#I continue to think I'm funny and it continues to be a problem

[scleroticstatue]

It's a problem, for sure!

It's... Possible. Not the most likely, but possible. He's got a looooooooong way to go still. (He can make one! He's just got to figure out how to dampen the rebounding magical energy upon contact with the golem that it doesn't fritz out... Yeah, very teenager. Very Atticus. Very do not let Atticus use Morwen's golem maker if she can prevent it.) He will need it! He is not the most aware of this.

(Yep! Though, she'll get more sound advice, I'm sure. He was born and raised there. Didn't have any of the worst of it, and he's had enough kids that he's had to work through his own issues so he doesn't push it on them. That's what any good father would do, after all.)

It's explicitly redacted from you. Yeah. And then he's not meaning to/thinking about it as hiding anyway. And he also does not have enough emotional awareness to actually be aware of everything he's feeling at any given point in time, so he's hiding stuff without even really meaning to. Drama when it involves you is the worst. Like, excuse me? I didn't sign up for this thing I obviously am involved in! But, oh, if Gavrel has a meltdown in front of Nik, it will be so funny! He'll be in the middle of spiraling and Nik will just lean on the counter like, "oh, no, please, continue. I'd like to see how nuts you get when you like someone," and Gavrel will instantly crash. Just blue screen of whining about how he's reasonable while Nik nods patronizingly until he gives up. Nik will be good for her! She'll get all uptight and overachievery and he'll compare her to Atticus and she'll try to smack him and they'll end up macking on each other. Perfect match.

The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways.  Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.

Also they’re found family.

[teaandinanity]

Happy Year of the Snake! I am done with my art for the bang so now I'm inflicting silly doodles on everyone in response to the author's notes and since it's not For The Bang Specifically I'm posting this one because I made myself laugh 😂

[rikan-oo]

I guess we should let Shen Jiu pull out Han Yoojin's little trick against Sung Hyunjae ghosting. It would be fun.

Imagine Yue Qingyuan didn't answer anyone's messages for quite a while. Maybe a problem with Xuan Su.

SJ sent a letter reprimanding him for his absence. When he didn't get immediate answer as always, he threatened to blow up his house if he didn't answer and gave him a timer. Then he sent the last letter that time was up.

He came and threatened him with the sword. Yue Qingyuan was never so happy getting a sword against his throat and his house destroyed.

[searchforahero]

roydicktim is so fun to me...

dick bringing tim to meet the teen titans and tim has such an obvious crush on roy, just in a constant state of being beet-red when roy talks to (or even looks at) him, asking him all sorts of questions about archery and convincing roy to "teach" him (despite definitely already knowing how to shoot).

dick is not impressed, obviously. wants roy to stay the hell away from tim, even though roy has no intention of pursuing tim in any way, but dick can't find it in himself to listen to reason because whenever he thinks of tim and roy all he can do is remember the image of roy leaning over tim's shoulder and positioning his hands on the bow while tim stood there awkward and flustered to hell.

fast forward years and years to bftc/brucequest and tim has hardly seen roy since he was younger, just every once in a while because of hero work, and he's not the type to go tripping over his feet because a cute boy looked at him anymore.

but he can still remember how mad dick got back then, and maybe he's mostly just sad now, when he thinks of dick, thinks of how they fought each other, how dick wouldn't trust him. but there's anger there too, deep and bitter betrayal, and it rears it's ugly head every once in a while, overpowering the loneliness and the sadness and everything else.

and he runs into roy by complete happenstance, and roy is still hot, and he's grown into his looks even more now than when dick used to bring him to visit titans tower, so really, he can tell himself it isn't about dick, he'd want to sleep with roy either way.

the next morning, he sends dick a selfie, smiling lazily at the camera with his hair splayed out on his pillow, roy's tattoos arm visible where it's slung over tim's chest, orange hair too-long and covering his sleeping face. captions it "look who i found :)" and promptly turns his phone off.

