#LOTR shitpost

[silme-lorien]

letting him out into the wild (tumblr)

[frodosrings]

frodo shaving his foot hair one day out of curiosity and then immediately being bullied by everyone he knows

[maglorslostsilmaril]

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

[micahrats]

[kitmdrawsthings]

Lotr recap

[freelobotomiesinthebasement]

I have two wolves inside me.

One is book Legolas and the other is movie Legolas.

[autistook]

ever get so bored-

[bayeis]

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

[sapphoismymuse]

pov someone makes the mistake of mentioning any of my hyperfixations around me:

[youmisguidedmartyr]

If Legolas had WhatsApp

[norr106]

[silme-lorien]

how the hell did jrrt write the silmarillion without tolkien gateway

[frodosrings]

give elrond a break challenge failed

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

was going through some old lotr snapchats my cousin and i made like probably a decade ago and i needed this one to be shared

[micahrats]

In this house we equate Frodo Baggins’ torment to the suffering of Jesus Christ.

Also stan Gollum the chill raw fish king

[twicearoundthebend]

Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100