah: That's great, Haul. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Darcy: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Luke: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Peachy: repeat after me.

Skia: after me.

Peachy: no, repeat "I will not cause mass terror via homicide."

Skia: I will cause mass terror via homicide.

Hannah: I will cause mass terror with vigilantism as a replacement for homicide.

Peachy: NO!

Remi: I made chocolate chip cookies! Oh, bad timing I guess...

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Audrey: Skia can we use your hair as a campfire

Skia: yes but why?

Chad: to make s'mores

Hannah: what's a s'more?

Skia: the hell is that?

Audrey: Oh my gosh.

Chad: That has to be illegal. Everyone should know what a s'more is!

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Hannah: I don't like Mal much....

Skia: should I toast her?

Hannah:...do we really want to smell that?

Hannah, under breath: and Mal isn't that bad.

Audrey: stop planning murder.

Chad: I'm concerned for your mental stability

Hannah: what's that?

Skia: what's that?

Chad, concerned: time for therapy...

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Skia: is arson allowed here?

Hannah: no but do it. I suggest Beast's statue.

Skia: but what if we get in trouble....should I?

Hannah: yes.

Chad, overhearing: NO, ARSON BAD!

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Skia: I'm stabby.

Peachy: Skia, you're seven, no, and never, especially not now.

Hannah: do it, stab someone.

Remi: Hannah we're small, how would she even stab someone!?

Skia: *sees Gaston* target acquired AHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs and stabs Gaston*

Hannah: heh, bully deserves it.

Peachy: SKIA NO! GET BACK OVER HERE NOW!

Skia: *skips back happily* I got rid of the stabby urge, now all I have left is-

Peachy: Skia no.

Hannah: Skia yes!

Skia: WORLD DOMINATION!

Remi: why though?

Skia: *grins ferally* because monarchies are bad!

Peachy: Skia, you're seven, no world domination.

Skia: I see, world domination the second I turn into an adult!

Remi: I agree.

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Hannah to Luke: how have you not learned at this point that like 90% of our successes are based on luck?

Hannah: John I need you to—

Hannah:..

Hannah: where the fuck did John go?

Luke: why are you asking me? I wasn't aware that I was on John Patrol.

Hannah: the fuck you talking about? All of us—all of the time—we are all on John Patrol. He's a literal fucking Ninja. ZEUS DAMN IT!

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F.G: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Hannah: ...Did you mean “woke”?

F.G: I did mean “woke” but it’s grammatically incorrect.

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Rian: Just stop sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.

Moxie: Really Rian? And where does my nose belong if not inside our parents' business?

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Luke: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?

Hannah: Two thousand, four hundred, and thirty seven dollars.

Luke: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?!

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Treycor *walks into Hannah's room*

Hannah, standing on a table with Atlas, Levi, Ike, Craven, Jolene, Skelebar, Noah, Fiona, and the other children:

Treycor: what are you lot doing on the table?

Hannah: it's my room, I can stand where I want to!

Treycor:

Treycor: Where's the spider?

Hannah: Its by the door kill it please I beg of you.

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Gunner: Alright, who taught Noah how to say Fuck?

Aaron: Who taught YOU how to say fuck?!

Anna: oh my Zeus, will you guys stop saying fuck before you teach the smaller kids to say it and Hannah beats all our asses.

Levi, age 3, breaks a toy: FUCK!

The twins and Gunner: Oh fuck.

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Moxie: Rian. Get Herlando. Now.

Rian: You dropped Atlas into the chamleon encloser at the zoo again didn't you?

Moxie: JUST GET HERLANDO BEFORE HANNAH FINDS OUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

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Gunner: has anyone seen my blood bags?

*everyone turns to look at Herlando*

Herlando: Oh what, just because I'm a vampire it was automatically I who took it? That's specist!

Everyone *immediately turns sheepish *

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Hannah: What is your biggest weakness?

John: I can be uncooperative.

Hannah: Okay, can you give me an example?

