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Y'know that post talking about how ppl interpret sans reacting to Papyrus' death? And how in trying to stray away from the earlier 2017 misconceptions we went too far the other way?
That's how I feel about Swap sans sometimes. Like, I get trying to get away from the whole 'blueberry' thing but like!!! You removed all his whimsy!! If you're trying to make him canon then he shouldn't be completely blasé and tired of life!! He wants to be in the royal guard, and he's funny and he makes tacos and he likes puzzles cause he's just the Sans version of Papyrus!
#just cause I've seen a lot of stuff recently where he's like that#this isn't to criticize what anyone does with the character#I've just seen a tendency where people bash on blueberry and then make swap... not like canon either#while trying to make him canon#anyway#utmv#not my usual type of post#I'm not a ranter#just something I noticed
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I've seen people doing an intro post so I suppose I should do the same right? I have no idea how to do this, I'm just winging it :3
INTRO POST TIME WOOO!!
[last updated: sat dec 7th at 7:18 PM 2024]
(I update this often, a reread of it every now and then would be greatly appreciated!)
Maybe every week/month depending on your time scale? ↑
Follow my other blog where I reblog a bunch of stuff and things for the full experience of my personality and interests! @eckos-reblogs :3
@everytime-i-reach-the-postlimit ←Exactly as the name entails
@nature-is-mystical ←is my other random blog that you can follow as well if you want.
that blog is just for reblogging nature stuff and posting nature stuff. (Occasionally rhymes come with it ig)
side blog for fanart!: @sonar-fanart-hall
I'm always working on making reference sheets for OCs ^^
Chill dude side blog: @cool-dudes-official
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I will continue to edit this, probably for the rest of time to get it right since I'm a slight perfectionist lol
Hello! I've been an artist for around 5 to 6 years, and I still kinda suck at it! I do traditional art normally but I've been branching out to digital art as well. I mostly draw animals, anthropomorphic creatures, creatures in general, whatever beautifully ugly faces I can come up with, and sometimes human faces!
I classify as a furry but do not reblog a ton of furry stuff nor do I have a fursuit. I just like drawing and seeing anthropomorphic animals :3
Furries, Therians, anyone of lgbtq+ community (including ace people cuz apparently there's a debate about that), weirdos (but NOT in the gross way), and more are welcome on my blog! :3 ❤️ (you're kinda automatically welcome if you're kind anyway lol but whatevs :3)
Tags and stuff! To help you find stuff in my blog better through search :)
#Ecko draws -exactly as is obvious, it will be for when I make art, digital or traditional.
#Echo Rambles -For posts of mine that include mainly me talking about random stuff
#Echo rants - for when I rant. Similar to #Echo rambles but different..
#Echo answers - For when I answer asks!! :D
#The Clowder seeks - For when you guys ask me stuff!
#Mama Change - For when I mention my mom. (Her name is change..or it's more of a nickname but no one calls her by her actual name except for professional/job people like a dentist or something)
#Echo asks - For when I ask questions :3 lol
#Eckos moots <3 - for interactions with moots, obviously 🙄 (I love y'all sm)
#Ecko irl - me irl
My main Media for traditional art is, pens, pencil, gel pens, paint markers (posca) and normal markers! I hope to soon branch out to ink! (Maybe one day you'll get to see some watercolor stuff from me. It's not that good of watercolor art and I don't enjoy painting too much tbh)
Anatomy You say? Don't know her 😔
If you are interested, I do art requests! It's not guaranteed to be good or to be done quickly but I will try my very best every time. You can even request multiple times if you'd like! Like a ton of times! I really don't mind!
You can also request art of fandoms I'm not in but make sure to give me a good reference or the drawing will look off :3
Art requests open until further notice.
If there's something I don't mention here that you're wondering if I can draw or not, give me an ask in my inbox and I'll let you know! (Pls, I'm friendly I swear)
You can also dm me if you'd like but I'd prefer the askbox instead (´-﹏-`;)
I can't draw/don't want to draw: items, anatomy, bodies (unless you want the equivalent of a boxy stick figure), rendering, lighting, dragons (without a reference), romance/NSFW (no, just no.), hands, human legs (for the life of me 😭), +more
I can draw/like to draw: faces, animals (mostly cat related ones but you can request any animal and I'll at least try to draw it.), different hair styles (only with a reference), eye bags (I think they're pretty lol), dragons (only with a good reference), gore (not the best at it but I'll will try my best to make something nice and bloody for ya!), +more!

My name is Ecko and it's my preferred name but you can refer to me as Melleona (my OC) or by a nickname as well if you'd like! (just please ask me first if you want to use a nickname as I'm bad with setting boundaries.)
