#PLEASE..............

[eyeswaitingfortuesdaynight]

lifehack when your PMS is throwing your emotions out of whack and dialing your anxiety up to 11:

just don't sleep. stay up all night and drink very little to no coffee, and your brain will be so busy trying to keep you focused and functioning throughout the day that the most anxiety it can muster up is a low buzz and a few tears. so much better than the sobbing, screaming, throwing up, existential dread, self-hating-type anxiety you were desperately surpressing earlier tbh

[3k05]

guy whos trying so hard to read theory but has terminal ipad baby brain

[turquoisemagpie]

Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

[softwaring]

lmfaoooo wtf

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[bluebeesknees]

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[lmnrrtt]

always everyone else’s fault

[ascendingconures]

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[thewitchoftheweed]

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

[insomniac-arrest]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[littlestpersimmon]

The Sea Foam Dragon

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!