#Phinks: I can not and will not try to stop him
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shalscumbunny ¡ 6 months ago
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The Phantom Troupe over hearing chrollo and fem reader fuck?
The worst of tortures | Chrollo X F.Reader
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Summary: Poor members of the Phantom Troupe suffering because they have to listen to their boss fucking his girl hard without any consideration
Pairing: Chrollo X Female!Reader
Warnings: Penetrations, slight mentions of types of sex and torture, attempt at comedy that is not funny
Author’s note: FRIEND, I apologize if this is not what you wanted, I gave it my all, I don't know why I directed it more to a funny situation, but if you don't like it, send me the request again something more specific and I'll do it again, please don't hate me.
Sites: AO3
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Chrollo isn't the anxious or desperate type, he doesn't crave being between your legs and possessing you, but he undoubtedly enjoys it immensely when it happens, and occasionally, if you tempt him too much, he'll find himself "forced" to succumb to his baser instincts. 
And you truly enjoy seeing him fall into that temptation. Obviously, you respect him and are somewhat afraid of him for obvious reasons, however, you can't help but strut in front of him wearing shorter clothes than usual or sending provocative pictures while he's in a meeting with the Phantom Troupe.
He's not about to let you get away with it. He's gonna give you what for every time you step out of line, and sometimes that's more often than the Troupe can handle.
It's hilarious how you enjoy it when Chrollo's cock is pounding his cock hard and thick from so much temptation that you give him and you're both moaning like crazy, while Machi and Pakunoda are trying to block out the noise and Shizuku's just making things worse with her off-the-wall comments. 
Shalnark, on the other hand, is all prepped up with his noise-canceling headphones, watching videos, probably of his own S/O, while ignoring the chaos. 
Feitan is probably in another room torturing some poor stranger to distract himself, and Uvogin and Phinks are probably brawling to distract themselves from your high-pitched whimpers begging Chrollo to go deeper.
You also have Franklin and Nobunaga, who fled to the roof, embarrassed to hear the noises, but not embarrassed enough to admit it and hide with others.
Finally Kortopi and Bonolenov who've hidden in a basement where luckily, not much sound carries, but they refuse to share their secret  shelter because it's not big enough for the whole Phantom Troupe. 
Unfortunately, the next day they have to face Chrollo and pretend they have no idea why his chest is covered in scratches and his neck is marked with bites, bruises, and hickeys. 
The worst part is knowing they'll soon have to listen to you again and again, to a point where it's embarrassing to admit they can tell the difference between the sounds when Chrollo eating your pussy, you sucking his cock, or which of your holes he's penetrating.
At the end of the day, you choose to avoid them for a few hours or days because you're dying of embarrassment. You know you're the one torturing their ears for a couple of hours and you can't help but feel bad, but you're also not willing to stop getting pampered or "punished" by Chrollo for it.
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Thanks for reading this shit 🤍
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ninthprime ¡ 9 months ago
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now that hxh is officially coming back here's my attempt to count how many plots are going on at once right now
a plot: the kakin royal family, joined by beyond netero, has chartered an expedition to the forbidden dark continent on a huge whale ship with thousands of civilians. the hunter association signed on to join with the plan of actually sending the ship to a fake “new continent”, dropping off the family and civilians there, and then continuing to the real continent. the problem is the king of kakin is also using this expedition to force his fourteen (legitimate) children into a death match, with the survivor as heir
b plot: kurapika has discovered that kakin’s fourth prince tserriednich is in possession of the remaining scarlet eyes and, in order to get close to him, has signed on as a bodyguard to the fourteenth prince, baby woble, and her mom queen oito. as it turns out all the princes have autonomous nen beasts so this is a more complicated job than it looks. by which i mean at one point he gave up a substantial part of his life to possess a cockroach
c plot: to get more specific, kurapika has been trying to keep the peace by inviting the servants and bodyguards of the other princes to come to nen classes taught by him (read: he and fellow bodyguard bill are just forcibly opening their nen abilities), but a mysterious nen construct called “silent majority” killed most of woble’s other servants and now keeps killing people in the classes. there are apparently multiple people who can use nen in the classes already and who are mostly not telling him.
d plot: the three big mafia families of kakin (the hei-ly, xi-yu and cha-r) have been invited onto the ship mostly because their leaders are all illegitimately related to the king and been told to not cause any trouble…but the king’s illegitimate daughter morena, the new leader of the hei-ly and certified #gamergirl, actively wants to the destroy the world and is breaking the peace by spreading nen to her followers using her ability and letting them gain “levels” by killing people on the ship.
e plot: the phantom troupe has shown up knowing that hisoka will have followed them here and are trying to track him down and kill him. they’ve split into groups and the only group we’ve followed- phinks, feitan and nobunaga- have teamed up with the xi-yu and cha-r to deal with both hisoka and morena. during this we get an extended flashback about how the phantom troupe used to be tween anime dubbers and originally became criminals to track down those who killed their friend.
f plot: unbeknownst to the phantom troupe, the xi-yu’s underboss hinrigh has already met with hisoka (or at least someone who looks a lot like him) and given him a passage to the top level, where the royal family is, because the mafia knows a fight against hisoka will be more trouble than it’s worth while also trying to stop morena. in other words: hisoka is going to where kurapika is
g plot: tserriednich, the previously mentioned guy with the eyes, is also a misogynist serial killer and has gotten interested in nen, so his bodyguard theta has decided to teach him nen herself in order to slow him down and potentially stop him. unfortunately he’s a nen genius and has already developed an ability that lets him see into the future and overwrite reality by reacting accordingly, which he used to get out of theta shooting him. his nen beast has now marked theta for lying to him twice and will make her “no longer human” if she lies a third time.
h plot: melody, hired to be here by kurapika, attempted to sneak the teenage twin tenth and eleven princes off the ship only for the tenth prince (and the other hunter she was working with) to be killed, revealing the princes cannot leave the ship. thankfully the tenth prince kacho’s nen beast is basically her ghost. melody is now likely going to have to deal with an investigation into her actions and has also noticed that eleventh prince fugetsu is rapidly having her nen depleted. kaiser, a member of the justice bureau, claims to have fallen in love with melody after she performed her music for the ship and intends to help her, but melody doesn’t trust him and thinks he’s using manipulation nen on himself. oh and a large amount of the princes have invited her to perform for them, including tserriednich.
i plot: first prince benjamin, a nen user, has control of the military and has used his customary status as firstborn to send one of his guards to each of his younger siblings, which in at least one case led to a successful kill (the eighth prince). he’s in lockdown currently however because second prince camilla, also a nen user with an extremely powerful ability that seems to prevent her from being killed, attempted to kill him herself, and the justice bureau on the ship is trying to figure out who started what.
j plot: camilla has a group of ultra-loyal guards from the lower caste who have developed nen curses to kill her siblings in exchange for their own deaths. their captain, sarahell, has been developing a curse on woble and intends to attend kurapika’s class to deploy it.
k plot: ninth prince halkenburg, a baby marxist who progressive civilians and the younger princes both see as a potential savior, tried to kill his father and then himself after the first death in the succession battle and got stopped by nen beasts both times. he has responded to this by going apeshit and developing an ability that appears to allow him to put the souls of his guards into other people. his testing of this involved having one of his men shoot himself while in the body of one of benjamin’s men, so benjamin has him arrested now too.
l plot: third prince zhang-li’s nen beast is dispensing mysterious coins and zhang-li is dispensing said coins amongst his guards as well as to melody, whose performance he liked. zhang-li also appears to be hiding that he’s actually the son of the king’s illegitimate half-brother onior, the head of the xi-yu, who he’s asked to look into the last succession battle.
m plot: hanzo and bisky, also hired to be here by kurapika, were working as bodyguards for the twelfth and thirteenth princes until the twelfth prince was the first death of the war. the kindergarten-aged thirteenth prince’s stress in response to his sister dying now appears to have led his nen beast to trap their group in some sort of reality bubble. bisky had to reveal her battle form to head servant vergei to explain nen and what was happening, which has mostly just led to vergei getting a mad crush on her.
n plot: izunavi and basho are also here on kurapika’s behest guarding the sixth and seventh princes, who both have not done much yet; sixth prince tyson has a mysterious religious creed that izunavi has convinced her to pass onto her father and seventh prince luzurus mostly likes to smoke weed everyday but seems surprisingly perceptive and, more importantly, apparently funds the cha-r.
o plot: despite being a deranged maniac, tserriednich has a group of childhood friends working fairly standard military guard positions on the lower floors; they’re trying to find out more about nen after picking up that the hei-ly, which tserriednich was allied with before morena took over, are using it.
p plot: fifth prince tubeppa, aware she has few allies and little knowledge of nen, has been trying to meet with kurapika for a while. the literal last thing teased before this hiatus was her bodyguard longhi revealing to kurapika that she knows nen and kurapika agreeing to meet with tubeppa.
