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Since I've not had enough of myself spouting basically incoherent nonsense, here ya go.

Late Night Osomatsu ASMRist Headcanons

In depth is under the cut 'cause I wrote quite a bit.

Numero Uno: He'd definitely do those kinda "Beating you to sleep ASMR" videos interchanged with some half jokey ones where he'd try to do it seriously but like scream from the top of his lungs in the middle of it either because he messed up or just felt he was being a bit cringe.

Karaboy™: I feel like for his debut he wouldn't get the memo that he's supposed to be quiet. Like he'd stumble into like one of the others doing it and join in but end up being just way too loud without fully realising it. Though I think it'd work in his favour since I feel that fans would eat it up pretty quick; saying he'd be great with practice. After a while, on his own he'd do like talking and probably like light RP stuff after learning about it more.

The Coomer: I feel like he'd actively denounce it. Saying it's weird thing to watch anddo but would secretly enjoy doing it since I feel like he'd be like the only one to actually experience the ASMR tingles and like it. No doubt in my mind he'd be a faceless ASMRist. Same'd go for Ichi. I think he'd be very good at it too. Simple but nice. Choro might even specialise in the like no talking ones. If anyone of the brothers found out though he'd stop immediately. Even if he also knows they're doing it too.

Ichimacchan: Something tells me he'd be one of those like Anime ASMRist, but not like Yagami Yato tho. He'd be making things like the relatively small channel, 1 still 480p jpeg of an anime boy, with a semi-shitty mic, types of videos. He'd do it like this to specifically not show his identity in any way but his voice but I think he'd also like the simplicity of it. I don't think he'd like editing all that much.

MadLad 2.0: He'd be all over the place, jumping through genres like crazy. You'd get a baka collab then kinniku out of nowhere. From Jokey loud to soft-spoken mic brushing from video to video. A constant theme being one of those unpredictable videos like Marno's or Dong's but without editing since how would Jyushi learn to edit? He'd leave long time viewers constantly wondering if he actually knows how to do ASMR or not since when he'd be doing a bakamatsu vid it'd genuinely seem like he's never done ASMR before. There'd be many debates in the comments of every video.

Menace <3: Totty would absolutely do like the classic ASMR stuff, not because he really likes it though, mostly because he heard he could make a lot of money from whispering and tapping on random crap. But really though, he'd have like a setup and learn how to do simple but good green screen effects from his friends. I imagine his setup to be a cross between a budget ASMR Zeitgeist and like any clickbaity, in your face ASMR video you could find. Like looking up "ASMR" on youtube would show his video in the catalogue and it would be like indistinguishable from other ones. All his thumbnails would look kinda samey when you'd go to the "Videos" section of his channel.