#I can't drag food and garbage. A Sim has to put it away

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As us mamas get busier and busier, it's harder to get all the ladies to come over for birthday parties!!!! But that's ok - now my babies will always have siblings to celebrate with them!!!!!

Today, Aubrey is the birthday girl!!!!! And Jeb got another promotion, so we spent some of that money to buy a cake!!!!! As much as I love cooking for my family, having extra cleaning time is always nice!!!! Not that I needed it, of course*!!!!!

And just like that, baby Aubrey became a little girl!!!!!! But with age comes responsibility - for both of us!!!!!! Aubrey is going to start helping Mommy out with chores so she can learn how to keep her own house one day!!!!

And now I'm going to be a homeschool teacher!!!!! If I sent Aubrey out to a secular school, they'll teach her homosexuality and evolution and mental illnesses!!!!!! To protect my poor angel from Satan's Sin School, I have no choice but to teach her the true path myself!!!!!!

Then they ate cake!!!! But even on happy days like this I need to mind my figure - I'm still a little too chubby, so I had a salad instead!!!!! If I keep up the good work, then maybe on Beggy's birthday I can indulge in some cake!!!!!

*Christina

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