My pronouns are She/Her but feel free to refer to me as it/it's! :3
Speaking of which! This is my OC, Melleona:
She is 14 years old, she is introverted and blunt but also shy and insecure. She has anxiety, dealt with a bit of depression, and she's very casual as well as lazy (like me lol)
She's half Cat, she has greyish blue eyes (not visible in the drawing), slightly blueish black hair that's long enough to reach her ankles, she has a mushroom themed party hat, and some wicked whiskers!
If there's anything you'd like to ask me about her or ask her, go ahead and ask away! I love anons and normal asks! ❤️❤️❤️ (There is a slight filter on the drawing. I'll edit this later and put her color palette below ❤️)


I'm a minor! Mind your words, don't send me gross/weird asks or messages. (I've already had a few people message me asking for my age, a picture of me, and my sexuality. No, I will not be sharing my real appearance on here. my age? Minor, that's all you need to know. My sexuality? I don't know and you don't need to know either, respectfully ^^❤️)
IDC if I post something slightly suggestive or that says I know about 18+ themes. I posted it, not someone saying something to me of those themes. Sure, I understand the stuff but It really doesn't matter now does it? It just means I understand enough to know you shouldn't be saying that stuff to me. (Boundaries ✨)
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I do half-curse in posts from time to time. I do censor it a bit tho, like "f7ck" for example. Hope ya don't mind (;^ω^)
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I'd appreciate it if people reblogged my art!
I don't appreciate reposting it however.
Just in case you don't know what the difference between reposting rather than reblogging: it's when you (typically) take a screenshot of the art, and then repost it on either Tumblr or a different app rather than hitting the reblog button!
While this has never happened to me personally, I do feel like it's worth mentioning.
Oh, and, don't under a circumstance feed my art to AI. I can forgive reposting my art. I put out there for people to see not to get fame from it but under no circumstances EVER will I allow feeding my art to AI. It is not human. It does not make art.
AI artists don't exist unless it's used ONLY to assist with a process that is still mostly YOUR OWN SKILLS THAT YOU'VE CULTIVATED OVER TIME. AI is NOT art but it can HELP with art.
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don't dm asking me to commission from you. like said before, I don't have money bc I'm a minor + I don't like being pestered for me commission you. talk to me like a person, not an ATM.
If I want to commission someone, I will dm them and even then, I'm most likely to commission art from a friend to support them.

I support the lgbtq+ community! And I don't discriminate against race. I really shouldn't have to say this. (˘・_・˘)

I will respond to money asks with "!!" And that's it. I don't have money and even if I did I don't got any money to spare. I'm broke and struggling too. Not to mention, I'm a minor and can't just go out and get the stuff. I hope you understand and I wish you all the best!❤️❤️❤️

Some games and shows and stuff I like:
Shows and stuff: Rick and Morty, adventure time, lost in space, bsd (never watched it but I've seen enough of it on the Internet to know a bit about it. Very interesting :3), Some of the Life Minecraft series, httyd, doctor who, and more!
Games/fandoms: Yonder(Yonder Cloud Catcher Chronicles.), Minecraft, the Stanley parable, tiny bit of South Park, cotl, MLP(childish I know but I don't care. I love them), creepypasta, SCPs, Trevor Henderson's creatures (mostly cartoon cat), plants vs zombies, fran bow, little misfortune, and more!
Stuff and things (hobbies?): Art, apparently I make rhymes now too??, rollerblading, climbing, Hiking (iffy), sleeping, being annoying+lazy, doom scrolling, interacting with people, and more!
(I'm not really in any fandoms really..kinda like on the edge of being in each and every fandom I come across..)
General facts about me! Yippee!
I think eye bags and wrinkles are pretty (odd, I know lol), I live in a bus (not decked out like you see on social media though. We just live in a bus lol), I live with my ma (my dad is my step dad and he and my mom just broke up psooo ye), I blank out a lot and just stare at people for no reason (which freaks them out), I have greyish blue eyes (a long with some, I'm pretty sure permanent eye bags lol), I get energy right before nighttime mostly (and then it disappears as soon as it reaches around 11 pm to 12 am), My favorite color is maroon (and any type of blue along with orange and yellow and forest green..mostly just comfy vibe colors tbh but maroon is a fixed piece), my favorite animal is a cat (although I have a dog. Muffin doesn't count as a dog, she's practically human. Apart of the family.), and more!