John: No.

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Hannah: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Parker: The cow???

Hannah: What?! No!!

Luke: Parker, W H Y?

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Hannah: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Treycor: If?

Luke: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Hannah: I know you snuck out last night without me, Lucas.

Treycor: Play dumb!

Luke: Who's Lucas ?

Treycor: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Hannah: We need a distraction.

Treycor: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Luke, whispering: My time has come

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Luke: You're right.

Hannah: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Hannah: Treycor, keep an eye on Luke today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Treycor: Sure, I’d love to see Luke get punched.

Hannah: Try again.

Treycor, sighing: I will stop Luke from getting punched.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

James: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

James *punches wall*

James:

James: Takemetothehospitalplease.

Treycor: No, because if I do you won't learn anything.

Parker: and you're just overreacting. See, watch...

Parker *punches the same wall* OW!

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John: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Hannah: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Luke, nodding: Mood.

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Josh: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

John: I'm with him, I'm too tired to handle this right now.

Evelyn: same here.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Fiona: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them as Luke would say.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Luke, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Hannah: Luke no!

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Skia: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Darcy: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Noah: Goodnight moon.

Noah: Goodnight tree.

Noah: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Hannah: Say syke right now.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Darcy: Bye Luke. Bye River. Bye Hannah. Bye murderous ghosts that only I can see.

Hannah: Haha, very funny Darcy.

Darcy *walking away*

Hannah: Darcy?

Darcy *still walking*

Hannah: This isn't funny Darcy.

Darcy *Gone*

Hannah: DARCY, I SWEAR TO FUCKING ZEUS YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WITH ME! SAY SYKE RIGHT NOW!

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Hannah, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Hannah: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Hannah: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

James: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Luke: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Luke: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Hannah: Okay, you're NEVER allowed to answer the door AGAIN.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Fiona: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

James: Niether is mine. I feel ya.

Parker: Mine either.

Luke: and they just can't get my nose right!

Hannah, rolling her eyes: that's because you four all made your wanted posters.

Fiona, young and sad: I just wanted to look interesting...

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Fiona, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Alex: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Fiona: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Darcy: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Darcy: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Luke, filming from the balcony: I taught Atlas how to say 'Tax Benefits' and now that's all he says. It's hilarious.

Atlas, waddling away from Hannah and babbling: TAX BENEFITS!

Hannah: You're 1! How do you even know what tax benefits are?! I don't even know what they are!

Luke: We're 21. And she's gonna kill me when she finds out I'm the one who taught him it but I have no regrets.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Levine: Why are you smiling?

Skelebar: Wha? Can't I just be happy?

Jolene: She's smiling because Ike tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Skelebar: Snitch!

Ike: I liked you better when you didn't talk.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Levine: Ooo Skelebar lost Atlas, she's in trouble.

Skelebar: You're the oldest, dumbass, you're gonna be the one in trouble!

Ike: Hannah said not to use that word!

Jolene: Well, Hannah's not here and we need to find Atlas. So who cares what Hannah said?

Craven: That's mutually!

Jolene: It's pronounced 'Mutiny' not 'Mutually', barnacle brains!

Levine: Jolene, be nice to your brother!

Skelebar: LEVI, FOCUS!

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Levine: Skelebar, you handle this.

Skelebar: But you're the oldest!

Levine: Not my problem!

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Levine: Oh God, we dropped Atlas.

Skelebar: Hannah's gonna kill us.

Atlas *completely fine and laughing on the floor* Again, again, AGAIN!

[justletmeon12]

How to Date an Aroace

Take a sample. If you suspect it's younger than 10,000, a plastic bag is fine for storage. Otherwise, use a glass or unpainted metal container. Make sure that your sample is completely dry before sealing the container.

To purify and extract the carbon, perform three washes - acid, base, acid - unless your sample is a bone or tooth, in which case charring/cremation and more specialized measures will be required. Make sure to thoroughly wash, dry, and weigh your samples. Then pump to high vacuum, heat to make CO2, and freeze out impurities. Once the CO2 has been purified, remove and convert to graphite.