q plot: the rest of the phantom troupe has split off: machi and franklin are both on their own (but nobunaga wants to go get franklin), chrollo is making a plan with shizuku and bonolenov that appears to involve a disguise ability bono has, and illumi joined the troupe on hisoka’s request so they could have a yaoi death battle and is with kalluto. speaking of which:
r plot: mizai ran into illumi and kalluto and has them staying in a room in the quarters the zodiacs are using. he’s currently trying to figure out whether he should be telling kurapika the troupe is on the ship or not, knowing it could risk the well-being of both woble and kurapika himself. (he also secretly gave melody clearance to try to save the twins.)
s plot: beyond netero is still in lock up and being watched by members of the zodiacs. he hasn’t done anything yet, but it has been implied he’ll try to escape at the fake “dark continent.”
t plot: ging and pariston have a group allied with beyond who are going to the dark continent themselves; ging joined because he knows pariston must be up to something. it remains ambiguous whether they have their own boat or are on the whale somewhere.
u plot: leorio and cheadle are working at an understaffed clinic near the zodiac headquarters, meaning that once again Leorio Is Just Offscreen
v plot: a random member of the cha-r is trying to get the autographs of the phantom troupe members. this has been used to dispense plot info about how far we are from being out of contact with land. pray for his success
TOTAL PLOTS COUNT: 22
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illubean ¡ 1 year ago
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HIHIHI!!! I've been following you for a while and i recently saw your toph! reader HC and I've been wondering if I could request for a katara! reader who's really good at waterbending and specialises on healing and blood bending? Could the characters be Gon, Killua, Illumi and the phantom troupe? Hope you eat well and stay healthy!!!
HXH W/ a Katara!Reader
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Characters: Gon Freecs, Killua Zoldyck, Illumi Zoldyck, The Phantom Troupe Type: Headcanons, Fem!reader, Platonic
tried making this gn but then I ended up using fem labels a lot >.< also when I see "the phantom troupe" in headcannon requests im just going to write them collectively unless otherwise specified
Warnings: None
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Gon Freecs
your older sister/eldest daughter syndrome is very evident around him
he probably doesn't pick up on it but everyone else sees how fiercely protective you are over him
you have a soft spot for children and Gon is literally the sweetest ever so you can't help but want to keep him safe
before the hunter exams, the only role models Gon has ever had in his live have been maternal figures (Mito and his grandma)
you end up becoming another one
which may also be part of the reason he is so respectful and kind
he's ok with your motherly nature mainly because he's very used to it and he can understand where you're coming from
he cares for you as if you guys were blood related
when he went cray in chimera ant arc you were the first person Killua and Leorio thought to call
yk because of your healing ability
you healed him the best you could before Alluka showed up
and scolded him immediately after he recovered
Killua Zoldyck
he likes someone with Toph's rebellious personality but you?
you're a total wet blanket...
your such a stickler, always trying to stop him when he's feeling mischievous
you remind him of how things were back at his estate...
you are not his mother stop acting like it
but whenever you protect him from getting seriously hurt or heal him he's reminded you have good intentions
he knows you're not trying to be manipulative and controlling but god pls loosen up
despite how distant he might present himself he can't help but grow a little emotionally attached to you
he's never had a healthy relationship with his mom...
you are the only normal motherly figure in his life
he acts like he can't stand how you fuss over him but in reality he cares for you deeply and kind of likes that you feel the need to be protective over him
Illumi Zoldyck
unlike his brother, he likes you a lot more than if you were to have Toph's personality
because you remind him of his mother
he doesn't mind your protective nature as long as you don't get in the way
your 'blood bending' technique is of great interest to him..
you are able to use it on normal days and don't have to wait for a full moon because this is my fanfic and I said so
it just happens to be at it's strongest on full moons
he probs starts keeping track of the moon cycles just to take you on missions and see you in action
with the blood bending technique you could literally stop any enemy
a very OP ability indeed....
which is why he keeps you around
you're strong and have a pretty normal personality so there's really no reason for him to dislike you
The Phantom Troupe
it's pretty 50/50 with them
and by that I mean some of them don't mind your motherly personality while others think it's annoying...
mainly Phinks and Feitan; they feel you're too bossy
but the entire troupe can agree that your nen is impressive
1) they have a healer now and 2) your blood-bending is some sort of secret weapon
you get along well with Nobunaga, bonding over your shared soft spot for children
Chrollo probs personally recruited you for your abilities seeing as he couldn't really steal them..
Machi likes having you around because now she has to stitch people up less often
when Kalluto joins, he becomes the one you're most protective over
the younger members see you as an older sibling figure
aka Shizuku(18) Kalluto(12) and Kortopi(he has no canon age as far as I know but I like to imagine he is a child rather than a small adult...)
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bwabys-scenarios ¡ 2 years ago
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Imagine being the sweetheart of the Phantom Troupe. They all just ADORE you!!
You were recruited by Chrollo to be a physician after he sees you caring for the meteor city kids out of the kindness of your heart.
Most of your earnings go towards housing and clothing meteor kids. When you’re not on a mission you’re rolling up your sleeves and doing the work to better the community. Chrollo LOVES that.
You have such a caring heart. Feitan is your target for affection 9/10 because he’s such a grumpy puss.
First time you pat his head the others think you’re gonna die 😭🙏 Phinks is literally like “and there goes another cute girl”
but no he just pushes your hand away and runs off!!
the look of shock on everyone’s faces 😭😭🙏
For the first few months Feitan is absolutely SPRINTING away when he sees you. Makes you a lil sad, so he gets scolded by shalnarks and Phinks a lot :(
One day Phinks sits next to him after a job, watching you doctor up Uvogin with your cute Sanrio themed bandaids.
“Why the hell do you keep running away from her, she’s the only person that has even tried being nice to you, outside of the troupe.”
Feitan starts to run again but Phinks stops him.
“That’s problem. Too nice. Don’t understand.”
Feitan can be seen staring at you from behind corners and in shadows, and more often than not if you’re on a mission he’s close behind.
“Feitan, you don’t have to hide, come here so I can fix you up.”
He just stares at you from the doorway, suspicious but also hesitant, not because he’s scared of you but because… he hurt his chest and he KNOWS how your nen works.
Eventually he decides to enter, sitting in front of you as you check him over. Once you’ve assessed him, you pull up his shirt.
“Okay, this is gonna need a level two. Close your eyes if you need to!”
You lean forward and place a kiss on the gash, and it immediately starts to heal. You pull away and for the first time you’re able to really see his face, and he is BLUSHING!!
When he noticed you saw he is fucking GONE!!
Shalnark is your most frequent patient, always having injuries in… suspicious places. One day he walks in with a pretty bad cut on his lips.
“(Name)~ I need a kiss~”
You roll your eyes and place a finger to his lips, the cut slowly mending itself. “You’ll have to try harder than that, sweetheart. But…”
You place the finger that touched his lips on yours. “Good try.”
He swoons!!!
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0asisbliss ¡ 11 months ago
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what’s your opinion on phantom troupe getting reader high/drunk but instead of making them giddy/disoriented they go the opposite direction and start venting about people only wanting for for selfish reasons (sex, money, protection) and are just unconsolable, sobbing mess ♥️
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A/N: Sorry for such a late response.🤍 Sorry for spelling errors.
Uvogin:
•Uvogin stole a bunch of your favorite wines for you two to enjoy on a late night
•He wants you to enjoy yourself
•He thinks your always up tight so when your the opposite of giddy, and energized his mood is totally busted.
•When you finally show him your breaking point somewhere in Uvogin’s heart it breaks
•You tell him about how much you hated being alone in a society like this
•All of the disgusting things people do that you witness makes you want to throw up and evermore cry.
•This makes Uvogin sympathetic, and almost angry.
•There has to be someone making you feel this way, and he’s going to find that person.
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Chrollo:
•Comforting
•He sits there and holds you close to him wanting to give you what the world refuses to obviously
•Gives you small kisses on your forehead
•When you give him you reasoning for feeling this way he gives his input and tries to understand you the best way he can
•Though he steals, and kills just like the people your describing he can’t help, but understand where your coming from he gets it.
•Chrollo honestly never likes seeing you cry it hurts a certain part of him that cares about you
•Kinda like Uvogin he might have a motive to find whatever is making you feel this way
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Shalnark:
•Tries to get you drunk so you could tell him more about yourself
•The moment he senses your sadness he bring you to his chest a lays kisses all over your face.
•I headcannon Shalnark as a fucking sweetheart he hates seeing you cry
•Mumbles little why do you feel this way? And. It’s okay’s. While rubbing slow circles on your back.
• “Is there someone making you feel this way? Y’know you can tell me.”
•Feels as if you shouldn’t feel like this because your the exact opposite of what your explaining.
•Physical affection on TOP
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Feitan:
•Got you high trying to get you to loosen a bit more up around him
•Is kinda awkward since that’s basically what he does to some people
•Even though the thought never passed his mind to treat you that he feels shitty
•Tries his best to cheer you up
•After your done he asks if you want to keep talking about it or change subjects
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Pakunoda:
•Understanding
•Caresses your hair
•Coos you, and tries to understand why you feel this way and want you to open up more about yourself.
•Wants you to stay over her place tonight
•Feels better when you stop crying
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Phinks:
•Please go easy on this man
•As soon as you start crying he panics not knowing what to do
•When you explain to him your reasoning he looks down knowing he does some of those things to people
•How would you react if you found out what he does
•You’re his sweetheart. He doesn’t want you to be upset.
