#I cannot believe I spent all night writing this because of that GODDAMN TWEET

[thebeautyis]

HELLO

ok so to be very honest with you I actually don’t have a whole lot to write about??? I can give you like bullet points and if you want pictures, my twitter is here. I do have videos. I'll be uploading that tomorrow if things haven’t already been uploaded. 

THIS GOT LONG AGAIN IM SORRY

- Caitriona looked FUCKING HOT. I was unsure of the outfit when I saw it on twitter but GODFUCKINGDAMN.  -I honestly cannot believe how un-organized this event was and then how little actually happened. Like there was absolutely no barrier between the press and the fans. just like...a couple big beefy dudes on the red carpet and some poles separating everyone from the carpet. so we managed to sneak in dead center right behind a bunch of press people and one of the camera guys literally took Lauren’s phone to take pictures for her. I had a clear shot of Cait mostly and then Sam and I’ll post those either here or on twitter tomorrow probably.  -Sam and Cait came together around 6:30 I wanna say? They stood for MAYBE  a minute to take pictures together and then worked their way down the line separately but always like one behind the other.  -Caitriona looked so goddamn hot I will never get over it ok -I was like 2-3 feet from her for a solid 30 minutes and could not stop staring. and yes those tweets of mine that Jess posted about the sex scenes and Sam being Cait’s fave coworker were legit direct quotes from her.  -they were coordinating, in case you couldn’t tell. -the girl who runs the OL twitter was standing right next to us. hi shipper! also I’ll be shocked if I’m not in one of the like selfie videos Sam and Cait took of the fans. peekaboo! -as the red carpet was winding down, I made my way to the end of the press line (and met some other shippers!! hi!!)  to see if I could MAYBE get a selfie w Cait because that was literally my entire goal for the night (spoiler alert: I failed) but they dragged her and Sam into some other room for the screening.  -THE EPISODE WAS REALLY GOOD. I don’t want to say more bc honestly I’m not good at ep recaps but I really really liked it. Sam was honestly amazing and I don’t say that lightly. and Cait. guhghglghrega. It kind of got me back on board for this season. fucking hell.  -ok the q&a. I have videos, I have pictures. It was kind of weird, ngl. Thank god nobody asked any personal questions. actually a lot of the questions were really good. including one about who they picture as Jamie and Claire when they read the books and the entire video is just me and Lauren in the background holding each other and laughing hysterically because THEY WERE SO AWKWARD and flirty???? but like...it was hysterical. I don’t know if I’ll be posting that tbh -SPEAKING OF AWKWARD. Sam. Heughan. I don’t know if he was tired, nervous or drunk off his butt or some combination of the 3. I have never seen him so mellow and so tongue tied and just....awkward???? Like he genuinely could NOT answer questions and when he did I feel like he was fumbling through them and kept looking at Cait to help him. the poor guy was a mess. also when he doesn’t know what else to say, he bites his finger and stares at Cait. I’m not shitting you he spent like multiple minutes like this:

like what the actual fuck are you doing/thinking about, sir. 

-I didn’t notice this until I was looking at my pictures but the entire first 10 minutes they sat EXA CTLY the same way. Legs crossed the same way, arms resting on the chair the same way. 

-Cait was flirting with him a LOT. like hair playing, arm touching, she called him both darling and babe.  -Sam really wants to be in that Pinter play called The Lovers with her. LIKE REALLY. WANTS. TO. DO IT. SOMEONE. HELP. HIM. OUT. -anyway they took a group selfie at the end you 100% can’t see me bc everyone stood up and they stupidly stood like in the front row????  -on our way out though we left the building and ran into Cait signing autographs. she was SO patient I could not believe it. and of course took a picture with literally everyone around us except us. but whaaaatever. and then Sam came out and apparently it got nuts??? but we peaced the hell out of there bc noooo fucking way. and then went to a bar and straight up cried about some of the pictures that have come out.  -if Sam isn’t fucking Caitriona then he’s gay. there’s no other options. and I’m like 99% sure he’s fucking Caitriona. BECAUSE IF HE ISNT I WILL. (and also idc who the fuck you are if my boyfriend or fuck buddy or whoever looked at another woman the way Sam looked at Caitriona tonight I’d dump his ass so fast. no even slightly self respecting woman would take that kind of shit dont @ me)

ok the end. tonight was great. I was honestly terrified and stressed the fuck out about all of it beforehand but it was a lot of fun and alcohol is gr8. anyway I’m sure I missed some things so maybe I’ll make another post??? probably not. let me know if you have any questions xoxoxox

(ps I’m sure I’m gonna see these pics all over twitter but....can you at least attempt to credit me???? maybe???? is it even worth asking??? idk please ily guys.)