#POOR MAKNAE LMAOOO

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reaction to johnny and sakuya on awsaz part 1

this matchup is mathyung and the toddlers right

oh no sakuya does seem super nervous. it's ok though we know johnny is good at boundaries.

sion and jisung do seem a bit closer!! i think sion in generally is a bit less comfortable on screen compared to jisung so that's why he vibes more nervous than jisung imo.

in the previous awsaz episodes, the ideas was to have each of the hosts invite someone they were close with, but people who weren't close with each other. so sion is supposed to guide sakuya and jisung is supposed to guide johnny, but i frankly don't think jisung and johnny are particularly close. but jisung was right, he said that johnny will the run the show on his own.

this fucking guy istg. jisung and sion were losing it.

oh nooo ok sakuya does seem really nervous! and johnny's trying not to spook him so he's trying not to overwhelm him with his zaniness so them end up tiptoeing around each other. this is all within the first 10 seconds of them meeting btw.

i will say johnny does seem a little nervous though. the last time he did awsaz he was with jaemin and i think he knew he could be weirder with jaemin because at that time they'd both been in showbiz for a while and they both knew how to entertain. but we know it hasn't been long since wish debuted.

i looked him up and sakuya is still 17 so i imagine he must be sooo nervous because ??? how does a 17 year old befriend a 30 year old ^^;;

i'm sorry but i sometimes have to fast forward through the parts that are too awkward lol. my second hand embarrassment has always been strong.

johnny i sloooowly finding his groove. once they got past the introductions and small talk, he was a little looser with being playful. i think he figured that sakuya wasn't really doing well with conversation so he decided to go the slapstick route. jisung was right, johnny can do this on his own. i knew we could believe in him!!!!!! lol. just from what i've gathered, johnny is really good at getting to know people and making them feel seen and heard.

WAIT johnny is back to being awkward lol, he's racking he's wracking his brain for ideas

DAMMIT sakuya was trying to see if johnny liked soccer but johnny said no so sakuya's strategy FAILED. you tried though, and that's what matters bub!!!

johnny doesn't play video games either OTL they truly have nothing in common the age gap is so distinct. earlier before, sakuya was saying how he was watching the 127 concert on tiktok and the captions were joking that he's such a genz-er but it's trueee like the age gap is a thing. that's always an issue when you plan to have 'generational' groups though, you just gotta roll with it.

i heard before that sakuya had a deep voice but this is really the first time i'm actually seeing him in action and he does have a deep voice. dream 🤝 wish tall maknaes with deep voices.

sakuya being like "...i'll just call you sunbaenim" and johnny trying to compromise by being like "please call me hyung-a i'm begging you"

sakuya is still really nervous, poor boy. you can tell in his body language that he's really uneasy to the point that when johnny is trying to do a thing to ease the tension, sakuya won't react to it because he's too nervous.

jisung said he has a lot of ideas for sakuya but not many for johnny

they're cute :3

lmaooo farming on johnny's head

LMAO johnny told sakuya his heart was going doki doki

johnny glamming up sakuya while sakuya just stays quiet

jisung amazed with johnny's flirting and quick comeback

OMG ARE THEY PLAYING THE FUCKING BELLY BUTTON GAME?!?!??! THE ONE THAT DREAM LOVES?!?!?!? the way johnny was like noooo don't make me do this. shouldn't he be happy about this X'D

sion told sakuya to say that he had two belly buttons and when sakuya said that, johnny was like ?!??!?!?!? and then he was like wait, your belly button, not your nipples and sakuya, jisung, and sion just DIED

wait i thought sakuya was one of the taller wishies lol. i guess johnny is just too tall lel

also johnny keeps calling sakuya saku-chan and sakuya is very obediently replying ne~~~ to johnny's instructions

jisung and sion being like "oh....we're being too hard on sakuya" ^^;;

LMAO when johnny was waiting for sakuya to answer about what foods he couldn't eat but sakuya paused for too long so johnny was like "hello?" but the kind of hello that you say on the phone

ohh it looks like a lot of korean food is too spicy for sakuya

ok i won't lie, it was a little painful because sakuya is so painfully shy, but i think he's slooooowly warming up, especially as they get to games that are a little more structured.