•He’ll always do everything in his power to make you happy.
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jjkamochoso ¡ 5 months ago
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It's been awhile since I've been in your askbox, it feels nice to be back! Back with another Feitan request of course!! I loved the Shalnark fic you wrote btw, it was pretty in character for your first time writing him and it was really sweet! Anywho, may I please request the same type of Reader I usually do, feminine and into cute gothic Lolita styles, where she drags him along to go shopping for a frilly swimsuit and to the beach, or maybe if they got to stay somewhere nice for a while and indoor pool where it's just them? If you can't tell I'm missing the warmer weather, and even more I'm missing sitting in one of those indoor hot tubs all nice and warm. Most of the plot is up to you, just Feitan x Reader who's ready to go swimming!
Take your time and don't burn yourself out, thank you so much!! ^^ ♡
It’s always nice to be able to take requests again, I miss creating stories for you all!❤️ and I’m very happy to have you back in my inbox with more Feitan content! I miss the summertime too so I had a wonderful time imagining myself shopping for a swimsuit and swimming, especially with Feitan🤭 I hope you love what I’ve written and as always, thanks to everyone for your never ending support and love!!🫶❤️
Fei’s Beach Day
Fluff
Feitan Portor x f!reader
Warnings: none
You closed the door behind you, relishing in the little heat of the room you were staying in as you took off your gloves and hat. Another mission done where you were bundled up in your warmest jacket, fighting the enemy while fighting the snow blowing into your eyes.
You were so done with winter.
You had barely taken a breath of relaxation before Phinks’ number lit up your phone. You released a sigh of exasperation, putting the phone to your ear.
“Hey Phinks,” you said, trying to stop your teeth from chattering.
“Hey y/n! You alright? You sound kinda down.”
“I’m okay, I’m just freaking cold,” you told him, grabbing the almost threadbare blanket from your bed and wrapping it around your shoulders.
“We got another mission from Boss. We’re supposed to meet at a little seaside town and we’ll be staying there for the near future. You’ll be excited to hear it’s south of where you are now.”
“It’s summer there!” you heard Shalnark yell cheerily in the background. You couldn’t hold back your own expression of excitement after hearing that, happily bouncing around your room.
“I’m leaving as soon as I can,” you practically screamed into the phone, already pulling your suitcase out and packing your limited personal items.
Phinks chuckled. “The mission won’t start for a week-”
“That’s fine! I’ll be there early. See you guys eventually!”
You hung up, throwing your cell onto your bed and hurriedly shoving the rest of your belongings in the suitcase. You then made your way to the nearest airport and reserved your spot on the first flight out of town, not wanting to deal with the winter weather longer than you had to.
A flight, a bus ride, and a long walk later, you had finally arrived in the seaside town and you couldn’t have been more relieved. You dropped your things off at the hotel and made your way out of the lobby and into the busy streets. The smell of salt air permeated your nose and you stood under the sun, your skin soaking up the rays. You were lost in your own little world and didn’t notice someone stalking up behind you until you heard their voice in your ear.
“You lucky I no want to hurt you. Better pay attention to surroundings.”
You quickly spun around, your eyes meeting the stormy ones staring back at you.
“Feitan!” you greeted, your fluffy skirt swishing in your excitement. “It’s so good to see you! What are you doing here early?”
“I no want you here by yourself. Strange things happening in this town,” he answered. “Phinks told me you come early so I did too.”
Your heart palpitated at his words, loving that he felt so protective of you.
“So you’re like my chaperone now?” you teased. His eyes narrowed but he said nothing. “Well, first place we’re going is swimsuit shopping because I am in desperate need of something to wear!”
Feitan didn’t have the chance to protest before you grabbed his hand, eagerly pulling him along to the closest clothing store. If it were anyone else manhandling him like that he would’ve killed them in a gruesome manner, but you were different. He actually liked when you took charge and proved to him that you weren’t afraid of him. His entire body felt like it was on fire every time you graced his porcelain skin with your touch and he never wanted the burning sensation to stop.
He was a masochist, after all.
You entered the store and let go of his hand, needing both hands of your own to shop efficiently. Your gaze landed on all the different swimsuits, finding your size in the pile of the ones you liked the most and holding them to your chest. Once you had a large pile of the frilliest swimsuits known to man, you went to try them on, disappearing behind the door of the dressing room. After a few moments, you reappeared in a pink two piece with white piping details.
“So? What do you think?” you asked Feitan.
Feitan was well versed in shopping with you at this point, but he had never helped you find clothing that was so… revealing. He averted his eyes from your figure, his cheeks as warm as the rising temperature outside.
“It fine,” he responded, harsher than he intended. You paid no mind, admiring yourself in the mirror.
“I think you’re right as always. It’s fine, but I can do better! I’m going to try another one!” you chirped. Feitan heard the dressing room door close and only then did he raise his head again, knowing you were out of sight. He both hated and revelled in the way you made him feel, especially while looking like that—like you were some sort of otherworldly being and he was just a lowly man. A lowly man who wanted to selfishly keep you to himself, away from the prying eyes of other men, men who weren’t nearly as despicable as he but were wholly unworthy of witnessing your beauty all the same.
“Okay, what do we think of this one?”
Your emergence from the dressing room took him out of his thoughts and into the present. Feitan didn’t say anything, he couldn’t; his tongue was a jumbled mess inside the dry desert of his mouth.
“I really like it,” you continued, turning away from the mirror in favor of looking at the man in front of you. “How about you?”
Feitan swallowed thickly, his dark robes working overtime as they concealed the sweat that was dripping from his small frame.
“It fine,” he said again, this time not as rudely. You, ever observant, took that to correctly mean he thought you looked amazing. You glimpsed at the price one last time and nodded your head.
“Perfect! This is the one. How about we go test it at the beach?”
Feitan didn’t know what to say. He didn’t know how he would be able to function if he had to bear seeing you in that swimsuit for longer than the minute you tried it on. He didn’t think all of those people should witness such a heavenly sight of you in that swimsuit. It didn’t matter, of course; whatever you wanted to do, you did it, and he would be a fool to think he could ever deny you anything you wanted anyway.
That’s how he found himself at the beach, sand flying into the folds of his ensemble. The cowl was doing a great job of keeping the pesky granules out of his mouth, but it was so unbearably hot that he had to pull it down from his mouth. You smiled softly when you saw the full extent of his face, appreciating his beauty.
“Let’s go to the water,” you suggested, trotting toward the vast blue in front of you.
“I no trust the ocean.”
You stopped, tilting your head. “Why?”
He always thought it was much too open and unpredictable for his taste, but he didn’t confess that.
“That water nasty. Contaminated.”
“Well I’m going in. It’s way too hot out here.”
“You complain when it cold, complaining when it hot. Are you ever happy?” he joked dryly. You rolled your eyes, ignoring him in favor of cooling yourself off. When your feet touched the cold water, you felt an exhilarating tingle up your spine. Wanting to adapt to the temperature quickly, you dunked your whole body in, giggling as the waves crashed into you. Feitan watched carefully from a few feet away from the shore, making sure you didn’t get swept away and he didn’t get wet. His hair and clothing were a black mass on the beach full of a rainbow of colors, yet it was the sight you were most content to look at.
You didn’t know how long you were out splashing and swimming around, more than happy to lose track of time as you enjoyed yourself. Feitan had inched closer and closer to you, the bottom of his outfit now dripping with sea water.
“Feitan, come here! I got something for you,” you called out. He shook his head, not wanting to go further into the water. You respected his wishes, dragging the long trail of seaweed behind you as you approached him.
“Close your eyes and hold out your hands. I think you’ll like this,” you told him. He raised an eyebrow but did as he was told, trusting you. You laid the seaweed across his outstretched hands. “Now open.”
He opened his eyes and looked at the seaweed curiously. “What is this?”
“Seaweed,” you explained. “It’s always at beaches like this.”
“I like it,” he said, squishing it between his fingers. A chilling grin appeared on his lips. “Reminds me of intestines.”
It’s times like those that you remember just how much of a weirdo Feitan really was, but hey, everyone in the Phantom Troupe was at least a little bit strange.
“I’m just glad you like it,” you said.
“Of course. It from you,” he said, your face warming from his praise. “I got you this too.” He dug around in his pocket, presenting you with a closed fist. “Give me hand.”
You did so as something hard landed in your palm. He had given you a beautiful shell, swirled with all sorts of colors and textures.
“Oh Feitan,” you breathed out, “it’s perfect. Thank you.”
“It no big deal,” he scoffed, trying to hide his elation that you loved his gift. You planted a lingering kiss on his cheek and he could no longer tell if he was burning up from the summer heat or from the fire that was blazing in his heart for you. Whatever it was, he was feeling emboldened today.
“You look pretty,” he said matter of factly, catching you off guard while you were studying the seashell, almost dropping the poor thing back into the ocean.
“Oh! Thank you. That means a lot coming from you,” you replied, growing shy. “You look pretty, too.”