(I'll update this as I go)

[I will block as I see fit]
Do not interact with my blog if: You're racist, you only or mostly have sexual themes on your own blog (I apologize but it makes me uncomfortable. Have some other interests and it might make me less uncomfortable ^^), if you in general just enjoy hating on people for no reason (I like to make my area a safe space for people) if you're a Zoophile (No explanation really needed but animals can't consent.) (more will be added later when I think of what to add)
Don't dm me unless you're a moot or you say your intentions within the first 1-3 messages. (moots that I've interacted with can send me a dm unprompted with stated intentions anytime they'd like. Special privileges ✨)
(Added a specific part of that bc a moot felt they were making me uncomfortable by having such themes on their blog. I didn't really realize at first but yes that does make slightly uncomfortable but I don't really care as long as you have other interests. If s3x is your only interest, it weirds me out to have those types of people interact with me. Just know you're all good moot, you're not the type of person I was aiming it at. There are other people that just don't think about anything else but $ex and relationships that creep me out and you are not one of them. ^^❤️)

Things about me, (random stuff): I am cringe from time to time, my fav colors are maroon and any kind of blue, orange is nice too though,
I appreciate any and all constructive criticism. IDC if it sounds rude and might hurt my feelings, TELL ME so I can help better myself and my blog! I'm dum and will most likely not notice I'm doing something weird or anything :P <3
•Send me asks! Wanna to hug one of my OCs, Want to slap the sh1t out of one of em, Want to introduce me to a new (or old) fandom I don't know of but you think I might be interested in, Want to say hi, Want to give a music suggestion, send an ask!
I LOVE interaction and if possible, I want to be busy with asks at all times so send a ton!

•Moots:
@theachskid @voidsweirdthoughts @burningbutter @rafrfr @rateater2000
@footlongdingledong @ender-the-insomniac @thistlebriar @rspoetry @virtualcroissantflapcolor
@jawdoesstuff @storythesilly @yourfavoritecuntist @chamber-of-voices @i-draw-things
@2oo7xddd @catsreblogging @silli-billy15 @totally-not-a-commie @khloethecatsworld
@1nd13gh0st @cur1os1tyk1lledme @nonbinaryriverclan @ilove-fanart-and-lore405 @hermitchild
@my-mom-named-me-duck @hermitchild
@williamsart12345 @lilytheaxoltollover @twobraincellsremaining @nn-the-doodle @emmajasonartz
@bugba-bugbee @railway323 @xho-the-scribble @asqadia-banthen @nasthesilly @ceaselessbackflips
@the-anxious-acrobat @justuravghazbin @callmekiyo24 @maybeyoullfindthissomeday
@sensehumor ♥️
+any future moots/one's I might have forgotten (I hope I wouldn't forget anyone 🥲)
If you don't like being tagged in tag games, let me know and I'll move your name over here cuz I copy paste the ones above for tagging in stuff: (nothing here yet!)
Moot side blogs: @thistlebriar-tags @my-dad-named-me-goose @mysterious-other-being @
Btw, moot/friend privileges: tagging me in whatever the heck you want, sending nonstop and possibly annoying asks, dming me and having a convo at random, +more! I love all y'all and am more than happy to interact ❤️

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Yippee!! That's all for now folks! ❤️
I'll update this whole thing as I go, any questions, just send an ask and I'll update this with the answer as well as you know- replying in general lol :3
I seem incredibly childish in this intro post and my general posts but do know, I am over 12 years of age lmao 🤣
I'mma keep some notes here as well... mostly for tone stuffs cuz I can't remember these 😭
/lh = lighthearted
/j = joking
/hj = half joking
#intro post#pinned post#pinned intro#LONG post#echo rambles#i talk a LOT btw#like a TON#I'm a full time ranter#you might think i don't talk a lot but trust me#it's cuz I'm holding back#i think i qualify as an ask blog idk#art/ask blog?
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Sylus reclaiming Little Bomb as a teasing nickname...
#i cant stop thinking about the n109 zone lol#it used to slightly bother me that we never see MC struggle with the idea of killing or feel burdened by it#bc even Caleb seems to see it as a burden hes taken on to protect MC and make sure MC doesnt have to be the monster#but MC just thrives naturally and adapts to criminal activity with Sylus#she very easily early on promises to keep anything he shares with her a secret and feels entitled to being essentially his partner#and listen she shoots so much with him and sure self defense but lets be real Sylus goes hunting for these guys and MC is down to support#idk its almost more charming for her to not be burdened by it. like a flaw that shows shes not maybe human by the definition of your average#Linkon citizen lol. even the researchers didnt know if she should be treated as a person or an object/resource#Dimitris life purpose at the end was to try to essentially banish MC back out into the void of space#anyway. Sylus is so gentle with MC while also not sheltering her. when he said theyre the same he means he believes that literally#if Sylus is a monster then so is MC. and thats okay. He wants her to just do and be whatever she wants and he'll adapt to it for her#he is STILL feeding her soul 100000% altho i guess for Sylus its like: OUR SOUL.#mc cosmic horror am I human existential drama vibes#its interesting to me now that MC isnt struggling with the weight of consequence for killing or breaking laws#mcs desires come first to her#and ofc shes still a hunter who wants to save people#but her motivation was power and security. she never wanted to be prey again.#and Sylus in main story seems to be the foundation of her power and harnessing it story wise#im curious where theyll go with MCs evol#personal posting#love and deepspace spoilers#mostly because im a tag ranter im not even done with the zayne stuff yet#i assume next we'll push into more Xav and Raf?? hoping for it Im dying for connections to Ever being aware and studying other stuff#I did have to reframe my perspective on the timeline a few times here... i assumed stuff in some of the cards had already happening along#the main story#but the vibes are off for a lot of it Main Story Sylus and MC have not done nightly rendezvous yet for sure?#good for caleb lol 😅#just when I was starting to accept I maybe felt Caleb was better for MC this life they hit with more lore#and now im back on endgame Sylus sorry Caleb bb I'll still be invested in your story and content#I'm glad i went through the main story again before I played the new stuff
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I'm just gonna say, if anyone goes around trying to "fix" other ppl's oc designs because they're "bad" by your arbitrary standards, you are an asshole, full stop. No questions.
