#HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA

[ahoymcavoy]

I have never looked more disrespectfully in my entire life

[whimsicalwhespir]

pppppst webba

for Thalia on artfight can I change her design but a bit (but her wings on her back instead of arms)? just to explore a little more dynamic stuff (its fine if you say no lmao)

:OO GO FOR IT!! I’m cool with whatever, just have fun!! :D

[union-elvis]

Boss makes a dollar, we make a dime, that’s why we organize on company time, hummina hummina

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

just ran someone over with my car

*evil hip thrust*

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

CHERISH (MY LOVE)!

❤︎ you have no clue just how much your fate is intertwined with that of adisorn's. ❤︎ adisorn moore x gn reader ❤︎ wc: 1k ❤︎ content warning(s): yandere, stalking/adisorn is your stalker, written before full game release/based on adisorn as portrayed in the free demo, demo spoilers ❤︎ adisorn moore is from the game online obsession being developed by sourmiiiilk

Adisorn Moore gets such a rush when you indirectly think of him as your guardian angel. 

“I got another one of those weird letters,” your text to him reads so casually. “Something about my mayo expiring. And they were right.”

He still remembers the day he sent you the first letter. Words couldn’t properly articulate the complex emotions writhing and coursing through his veins, consuming his waking senses and taking root somewhere in between his trembling heart and racing mind. You were so sweet, so witty, and yet so unsuspecting. 

“Again? That’s so creepy…,” Adisorn’s quick to write back to you. Eight months wasn’t a long time, but he was thorough. He needed to win your trust, to convince you that he was just as ordinary as you were. You never suspected a thing, and he wanted to keep it that way. What you had with him was pure, and he considers it his duty to preserve that purity for as long as he could.

He hopes you can forgive him. You will. He knows you will. 

Your reply is instantaneous. “Yeah, it’s weird, but… There’s really not much I can do at this point. I don’t like the thought of being watched in any capacity, but what can I do? The letters are helpful, and the police won’t do anything about it.”

Helpful. He likes that. The words are nothing more than an afterthought to you probably, but it’s the world to Adison. You take his little tips seriously. You don’t consider him a threat. You think they’re worth listening to. You heed his letters. You touched the same paper that he did, your gentle eyes going over the words that he typed up and picked just for you. 

If he was a better man, he would suggest that you visit the police again. But it’s a good litmus test for him—the local authorities are useless. It gives him more wiggle room, and it leaves you vulnerable. Sure, there’s the matter of figuring out just how vigilant your friends and distant family would be, but the first line of defense around you has crumbled a long time ago. 

A ping from you breaks his rambling thoughts. “Maybe it’s a bad prank? A new Tik Tok trend? People will do anything on that damn app for attention, and I’ve already seen some kids on campus trying to do street interviews in hopes of making their big break.”

There’s a moment of silence before he sees your typing bubble floating at the bottom of his phone screen.

“Maybe whoever’s sending these letters genuinely just wants to help. I don’t think any of my neighbors are that kind of people, but who knows? Can’t judge ‘em based on what little I know,” you confess wholeheartedly to him. “Or it could be my landlord. I mean, I get it. I’m not the most organized person, so it doesn’t hurt to have a guardian angel of sorts watching over me.”

There’s a warmth spreading from his fingertips, up his arms, and gripping like the rush of first love at his heart. A guardian angel. It’s stupid, and it’s so childish, but it makes Adison so happy to think that you find his little advances as something special. Only you could turn someone like him, someone so rotten, into someone worth salvaging and someone worth loving. 

“If you insist,” he types back to you. He swallows thickly at the thought of you actually appreciating the letters. Should he write to you more frequently? Observing your life was such a treat to him. He wants to know more about you, every little bit that you’ve been keeping from him. Once he got a taste, he couldn’t turn back. “You should still be careful though. Wouldn’t want some bad guy snatching someone as cute as you up. That’s my job, you know!”

“Oh, quit it, Adi,” you’re too used to taking his flirting and countering it in your own way. “No one’s snatching me up. I’m too busy keeping you company and covering your ass during Star Blitz. Nimo’s already cracking jokes about how they can’t wait to babysit our future kids, so you can only imagine how much worse it’ll get if I spend any more time with you.”