As Feitan saw the ocean lap at your body and the water reflect like diamonds in your eyes, for once in his life he wished every day could be summer.
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the-menace-in-pink ¡ 6 months ago
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The real story behind Shizuku joining the Phantom Troupe
I feel like Shizuku’s recruitment in the Troupe happened completely by accident. Like, she stopped by their hideout to deliver pizzas or something. Then, Pakunoda or a sleepy Phinks let her inside and told her to wait while they go fetch some cash after realizing the Troupe’s communal jar was empty—thanks to Franklin and Machi’s secret late night food orders.
And like, immediately after Phinks walked away, she started wandering around the hideout and somehow ended up in Chrollo’s study. He didn’t notice her at first since he was busy dissecting and poking around at the prisoner Feitan had just accidentally killed (oopsies). Then she prob spotted some fresh blood on a nearby bookshelf and without thinking twice activated Blinky and vacuumed up the shit out of the entire shelf before anyone could stop her.
And like before Chrollo got to fully process the loss of a beloved fraction of his carefully curated collection, she started vacuuming away the 2-3 corpses laying around that they had been arguing over who had to clean up. She didn’t seem the least bothered by it so they were all like wait—WHERE DID THAT GO?
Feitan’s just like??? WHERE THE FUCK’S MY PRISONER??? BRING THEM BACK.
While Chrollo’s standing there staring at her like she’s the manifestation of all his pet-peeves and grudges packaged in one boba-eyed, vacuum-yielding peasant.
And she looks equally confused like wtf do you mean what did I do… I cleaned? Made yall a favor?? Idk?? 👁️ 👄 👁️
Phinks’ fully sober, fists tightening like WHO LET HER IN?????
While Pakunoda’s blanching at Chrollo’s traumatized face then yelling back at Phinks like YOU DID. WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT LEAVING RANDOM PEOPLE UNSUPERVISED IN OUR PROPERTY???
(Also the corpses were most likely unlucky people Phinks left unsupervised as he went to fetch for money too. The way this is sounding like a crack retelling of Blue Beard—)
- Cue chaotic interrogations (during which she reveals she has no fucking idea where the vacuumed objects go, and that she don’t really gaf, tho she can bring back corpse #3 since it’s the last thing Blinky ate up…. Chrollo has to hold back tears, while Machi’s making sure the threads she’s discreetly tied around him are holding up),
- Some stray stabbings (thanks, Feitan)
- Pakunoda’s memory probing (she finds out Shizuku’s a black belt)
- Back-and-forth exchanges as they try to piece together wtf went down. At some point someone’s just like… Let’s recruit her, she’s kinda insane and so detached… gonna be useful.
Chrollo was 100% okay with recruiting her ass, bc yes, what she did is unforgivable, but he’s a tactician first and foremost. But he was veeeeery lukewarm (at best) towards her for like weeks. Like she just vacuumed to another dimension one of his favorite book series lmao. He’s taking her existence very personally.
For like the first couple of weeks he’d just darkly glare at her whenever she entered a room, and be so petty with the missions assigning. He’d send her on the most tedious ones (oftent to acquire and retrieve rare books and scrolls to build back his lost shelf…) and would use disturbing threats and rules regarding her nen ability use as some kind of psychological torture.
‘If you so much as look at the cover for more than 1 second, Feitan will handle you.’
‘Eyes down when you enter a library. Have some shame.’
‘You’re not allowed to fight with Bingo. If you die, that’s a skill issue.’
Shizuku: it’s Blinky.
(At this point Pakunoda’s walking around with handcuffs just in case — for Shizuku, Chrollo and Feitan)
Eventually they all soften and warm up to her, even Chrollo though his grudge over his lost books never disappears lol. He starts to find her endearing like a little sister… and honestly, what’s the difference between her little mishaps and his pet cat? Exactly.
Also the house has new rules after she joins:
- Shizuku shall NEVER be assigned to cleaning duties. Never. Even if it’s a regular vacuum.
- Shizuku can’t conjure Blinky near anything valuable or edible. They can’t have her starve them to death.
- Never leave her unsupervised if there’s a 1% chance she might stare for too long at a fellow member’s stuff.
(Also on like day 5 of her trial period as a spider, they find out she randomly disposed of the OG delivery guy. Turns out she knocked him dead and stole his scooter on an impulse, and made her way to the hideout purely out of curiosity.)
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rotten-pomegranate ¡ 1 year ago
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yandere Trouble trio + uvogin making reader smoke weed
Warnings: rape, torture, smoking weed, being high, forced smoking
A/n: I like getting high
✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦
Phinks
Phinks just wants you to loosen up a bit and stop screaming and crying for a couple hours, this man literally just wants some peace and quiet
He brings home a light dab pen because he doesn’t wanna get you totally buzzed
If you put up I fight he might offer to do it with you and if you still put up a fight he’s probably gonna threaten you with locking you up in your room for a week
If you don’t put up a fight and just take a few puffs and chill out he’ll be happy and just let you go about your day or night in peace
Shalnark
He wants you to let him have sex without you screening and trying to get his much bigger form off you the whole time
He’s also gonna get a dab pen but a stronger one just to make it extra easy for him to have his way with you
If you put up a fight he’s pinning you down putting it in your mouth and plugging your nose until you have to breath
While he’s doing that he’s also gonna taunt like “wow imagine what I can do if you do pass out, it would be so much easier”
When your body finally betrays you and you breath in the smoke he’ll be so happy he might pick you up and spin you around
Uvogin
Uvogin wants you to loosen up and let him snuggle you without having to catch you and then pin you down the whole time
He gets a classic bong and bag of weed and shows you what to do
If you put up a fight he’s gonna pretty much do what shalnark did and force your mouth over it until you breath he won’t taunt you though
He’s gonna give you the biggest bear hug when you finally calm down and stop struggling
Your totally sleeping in his bed so he can snuggle you all night
Feitan
Feitan wants you to shut up and let him touch you in peace
He brings home a bong and threatens you with torture if you don’t smoke it
If you put up a fight anyway then he’s dragging you down to the basement tying you up and cutting you up a little
He’s also gonna make you smoke it right there and then he’s bringing you back up stairs so he can just hold and touch you without all your annoying cry’s
He’s also gonna have you sleep in his bed and not yours because your never this quiet
Your gonna be smoking a lot more
©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.
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rotten-pomegranates-fics ¡ 1 year ago
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yandere Trouble trio + uvogin making reader smoke weed
Warnings: rape, torture, smoking weed, being high, forced smoking
A/n: I like getting high
✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦♥︎✦
Phinks
Phinks just wants you to loosen up a bit and stop screaming and crying for a couple hours, this man literally just wants some peace and quiet
He brings home a light dab pen because he doesn’t wanna get you totally buzzed
If you put up I fight he might offer to do it with you and if you still put up a fight he’s probably gonna threaten you with locking you up in your room for a week
If you don’t put up a fight and just take a few puffs and chill out he’ll be happy and just let you go about your day or night in peace
Shalnark
He wants you to let him have sex without you screening and trying to get his much bigger form off you the whole time
He’s also gonna get a dab pen but a stronger one just to make it extra easy for him to have his way with you
If you put up a fight he’s pinning you down putting it in your mouth and plugging your nose until you have to breath
While he’s doing that he’s also gonna taunt like “wow imagine what I can do if you do pass out, it would be so much easier”
When your body finally betrays you and you breath in the smoke he’ll be so happy he might pick you up and spin you around
Uvogin
Uvogin wants you to loosen up and let him snuggle you without having to catch you and then pin you down the whole time
He gets a classic bong and bag of weed and shows you what to do
If you put up a fight he’s gonna pretty much do what shalnark did and force your mouth over it until you breath he won’t taunt you though
He’s gonna give you the biggest bear hug when you finally calm down and stop struggling
Your totally sleeping in his bed so he can snuggle you all night
Feitan
Feitan wants you to shut up and let him touch you in peace
He brings home a bong and threatens you with torture if you don’t smoke it
If you put up a fight anyway then he’s dragging you down to the basement tying you up and cutting you up a little
He’s also gonna make you smoke it right there and then he’s bringing you back up stairs so he can just hold and touch you without all your annoying cry’s
He’s also gonna have you sleep in his bed and not yours because your never this quiet
Your gonna be smoking a lot more
©rotten-pomegranate- All rights reserved, don’t steal, translate, copy, plagiarize, claim my work as your own or post it on other platforms.
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iamzer0 ¡ 9 months ago
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𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙷𝚡𝙷 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟻
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚊, 𝙶𝚘𝚗, 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚖 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚎, 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚒, 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚔𝚊, 𝙻𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘.
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You know just before something bad happens, and that split second before it happens you feel intense regret. Yea that’s happening right now.
You turn towards the male voice and see none other than Phinks, Feitan and Shalnark. You now regret running out of miss Biskys house like that.
Phinks had shouted your name so loud it made you straighten up and forget about your sadness. Regret overtook your body instantly, RUN was all you could think.
So you started running, “wait!” Bialy said running after you “I can help you!” She says still running after you.
“BISKY PLEASE STOP CHASING ME THEY WILL KILL YOU” You said desperately. Bisky looked behind and say the 3 men catching up to y’all at record time.