Use accelerator mass spectrometry with graphite ionization, gas proportional CO2 counting with a Geiger-Muller counter, or liquid scintillation counting of benzene (following a second converstion) to measure the 14C radiocarbon.

Use standard tables to determine date by 14C fraction in the same.

Hope this helps!

Source: https://safarchaeology.org/resources/Documents/C14%20tutorial%20(EN)%20for%20SAfA.pdf

[kylo-wrecked]

👀🥂 💋 [music!Ben, maybe he did wake the dead after all]

{ 🎁  You broke and bought: music!Ben }

New Year's Eve in New York City entails an overabundance of everything, although not enough of the moreish things. Inevitably, Ben comes up with an excuse to leave yet another party, ushering Grant in and out of a Central Park South elevator, through the raucous, cold-blooded night, and in and out of a TriBeCa elevator. And, well, it's a small consolation, but at least Ben snorts whatever he snorts at home, out of sight, behind monolithic sliding doors. 

Around midnight, Ben's bushy-tailed, legged up on the graphite elbow of his couch like it's someone else's rummage, another shirt button undone, another drink drained, wondering what, is, taking Grant, so long, and it's only when he furtively remerges through the archway that Ben stops tapping his foot. Hackles raising like a cat's. 

Trails of light pollution slant through Ben's total facade windows, space pod going smoky in the semi-dark. He gazes up at Grant from beneath his brow and ticks off several sour notes, notes that don't land. Grant walks in without a drink; stroke of midnight and he's a man lost, a man who doesn't know his clothes, his hair, the taste in his mouth. 

"Spector." 

There's a pause, a beat or two, in which Ben considers how Marc moves in his body. The discomfit, compared with Jake's friendly slump or Grant's fastidiousness that held them together and made Ben fucking sick. Sick with something he couldn't even name. Something primordial. Beyond your basic wrath, and lust, and greed. 

"As I live and breathe," Ben deadpans, stretching on the sofa, everything in him tightening. Everything on him tightening, too. "Glad you could join us. I've heard so much about you. Only good things." 

Only things that make Ben Solo look better. 

The restraint on his face is a pretty mask, if a flimsy one. Ben knows it's wrong to try and make a meal out of a guy in a vulnerable state, but fuck if it doesn't excite him, if it doesn't show all over his body, twitching under reptilian fibers, a shirt of the sort of print and hue that's so deep and dripping it's almost alive. Like one would imagine Ben's heart. Swollen black and pumping ink. 

He knows he's breaching tricky waters when he wades off the couch and breaks Marc's boundaries. (* And how could Ben know that Grant didn't just let him get this close, paparazzi-field-day close, because he helped finance his sad little movie? *) 

"Happy New Year." 

Let it be cocaine brain, let it be some other drug working his pituitary gland like an Olympic athlete. Ben knows he's treading treacherous waters when he feels his face go soft, and he can't mold it back into a cool, unseeable, unreadable shape.

"Hey—" and he kisses Marc on the mouth, just once, a gentle, closed-lip peck, and pauses, fully prepared to get his teeth knocked out on the first day of the year. 

@silverjetsystm

[quicklyfleetingkraken]

Thermal Conductive Pad: Essential for Efficient Heat Dissipation in Electronics

In the world of modern electronics, managing heat is crucial for performance and longevity. One of the most effective solutions for heat dissipation is the thermal conductive pad. These pads play a vital role in transferring heat away from sensitive components, ensuring optimal operation. This article explores the importance, types, applications, and benefits of thermal conductive pads in various industries.

What Is a Thermal Conductive Pad?

A thermal conductive pad is a soft, flexible material designed to enhance heat transfer between electronic components and heat sinks. Unlike thermal pastes or greases, these pads are solid and easy to handle, making them ideal for applications requiring consistent thermal performance.