You are an asshole.
I do not care about how "bad" the design is. This kind of internet bullying should have died in the 2010s where it belongs.
You're a asshole if you do this.
It's one thing to like...redesign a canon character to a major franchises that could care less about how you think their character should look. It's another to pick on another artist and, typically, a young or new one, take something that they likely love and sating it's awful and making fun of it in the redesign's comments.
I hope this reaches the right people.
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#chesh posts#chesh rambles#chesh is pissed#demon slayer#yeah I'm looking at you demon slayer fandom#be better#you remind me of da ranters#that's not a good thing to be compared to#your little tiktoks are disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourselves#grow up#i don't see this shit in the homestuck fandom#my hero academia#I'm also lokking at you mha#you need to get off the bullshit too
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In celebration of school ending, i am (right after im done typing this) going through my schoolwork binder and sharing all the good doodles with everyone
In celebration of me getting one birthday closer to my inevitable and glorious demise next week,
i am once again inviting everyone to say anything in my ask box (please come be a bitch, it brings me incredible joy)
(not that my ask box is ever closed anyway)
in celebration of living, i'm always taking doodle reqs <3 (HAH! i've full filled my obligatory monthly request reminder and you've already read the whole post >:])
#UTMV RANTER I SUMMON THEE KIN#i'm gonna need something to write a few paragraphs ab while im waiting on this plane and the shadowvanilla fic has been slow drafting#my yappings
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ok it's coming I swear, but this thing started back in 1962 with my great grandparents so it's gonna take a bit to type out
#i'm telling it like a story too bc if not i go into angry ranter mode#gotta be an outside narrator for it to make sense#apersonwhotalks
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I think probably the best solution to tumblr drama that is causing you so much distress that you're having a break down regularly about it is probably just to log off for awhile. Just take a break. Don't make a big deal about it or anything just close the website or app and leave it for awhile and do other things.
#Especially if it's pointless stuff#Or stuff that won't affect the world outside of your small social bubble or whatever#I'm a ranter too don't get me wrong but it's not causing me vicious rage or depression or anything#Just like. Log off. For your own health just log off.#For like week.#Or however long it takes#🚧#😈
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Forced to Listen
[Dean Winchester x Female!Reader]
Synopsis: Dean hated it when you hunted him down for advice, and he also hated that you knew exactly how to bait him into listening.
WC: 1082
Category: Fluff, Ranter!Reader, Mentions of Cheating, Sam being absolutely useless (iconic).
Can you believe that it’s been TWO WHOLE YEARS since I last wrote of him?? I’m so angry at myself 😭😭
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Dean could sense what was coming when he watched you stomp towards him with nothing but a small bottle of beer. The look on your face was one he had come to recognize over the years.
It was the one that said that you were about to coerce him into listening to your woes, and he had no other choice but to do it. The heat outside was unbearable, the kind that made Dean strip off his flannel and ditch the leather jacket, leaving him in his sweat-covered shirt.
But as he stood under the hood of the Impala, trying to get her to start, that bottle of beer was calling his name. The promise of the cool, carbonated drink sliding down his throat, relieving him from the dryness that had settled in his mouth, was something he desperately craved. And you knew that. That's why you were headed straight for him.
"Hey, Dean," you said innocently, the small bottle of beer dangling from your hand.
Dean sighed, his gloved hands pausing as he glanced up at you. He really wasn’t in the mood to listen to you whine about what was going on in your life, but that bottle of beer was too tempting to pass up. It was his favorite brand, too.
Goddamn it, you really were a temptress.
"Two minutes,” he grunted out, holding his hand out for the beer. "I'll give you two minutes."
You grinned, placing the bottle of beer in his open hand. In a matter of seconds, half the liquid was gone, and you were waiting impatiently for him to give you the sign to begin.
After another second, a sigh of content slipped from his mouth, and he nodded, signaling you to start.
You didn’t waste any time. "Do you think I'm a bitch?"
"I think you're a pain in my ass," Dean retorted, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand. It didn’t make much difference since his hand was already covered in dirt and grease, but it made him feel a little better. "Don’t tell me you came over here just to ask me that?"