“I’ll help you I PROMISE” she said diverging left, jumping up onto buildings. They didn’t chase after, because of her form they didn’t think she was a threat.
Suddenly you were tackled to the ground by Feitan. You fell with a thump, “GET OFF OF ME” you said now panicking. Feitan held on to you not letting you run away again.
Suddenly you were pulled away from Feitan, you zoomed up into the air. “AHHHHHHH” you screamed scared.
Why were you suddenly in the air? Well let’s all thank Hisoka.(THATS RIGHT IM WRITING HIM BACK INTO THE STORY)
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?” You said now in Hisokas grip.
He raced off with you bridal style in his arms. Hisoka looked down at you and smiled one of his terrifying smiles.
Hisoka had run with such sped that you had gotten whiplash. You thought about struggling but him dropping you at the speed he was going is basically the equivalent of barrel rolling out of a car.
Y’all had outrun the phantom troupe, Hisoka stopped at the back door of a bar placing you down softly. The security guard tried to stop ya from entering but he got a card to the throat.
Y’all had entered the bar gaining strange looks, y’all sat down and you unloaded everything you had when waiting to ask him. Why had he taken you from his own group, why were yall at a bar, where were the boys.
Hisoka explained everything, he had double crossed them, the boys had escaped and he still didn’t answer your question about the bar.
It was a lot to take in all at once, but suddenly a question popped into your head. “How did the troupe know where I was?” You blurred out suddenly.
Hisoka smiled a sick smile “well that’s quite simple” he answered in his signature smooth voice. “The troupe was always cautious with the things they loved” you shuddered at his words. You wouldn’t call what they put you through to be love.
“They put a tracker in your arm” Hisoka said like that was normal. You stoped breathing for a second, a tracker? You thought, once again you were speechless.
Hisoka grabbed you arm pointing at where it was. “W-what” you said in a painfully sad voice.
“While you were sleeping, that’s how I found you after leaving a happened upon one of the tracking devices they used to follow you” he said holding it up.
In a daze you lifted up your arm and used your nails to try and dig it out of your arm. You scratched through your arm, blood dripping down your arm. You had dug it out of your arm and threw the blinking sphere on the table.
You arm started shaking, your adrenaline wore off and it started to hurt but you didn’t care.
Hisoka smiled once again, you were intriguing. But he didn’t want to fight you, it was strange he saw you as somewhat family. The only reason you weren’t cooped up in some apartment was because Hisoka was to sure he could protect you.
He stood up signally y’all where leaving he took the tracker and as y’all left slipped it into a waiters pocket. People have you strange looks as y’all left, understandable I mean you are still bleeding out.
You grabbed napkins and trued your best to dab the blood. As y’all started walking you started zoning out. You mind began to wonder, you knew about his nen ability bungee gum that’s how he grabbed you, but what if it was still attached to you?
You use gyo on your eyes and sure enough it still was. He knew you were gonna run like you always did. But you knew that you could play to your strengths, feeding into their delusions until he let his guard down then you run.
That was your plan with everything because it worked so well. You needed to find Bisky and get this curse off you.
Hisoka suddenly stopped he looked around before grabbing your hand and walking towards the right. He leaned against some ally wall while holding your hand.
Suddenly someone appeared, he had the palest skin you had ever seen you would think he was sick if he wasn’t to built. He had long black hair and a weird crop top get u, but who were you to judge his fashion.
He looked at you before looking at Hisoka in a questioning way. “This is [reader] their staying with me” Hisoka said as if he hadn’t ran away from the phantom troupe with you.
Y’all started walking with the weird man, he spoke rarely but he said enough if that made sense. You gathered from his limited words that he was an assassin and he needed help with a job.
You felt something strange with him, you started tuning out their talking focused on the assassin. You closed your eyes and focused, you could hear his heartbeat it was playing a melody of death. The more you focused the more you realized how much death surrounds his overall aura.
He scared you, kinda like how Feitan did but differently. He was lean and towered over you it was intimidating.
After walking for awhile Hisoka told you to stay with the man you now know as Illumi. He turns to leave.
“Wait what? Where are you going?!” You shouted as he walked away. “He’s gonna babysit you for a little bit.” Hisoka said with a smile.
When you knew he was out of earshot “fuck you” you said lifting your middle finger towards Hisoka. You stuck your tongue out but quickly put it back in when you remembered Illumi was right there.
Y’all started walking again, it was awkward and illumi was too menacing to talk to.
You thought about everyone you met in the past months, Hisoka, Bisky, and mito were the less obsessed. Despite Hisokas weirdness it felt like a breath of fresh air talking to them you felt almost free.
You suddenly spoke up “Hey man look I know you don’t want to watch me and I don’t want to be watched, how bout you let me go and I just leave? How does that sound?” You said hopefully.
He simply gave you a look, grabbed your arm and pulled you closer as you looked like you were about to book it and he didn’t want to chase after you.
You shaked around in an almost playful manor. He gave you the run down you where joining him on his mission, while Hisoka went to the auction.
Here you were in some underground club, “stay here” Illumi said coldly before leaving to find his target, it was some rich male loser.
You saw his picture he looked like a loser, that’s what you thought at least. Suddenly you spotted the rich loser and by some chance he planted himself right next to you.
“Hey sweet cheeks~” he said in a voice that made you think he was a discord moderator.
He put his hand on your back and started rubbing your back. “Oh fuck me” you said under your breath.
He tried and failed to flirt with you, “I’m actually a minor” you said coldly “age is just a number” he said leaning in.
You decided you were tired of waiting for Illumi and decided to take care of this yourself.
You lead the perv to some back room, saying you were curious about body stuff. You held back the puke as you spoke.
He closed and locked the door, you activated your nen into some random nail you picked up of the ground, held it between you fingered and shot it at him. It hit him right in his forehead, he fell with a thump.
(Let’s say your nen is you can focus your nen into objects and shoot them out like bullets)
You unlocked the door and ran right into Illumi he was standing in the door way. He looked down and say the rich perv dead.
“Whoops…?” You said in an unsure tone.
It was an interesting night you and Illumi talked more. He surprisingly wasn’t mad you snagged his target. Yall talked about his job as an assassin, and you talked about how gay it was that the phantom troupe kidnapped you.
You felt comfortable telling him about you being kidnapped you didn’t know why.
As time passed and you talked, you felt tired and fell asleep completely forgetting about your nen curse the very thing that got you into your situation.
You woke to Illumi staring at you, y’all were in some shitty motel. Y’all left going god knows where, you tried asking but he didn’t answer.
Fuck your thought, what if he becomes insane like the rest?
After several trains yall arrived at the infamous Zoldyck manor. You knew after last night Illumi was a Zoldyck like Killua, you avoided mentioning you knew his brother that but for some reason you think he knows already.
Y’all stopped at the testing gate, he stepped back, “open it” he said blankly.
“What? Are you kidding I can’t open that?!” He didn’t seem to talk no for an answer and he would let you leave so you had no choice but to try.
You weakly pushed at the stone wall and of course it didn’t open. “Use you nen” he says from behind you.
“Ughhh fine” you say pulling the many nails you collected last night out of your pocket.
You channeled every thing you had into the nails you decided to actually try this time. You put everything into it and shot them out they clustered together and with a loud bang they landed in the stone wall.
The dust blew back as the gate slowly but surely began to slowly move.
“HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT ITS MOVING” you shouted turning around to Illumi “LOOK ITS MOVING” you said like an excited toddler discovering ice cream.
The gate stoped but you didn’t you fired more nen charged nail into the gate and with each nail it moved until it was open.
You later on the ground sighing in relief, that took a lot out of you.
Illumi pulled you up and dragged you inside before the gate closed again.
He practically dragged you up the hill to the giant mansion , after catching your breath you questioned him. “Why are we here?” You said tiredly.
He didn’t say anything, you passed a girl that guarded the way. She gave you a confused look you returned the look.
Suddenly a women with the puffiest dress imaginable showed up and started asking an insane amount of questions all at once to illuminate mostly about you.
After she settled down she grabbed you inspecting you closely. She pulled you inside, suddenly you wished you were back with Illumi. You all sat down on the many couches, with some old man named Zeno.
Illumi explained that you opened the testing gate, he talked bout your abilities saying you were capable. It would be nice if his mom wasn’t all over you it was suffocating.
Y he started talking about you staying here for a little bit. Suddenly dread washed over you, here we go again.
Sorry for not posting part 5 in like four days I’ve been busy my bad, love you all bye bye(•̀ᴗ•́)و
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vroomvroomintomyroom ¡ 5 months ago
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Phantom Troupe x Reader Part 3: The Talk
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POV: A God or higher-being (who knows, really?) decides to reincarnate you, a clinical psychologist, into a strange, limbo-like void. Your mission? To reform the notorious Phantom Troupe and transform them into functional members of society. The only catch? You can't leave until they're reformed, and the Troupe is far from cooperative. And, even when the Troupe tries to kill you (which they will most certainly do) you've been gifted or cursed with the gift of infinite respawns—much to their annoyance.
