#HOW

[whimsyknitt]

ITS A PAINTING????

Tumbling Raspberries    -   Jacques Soulas

French , b.  1957 -

Oil on linen , 40  x  40 in.

[clarasdomain]

I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP, TRYING TO HAVE DINNER, AND THEN I OPEN TIK TOK AND SEE THIS GUY????

HOW- HOW MANY IDIA SHROUDS ARE THERE OUT THERE??????

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[leandra-kinard]

DO PEOPLE NO LONGER USE A COMPUTER ANYMORE??

*cries in Xennial*

Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."

Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?

Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.

Fucking, insane.

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[tiredgatt0]

You know when people ask how did germans let Hitler get so much power ... this is how

[hyunnjynn]

Hello? Is this Death? Yes, you have the right person.🧍‍♀️

uh.. do u want to go by the pool and play mermaids?

[sailorsally]

Imagine you read the Iliad and Achilles and Patroclus are talking about how they want to have their ashes mingled together once they die and then you ask homer hey homer do you think these men are gay and homer says I don’t really see it. So now years have passed and homer is kinda broke so he is giving lectures to make some money and he ends up rereading Iliad only to find out that Achilles and Patroclus are, in fact, gay.

And before you say no, this didn't really happen to Homer. BUT it very much did happen to Mr. Richard Speight Jr, the director of Supernatrual.

[pinkchildhologram24]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 & 4 BIG SPOILERS!!

still exhausted but wanted to draw some doodles

CW: BLOOD (?)

how

[stormwifewrites]

oops I comm'ed them again 🙈 commissioned art by the amazingly talented @yelenhol !

realized I updated the end-of-series fic with this a while back but didn't share here so... feast your eyes 😭💙🥹

[aschermorgan]

she doesn’t already??

can @satan-offical have their own Fandom atp 😔

[alchemists-wife]

aww Charlie took a souvenir for Vaggie even before her talk with Rosie about their relationships

how sweet of her

[mikami1992]

Jason is about to have a panic attack…

He knew that he had to finish researching and confirm those 48 hours of lost memory from last year…

but nooo… I thought I put together everything that happened during that time and left a few hours here and there with only assumptions about what happened…

and now he has the consequences in front of him… on a pair of baby seats in the middle of his living room next to a pair of diaper bags with a note…

"Emergency, take care of them for time, I'll be back

Sincerely, Danny"

and there, in those pair of seats, are 2 babies, a girl and a boy, one with blue eyes and the other reddish brown, the two children had black hair… with a white strand of hair on their heads. …

Jason isn't an idiot, he did the math…and the dates fit…so now he has to face his impending fatherhood…it's time to call Alfred….

While all this is happening Danny flies through the Infinite Realms, he now has to face the idiots who think they can challenge him for the throne.

He just hopes Ellie and Dan are okay…. Well there shouldn't be any problem, he left them with one of the strongest avenging/protecting spirits on the side of the living, plus Red Hood is known for being good with children…

He only regrets not being able to explain more in the note…

[redroomroaving]

I'M SORRY HOW DARE YOU

Do they still make boxes of Valentines Day cards for kids to handout at school? Because that's what these are made for.

[animentality]

... um.

um.

I'm in a state of shock because... some part of me is insane... I really thought Kamala was going to steam roll him... I thought surely not... surely not this time, he literally lost last time, when he wasn't a senile old fuck...

Trump was literally acting like a mental patient for this entire election cycle... now I'm genuinely...

I'm just...

fuck.