"No, I'm serious, Dean," you insisted. "Do you actually think I'm a bitch?"
You were staring up at him now, the look on your face completely unreadable. You were waiting for an answer, but he had a feeling that no matter what answer he gave, it wouldn't make a difference.
So, he just raised his eyebrows, silently telling you to go on while he took another sip of his beer.
"Dating's hard, Dean," you started, and he already felt a groan coming on. He did not want to have this conversation. "I just don't get it. Why am I not good enough for them? Why do I keep getting cheated on?"
You were pacing around the car as you spoke, and Dean kept his eyes on the beer. As you went on about everything that was bothering you, the more he regretted his decision to drink that damn thing.
"Am I not attractive? Am I not smart enough? What is it, Dean?" You looked at him, hoping for an answer. But when you realized he wasn't paying that much attention to what you were saying, you let out a scoff. "Great, so I'm not even good enough for you to listen to me? God, Dean, you are such a douche."
Dean rolled his eyes and finally looked up at you, the annoyance clearly visible. "Can I get back to fixing up my baby, now?"
"Would you date me?" You asked, suddenly, a hint of desperation in your voice. "Am I worth dating?"
God, you were killing him. He’d rather get heatstroke than continue this conversation, and he was sure Sammy would agree on his behalf.
He could actually see his baby brother from where he stood. He was a few yards away, sitting in the shade. A book in his hand, but his eyes were on the two of you.
Was he…? Oh hell no.
He was laughing.
Sammy was having a good time watching him squirm under your gaze, doing absolutely nothing despite avoiding the work Bobby needed help with.
Oh, was Dean pissed off. He’d get his payback soon, hopefully. It would be whenever he actually gets away from you and fixes up his car. Baby always comes first.
"I mean, c'mon, Dean," you pressed on. "Just give me some advice. You were with so many women, and they were all beautiful and perfect, so what's wrong with me?"
You were pouting, and Dean felt like throwing his beer bottle on the ground and stomping on it. This was the worst two minutes of his life.
"There’s nothing wrong with you,” he finally said, looking you in the eye. "You could be a pain in the ass, but unfortunately, I’m apparently the only one who has to deal with it, so... yeah. You're fine."
"Fine? I'm fine?"
"Yup," Dean replied. He turned back to the Impala, taking the last swig of his beer and tossing the empty bottle into your hands. "Thanks for the beer. Is that all?”
"I just feel… I don't know. I feel like I'm not good enough, ya know?" You said a sad look on your face. "Like there's something wrong with me. Something that's making everyone leave me."
"Listen," Dean started. He looked at you again, but all of his annoyance was gone. The two minutes were definitely up; he could quite literally kick you out of sight, but with the look you had on your face, he just couldn’t do it.
So, despite Sam’s utter lack of help, he was going to do his best to try to make you feel better.
"It's not you, alright?" He assured. "There's nothing wrong with you. If a guy can't see that, then he doesn't deserve you, okay? Trust me, you will have no problem finding someone else."
The corners of your lips twitched, turning into a small smile. "Yeah?"
Dean nodded, giving you a smirk. "If you want, I could always give out the ole hunter's special with your past one. Bobby could use a new rug for his living room."
A loud snort slipped past your mouth, and Dean was satisfied.
"Okay, Winchester," you said. "This is my sign to get the hell out of here."
And so you did, but before you could get even slightly close to the house, he called out to you.
"Oh, and by the way," he said, a small smile forming on his face. If you thought it was going to be wholesome, then you were sorely mistaken.
"Next time you come to me to talk about your feelings, at least have a damn pie."
#dean winchester#dean winchester x reader#dean winchester x female!reader#dean winchester/reader#dean winchester x you#dean winchester x female reader#dean winchester imagine#fanfic#x reader#reader#fanfiction#supernatural#spn fanfic#spn fam#sam winchester x reader#sam winchester#jensen ackles#jensen ackles x reader#dean winchester supernatural#angst#protective dean#fluff#plot based#hurt/comfort#spn fic#spn family#spn fandom#supernatural fandom#supernatural fanfiction#dean supernatural
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No cash, no problem
Summary- Y/N can't afford to pay Eddie for the night, but he has a different payment in mind
⚠️smut- oral sex and fingering ( age gap but it's all legal )
Single milf!reader x babysitter!Eddie
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Eddie struggled to find a job, he did his dealing but he also wanted a job so Wayne could know where the money came from. But based on his appearance and reputation in the town, not many gave him the opportunity.
Then he met a stressed-out mom in a store. Way in over her head and struggling to keep her three kids in check. He helped that day and now months later, he found himself their babysitter.
Eddie adored Y/N and her kids. He met her ex, he was a total dick and a shitty dad. The kids loved him, he got along the best with the two boys. They talked about movies and video games. He got along with everyone and he had a good relationship with Y/N.