(Y/n) stood at the front of the "therapy office," which had somehow expanded to accommodate all twelve members of the Phantom Troupe. They sat scattered around the room, clearly unenthused. Hisoka lounged dramatically on a chaise, Machi leaned against the wall with her arms crossed, and Uvogin had already tipped his chair back on two legs like he was trying to make the furniture submit to him.
Feitan was sharpening his sword (because of course he was), Shalnark was twirling a pen like a baton, and Nobunaga was sitting cross-legged on the floor as if he’d already given up.
“Alright,” (Y/n) began, clapping her hands together to get their attention. “We need to have a serious talk.”
“Oh good, because I was really hoping for another lecture,” Nobunaga muttered.
She ignored him, pacing in front of them like a professor trying to wrangle a particularly unruly class. “I get it—you’re all dangerous criminals with trust issues, anger problems, and a general disdain for authority. But guess what? I’m the only way you’re getting out of here.”
Phinks scoffed. “And what exactly makes you think we care about leaving?”
(Y/n) stopped pacing, narrowing her eyes. “Because this place is a void of nothingness. There’s no fighting. No looting. No drinking. No…whatever it is you people do for fun.”
“Kill people,” Uvogin offered helpfully.
“Yeah, that!” she snapped. “None of that here! Just you, me, and endless, soul-crushing boredom until you become decent human beings.”
“Decent human beings?” Machi said, raising an eyebrow. “That’s your plan? You think we can be decent?”
“Yes,” (Y/n) said firmly. “But only if you cooperate.”
Uvogin barked out a laugh. “And what if we don’t?”
“Then we stay here forever,” (Y/n) replied, her tone sharp. “And don’t forget: I respawn. So every time you try to kill me out of sheer boredom or spite, you’re just resetting your own progress. Which, frankly, is a stupid strategy.”
“I like stupid strategies,” Hisoka said, smirking.
“I know,” she shot back, glaring at him. “But do the rest of you really want to risk spending eternity in limbo because he’s having fun?”
The group collectively turned to glare at Hisoka, who gave a mock-innocent shrug.
“So,” (Y/n) continued, crossing her arms. “Here’s the deal. You work with me—just enough to make actual progress—and I’ll make this as painless as possible. Or, you keep fighting me, and we spend eternity here, stuck in this therapy office. Your call.”
“Let’s say we do cooperate,” Chrollo said, his voice calm and measured. “What exactly is your plan to ‘reform’ us?”
(Y/n) hesitated. She definitely didn’t have a plan. But she couldn’t let them know that.
“Therapy,” she said, trying to sound confident. “Lots of therapy. One-on-ones. Group sessions. Team-building exercises.”
“Team-building exercises?” Feitan muttered, disgusted.
“Trust falls?” Shalnark asked, looking far too amused.
(Y/n) glared at him. “Don’t test me.”
Chrollo tilted his head, studying her like she was some kind of puzzle he couldn’t quite solve. “And if we refuse?”
“Then I make it my life’s mission—my respawning life’s mission—to annoy you into submission.” She grinned at them, the kind of grin that screamed, I’m more stubborn than all of you combined.
Phinks groaned. “She’s serious.”
“Dead serious,” [Y/n] said, still smiling.
There was a long, tense silence as the Troupe exchanged glances. Finally, Uvogin leaned back in his chair and shrugged. “Fine. I’ll play along. Could be funny.”
Shalnark grinned. “Yeah, I’m curious to see how this goes.”
Machi rolled her eyes but didn’t object. Chrollo leaned back in his chair, his expression unreadable, and Feitan…well, Feitan just kept sharpening his sword, but at least he wasn’t actively protesting.
(Y/n) let out a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding. “Great. First step to progress: cooperation. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.”
Hisoka leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand. “This is going to be fun.”
(Y/n) pointed her pen at him. “And you’re going to be my biggest headache.”
“Looking forward to it,” he purred.
As the group settled into a reluctant silence, (Y/n) sat down at her desk, flipping open her notebook. Okay, she thought to herself. One step closer to getting out of here alive. Sort of.
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kimbap-r0ll ¡ 2 years ago
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Idk if its just me but I think that at some point in time there was a phantom troupe prank wars and was wondering if you could write something about it. I feel like Phinks and Shalnark started this and eventually everyone got involved trying to see who could come up with the best pranks. Eventually things get out of hand a Chrollo has to put a stop to it.
Anon nt: love your writing so much, thank you for all the smiles and laughs. Keep up the good work 💙
Hi, honestly I have a hard time keeping up with what I wrote and what I didn't because I write so much haha. But yes I have definitely written a few phantom troupe shenanigans here and there, and this sounds like a fun idea! Thank you for the note as well, hope you're doing well!
Phantom Troupe: Pranks
You're right, it's definitely Phinks and Shalnark (possibly Feitan) who started this and now it's something everyone in the troupe is involved in
The pranks started fairly small: Phinks would hide Shalnark's phone around, Shalnark would then hide Phinks's helmet. Shalnark and Feitan planned to change Phinks's alarm to 4am when he wants to wake up at 9am, things like that.
Then Uvogin and Nobunaga notice this and decide to take the matters into their own hands. They might randomly slap each other on the head and run away before the other can catch them. The hits might get more and more aggressive, and then they'll jump Franklin.
Franklin gets involved but doesn't want to just to do physical attacks so he decides to prank them through other means. He definitely finds one of those jumpscare videos (u know, the one with the car and a nice mountainside road) and show it to Uvo and Nobu who likely haven't stumbled on it because they don't have a reason to. Speaking of spooks, the amount of times Feitan and Shalnark attempted to jumpscare the shit out of Franklin is hilarious (it never worked, he's pulled it off on them instead)
Machi and Pakunoda find out because of how loud the two of them screamed and then decide to get in with the pranks. Machi has the upper hand in most pranks because she has nen strings, which will allow her to attach water balloons and drop them on people. She's done it to Hisoka out of spite
Speaking of which, no one actually wants to prank the clown magician because he's already tricky on his own. They leave him be, and he might not really bother with pranks because it's not something he's interested in (he really only wants to get into fights that's all). Pakunoda doesn't do much either, but she'll help Machi
Shizuku doesn't become victim to pranks because no one really thinks it'll be a good idea, nor to Kortopi (though Hisoka might think otherwise manga readers ykyk) but she definitely has done a prank where she said to Uvo she ate all of his snacks.
See, so far so good: all the pranks are fairly mild. Then they start getting wilder, like "accidentally" throwing a car at Shalnark (done by Uvo), almost causing Jupiter to fall on Nobunaga (Bonolenov), Feitan dissected a plushie Machi liked (Feitan almost dies doing that), Franklin almost throws three troupe members off of a ledge, etc. Remember the ice bucket challenge from eons ago? They did that to Feitan and almost felt the sun. They keep doing this for the shits and giggles until Hisoka asks "why not Chrollo?"
The whole abandoned hotel goes silent. They didn't think about it, nor did they dare to do it. He was right, they did leave Chrollo out of the "fun" but they didn't want to see what kinds of reactions this guy would have. Not only would Chrollo come up with the most intricate, disastrous pranks known to man, but he could also just start crying if they even told him they lost one of his books. So, they ask "what to do?"
They eventually convince Kortopi to do it because they know Chrollo won't hurt the kiddo, so Kortopi runs up to Chrollo with a hidden water gun and just shoots it at his face before running off.
The troupe watch (from a distance) as Chrollo just stands there, stunned, and slowly looks at where Kortopi ran off to. The leader smiles, laughs to himself, and asks "I know you all are watching, is this what's been going on while I was busy looking for that nen ability?"
He talks to them about how it's fine to do pranks but don't hurt each other (looking at Uvogin who threw multiple cars at multiple people). Chrollo then adds that he might find some enjoyment pranking them in return.
That sort of stops everyone from pulling pranks because they have no idea what Chrollo might do and they'd rather not test it haha. If Chrollo were to prank them all, it would be really big but it would go through a long, long time. Like span a few months with them each receiving more and more of a specific item every week to the point where they're like "is this Kortopi? No, then who?" He just wants to see them spiral a bit haha.
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bwabys-scenarios ¡ 2 years ago
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Chubby!Reader taking phantom troupe+Illumi and Kurapika shopping with her
characters: chrollo, feitan, uvogin, Shalnark, Phinks, Machi, Pakunoda, Shizuku, Nobunaga, Illumi, Kurapika
warning: slightly suggestive in Pakunoda’s and Kurapika’s
A/N: me on my way to single handedly provide for my chubby hxh fans… this is super self indulgent hope y’all like it!!
Chrollo
-offended on your behalf because of how limiting the clothing options are
-y’all go to like 5 different stores before finding somewhere that sells your size
-“oh! I must be lucky because I thought we’d at least need to go to 3 more before I found my size :3”
-you’re just happy you found a dress and top that looked nice
-he just looks at you like 👁️👁️ “sweetheart… this is not okay.”
-“chrollo this is the first time in 3 years I found clothing in store, usually I have to shop online.”
-will take you to get custom made clothing, nothing is too good for you!!
-honestly he’s pretty appalled by the lack of clothing available for you. you shouldn’t have to get custom made clothing to have something fit you right :(
-also gets you custom made lingerie but cough cough don’t question it
Feitan
-he was watching you shop online and groan because the dress you really wanted was sold out in your size
-“just go to store.”