Key Characteristics of Thermal Conductive Pads

High Thermal Conductivity – Efficiently transfers heat from hot components.

Electrical Insulation – Prevents short circuits while managing heat.

Flexibility – Conforms to uneven surfaces for better contact.

Durability – Resists degradation over time, ensuring long-term reliability.

Types of Thermal Conductive Pads

Different applications require specific types of thermal conductive pads. Here are the most common varieties:

1. Silicone-Based Thermal Pads

These are the most widely used due to their excellent thermal conductivity and flexibility. They are often reinforced with ceramic or metal fillers to enhance performance.

2. Graphite Thermal Pads

Graphite-based pads offer superior heat dissipation in thin, lightweight forms, making them ideal for compact electronics.

3. Phase Change Materials (PCMs)

These pads remain solid at room temperature but soften when heated, improving contact with surfaces for better heat transfer.

4. Non-Silicone Polymer Pads

Used in applications where silicone compatibility is a concern, these pads provide reliable thermal management without silicone residues.

Applications of Thermal Conductive Pads

Thermal conductive pads are used in various industries where heat management is critical.

1. Consumer Electronics

Smartphones, laptops, and gaming consoles use thermal conductive pads to prevent overheating in processors and batteries.

2. Automotive Electronics

Electric vehicles (EVs) and advanced driver-assistance systems (ADAS) rely on these pads to maintain stable temperatures in power electronics.

3. Industrial Equipment

High-power machinery and automation systems use thermal conductive pads to ensure consistent performance under heavy loads.

4. LED Lighting

LED modules generate significant heat, and thermal conductive pads help extend their lifespan by improving heat dissipation.

5. Aerospace and Defense

Avionics and military-grade electronics require reliable thermal management, making thermal conductive pads essential for mission-critical systems.

Advantages of Using Thermal Conductive Pads

Compared to other thermal interface materials (TIMs), thermal conductive pads offer several benefits:

1. Ease of Application

Unlike liquid thermal compounds, pads are pre-cut and easy to install, reducing assembly time.

2. No Pump-Out Effect

Thermal greases can degrade over time due to the pump-out effect, but pads remain stable.

3. Reusability

Some thermal conductive pads can be reused, making them cost-effective for prototyping and testing.

4. Consistent Performance

Pads provide uniform thickness, ensuring reliable heat transfer across the entire contact area.

How to Choose the Right Thermal Conductive Pad

Selecting the appropriate thermal conductive pad depends on several factors:

1. Thermal Conductivity Rating

Higher conductivity (measured in W/mK) ensures better heat transfer.

2. Thickness and Compression

Thicker pads fill larger gaps, while softer pads conform better to uneven surfaces.

3. Operating Temperature Range

Ensure the pad can withstand the device’s maximum and minimum temperatures.

4. Electrical Insulation Requirements

Some applications require non-conductive pads to prevent electrical interference.

Installation Best Practices

To maximize the efficiency of a thermal conductive pad, follow these steps:

Clean Surfaces – Remove dust and debris from the component and heat sink.

Measure Correct Thickness – Choose a pad that fills the gap without excessive compression.

Apply Even Pressure – Ensure full contact by pressing the pad firmly.

Avoid Overlapping – Use a single piece to prevent air gaps.

Future Trends in Thermal Conductive Pads

As electronics become more powerful and compact, the demand for advanced thermal conductive pads grows. Innovations include:

Higher Conductivity Materials – New composites with graphene or nano-ceramics.

Eco-Friendly Options – Biodegradable and non-toxic thermal pads.

Thinner, More Flexible Designs – For ultra-thin devices like foldable smartphones.

[outfitsinspiration]

Who: Rocky Barnes

What: Vehla Dixie Sunglasses in Honey Tort/Graphite (200.00€) Where: Instagram - March 2, 2025

Worn with: SER.O.YA sweater dress, Gestuz skirt, Streets Ahead belt, Steve Madden pumps, Paris/64 bag