[quokki]

hello darling another love letter this time for my baby bread innie <3

i just think he's amazing and doing so well and i want to tell him that bc even tho i only became a stay recently i really feel like i can see and hear his growth n improvement from older stuff vs now!! i love his skz record covers and i hope he makes more stuff bc he has such a wonderful voice that he's really learning to pour emotion into 🥺 and also his dancing n performance/stage presence r such a pleasure to watch because he really knows how to quickly switch expressions to keep things fun and interesting and knows how to turn on his baby bread mode and then fall back to that serious charismatic face he has <3

also i love his pretty eyes and his dimples and pretty hands all his fashion looks that he posts on instagram <3 he always looks amazing :] and im here for the innie arms agenda whenever he wears sleeveless stage outfits bc it makes him look so good!! but i also love him in his casual hoodies or those soft knit sweater vests he's always v on trend

and ofc he's our OG maknae on top and all the older members (esp seungmo n hyunjin) just adore him and poor boy has to put up with all of it especially when those older kids r acting fOive around him 😂 he has such a savage sense of humor and the way he roasts the other members is always funnier bc its coming from the maknae LOL but he really does look up to all of the older members and the way he giggles and laughs at every joke they make is so precious and the way he praises them and shyly talks about how he admires them in 2kr etc etc makes me soooo soft </3 i just love seeing how loved and well taken care of he is by the others <333 anyways yeah i just love him a lot and think he's so so adorable and i want to squish him and eat him but also i just want to wish him all the best :(((

ok sorry that was mostly just hyunin i just love hyunin so much LMAO when jeongin was devastated that hyunjin cut his hair for aotm that was such a mood also jeongins introverted lifestyle in general is such a mood lol ok thats all bye

hello beloved 🌺🌺🌺🌺

oooh it’s maknae on top time lmaooo

those pictures are so fkin cute are u kidding me rn

his voice is so sweet imo! and yes him on stage is so fun!

he’s sooo handsome and has such cute expressions! his smile is soo sweet

yess his relationship with the others is so special so cute

“ when jeongin was devastated that hyunjin cut his hair for aotm that was such a mood “ lmaoooo

it’s hard to compete with the pics u sent but i’ll try!

send me a love letter about your bias 💌💌💌

[whenxoxosmilesunshines]

i think i fell in love with chen after watching cbx ladder 😲 can i just say he's actually very caring but in tsundere way lol and patience too 😍 hes taking care of mischievous baek and fake maknae minseok must be really hard. this is what happened when suho not around 🤪 also chen is freaking smart too... i thought hes a serious person but i feel like all 92z are loud af 😂 unforgettable memory when baek snatched his meat lmaooo. does he not know till now??

hello lovely anon!!! i apologize for the late reply! i was busy for the past few days as i’m planning to travel abroad next week! i’m excited but exhausted before it even begins lolll! omgooooomgg since you’ve mentioned it, that happened to me too!!! initially, chen wasn’t even on the top of my bias list, but after watching cbx ladder...I’M SOLDDDDDDDDDD!!!! i’ve always thought that chen was JUST whinyly loud, BUT BEING WHINLY LOUD, HELLA FUNNY +++++ WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE???!!!!!!

oh yes, i get what you mean by serious vibes chenny!!! maybe it’s because of his extremely high cheekbones and sharp jawline? and his piercing stares when he’s performing? during cbx ladder, he gained some weight and his facial features have become much softer? i don’t know if i’m making any sense but the more chen gained weight, the more adorable his personality has become? i can’t remember when this interview took place, but sehun once stated that chen was toooooooooooo nice for his own good?? it was to the point that sehun felt that chen is kinda dumb? this poor soul...chen probably allowed others to take advantage of him because he’s too kind brb me go cry at the last bathroom stall sobssssssssss sobssssssssss

ahhhhhh!!! the scene where baekhyun was starving and he practically ninja-ed his way with his chopsticks and steals chen’s bbq meat? to be honest, i think chen knew about it all along and he was just playing dumb!! there’s no way he wouldn’t know? i mean, if anyone were to steal my food, my inner alert system would go blaring red vroom vroommmmm???

