#Medicspy

[paninicupcakke]

(Suggestive)

Beast (web comic)

Medic: Herr Spy…I’ve been meaning to ask you…would you ever consider fooling around with someone built like Heavy?

Spy: … After seeing that diagram of his skeleton? Hell no.

Medic: Huh? Why not?

Spy: Open your eyes doctor. Just look at the two of us.

I mean no offense when I say this, but personally…I don’t think I could ever trust a man three times my size.

Medic: Hmm…that’s such a shame.

Spy: …How so?

Medic: I was going to ask if you wanted to share. Sharing is caring after all.

Spy: Share what?-

Medic: Share Heavy with me. ~

Spy: ?! I-I appreciate the invitation but…no thank you.

Medic: Awww. Well, alright.

…

Are you scared or something?

Spy: Duh! Of course I am.

I’m sure your body can handle a beating from that beast…but mine certainly can’t. We’re not all exactly built the same, you know that.

Medic: ?!- Ugh. That’s it! 💢

Heavy! Get over here! Now!

Heavy: ? *walks over to them*

Medic: Spy doesn’t want to fool around with us because he thinks you’re an uncontrollable, beast that brutalizes me in bed apparently.

Heavy: ?! Huh?!

Spy: Oh, come on!

I-I didn’t say it quite like that.

Medic: You might as well have.

Heavy: …Is this true?

Spy: Well, sort of…but it’s not because I don’t like you! Don’t get me wrong, I find you both attractive. It’s just…not something I’m interested in right now.

Heavy: Hmm…I see.

Spy: …I-I should be going now.

Medic: *rolls his eyes & folds his arms* 💢

💭That prissy man. I understand his hesitation…but to assume Heavy is just some brutal, monster with no self control is utterly ridiculous!💭

Heavy: Wait! Spy…

I-I understand doktor’s request is not something you’re looking for…but if you ever change your mind, offer is still open.

…

I promise, I am not mindless beast.

Spy: *sighs*

…Forgive me, I misspoke. I-I apologize for calling you a beast. I’m clearly just a bit…intimidated by your size is all.

Heavy: No worries, I forgive you.

Is…understandable. I am used to smaller people feeling this way around me.

Spy: ...

If you two are serious about such a thing…I would suggest asking the other Spy. That man is down for anything.

Heavy: Hmm...

Spy: *disappears & scurries off down the hallway*

[espionvoprosovich]

Oh, it's heartache every moment

From the start till the end

It's heartache every moment

With you

Deeper into our heavenly suffering

Our fragile souls are falling

Heartache Every Moment — HIM

[cajoelwu]

to Niwu.

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gentlesurgery for @gentlesurgeryenjoyer

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Esurient Reticence

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/66748807

by FunnykidDraws, sunkisttaa

University AU where Spy, Medic, and Engineer all go to Columbia university and go through situations together. Very slow burn because Medic can't get his shit together!

Words: 3645, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Medic (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Medic/Spy (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Spy (Team Fortress 2), Medic & Spy (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Awkward Crush, Slow Burn, Developing Friendships

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/66748807

[gentlesurgeryenjoyer]

模板来自b站wuhomme

[australiumaxtinguisher]

what a handsome sight

I'm normal I'm normal I'm reALLY NORMAL FOR THEM GRRRRRRRRRRR

[risottoooooo]

[nebulousmedic]

BANGS MY FISTS ON THE TABLE

SUPPORT SANDWICH- what are you guys doing 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Full

[pastel-medic]

Spy would 100% use psychological warfare 💖 :P

[empressaina]

Medic takes Spy out

[paninicupcakke]

(NSFW / Suggestive)

Spy: *in a dressing room, trying on a fitted turtleneck & gets his head stuck in the neck hole*

Ugh!

*his phone starts ringing & he answers it*

📞Scout’s Mom: Hi baby.

Spy: Hey, what’s up?

📞SM: Well, I’m getting my hair done, and I was thinking we could go to the movies. How’s that sound?

Spy: Uhhh-

Medic: *bursts into dressing room*

I’m back!

📞SM: …Who is that?

Medic: Ohh, you’re never going to get that big old head in this tiny hole. Here, let me help you.

Spy: Uhh, hold on.

Medic: I’ll hold it open while you put it in, okay?

Spy: Okay.

📞SM: What is he holding?!

Medic: *helping Spy push his head through the shirt hole*

Push it! It’s almost in!

📞SM: What is almost in?!

*Spy & Medic both loudly groan & struggle to finally get the shirt on him properly*

Medic: Ohh it’s so tight.

📞SM: Tight?! The only thing that’s going to be tight, is my foot down your throat! You better answer me!

Spy: *panting from exhaustion*

Medic: Perfect fit!

SM: *angrily hangs up the phone*

(Based off the beginning of this dressing room scene)

[espionvoprosovich]

When love and death embrace

HIM — When Love And Death Embrace

Spy by @poison-p1nk

[homkamiro]

Commission

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Gift for @gentlesurgeryenjoyer 🌹

[gentlesurgeryenjoyer]