Eddie had all the kids down for bed by the time Y/N arrived. He sat on the couch as he watched the TV low. He watched as she bent over to take off her heels. She sighed deeply and ran her hand through her hair.
"Stressful night?" Eddie asked, his voice causing her to jump and turn around. A relieved smile as she noticed it was Eddie. He muted the TV as she walked over. He eyed her dress, the way her body looked amazing. Her curves are more at notice with the tightness of the material. Her perfume smelled amazing and she looked gorgeous.
"You have no idea," she groaned, she began to dig around in her purse. Eddie assumed for cash for the night.
"Tried a date, right? Complete asshole, who didn't even pay for dinner. Then doesn't drive me home so I had to take a cab," her voice got more stressed as she dug around in her purse faster. "Which now I realize I gave the last amount of my cash to the driver and now can't pay my fucking babysitter." She groaned, throwing her purse on the floor.
Eddie held back a small laugh at her mini meltdown. "It's alright, Y/N. Don't worry about it." He said.
"No! You do so much for us and deserve to be paid. I mean you got Ben an A on his project, and Kasey won't shut up about you. I think she's in love. And Jack adores you. I mean you do more than their father." She ranter, steering away from the topic. "Can I double it next time? Or I can write a check?" She struggled to find a solution and she was so frantic about it. Eddie couldn't help but watch her fall apart.
"Those are all fine. Or honestly, it can be on me. It sounds like a shitty night." Eddie offered, he stood up, his body up close next to hers. He felt his fingers inching towards her before his brain knew.
"I need a bath then I'll be fine. But I'm still paying you some way." She smiled gently at him as she touched his arm. A short way to show her affection and a promise. She went to move away but Eddie moved faster. His hand grabbed her arm, and he brought her hand up to his mouth. He watched as she froze and sucked in the air. Her mouth slightly opened.
"I think I know a way you can pay me. A slightly different method." He whispered, then he took her ring finger, one that used to have a band around, and slowly put it in his mouth. He was crossing a huge boundary and he prepared for the slap across his face. But instead, she moaned and zoned her eyes in on his mouth as he sucked her finger.
"What's that?" She whispered, her voice cracked and she coughed to try to fix it. Her eyes never left his mouth as he let her finger go with a pop.
"Let me eat," he started, yanking her arm to bring her body smack against his. She stumbled into him but he kept them in balance, "that pretty pussy, momma." He whispered against her lips.
She wasn't sure if she got drunk off her glass of wine or if Eddie was truly hitting on her. He was an attractive boy, but he was just in his twenties and she was ten years older than him. It was way too wrong to feel this turned on.
"The kids." She mumbled, turning her head to look up the stairs. Eddie grabbed her chin and brought her face against his again. His lips were right on top of hers.
"Then you'll have to be quiet then, huh?" He smirked, raising his eyebrows as he challenged her.
"But..." She trailed off. She tried to wrap her brain for an argument but she felt like her brain shut off.
"You say stop, and I'll stop. Let me make you feel good, take away your stress. Feast on you like you've never felt. Not by that loser ex-husband and not that loser from tonight." His dirty words made her submit. A little pleasure wouldn't kill her and he was of age. And based on the hardness she felt against her thigh, it was something he wanted.
She nodded and allowed his lips to smash on hers. She gasped as he slammed her against the wall and his hands immediately slipped under her dress. She moved her tongue into his mouth and her hands went in his hair. She was rough and tugged. Harder each time she heard the growling sound he made.
She moaned against his tongue as his fingers moved her underwear aside, and his fingers fucked into her. Her head fell back and his mouth latched on her neck. She cradled his head as she began to ride his fingers. She bit down on her bottom lip to keep quiet, not trying to scar her children for life.
She gripped his hair harder when his thumb rubbed her clit and his teeth sunk into her flesh.
She got her breath back when he pulled away, but her break didn't last long. He dropped to his knees and pulled her leg over his shoulder. He growled at the sight of her wet pussy, pulsing and asking for more. He didn't need the extra wetness, but he still spit right on her clit. A way to mark her as his.
She threw her hand over her mouth the second his tongue was on her clit. He knew just how to suck and flick. He made her knees shake. His fingers were back inside of her as he sucked on her clit.
Eddie loved the taste of her on his tongue. She was sweet and way better than he imagined. He couldn't deny the amount of times he thought of doing this. And the many nights he craved to taste her just like this.
He didn't care to be clean, he was messy and sloppy. His tongue moved between her folds to taste every inch, removing his fingers just to circle his tongue inside. Her body arched off the wall and he could feel her digging at his roots.
Eddie moved his tongue back up to her clit, and his fingers entered her again. He went fast and slipped in three fingers, and then slipped in a fourth one. He felt her snapping before she even made a sound. Four fingers deep as he fucked her and spelled his name with his tongue on her clit, sucking harshly at the very end as she came.
Her body slumped against the wall but he kept his mouth on her, shoving her against the wall and he held her up as he finished tasting her. She was sensitive and shaking but he made sure to lick up every single drop.