[beargregor]

Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

[kalied0skull]

I wanna hug you but idk if you like hugs so if you don’t I want to transmit my fumes towards you positively

i sometimes like hugs! :D

irl i am a very physically avoidant person (ask literally any of my irls, i cannot STAND long-time physical interaction because it makes me overstimulated) but if i initiate or ask for the hug then that usually means "hug me rn or else you'll never get this offer ever again" LMAOA

but you can hug me !!! right now at least that's okay yeyeah, if you ask I'll probably say yes regardless 🙂‍↕️

i like hugs

but i like

sometimes just can't really do them ykwim

[sysig]

It's my disaster polyship and I'll do what I want with it!! (Patreon)

[smileyobrien]

oh hello there

[melancholic-pigeon]

Okay this is the *actual* last comment, for real, but I just found out Spider is now smearing me as a convert and accusing me of being involved with drama I was not involved with because he mistakenly attributed my apologies for his public temper tantrum as being about something unrelated.

THIS IS A FALSE ACCUSATION and I do not appreciate having yet another bit of fake malicious intent falsely ascribed to my actions and* attributing a completely unrelated attack to me.

Also, it's very sad and disappointing whenever a Jew gets mad at a convert because something else is going on in the Jew's life and the convert happens to be in the splash zone and the Jew falls over backwards to smear the convert and invalidate her faith.

Just....the childish aggression is making me so, so sad and disappointed, from someone I used to think very highly of, who is now lying about me and publicly smearing me with false accusations based on a conflict he started because he misinterpreted something I said and I went out of my way to give him the benefit of the doubt when trying to clear up the mistake HE MADE that led him to decide bullying and attacking me for three fucking days was appropriate and okay and that I'm the bad guy for saying it's wildly unprofessional to behave like this in public to a former customer face.

Sorry, but facts, reality, linear time and the truth of what I actually said and did are on my side here, and I will not stand for being smeared and attacked and shat all over because I had the gall to try to kindly resolve his uncalled for, unjustified temper tantrum.

I am also not sorry that I left a side note in the tags that it was also unacceptable for HIM to drag his daughter into a stupid internet slapfight based on his own reading comprehension failure. Because it was and is unacceptable, and she needs to hear that message from someone.

End of story. Keep digging that hole as long as you like, Spider. It's not helping your case and is continuing to make you look progressively worse and more unreasonable, and the only person you have to blame is yourself.

*revised for clarity

[angeart]

here's a stray hmtb reread thought.

so back in chapter 8 when scar asked xisuma if grian will be okay, xisuma honestly wasn't sure. but he said, with soft reassuring conviction, "we'll make sure of it, scar. don't worry"

yeah, well...

i don't think anyone managed to make sure of it, so far.

i think they're all failing.

i think grian is not okay.

[707shadia]

I refuse to call myself a 'louie pikmin apologist' as I love this guy in all his piece of shit glory.

[teaandinanity]

Me in PMs to the friend who prevents me from committing social war crimes: Anyway thank you for listening to me go 'I hate people and someday someone's going to catch me at the wrong time and I'm gonna hit them over the head with a lamp so hard they'll be wearing the shade as a hat at the hospital'

[tmae3114]

every time another meteor gets thrown at us, I very slightly feel like I should apologise to the rest of the party for being the one who gave the DM the inspiration and excuse to do this to us

[tardis--dreams]

Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes

[anotheruntitledsong]

i did like the hidden palace but (SPOILER if anyone hasn't read it?) i'm genuinely so annoyed at how Arbeely is handled like... I wish i could be sad but i'm just fucking irritated. I was overly invested in him and that's def why but i just feel like they did him dirty

[obeymeow]

have devolved into begging on social media but this is driving me up the WALL. I relatively distinctly remember a line of dialogue in the original game, paraphrased obviously, but to the extent of "asmo's charm doesn't work on a few rare exceptions but they're usually people with great magical power so it's strange that MC is one of them". does anyone else remember this or have I been trying to headcanon something into existence