[baekhvuns]

Perhaps I need to re-read TTWHY 🤔 wdym you're surprised Baek, you're just getting better and better and I think people really like these type of chaotic Y/N characters plus soft male leads, we have too many timid weak girlies and dom assholes.

Naaaah I'm not seeing this with my poor tired eyes NO DEATH ALRIGHT. @ Seonghwa, I'm free whenever just so you know 😘

I hope I'll like the cb cause I'm tired of complaining and idk this comeback isn't hitting me that much even though it should :( hopefully at least 2 bsides shake me to the core. Understandable with Maniac, the chorus part was actually catchy for me from the start, but the verses I wasn't keen on. Yeah, I can admit my dislike for some of the songs my faves put out, but I'm also willing to give them a pass and a chance you know? I'm both more critical, but forgiving if that makes sense, hahaha. BUT I'm not gonna pretend to be obsessed. God that tweet I saw it and sent it to my friends it's so fucking dumb, Atinys are peak not like the other girls especially this comeback just hating on people who have different opinions and acting like they're lesser fans because YOU DON'T GET THEIR GENIUS VISION!!!! Also funny they don't want "negativity" yet have no issue shading other artists hmmmm. Are we in Strictland, opinions are prohibited?!

When I first heard DCM first I was too emo to digest everything, but then I was like "uh, that's an SM song for sure..." but it grew one me. I loved the chaos in Christmas Evel like wtffff. I didn't give Hellevator enough credit before, but it's reeeeealllyyyy good! I've been lucky with Skz's titles though I either love, like or accept them hahahah.

Bestie when Jooyeon inevitably cuts his hair you'll not hear from me... also, his maknae position is showing a babyyyyy

My UBER driver Tae you mean? I have NOT seen that before photo 👀

Lol that friend replied to me after a few days and she sounds level-headed, so she's either keeping her cool in front of me or she's being obnoxious on Twitter on purpose? Either way, weirdo behaviour so idk what to do with her

"pls stop me bc this series is burning in my wip and iwill take it out if this continues to happen 😭😭" WAIT which series, what what 👁👁

Bestie run because some 💩⭐'s on Twitter including my fave accs are so mad at people "mocking" Hwa and comparing him to "an ugly fat penguin" they're so pressed and "Tell me you don't know anything about 70s-80s punk fashion and hair" bitch stfu I know all about it I can still laugh a little. Hope Hwa doesn't mind, but people already assumed it's offensive to him and tweet so many overdramatic stuff, no one called him ugly please, they tweet weird sexual assumptions about idols all the time, but this is an issue? 😭

"Fall in love and I'll diagnose you with a problem" - falling in love would already be a huge problem for me lmaooo. I just went with the most interesting fic plots with this one and got PASSIVE.

Ahhhh, Hwa is watching Extraordinary Attorney Woo, I'm in love with this show it's so wholesome no wonder he likes it I LOOOOOOOVE HIM

Also fucking Jackson giving fanfic writers all they need I'm wheezing him and Taehyung and Lisa pole dancing, the fic is writing itself. Btw, have you seen that YT channel, the woman invites idols then gives them food and alcohol, I need someone from Ateez on there soo baaaaad

Do this Will S. quiz I need to check your vibes. I got the least popular result Twelfth Night which I love, I'm also not like the other girls - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Perhaps I need to re-read TTWHY 🤔 wdym you're surprised Baek, you're just getting better and better and I think people really like these type of chaotic Y/N characters plus soft male leads, we have too many timid weak girlies and dom assholes.

pls do let me know of ur ranking changed 🔫 oh best friend im genuinely absolutely so very surprised and intimidated by the liking of this fic bc usually it never reaches this amount it notes and for when it does (usually more than a month) i write my next fic in that time span sO NOW THIS IS VERY OVERWHELMING,, romcoms absolutely !!!!! i think everyone’s a sucker for a romcom at this point and i will do my best to deliver them <33 that IS SO TRUE DOM ASSHOLES 🔫🔫🔫🔫 u will never see a timid weak girlie here, but u will absolutely see an obnoxiously cocky guy <3

Naaaah I'm not seeing this with my poor tired eyes NO DEATH ALRIGHT. @ Seonghwa, I'm free whenever just so you know 😘

