#MR. JERD’S

[justsomeonewow]

Charlotte McLean, Chris older sister

Age: 34

Personality: Like Chris, but manipulative and cold-hearted

Sexual Orientation: Bi - Asexual

Family: Pete(father), Mrs. McLean(mother), Chris McLean(little brother) and Jerd McLean(cousin)

- Socially ankward

- ADHD

- Likes to baby Chris in front of everyone to embarrass him...Chris always gets pissed...

- Fakes an innocent expression and behavior to fool the contestants while Chris takes the blame for the things she did

[kmp78]

Kudos

Hi K, I’m glad you enjoyed the trip and the M&G and after all, thanks to the IG Live which I enjoyed as well ;) (THANKS for the fun!) also the show. Contrary to some of the opinions here, you can be a fan and still not agree with some things your fave band does, you don’t have to love all their songs, you don’t have to come in and face your idol (haha..;)) and be afraid to ask anything that Mr Perfect won’t approve of. That’s not even true in real life! Even Jerd himself said many times that he welcomes constructive criticism, so he has to know this album was half-assed and his passion for this band is also not what it used to be.

I, as a long-time fan, am happy that finally someone stood up and asked the questions we all wanted answers to, even if we haven’t gotten any answer after all->

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Me: “So we´re never gonna get any explanation?”

Reni: “It´s a personal matter… And until he doesn´t decide… It´s not in our��”

This is self-explanatory and beyond. Although I don’t believe J or the band are in a place where they wouldn’t be able to tell us, let’s say, “Mars and T parted ways because of our creative differences” or something equally neutral, this happens all the time with other bands! - they just won’t say anything because any explanation would mean that T left on his own simply because he didn’t want to be part of this Murica shindig anymore, and that would be equal to admitting J did something wrong (aka not purrfect). Hence, a quiet, no. 

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Then they plugged Camp Mars (a few people had no idea what Camp Mars even is…) and lured us to buy with big promises of hangings with the band during the most magical weekend of the year.

“The band is also there all day.”

Duuuude! Telling a straight up lie in my customers’ faces, I would die of embarassment. 

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(I voted Tabasco. 🤗)

What song is that? :O ^^

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His reaction both in words and in vibe (and the reaction from the room aka loud gasps, few hisses and cheers after he “lashed out” at me) was worth all the money I paid for that M&G, I don’t even mind telling you!

I can’t even begin to understand why the other M&G goers were hissing at you and cheering that he was mad! But yeah… this is Echelon. As an artist, as he likes to call himself, he should be prepared (and in his interviews he says he knows he won’t make everyone happy!) for criticism and he should be able to react to it. Or just freaking act like you know how to react to it, you got yourself an AA award after all. AA I mean Academy award, not A.Arquette btw… ^^

“It´s not a rock album.” 

Followed by a LOOOOONG silence. 

A silence which was only interrupted by SL going “Well, there you go!” in a triumphant manner. Echies of course applauded, and then suddenly JL picked up again:

“Don´t be fooled, we knew EXACTLY what we were doing. But let me just tell you something: we have NEVER gotten good reviews. Even when we made rock albums. So… Nothing really changes…”

Looord this is beyond hilarious. They got fairly good reviews on both ABL and TIW and imo, self-titled was still their best. I don’t remember reading such a scalding bad review of their previous records as some of those I read about Murica! Okay, maybe LLFD wasn’t a masterpiece either, and frankly I barely listen to any song from that one, but those reviews for Murica were outstanding!

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JL said that “sometimes I´m not inspired” (REALLY? Never would have guessed…) and that “at that point you just have to rely on muscle memory and to just put one foot in front of the other and keep marching forward… Someone asks a question you don´t like (WHO?! WHO ASKED A QUESTION YOU DID NOT LIKE?! 🙊), you deal with it… You have to do some part of your job that´s tedious (like… the actual working part?), you push past it… I think a lot of times it´s just showing up… You can surprise yourself. You start a conversation, you start a concert, and before you know it you´re lost in the concert and you´re enjoying your time.”

Ugh. The vibe I get from this paragraph is that

- his creative spirit has gone dry but gotta make some dough bro (for bro)

- he’s snarky as hell

- people who don’t praise the ground he walks on make him uncomfortable

- being part of the band and travelling and dealing with fans annoys him

- concerns no longer make him feel happy/good/fulfilled as he always said they did

GRIM.

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Seriously it was RIDICULOUS! Felt even faster and more North Korean than in Getafe! We all legit had no more than 2 seconds to pose and then we were pushed out! 😑

Total bs. No other way to put it. Treated like actual cattle

Isn’t meet and greet about being able to talk to the band like with regular folks? Since when this has become a lecture with given set of questions and seats assigned? Meh…

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Also..

there were near-catastrophic incidents in Prague some days ago, some girls ran like cray and tripped and fell and created a domino effect and it was a mess…

JAAYYYSSUUUUSSS… :D :D

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Thanks K! :*

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your-little-scarlet-starlet - Thanks!  😘

Good observations! Agreed!

