#PREVVVVV ->

[stardustfanfare]

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I TYPED PREV I TYPED PREV I TUPED PREV I TYPED PREV I TYPED PREV I TYPED PREV

[granma-sweetie]

@stringless-arthur

[handsmotif]

mutual 1: i hate this job i’m going to kill myself

mutual 2: [reblogs the ugliest looking character you’ve ever seen and tags it “doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street.”]

mutual 3: do you guys think the teachers from beavis and butthead ever explored each other’s bodies

mutual 4: hrt update im so fucking horny right nkw

mutual 5: i hate school im going to kill myself

mutual 6: [reblogs furry art]

mutual 6: [reblogs furry art]

mutual 6: [reblogs extremely horny furry art]

mutual 7: [reblogs mutual 2’s post and tags it “PREVVVVV”]

mutual 8: i think i could win a chess match against death if it really came down to it. i’ve never played chess before but i think i would still win. because of my ability

mutual 9: people just don’t fucking understand the intricacies and themes and motifs in peppa pig i’m so fucking tired of people who don’t know shit abt this show making jokes and shit talking abt something they clearly dont understand.

mutual 10: [unfunny discord screenshot]

mutual 11: [reblogs a character tournament poll and tags it "#if you dont vote for scrimblo im literally going to block you and also kill myself"]

[bichaels]

prevvvvv guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[stolenkissesdiaz]

matching slut shirt with his husband while breaking up with his ex. icon shit i fear.

[what-the-hell-is-going-on-here]

@mercyluvsyouuu

What is that thang

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[maigetheplatypus57]

thank you for the tags but also I uncovered this from my docs and now I'm fucking losing it:

They should make a MCRP theme park

[edmilibum]

#alas there is no footage of him setting fire to his own tie by mistake

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[giddlygoat]

Wait sorry to expose your tags again but this is a really important addition. You are soooo right

I don't know how to explain this one, but I feel like if Jeeves and Wooster were to go on a first name basis, Bertie would make the graceless and awkward transition to calling Jeeves “Reginald” (quickly just Reggie) and fumble quite often because the name isn’t second nature yet. This in mind, I firmly believe that Jeeves would immediately Bertie Wooster at every opportunity. It would be easy and seamless and confuse Bertie to no end and Jeeves is just so smugly pleased about it

[hinako-supremacy]

@fancytube064 reminded me of

did. did somebody say pictures in the ask box 👁. uhm. brutus .

BRUTUS !!!!!

[nordstarr]

tomark cats :)

markcat purring on my lap as i pet him i'm going to cry

[boyswillbebutch]

I’LL PROBABLY SEND YOU TOMORROW’S (its 12am so technically today’s) DND SESSION UPDATE!!

Gerard the emo horse haunts us for so many reasons especially since our DM said he’s like a mlp character however his cutie mark is just an mcr cover album-

Polly is me in every situation I’m projectinggg/lh ajdhsk strahd poor guy you have no clue what band you’ve hired lmao

AUDGJSJ GIVE THE TWINK AN AXE!! I’ll keep that in mind if Polly gets a chance to use an axe hehehee

EGADS DND SESSION!! uhm session 6. (i think its session 6 I’m not entirely sure lmao) Fun fact we have two new party members/characters which are Leopol, a cyclops bard who specialises in opera singing, and Bruce, an elf bard who specialises in contemporary piano andhskjs RANT BEGINS!!

Basically we decided that Bruce was a member of the party from the start of the story but just was visiting family and Leopol hid in the van since she’s forgotten her memories and heard the band! Session 6 was basically the rest of the party asking her what she was doing in the van and making a deal that if she can sing/play an instrument she can stay with the band!

Then she tried to kill Gerard (the horse that sings emo music and pulls the caravan/carriage) since she thought he was useless but then he kicked her into a fence infront of Strahd’s castle. And then she got tied up and interrogated by mainly Sasha (pop musician lmao) who slapped her in the face and yelled at her (let it be known that the friend who plays sasha has done acting for like his entire childhood so he put on a show/gen) (also when that happened, Eddie turned to Polly and was like ‘listen I’m not saying I’d like to be in that position however-‘ and Polly stood there in shock and horror) and then the two fought- the girls are fightinggg- while Strahd himself stood there like ‘huh ok sure’ and the session ended with us being in Strahd’s castle and him explaining the party we’re supposed to play at! Also polly fucked up giving a handshake to Strahd since Strahd wiped his hand after it and Polly copied him and then got death stared ajdhsj