JFBWKDJWK I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THERE WILL BE ONE DEATH 🔫 its a fic that comes before the duke universe!! from seonghwa’s schedule and my calculations he’s free monday & 7pm to 8pm so u guys can have a lengthy chat, don’t u worry the room will have nice couches facing each other and snacks and drinks <33

I hope I'll like the cb cause I'm tired of complaining and idk this comeback isn't hitting me that much even though it should :( hopefully at least 2 bsides shake me to the core. Understandable with Maniac, the chorus part was actually catchy for me from the start, but the verses I wasn't keen on. Yeah, I can admit my dislike for some of the songs my faves put out, but I'm also willing to give them a pass and a chance you know? I'm both more critical, but forgiving if that makes sense, hahaha. BUT I'm not gonna pretend to be obsessed. God that tweet I saw it and sent it to my friends it's so fucking dumb, Atinys are peak not like the other girls especially this comeback just hating on people who have different opinions and acting like they're lesser fans because YOU DON'T GET THEIR GENIUS VISION!!!! Also funny they don't want "negativity" yet have no issue shading other artists hmmmm. Are we in Strictland, opinions are prohibited?!

no completely true! being willing to give a song a listen even if it’s not the taste we usually go for! i think thats a better way than just completely dismissing the song (exactly what atinys are doingbffb) YES ABSOLUTELY no pretendsies at all, if u like it, u like, if u don’t, then u don’t <3 BROOO THATS SO SO TRUE THE PICK ME GIRLS 😭😭😭😭 idk wtf is going on in atinyville bc what was that tweet 😭😭

“Atinys are peak not like the other girls especially this comeback just hating on people who have different opinions and acting like they're lesser fans because YOU DON'T GET THEIR GENIUS VISION!!!! Also funny they don't want "negativity" yet have no issue shading other artists hmmmm. Are we in Strictland, opinions are prohibited?!”

IM FUCKING SCREAMING THIS ENTIRE THING ON TOP OF MY LUNGS RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭 “you cant critique them” bro we about to simon cowell this 😭😭😭 no that last part where they want no negativity yet they the first to complain,, twt atinys,,, ive given up on those atinys since fireworks era bc that was a wild time it got so annoying 😭😭

When I first heard DCM first I was too emo to digest everything, but then I was like "uh, that's an SM song for sure..." but it grew one me. I loved the chaos in Christmas Evel like wtffff. I didn't give Hellevator enough credit before, but it's reeeeealllyyyy good! I've been lucky with Skz's titles though I either love, like or accept them hahahah.

LMFAOOOO 100% an sm song 😭😭 i think from dcm album, body rhythm best track, taemins “badi badi!” 😭😭😭 he’s so cute dbdb hellavator for me is their top track nothing can ever top that tbh 🤚🏼🤚🏼 insane vocals as well <3 “accept them” 😭😭

Bestie when Jooyeon inevitably cuts his hair you'll not hear from me... also, his maknae position is showing a babyyyyy

LMFAOOOO IM JOINING U BC ID BE DEVASTATED HIS HAIR LOOKS SO HEALTHY STOPPPPP THATS SO CUTE IM- THIS REMINDS ME OF SHOTARU WHEN ALL OF KPOP ADOPTED HIM IM ABT TO ADOPT HIM NOW

My UBER driver Tae you mean? I have NOT seen that before photo 👀

UBER driver hAH HAH 🔫 it was three days ago bestie 👀 pls go into ur dreams and have some gossip with your uber driver 👀

Lol that friend replied to me after a few days and she sounds level-headed, so she's either keeping her cool in front of me or she's being obnoxious on Twitter on purpose? Either way, weirdo behaviour so idk what to do with her

😭😭😭😭 i believe the first option is the best one bC WHY BE SO UNHINGED ON TWT 😭😭😭😭 weirdo behaviour 😭😭 anyways bestie that toronto concert might come to life <3