-“they don’t carry my size in store.”
“… what.”
-this man is itty bitty he has no idea about your struggles 😭😭 he’ll accompany you on your next shopping outing to… observe
-please take him to torrid it would be so funny
-“… they expect young woman to wear this?”
-he holds up an ugly Disney shirt that’s super unflattering. he’s not the best with fashion but even he knows that it’s ugly as hell
-“YEAHH I used to shop here all the time because it’s one of the only shops that has my size in store.”
-you find a dress that looks relatively nice while feitan browses the lingerie LOL… he’s stealing you something, it might not be the clothes you wanted but that black lingerie set speaks to him…
-now if he’s out on a mission he’ll stop by stores and steal you some nicer clothes, you deserve it! (He’s such a cutie patootie UGHH)
Uvogin
-no he absolutely understands your struggles
-he’s fucking huge it’s hard to find clothes in his size too
-tbh he’ll just suggest you make your own clothes or get them custom made, but if you really want him to go shopping with you he will
-literally shocked with the lack of feminine clothing for big women
-he can at least find SOME things his size, and he’s obviously bigger than you
-but you can’t find a single thing
-calls Shalnark to ask him to track down some local shops that carry your size
-will carry all of your bags for you!!(hubby material)
Shalnark
-he just doesn’t believe you until you show him
-he mostly shops online too so will suggest you keep doing the same, but you wanna go shopping with your boyfriend!!
-he has no problem accompanying you, but is doubtful you won’t find ANYTHING
-that is until after you’ve visited the 7th clothing department and there wasn’t a single clothing item in your size! And it isn’t like you weren’t looking hard enough, he looked up the inventory of each store and there was nothing!
-apologizes for not believing you by buying you some boba or pastries
-also the type to get you custom made clothing, tho it will be sorted more to his tastes than yours(the skirts are all way to short and the tops dip a bit too low)
-doesn’t understand why they can’t just sell your size. wouldn’t they make more money that way?
Phinks
-already knows your woes of not being able to find cute clothes in your size
-goes shopping with you literally whenever you want and won’t stop until you find at least SOMETHING(he’s whipped for you)
-got really sad when he found matching couple pajamas and they didn’t have your size(he’s killing someone over this)
-so cute, gets excited with you when you find something you like
-also carries bags
-takes you somewhere nice after. it’s stressful trying on clothes all day, especially when none of them fit!
-Phinks is soft for his lover agenda RAHHH
Machi
-offers to make clothes for you
-probably the second most understanding. she’s seen women’s clothing sections, although she can’t really relate to not finding her size
-will actually hurt anyone that is rude to you while shopping
-likes to help you in the changing room, saying she doesn’t want you to slip(it’s an excuse to feel you up but she’s a lil tsundere so she’ll never admit it)
-if you can’t find anything, she’ll buy you some accessories or stuffed animals, literally will NOT let you pay
-extra sweet on you when you get home, reassuring you that she loves you and that your clothing doesn’t matter to her(she’s trying her best give her a lil kiss for her efforts)
Pakunoda
-as a big chested woman, she can relate a bit! she doesn’t struggle to find clothes as much as you do though
-researches which stores carry your size so you don’t have to go in just to be disappointed
-also will get you custom made clothing, but let’s you choose what you want. she thinks your fashion style is cute!
-gets you custom made matching outfits
-also helps you in the changing room but isn’t hiding her wandering gaze at ALL
-after a fun day of shopping you two cuddle in bed and watch whatever you want!
Nobunaga
-another person that doesn’t really believe you, but because he sees you as a cute lil thing
-will call you silly for thinking they don’t carry your size! your his sweet little girlfriend, why wouldn’t they?
-in for the shock of his life
-literally gets on his hands and knees to apologize
-it’s been like 3 hours and the only thing you’ve found was a hello kitty tshirt that was a little tight on you, but you refused to go home with nothing!!!
-feels bad, will treat you to a nice dinner
Shizuku
-just says to wear her clothes
-“… Shizuku, sweetheart, we aren’t the same size.”
-stares at you for a minute
-keeps staring
-grabs your hand and runs to go shopping with you
-keeps getting lost while you’re in the changing room
-you end up having to have her sit in the changing room with you while you change(she does not mind in the slightest 👁️)
-cannot comprehend why you can’t find clothes in your size
-love her so much but she’s actually the worst to shop with. You spend more time trying to find her than look for clothes
Illumi
-you don’t really have to worry about finding clothes in your size because he has everything made for you, but if you just want to go shopping for the experience he won’t deny you
-cue him contacting the ceo of the clothing store and demanding they start selling your size after you don’t find anything
-hates seeing your sad face, probably won’t take you shopping again unless he’s researched and made sure the place you picked carries your size :(
-so sweet to you, gets you ice cream and buys you jewelry and stuffed animals to make you feel better
-when you get home there’s a rack of clothing Taylor made for you waiting in your shared room
Kurapika
-he needed to go shopping for some clothing too, so he accompanies you
-gets a little embarrassed shopping in the women’s section because people always mistake him for a girl himself
-gets pretty pissed off when an employee rudely says they don’t carry your size
-“Kurapika it’s fine, let’s go somewhere else.”
-will hold your hand protectively as you go from place to place
-when you find a few things, he’s happy for you!
-is a little glad that people thinks he’s a woman because that means he can slip into the changing room with you 👀
-perv!kurapika strikes again
-makes sure you leave the store feeling VERY happy ;)
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la-squadra1234 ¡ 2 years ago
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How do you think the Spiders would react to Diavolo (the main antagonist of Jojo Part 5 and the boss of Passione)?
chrollo-
“oh his skills are quite in impressive I might just have to steal it..”
phinks-
“holy shit this guy as strong as hell and I can’t even understand what’s going on right now”
feitan-
“idiots…who allowed HIM to be the mafia boss out of all people…he..can barely do his job as it is. We operate, much better.”
Nobunaga-
“would my ability even stand a chance against this guy..? I can sense a power difference definitely but, is it possible?”
Franklin-
“now who the hell allowed this guy to get into such a mess Clearly, the mafia boss doesn’t know how to cover his own steps very well I think we should take over..*
uvogin-
“Oh wow what the hell is even going on I don’t get anything. Can someone please explain what’s going on Geez, this guy looks like he’s going through a lot.”
shalnark-
“hey you guys this guy over here looks interesting. Do you think he would be useful to me if I’m manipulated him? I’m going to give it a try okay?”
hisoka-
“he’s not even worthy of watching..he foolish and trash complete and total rubbish gon has much more potential than he will ever have I need to stick to my main targets and stop looking for other back ups”
That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed I’m going to be making posts very slowly, so expect that.
I will see everybody in the next post bye now!
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imagineanime2022 ¡ 2 years ago
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Perfect Pair *Part 3*
Kalluto Zoldyck (Platonic) X Reader
Word Count: 1207
Requested: Anon
Request: Can we have a part 3 for Perfect Pair please?
*Part 2*
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“I hear you have a new job.” You smiled as you looked at Kalluto. “Yeah… They want me to infiltrate the Phantom Troupe.” He answered, you looked at him. “You want to do it?” You asked. “Yeah.” He answered “I want to do it.” “Alright, fine.” You pulled a little device out of your pocket, if you ever need someone to help you, get you out of there, you press this button and I’ll come get you okay?” You asked. “There will be no need for that.” Your father spoke from behind you. “You’ll be going with him.” “Why is that?” You asked. “You’ll be there for us, you’re an insurance policy.” Your Father explained as he looked at your younger brother “your only job is to get your brother back here if the job goes wrong.” “Yes sir.” You nodded. “Now both of you get this mission done and come home.” Your father ordered.
When you found the Spiders in Yorknew City they were 3 members short but they were still cautious as you had expected after what Hisoka had done to them. “Why would you want to join us?” Phinks asked as he looked at you. “You're the Spiders aren’t you supposed to be all about family?” You asked, stepping slightly in front of your little brother. “Very funny.” Feitan glared at you and you winked. “You're gonna want to stop reaching for that knife.” You warned him. “Or what?” He asked. “Well since you asked.” You pulled your gun out so fast that none of them had time to register what happened and then you fired, the nen bullet hit Feitan and he stopped moving, eyes glazing over “now whatever you were thinking of doing to me and my brother, do to your friends.” Feitan started attacking the others and Phinks looked at you. “What did you do?” He asked. “Nothing that can’t be reversed as long as you let us join.” You smirked as you raised the gun again pointing it at Machi. “Enough.” Phinks ordered “You're in.” “Good stuff.” You smirked as you holstered the gun again and the control was broken. “Word of advice: don't threaten my brother or I’ll kill you all member or not.” You gently guided Kalluto away from them to sit him down and they all watched you both, it was weird out of all the Zoldycks they had never seen or heard of either one of you and yet they could see that you’d protect each other or die trying.