RANT OVER FINALLY!! SO SORRY IT WAS THAT LONG AUGH (the dnd sillies are getting to me and we’re playing another session tomorrow yaayayayaya ALSO polly is apparently between twink and bear according to quill/koymoa- like in the words of my friend who plays eddie ‘he’s a twink who could chop wood’ so idk OK THIS WAS LONGER THAN INTENDED LAURIE SHUSH

SESSION UPDATE YAHOOOOOO

i love leopol and bruce already leopol sounds so iconic. also gerard the emo horse is ANNIHILATING ME😭😭

also love that this whole interrogation was happening in front of strahd like he’s just🧍but POLLY NOOOOO augh im so sorry polly handshakes are hard

quill is right about polly btw give that twink an axe

ALSO NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THESE BEING LONG I LOVE THEM

[doctorwilliamcorbin]

[He hummed in thought, narrowing his eyes before deciding mercy.]

“Very well.”

[He said in a tone that suggested this was only a temporary freedom, shrugging before leaning down to press a kiss to Statics forehead, exaggerating a ‘mwah’ sound. One hand rested idly on their chest while the other lightly ghosted the top of her head.]

“I expect an apology in the form of a baked cookie. No cookbooks, no cheating on the internet… from scratch. If you can do that, I think I can consider forgiving you for this betrayal of you, my brunia.”

[He smiled happily, crossing their ankles as his tail dangled above Statics face.]

“And, since it’s the season of giving… if you manage to make them without burning them or and they taste decent... you get one coupon that never expires, and if you redeem the coupon, I have to do whatever it is you ask for the rest of the day. Deal?”

[its later in the day as Static decides to treat their present beloveds for tea, carrying a tray to the livingroom while donning some festive pyjamas and slippers. Morgan sits bundled on the couch with a thin blanket, half paying attention to something playing on the TV]

[Sirius perked up a bit from his position on the couch at the scent of the tea, wearing his usual outfit of sleeves and puffy pants, though they had little snowflakes rather than the usual sequence stars. His legs curled up to his chest, tail lazily draped over the arm of the couch as he looked over to Static.]

[He brightened just a touch at the sight of them and their festive pajamas, making a little more room on the couch for them.]

[confoundepangolin]

I WILL GIVE YOU SO MUCH PROPAGANDA okay first? there are giant galactic beings, beyond human comprehension, sassy as fuck, and one of them is our beloved Nikignik the tragic narrator who sometimes goes off on the most impressive cute little mini leitner rants about Lolgmololg and Lady Ethel Mallory ! Who is the ultimate capitalist! the enemy is capitalism! and the gods have *drama* and also presumably *gay sex* and all the main characters are queer. There are so many main characters, the thing is told from so many points of view, but a couple interesting things that are not spoilers: there is a walking cursed library, evil megacorps, almost wtnv- level news interludes, and nothing matters at all and everything matters too much and it holds the record for fastest time to make me cry. you'll be needing cishet representation after this shit. there is monstrous found family and a wide variety of dead people and mosterfuckers and ANGST. please ask me about my baby. i am only halfway through season 2.

heyyyyyy audio fiction/horror podcast enjoyers. I want to flood my feed with audio fiction/horror podcast content. so if any of y'all wanna be mutuals or friends or just want me to follow you, lemme know. I want more friends who are absolute freaks about podcasts, so if you interact with this post (reply, comment, reblog and leave weird tags, etc.) I'll check out your blog!

more info about which podcasts I've listened to below the cut:

I have listened/am listening to:

the magnus archives

the white vault

archive 81

the black tapes

the bright sessions

the penumbra podcast

wolf 359

malevolent

the six disappearances of ella mccray

the deep vault

podcasts on my to-listen list:

the silt verses

down below the reservoir

old gods of appalachia

woe.begone

rabbits

limetown

stellar firma

hello from the hallowoods

mabel

re: dracula

nowhere, on air

so if you're normal about any of these things and want to be normal about them with me, hmu

also if you have any recs please let me know I am always on the hunt for new things

[23and05]

Slowly becoming obsessed with indycar, and by indycar I mean exclusively arrow McLaren

[groundbreakingdot872]

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)