"pls stop me bc this series is burning in my wip and iwill take it out if this continues to happen 😭😭" WAIT which series, what what 👁👁

arrange marriage au? 👄👁👄

Bestie run because some 💩⭐'s on Twitter including my fave accs are so mad at people "mocking" Hwa and comparing him to "an ugly fat penguin" they're so pressed and "Tell me you don't know anything about 70s-80s punk fashion and hair" bitch stfu I know all about it I can still laugh a little. Hope Hwa doesn't mind, but people already assumed it's offensive to him and tweet so many overdramatic stuff, no one called him ugly please, they tweet weird sexual assumptions about idols all the time, but this is an issue? 😭

NAURRR WE CAN NEVER EVER HAVE FUN IN THIS ATINYVILLE WHY 😭😭😭 everything just has to be serious, why u offended for the idol himself pls that mans probably looking at the mirror giggling 😭😭 like he won’t troll himself pls fbwkdhdj sTOP NOT THE SEXUAL ASSUMPTIONS KPOP FANS HAVE THIS LUST, L U S T TO ASSUME THEIR FAVS PREFERENCS 😭😭😭

"Fall in love and I'll diagnose you with a problem" - falling in love would already be a huge problem for me lmaooo. I just went with the most interesting fic plots with this one and got PASSIVE.

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 YOURE A PASSIVE LOVER??? 😭😭 we can tell absolutely <3 i gots

so i decided i will make quiz of all my y/n’s (excluding khronus + bodyguard + hongjoong’s bc then its too many) so i will put it here if i can finish it before u answer this if Not then THIS IS EMPTY BFBF

Ahhhh, Hwa is watching Extraordinary Attorney Woo, I'm in love with this show it's so wholesome no wonder he likes it I LOOOOOOOVE HIM

PARK TO THE SEONG TO THE HWA ✊🏼 PLSSS I LOVE THAT KDRAMA THE MC IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 love how the kdrama community is expanding their leads! and not just have the repeated ones and have more diversity in them <3

Also fucking Jackson giving fanfic writers all they need I'm wheezing him and Taehyung and Lisa pole dancing, the fic is writing itself. Btw, have you seen that YT channel, the woman invites idols then gives them food and alcohol, I need someone from Ateez on there soo baaaaad

LMFAOOOO STOPPPP IM GONNA CHANGE THE RYAN FROM BODYGUARD TO JACKSONS FBWKHDWKH i love this side of kpop, yes give us reality 😭😭 I HAVE YES PLS FBWNBDWK want to see who gets drunk first 😭😭

Do this Will S. quiz I need to check your vibes. I got the least popular result Twelfth Night which I love, I'm also not like the other girls - DV 💖

iM DBWNHDEJ I GOT HAMLET 😭😭

i GOT U A TXT QUIZ

ALSO ATEEZ MILLION SELLER 😭😭 FROM 430 TO A MILL 😭😭😭

[virgoes]

all

hello baby

Favorite EXO album? i really don’t know i think ex’act or xoxo

Favorite title song? lucky one if it counts i like mama a lot too

Best Era? ex’act lmao i was there for it

Favorite b-side song? thunder, shes dreaming, they never know, tender love

Who’s your bias? ksoo i guess

Who’s your bias wrecker? baekhyun i guess

Favorite choreography? call me baby+unfair were iconic but lmr

Favorite MV? lmr japanese ver

Favorite EXO Showtime episode? the last one ive seen it SO many times

EXO K or EXO M? k

OT12 or OT9? 9 but if 12 existed now i’d… like that

Dance-line or Vocal-line? vocal

Vocal-line or Rap-line? who even is rap line besides chanyeol nowadays

Favorite Vocalist? ksoo/baekhyun. tied. 

Favorite Dancer? yixing

Favorite Rapper? chan the man

EXO First Box or Second Box? i watched first ep of first box and got bored

Miracles in December or Sing For You? aaaa song wise miracles performance sing for you

Wolf or Growl? growl

Is EXO your bias group? idk what this means

MAMA superpowers or WOLF werewolves? mama

Favorite Friendship? chanyeol + kyungsoo or baekxing

Favorite Ship? i dont

Favorite China-line member? yixing lmao 

Aegyo Xiumin or Abs Xiumin? xman can keep it in his shirt

Do you own the EXO Lightsick? no lmao im poor

Lucky One or Monster? lucky one song wise

XOXO or EXODUS? aaah xoxo

EXODUS or EX’ACT? ex’act

Favorite OT12 moment? uh i cant really rmr any besides that time in exo showtime they all went to the sea nd k*is went in