And yeah as far as an actual MEET and greet goes... Well, there is no meeting of any kind for 80% of the people present. Only those handful lucky ones who manage to get their question asked can actually say they kinda “met” the band. Everyone else pretty much just watched a theater performance in silence and ran through a photo session.

There is no way on earth to justify the price tag they have set for this event with what they offer back. 

(Tabasco is Dangerous Night! You know... “Man on fire...”  😉)

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[kmp78]

"Jareeeeeeeeed… Why?" Haha, I mean... No Jerd... I wonder what he was thinking? For him to run like this... I wouldnt expect that from mr ego man and putting up a mask man.

It proved that he can´t handle losing face at all.

He could have tackled the issue with his head held high and walked through that lobby with dignity and simply told the paps “no comment”.

But he couldn´t do it.

He didn´t have the cajones.

Instead he made it ten times worse.

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[kmp78]

This is the song that’s supposedly about Jerd the fuckboy:

How come every time you go do it again?

Why you always drunk when you wit your friends?

Rest Joni-esque lyrics here 😒: http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-love-you-lyrics-tila-tequila.html

At least she had the cajones to demand Mr LockJaw go downtown. So he was sweet in private (when he wanted the nookie and to keep her around for as long as possible), but an asshole in front of others (probably because he's embarrassed of his tastes and what they might reveal) and, of course, he had his PR deny everything, as per usual.  Goes with his “don’t believe the hype”/“nothing to see here, folks” antics. So brave, so “I do whatever the F I want and don’t care what people say,” except it’s usually the opposite. Some things never change. 

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Oh Lord have mercy...

Suddenly her live-tweeting her “lesbian lover´s” death struggle doesn´t seem so random after all.

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[kmp78]

If he puts those kinds of pics on IG can u imagine what he sends the 🐱 in private? Where does he find these pics🤣 I miss this Jerd too bad the uptight world had him revert into a closet.

What has reverted that Jerd into a closet is his own hysterical need to seem like Mr. Goody Two Shoes/The Most Important Feature In A Woman Is Her Brain in public when the reality is something completely different.(http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/147887250529/disclaimer-and-rules)

[kmp78]

Look what Mr So Concerned About His Image is promoting in his bio. L-O-L He supposedly said at a M&G that he wasn't sure about playing that song to non-fans... yet look at his behavior. For someone who claims to be unique you'd think he wouldn't copy what everyone else is doing or did, nor want to keep repeating yourself despite saying you don't like doing that. Why did he unfollow the orgs when he followed them for PR purposes? He wasn't following anyone outside of that besides maybe TR

He did follow SL.

*snorts*

The fact that he is still milking the Hurricane cow is really sad.

Perfect example of how unbelievably stuck he is.

NO ONE CARES ANYMORE, JERD. 

MOVE ON ALREADY.

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[kmp78]

"That, my friends, is the power of good music. It crosses all boundaries and borders." Some Italian words are also Spanish so from what I can pick out after watching the video is that song is about loving someone for eternity and how beautiful that is. I'm sorry but your Italian just wiped the floor with Mr. Forever single. I'm not jumping ship but I now I want to learn Italian so I can know what he's saying.

It´s an amazing song! I just bought it on iTunes (SUCK ON THAT JERD) and have it on repeat even as we speak!

I found this website with the English translation!

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/eternamente-ora-eternally-now.html

“There's a place I keep hidden for youA place that's been here since alwaysIt existed before me and it still existsIt opens up for us, eternally nowOh oh oh, eternally now”

Beautiful! Even a cold-hearted cynic like me can´t help but get a little emotional!

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[kmp78]

"Actully men that age stop getting morning wood." maybe but this is Jerd we're talking about. Mr. Self help guru will find whatever remedy so that he can keep from aging. For me I would be happy if my man stopped getting morning wood. No more being late for work 👍🏼

Introduce him to the wonderful world of internet porn.It's very... eclectic.(http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/147887250529/disclaimer-and-rules)

[kmp78]

😂 Kids, puppies, rock lives, momma, saving critters (😖), & now babies; “he” is laying it on thick- so shameless! 😂 Mr Sweets has come out to play, trying to send out collective swoons, calm the negativity, and get the fangirls giddy & loose [wallets]… remember, SFG, sales are on Fri 10am local time! 😁😂 He also only ever had dinner once this week and was totes alone like the ‘gramps’ that he is, the emoji said so! He doesn’t know dainties exist, mmmkk? Slick Jerd probably pulls these stunts with the non-existent 🐱s. He’s hilarious sometimes 😂😏

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😂 😂 😂

He´s a pro with NO dainty connections.

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[kmp78]

"Unless you are a hot woman ready to have sex with this Academy Award winning/nominated actor/singer he doesn’t want to talk to you so don’t try. Any attempt at conversation will be me with a f**k off." Oh really Jerd? So his little rant on VYRT about girls spamming him with boobs and being annoying was about what? He's full of 💩 sometimes 😑

Did anyone really think Mr. Liking Boobs On IG really minds if he gets sent some explicit content?

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