It was a couple of weeks before you ended up seeing any real action and it was in the Greed Island video game, where Kalluto was using his ability to track the Nen exorcist. “He’s here.” You mumbled, you were sat on the floor next to Kalluto, your gun unholstered and resting over your raised knee. “Well there goes my entrance.” Hisoka appeared from the trees as you rolled your eyes. “No wonder Illumi works with you.” You mumbled as you looked back over at the Nen user you all had been tracking. “Now what is that supposed to mean?” He asked, a smirk on his face as he stepped closer. “It means you both enjoy showing off, it’s fucking annoying.” Your voice lowered at the end of the sentence, losing interest in the conversation fast. “So this is my replacement?” Hisoka asked. “No, the little one is your replacement.” Phinks corrected him, you glared at him and it almost dared him to move forward. “Is that so?” Hisoka asked as he looked over at Kalluto. “Can we get this over with, none of us particularly like him and I have an itchy trigger finger.” You informed them. “So we’ve heard, many times before.” Machi muttered and you rolled your eyes. “You seem bored.” Hisoka mused and you narrowed your eyes. “What does that have to do with you?” You asked. “I’m sure I could provide some entertainment.” He mumbled letting his nen flow freely in the space. “Careful what you wish for, they need you to take the Nen exorcist to Chrollo, so how about you do your job and you might get something that you want.” You pointed your gun to the clearing that you had been watching for hours while you waited for him “now go do the job that you have been hired for.”
It was after the incident with the Chimera Ants that you both actually met Chrollo and upon his return, the rest of the spiders became a little more relaxed and left the protective role to their leader “So you are the two members that helped to get my nen back?” He asked, taking note of your position in front of your brother. “I won’t hurt him, you don’t have to hide him.” “Forgive me if I don’t believe someone known for a silver tongue.” You said, he smirked as he leant on his knuckle looking down at you. “You're smarter than you look.” Chrollo complimented and you rolled your eyes. “Helps with my job.” You grumbled as Kalluto pulled on your trouser leg and you glanced back at him but his eyes were pointedly forward. He pulled on your left leg, your eyes shifted to the left side of the room where Feitan was lingering. “Any reason that he looks ready to take my throat out?” “He’s wary of your unpredictable nature.” Chrollo answered “they’ve found that you would do anything to protect your brother.” “Wouldn’t we all?” You asked. “Then protect him.” He ordered, it was an attack from three sides, Chrollo leaned back in his seat as you glared at him, your gun was unholstered in less then a second as you shot at Machi approaching from behind you, Kalluto moved behind you back to back as you stepped together never once breaking apart, he used serpent dance to injure Phinks as you secure your hold on Machi. “Do I need to give her the order to kill someone or are you done with your test?” You asked. “Enough.” Chrollo ordered, both the men eased up and you turned to Kalluto checking him over. “You're okay?” You asked. “Fine.” He answered as you looked at him before turning to Chrollo. “Release her.” Chrollo ordered. “I will but if any harm ever comes to him your healer will be the first to go, I promise you this.” You holster your gun after that and crouching in front of Kalluto. “You still want to stay?” You asked and he nodded silently “I assume there is still a place for him here?” “For both of you.” Chrollo corrected. “Your loyalty to your brother is something I admire and your ability mirrors that of a member that we have lost, there is a place for both of you.” “Then for now it is settled.” You nodded “we’ll keep to ourselves until you need us.” “As you wish.” Chrollo nodded before you left.
Chrollo watched you leave wondering just what it was about you that intrigued him, he knew your family, how they treated each other but you and your brother were different, loyal to each other, protective of each other, while you protected Kalluto, he protected you.
The perfect pair.
*Part 4*
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boy-pussyyy ¡ 10 months ago
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guess who had another noncon dream. my imagination kinda ran wild with this. you can imagine these guys as your friend and the bad guy
friend: Nobunaga or Feitan (hxh), Hawks or Aizawa (bnha), Oikawa (haikyuu)
bad guy: Phinks or Chrollo (hxh), dabi or Present Mic (bnha), iwaizumi (haikyuu)
tw: < 1k words, unedited. noncon, dubcon, gun, threats of violence, fuck or die, cunnilingus, oral sex (receiving and giving), piv sex, yandere, manipulation
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ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴘᴛɪᴏɴ.
imagine you and your friend are exploring an abandoned building. you've always wanted to try something like this but was too scared to do it alone.
"i think the staircase might be there," you say, indicating the corridor to your left.
your friend only nods, raising the flashlight higher to follow the spot you pointed at. truthfully, you aren't really friends. more like acquaintances of a mutual friend. but you don't really care cause he's hot and he agreed to join you on your exploration when you brought it up in passing.
the ceiling above you groans and creaks. you flinch, bumping into your friend. "i think there's someone up there."
he shakes his head. "rats."
you hesitate. rats wouldn't make such a loud noise but your friend looks unfazed, waiting for you to follow him up the stairs. the torchlight cuts through the darkness, casting harsh shadows on his jawline, and you steel your resolve. it'd be embarrassing to back out now when you've only just started.
the both of you make your way up the spiral staircase. nothing but dust bunnies and cobwebs greet you when you reach the second floor.
huh. turns out your friend was right. there really is nothing up—
"lookie what we have here."
you jerk as a hand snakes itself around your waist, pulling you against a hard chest before you have the chance to react.
your friend rushes to your aid, his hand clutching a chunk of rebar he must've found on the floor. "let her go."
but a faint click stops him in his tracks, and you stiffen as cold metal presses against your neck. "i wouldn't do that if i were you," he sing-songs.
"you see, it's been while since i had any entertainment here," he begins. the hand not holding the gun begins wandering around your body and you choke back a sob as he gropes your chest. "luckily for me, the both of you just happened to fall into my lap."
you force yourself to speak. "w-what do you want? we don't have much money on us."
"oh i don't want your money." He sends a lecherous glance at your friend.
"then want do you want?" he spits.
"i want to watch you fuck her."
your friend's eyes widen, his face ashen. "no—"
"if i like what i see then you can both go. if not, I'll kill you and I'll be keeping this little mouse"—he squeezes your breast and you have to bite back the whimper that threatens to escape you—"for myself."
"you sick bastard. I'll—"
"just do what he says." you try your best to keep the fear out of your voice. your friend jerks his head towards you, gaze beseeching. but you can't watch him die. "we'll be alrightt."
"see. glad somebody has some sense." He leers at your friend. "now strip."
he hesitates, looking to you for confidence. only for the gun at your throat to lower, now aimed at your gut. "i may not kill her. but I'll make sure she's in a lot of pain before i kill you."
glaring, your friend unbuckles his belt, kicking his pants off.
"all of it," your assailant barks.
he pulls his shirt off, tugging his boxers off until he's left in only his shoes. you avert your eyes, cheeks heating up.
the hand at your waist leaves you and a heavy foot to your back knocks you down. you cry out as you fall to your knees, whimpering when a hand grabs you by the hair and wrenches your head up.
"now suck his cock."
you recoil, but the hand in your hair pushes you forward until you're kneeling before your friend. your eyes dart to his reddened face. "I'm sorry."
"it's not your fault."
you hiss as the hand tugs at your hair. "hurry up!"
glancing down, you notice that your friend is half hard. and very well endowed. steeling your nerves, you inch forward to lick at his precome.
"use your hands."
shaking, you bring your hands up, pumping his length as you give the tip kitten licks. but you must be going to slowly for the man as he pushes you down, until you have his cock in your mouth.
a sharp hiss fills the room as you swallow around his cock. your friend trembles, hands clenched into fists at his sides.
"that's it. good girl."
he strokes your head, inching you deeper. you gag on his cock, pulling back. but the hand on your head shoves you further down until you've taken him to the root, and your throat spasms, tightening around him.
"fuck."
you gurgle, unable to suck in a breath as you deepthroat him. just as your vision starts to blur, you're pulled off him. you collapse on the floor, hacking and wheezing.
you almost don't feel as your assailant rips your shirt apart. tearing your shorts and panties off your legs. you barely get the chance to catch your breath when there's a mouth on your cunt.
through tears, you see your friend kneeling between your legs, lapping at your clit while your assailant presses the gun to his head. "more," he hisses. "need her to be dripping before you can fuck her."
moans and squeals escape you as he sucks at your pussy, nose bumping into your clit. a strangled sob leaves your lips as he forces an orgasm out of you, your legs shaking in the aftermath. you barely have the chance to catch your breath when he pushes into you, his thick cock stretching you out.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry," he whines as he rocks into you, but you're far too gone to form a coherent thought, mewling and sobbing around his cock.
you're faintly aware of your assailant stroking himself to completion as he watches your friend jackrabbit into you.
your eyes roll back as he drags another orgasm from you. he curses as your walls flutter and clench around him, gripping your hips tighter. he whimpers into your collarbone, breath hot against your skin. "gonna— ah, gonna cum!"
his nails dig into your skin as you feel him spill ropes of hot cum into you. then your vision fades into darkness.
you've passed out by the time he's pulling out of you, cum dripping out of your pussy. he pants as your assailant hands him back his shirt.
"you were right," he says, tucking the unloaded gun back into the waistband of his pants. "she was perfect."
your friend grins, licking his lips; the taste of you still fresh in his mind. "aren't you glad i talked you into this?"
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