Call Me Baby or Love Me Right? lmr

Favorite EXODUS song? lady luck

Favorite Beagle-line member? i love them all :(

Favorite EXO superpower? idk

As vocalists, Luhan or Chen? chen

Drop That or Lightsaber? drop that lightsaber was lame

EXOLU’XION or The Lost Planet? lmao uh

How long did it take you to learn all their names? a couple eps of variety shows

Favorite ballad? promise

El Dorado or Black Pearl? el dorado

Least favorite ship? idc

Kai or Jongin? jongin

Favorite EXOMENTARY video? i think …………. god i can’t remember i think xiuchen’s was funniest

Favorite EXO K member? ksoo

Favorite EXO M member? yixing

As vocalists, D.O. or Baekhyun? idk much about singing but baekhyun ?

As rappers, Sehun or Tao? tao

Do you actually like Wolf? no but the chorus is bangin

Favorite OTP moment? when ksoo released kokobop teasers for me

Have you ever seen EXO live? no

Moment that made you cry? baekhyun crying during promise made me cry :/

Most handsome member? sehun or suho

Do you still watch EXO Showtime occasionally? lmaooo yeah

Cutest member? luhan if ot12 baekhyun if ot9

First bias? minseok

Favorite XOXO song? my lady

Favorite Baekhyun era? that one time he had poofy ash blonde hair

SatanSoo or SquishySoo? this question is blockd

Xiuhan or Hunhan? xiuhan

Favorite EXO photocard? idk :(

Sehun’s eyebrows or Sehun’s legs? eyebrows

Favorite EXO pet? vivi

Hyung-line or Maknae-line? 92 line

Favorite EXODUS song? did i not answer this

Favorite movie with an EXO member in it? i dont think ive actually seen a full movie yet

How did you get into EXO? some of my friends were fans so i checked them out nd got thrown RIGHT back into this kpop hell hole

Mom!Suho or Sexy!Suho? mom

Promise or Heaven? this is like asking yixing or chanyeol u cant do this

Tao’s Z.TAO or Luhan’s Reloaded? reloaded

Favorite EX’ACT song? shes dreaming

Xiumin bun or Luhan bun? xiumin

Have you ever not liked a member? uhhhh well i feel like they’ve all done the same stupid shit so i hold them all at a distance

Favorite Chen solo song? LIL SOMETHING I LOVE THAT SONG

Baekyeol or Baekyeon? the fuck kinda

Cold city guy Kris or Dorky Kris? bald kris

Favorite EXO Cover song? its just baekhyun but baekhyun covering moon of seoul is so lovely also like rain like music makes me cry

Did you cry when listening to Promise? sdkfjsk

EXO song that you do not like? the ballads that have no flair like my answer or those awful “hip hop” songs like 24

Favorite Couple Talk (from EXO first box)? mk

Favorite Kai era? any brown hair era

As dancers, Kai, Sehun, or Lay? i like kais style the best

Baekhyun’s (ft. Suzy) Dream or Baekhyun’s (ft. K. Will) The Day? dream

Favorite EXO member IG account? sehun

Favorite award performance? was tell me what is love an award performance ? idc even if it wasnt it was beautiful

If you could get any of the MID gifts, what would you get? mid was too long ago for me

Kaisoo or TaeKai? who is tae

Favorite Chanyeol gif? “oh shit” covers mouth

MAMA or History? mama song wise history dance wise

Favorite lyrics? two moons

Favorite Suho era? monster

Red haired D.O., yes or no? yes

Favorite Chanyeol Rap? yo nice skirt

Favorite fanfiction? hm

Lay’s Go, Fighting! Or Luhan’s Running Man? i liked running man so i watched those…. a fake yixing stan

Pathcodes or Wolf Drama? pathcodes

Taohun or Taoris? :(

EXO Showtime or EXO Next Door? both

Most significant song for you? i can’t get thaat emotional over korean lyrics lol

Who are your top 3 members? ksoo baekhyun chanyeol

Why do you like EXO? they’re professional for .. the most part at least and talented which is prob just an SM thing but still. they got me back into ballads + it’s easy/fun to like them since so many people do