#OK I'M SCREAMING

[lazylittledragon]

y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

[yangjeongin]

JEONGIN | DAZED KOREA – JANUARY 2025

[softtdaisy]

pinterest makes my day harder by showing me pictures I've never seen part 1/?

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[castiel]

Jensen Ackles as Mark Meachum in Countdown S01E02

[wistfulwatcher]

EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN

[somethinginthemyste]

I just saw some idiot on TikTok say "Markiplier hasn't uploaded anything in 3 weeks. Long time viewers will know this isn't normal." BITCH THIS MAN JUST CAME BACK FROM NOT UPLOADING FOR A MONTH THE FUCK YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL. This Man Who Owned Five Ovens habitually erases himself from all of existence for weeks at a time. This Short Ass Motherfucker could be in fucking Korea getting blood drained from his eyes and won't be back for 2 more weeks. This Squirrel King is the same asshole who promised us four times to upload something every day and broke that promise the very next week.

The fuck you mean "long time viewers" BITCH LONG TIME VIEWERS KNOW HOW NORMAL THIS IS. Long time viewers know him uploading every day ISN'T NORMAL. If we get a couple month of content it's awesome! But those are so few and so far in between. Do you really think this isn't normal for the man who legit had people impersonating him on his own channel because he took a hiatus for like half a year. That lucky flannel having motherfucker disappears constantly, then reappears with some unbelievably AMAZING FUCKING QUALITY CONTENT LIKE WHO FRAMED MARKIPLIER OR A DATE WITH MARKIPLIER OR FUCKING IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER.

THE MAN IS MAKING A FUCKING MOVIE AND HAS DISAPPEARED FIVE TIMES ALREADY BECAUSE OF IT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T NORMAL.

[luinen-bluewater]

Idk what to say his mood is so on point, I love everything about this, tysm🥲💕

a small gift for @luinen-bluewater

because I love Tino to death!!!! 💞

[theseulgis]

Red Velvet The 3rd Album 'Chill Kill' - SEULGI - 2023.11.13 6PM KST

[jakeperalta]

people on instagram saying new years day isn't a nice romantic song and is actually full of red flags... I am going to start biting

[violadvis]

JORDAN LI & MARIE MOREAU GEN V | S01E04 'The Whole Truth'

[thewailshark]

"K's Man" I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🏳‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼

[ominousgradient]

I feel like if the twins had a youtube channel it would all be SPENDING 24 HOURS IN A HAUNTED WALMART baby slop content with them pogging in every thumbnail

Meanwhile Snotlouts channel would consist of rant videos where he complains about his life and shits on media he dislikes and overall it'd just be him being a bitter little hater

[luna-loveboop]

Things I've called Time while trying to figure out numbers for his age:

- Child

- 'Age is a paradox' guy

- The Old Man who is Not That Old

- Wrinkles-not-shown

- HIM (while refusing to calm him time)

- Old bro

- Wrong age man

- Two-aged backstabber

- Time traveling brain hurting conundrum child

- Grumpled paradox of a man

- Tinker bell

- Adult

- That guy (/derogatory)

- Mr. 'I don't believe in having one age like normal'

- The sixty year old

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...I've been really mad at him while trying to do math. Mean nicknames is how I've coped ':D These are all things I've said unironically irl, dms, posts, tags, etc. I promise I'm not that mean TT I just think Tinker bell needs to get a real, singular age like everyone else.

[dewwshi]

can't remember when i realized i was in love (la-la-love) can't remember who it was i was thinking of

[mod2amaryllis]

how it feels to get my child vaccinated