She tried to catch her breath when he gently placed her leg back on the ground, he moved her underwear back in place and pushed the underwear against her sensitive clit. She bit back the whine, the material soaked up her wetness. He pushed her dress back down and cleaned off his mouth.
He smirked as he took in her fucked off state. "no cash, no big deal."
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2nd rant of the day about ec. trying to become popular or something?
am i gonna be certified evillious ranter? let's talk about venomania this time!
so, in summary of his story, he made a contract with the demon of lust so he could finally love gumina. but, the demon needed sexual interractions with women,, so he made a harem and pleased the demon with other girls.

gumina looks back on duke venomania as he slowly loses his life...
now, most importantly -
was it his fault?
in my personal opinion, no. it was the demon that "needed" the harem, and in the end, sati never reached his goal of loving gumina in the most and purest way, more than the other women, as in the end, he states he never even said he loved her. now, take a look at this:
missing person list in the official MV. if i'm reading these last two names i screenshotted correctly, i can at least see "yuki" (ユーキ) and "josephine," (ジョセフィーヌ) who i can only guess the stories of;
the only place i think of the name "yuki" coming from is her possible deriative VOCALOID- kaai yuki. you know, the 9-year-old vocaloid with black hair and pigtails, described as "as tall as 10 big apples" and as heavy as "86 apples". the one voiced by someone kept anonymous, because they were a fourth-grade girl when yuki was originally VA'd for. where else would the name "yuki" come from? plus, as we all know, yuki is used as one of the vocaloids in-story, as yukina exists as well. yuki is canonically 9. NINE years old. keep that in mind. now, the second name- "josephine". in the translation, it's- oh god, josephine francois. riliane's favorite horse. now, i myself haven't read the horse of evil story yet, so i'm not filled in completely. but i do know that either way, josephine francois was a HORSE. thats just... not. good. what did venomania do? was he completely unaware it was wrong, because of the "sin" taking rule over him? or was he, possibly, aware? as we all know, banica became aware of her actions at her "ending". she decided to NOT eat her own baby, and destroy the demon itself. was sati aware by the time his ending came? my theory: sort of? by the time gumina walked away, the demon and its evil had "spilled out of him". so, he became aware, and realized what he had done. and that's it. the sin definetely took over his mind, broke him. he was unaware.
anyway, i'm going to eat then sleep all day. goodbye!
#duke venomania#sateriasis venomania#the lunacy of duke venomania#madness of duke venomania#cherubim venomania#gumina glassred#evillious chronicles
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Time to criticize the very community I am apart of. Because I need to hold half of you accountable. If this doesn't apply to you don't comment.
I've noticed people getting charged over shit that Viv says or does. Many people have wished death upon her and the people associated with her. Please don't, doing that resolves the assessment that we all are unhinged ranters with no life. Regardless if Viv and Co did WTC you don't send death threats or wish harm on them. What we do in this scenario is block the individual and make it clear you don't stand by that. Making attentive posts or responding to them further gives them attention.
Alongside that. I've noticed most Critical Posts are nitpicky rather then giving genuine criticism. Such as the whole "regal aspect to Charle."
I don't really see an issue with the design as normally designs for royal families over the years have shifted from that entirely. Star Butterfly is a princess but she doesn't have anything to match her royalty (some can argue she was exiled but even then she doesn't have any pre-exile.), Vegeta and King Vegeta and by extent the linege of Frieza's race doesn't have it (Alternatively, Zarbon has his own things.), King Piccolo doesn't have it and there on.
I'm not defending Viv with this post I just find it stupid that most times the posts under this tag has to do with someone complaining about a design aspect when most shows got away with it and no one complains about it. It just screams running out of ideas or complaints so we just find something to criticize.
Once again, take this to heart. If you truly are bothered by a design choice on a character who hasn't earned their princess role in my opinion do you think they're even royalty to begin with?
#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel critical community#critical community#helluva critical#vivziepop critical
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With everything going on right now (people posting about anti-civ/primitivist ideas) I'm reminded of an old post I couldn't hope to find. Maybe one of Tiqqun's? From that era certainly.
That a common framing of the anti-civ // primitivist distinction is that primitivism is when you you're reductive, fetishistic, essentialist and otherwise sloppy in centering a politc around rejecting civilization. And anti-civ is when you reject civilization but are nuanced about it.
And that perhaps taking primitivism (the thing we're constantly smeared as being) and defining it to be a straw man such that we can try (and in the broad discursive landscape, fail) to distance ourselves from it is less than fair.
That a more reasonable definition of primitivism might be along the lines of "a current of philosophy that recognizes pre/non-civil peoples as having lives rich lives from which we might learn much."
