#IS IT YOU RYAN I'LL BET IT'S YOU I'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A FUCKING GLO STICK!!!!
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DEFCON FOUR WE HAVE REACHED DEFCON FOUR PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!! HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS!!!!
#WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUZZFEED KNOWS ABOUT MY BUDDIE BUZZFEED UNSOLVED AU#WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS#IS IT YOU RYAN I'LL BET IT'S YOU I'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A FUCKING GLO STICK!!!!#AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH#I'M FLEEING INTO THE WOODS NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN!!!!!#THANK GOD AT LEAST IT'S RATED T THANK FUCKING GOD OH FUCK OH THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST#I said 'I want to be a well known writer' and a finger on the monkey's paw FUCKING CURLED#someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller#DOES NOBODY HAVE MERCY IN THEIR HEARTS!?#edit: oh god oh god oh god I was just reminded what the last Buddie fic I wrote were#JUST HAD TO BE THE GIGANTIC WEREWOLVES RAILING EACH OTHER ONES DIDN'T IT#COULDN'T BE AAAAAANYTHING ELSE COULD IT#BUZZFEED INTERN I WILL FIND WHERE YOU SLEEP!!!!!
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