The corners of his scarred lips twitch as Adisorn bites back a small laugh. He doesn’t dislike the thought of both spending more time with you and a future together. Wouldn’t that be so much fun? Then he wouldn’t always have to creep around the edges of your life, like a shadow gobbling up the rays of light cast its way. He could be by your side as he always wanted. 

Sure, he’d have to make some changes to your pace of life, but knowing you, you would learn to love it. You would learn to love him. Truly for who he was, rather than the small bits and pieces he’s built up for himself. Eight painstaking months was nothing in exchange for the prize of a lifetime with you. His entire life up until this point, as miserable and cruel and dark as it was, was nothing but a small price to pay at the thought of having you all to himself. There would be no more hurt, no more pesky interferences, no more space between your radiance and him once he could put everything into motion.

His aim has always been simple.

Your love is the reason he’s living again. You’re the breath on his scarred mouth, the blood in his tangled veins, the thump-thump in his calloused heart, the warmth coming from the body of a whole person. He’s undeserving, and yet he craves for it, the addictive sensation of your honeyed affection rousing up his cold heart and spreading warmth throughout his decaying body. 

You awaken something deep inside of him.

He has to cling to that light, the saving grace in the darkness that he’s wallowed in forever.

Adison knows what he has to do. 

To breach that final distance separating you from him.

To keep the promise of his love.

To cherish you tenderly. 

x

[blueelvis]

Woah mama I'm having flashbacks to moments before I was dragged down to the brine pool......

glub glub 🐟🏳️‍🌈

[marciliedonato]

If Elvis was a tumblrina: let's WOAH with mama

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #3

101. @elviskamishiro

102. @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver

103. @clown-elvis

104. @melted-space-robot-elvis

105. @bioluminescent-fish-elvis

106. @elvis-stressley

107. @lizard-elvis-official

108. @batvis-manley

109. @car-salesman-elvis

110. @dragon-elvis

111. @elfvis-presley

112. @j-jonah-elvisson

113 @shifting-mound-of-elvii

114. @elvis-big-naturals

115. @j-elvis-oppenheimer

116. @elvis-caviar-cookie

117. @post-punk-elvis

118. @gelvis-presley

119. @frelvis-durstley

120. @bald-elvis

121. @doctor-houlvis-official

122. @themandelviscatalogue

123. @elvius-ceasar

124. @bodybuilder-elvis-official

125. @v1presely-official

126. @jailhouse-md-rock

127. @aethelvis-presley

128. @green-elvis-official

129. @fly-elvis-official

130. @smurfvis-presley

131. @elvis-bouchard

132. @elvis-boskovic

133. @deviouselvli

134. @scientist-elvis

135. @really-evil-elvis

136. @tiny-elvis

137. @shelvis-presley

138. @edgarallanpoevis

139. @offical-ace-elvis

140. @australian-elvis

141. @moth-elvis

142. @frelvis-mercury

143. @random-elvis-encounter

143. @edelvis-von-hresleyvelg

144. @they-might-be-elvis

145. @sqelvis-official

146. @waxfigure-elvis

147. @communist-elvis-official

148. @furbispresley

149. @florida-man-elvis

150. @elvisampora

The total number of Elvii on tumblr.com is 150+!

We are officially over 150!

THIS LIST IS FULL! Go here to see the other lists

[godzilla-elvis]

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@j-elvis-oppenheimer ….

@lionelvisanimatronic …

@elvonda-odysley …

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[kokhav-lives]

im following 91 blogs and about half of them alre elviis

idk where elvis-official is but im following them too

[union-elvis]

You have nothing to lose but your chains, Mama

[extremely-fucking-evil-elvis]

evil plan hummina hummina

Be evil

befriend women

receive swords from said women as gifts of friendship

invade dashcon 2

conquer canada

kill bob ross

realize bob ross is already dead

suffer

kill papa smurf

woah mama this plan is flawless and evil

[axe-d-r]

In celebration of my most famous gravity falls post on instagram, I’m reposting this one here as well! AU where Stan, Fidds, and Stanford all discover the weirdness of Gravity Falls but Stanford accidentally summons the Zombies while Stan was trying to sleep 🤧🤭

[cccayliexx]

Ok ladies rate my list of boyfriends 💔 I highkey forgot to put Elvis but you already know i wanna eat him 😛

[kindercelery]

This dude who acted George IV for Beau Brummell 1924…

[forthesageofpete]