My to say that there isn't a tension around anti-civ//primitivism, but I'm not sure it's a clear black and white line (or that we should lean into it being one. Zerzan and Perlman were both writing in the 5th estate for a good minute. And Perlman explicitly notes that civilization isn't the target of his critique (he names those who target civilization as the "New Ranters," a barb aimed at those we now call primitivists? I haven't dug through enough of the 5th estate archive to say).
There's a clear line we can draw between ourselves and, say, Bookchinite techno-optimists. With "primitivism," I think it's gonna come down to specific people and specific arguments. Let's talk about grain agriculture! Let's talk about small-scale metal working! Let's talk about all of it but that's gonna be specific conversations with specific people. And there's plenty of ppl in the anti-civ camp who draw lines I disagree with, and basically no one in the primitivist camp that I've run into. So like.....maybe this distinction isn't serving us :p
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"waah i hate math waah"
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stop yapping and keep it to yourself why would you cry over fucking numbers letters and symbols
IT'S JUST THE CONCEPT OF ADVANCED MATHEMATICS
now i'm not trying to be egostatic or something but READ SOME BOOKS
No, I'm serious! They'll help you. I actually learned German through a textbook. Not confident at it though.
So... have this.
Algebra I: https://archive.org/details/algebra1conceptsandskills/page/n185/mode/2up Algebra II: https://ederushealgebra2.weebly.com/textbook.html (this is a BIG set.)
Geometry: https://archive.org/details/geometry-a-high-school-course-book-by-gene-murrow-and-serge-lang/page/34/mode/2up (it looks beautiful!) Comment if you need more math books to have (dont worry about the tags, its just to help the ranters.)
#math#mathematics#mathblr#i hate this#i hate math#maths posting#i hate it here#i hate everything#girlhood
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Hello there again, my favorite ranter.
This isn't really a canon based question, but I'm just curious to know your answer.
If, by any chance, Tim hadn't become Robin and his parents hadn't died, what do you think would be his relationship with them? If he had had gotten to grow up with them?
Thanks once again for all of your lovely thoughts <3
Aaaw.
Well, to be perfectly honest, I think if Jason hadn't died - or if someone else became Robin - Tim would have continued to observe the bats from a distance for... probably his whole life, barring any kind of emergency situation that would necessitate him approaching them.
Realistically, the Drakes would have still died. Jack probably would have died at the same time as Janet, because Batman would not have been involved and/or as personally invested in saving the Drakes, making his eleventh hour rescue of Jack unlikely. They were kidnapped overseas, outside of Gotham's jurisdiction, and no Gotham super villains were involved.
But let's say in the butterfly wing flap that spared Jason's life or what have you also spared the Drakes. Let's say they didn't go on that business trip because, uh, they had to attend a Wayne Gala or something.
I think the Drakes were headed for divorce. Tim would have likely continued attending boarding schools, so long as the money was there. I think the Drakes would have split custody 50/50 on paper, but I think Jack would have shirked his duties as a father more than Janet. Tim would end up spending most of his time outside of school with his mother while Jack dated and went fishing. He might not have ended up with Dana, but he would probably end up with a similarly younger woman.
We know very little about Janet, so take this with a grain of salt and feel free to project your own ideas about Janet instead, but I'm under the impression she would be a caring but very opinionated mother. She would take him to the opera because she thinks it's a good bonding opportunity and they don't spend enough time together, and Tim would grin and bear it for his mom but he secretly hates the opera. She would sign him up for extra curriculars because it's good for his resume and she thinks they sound like fun, but forgot to ask if there was anything he WANTED to do.
Jack would be equally opinionated about what he thinks Tim should be doing, but he's more of a guy's guy about it. Don't you wanna play sports, Tim? Dating any girls lately? We should have a father/son trip to the lake sometime.
Tim would smile and nod and do whatever token thing he had to do to make his parents happy, and then end up doing whatever he wants on the side.
If Jack got Drake Industries in the divorce, he would likely still loose it to bad investments and shorting stocks. If Janet somehow got Drake Industries, I think there's an argument for her potentially being better with money than Jack.
I think if asked, Tim would always say he had a good relationship with his parents, but he wouldn't necessarily be 100% telling the truth. I think they'd always end up being kind of distant, though this is largely dependent on how one characterizes Janet.
Would Tim be able to resist to siren's allure of the superhero life forever? Possibly. Tim often talks about wanting to go back to a normal life, but that's when he is in the superhero life - would it be too much of a temptation to watch from afar, living day-to-day as a normal person, without getting involved? Are his protective instincts and sense of justice too strong to let him observe from a distance, or would he eventually Get Involved in some way? I wrote a fan fiction a long while back where Tim became an Oracle figure independently of being involved with the bats. That's one route he could take, or maybe he'd pursue a career like detective work or first responder that put him in the middle of the action. Maybe he'd just trip into the superhero life as a civilian trying to help and getting more involved than he should by mistake.
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No you know what I'm done hating haters and ranting about ranters. Time to actually do something positive
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