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The irony is real! 🤦♂️ Everything I buy is wrapped in plastic… but I can’t get a plastic bag to carry it home? 🤔♻️
#plastic paradox#think for yourself#make it make sense#eco logic#sustainable living#reality check#sarcasm
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Slick: “Average person eats a credit card worth of plastic a week” factoid actualy statistical error. I, Microplastics Georg, who live in an oil refinery adn eat 10,000 credit cards worth of plastic each week, am an outlier who should not have been counted.
#Stex#starlight express#microplastic induced behavior as slick’s motivation is “electra hates combustion because they have asthma” tier laughably logical#imagining her eating petroleum products like vaseline and salads made of plastic plants is hilarious
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not to be a raging queer but i love how
Okay.
Mean Girls 2004.
Cady's POV.
We're shown Cady's crush on Aaron Samuels in a few ways. Lingering close ups, like she's memorizing his features. The camera follows him throughout his day to day life, as though she's watching him closely and appreciating the little moments where he's simply doing his thing and being himself. I really appreciate how we're shown the romantic attraction there, and that it's not just taken for granted.
I appreciate even more that the same thing goes for Regina George but dialed up to eleven.
In addition, Cady talks even more about how she wants to appeal to Regina more than she wants to appeal to Aaron. She has a crush on Aaron, Cady does, absofreakinglutely, but he's almost there as a by-product of Regina.
I'll never get over how we're shown Cady watching Regina George and the camera goes into slow motion and captures every little moment and refuses to falter even when Regina blows a kiss. Yes it's a good way to demonstrate Regina's superiority in the school and single her out - iirc she might actually be the only one who gets a slow-mo shot from Cady's POV - but because it's singling Regina out from Cady's POV, it effectively romanticizes her IN Cady's POV as well.
I'll never get over this shot/reverse shot. Get you a girl who looks at you the way Cady Heron looks at Regina George.
It's the same face with which she checks out Aaron for the first time too btw. The only difference is the softer indoor light.
Mean Girls was a milestone moment for 00s era queers just with Damian's existence and how he was portrayed alone. He has a big personality, he's at the forefront for all of it and has amazing lines, his gayness is brought up several times both textually ("too gay to function") and metatextually (him singing Beautiful by Christina Aguilera, him owning a pink shirt - in 2004 him having that was a declaration in and of itself). He is not anywhere NEAR the closet except for his clothes. And he's also accepted. He goofs off with his fellow art geeks at the art geek table - it's not just Janis who's laughing at his class clown antics. Hell, Janis is the one who rags on him the most FOR being gay, and we're meant to understand that she gets a pass and her openly stating it is effectively an act of solidarity and acceptance even if she is kinda a dick about it.
But for me, the ability to read sapphism into it so freaking easily also qualifies it as that. It's not textual. It was 2004. Damian is the only 'framed as a good person battling the evils of highschool dictatorships' protagonist who isn't shown smooching a love interest by the end of the movie. Hell, he kisses Janis instead as they get caught up in the atmosphere, even though they both immediately curdle in disgust and "No, no, nope" it. So Cady and Regina can't be TOLD to have that kind of tension.
But we're SHOWN it. Oh BOY are we shown it. It even practically ends on it. In the final 'the class barriers have been broken down' scene, we're not shown Cady giving a long look at Aaron as he walks by with his team mates and smiles at her, giving her a nod in camaraderie to show that they've both made it into this new beginning and they can put the fights of the past behind them. He's literally not even there.
Who's in that scenario instead? Cady, yes.
And Regina Motherfucking George.
also please note that the final breaking point for Regina, the one that sent her flying home in a screaming and flushed rage, the one who made her voice tremble, was CADY. It was Cady's betrayal. Cady singular. Not The Plastics as a unit, no, it was Cady and her Kalteen bars. It's not The Plastics as a unit whose picture she butchers for the Burn Book. Just a picture of her and Cady, arm in arm, smiling for the camera.
One of the most common 'couple breaks up' tropes btw, next to eating ice cream, is cutting up pictures to literally cut the ex out of the POV character's life. Just saying.
Further, Regina won't hesitate to weaponize herself and throw herself under the bus (lol) to get her way. It's part of what makes her such a formidable opponent and villain. It can also tie into this inextricably if you think about it.
Mean Girls, above all, is about 'girl politics' and the way girls, especially teenage girls, flounder and struggle and assert themselves in a patriarchal society. It's about how girls are and aren't allowed to act, behave, think, even what they're allowed to look like and who they're allowed to hang out with. About what they are and aren't allowed to BE. And so it isn't only the platonic feminine bonds that suffer in this. It's everything else, too. After all, it was accusations of lesbianism, the notion that Janis was in love with Regina, that excommunicated Janis from Regina's kingdom.
But it was also Regina who brought it up, and who demanded the performance of compulsive heterosexuality in the first place.
#also. aaron is a jock and thats one of his key charm points. regina BECOMES a jock. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.#mean girls was for sale for 5 bucks on youtube so i bought it ahem anywhoodleoodle <3#also rachel mcadams acting in that burn book scene - the sniffle like she's about to cry and barely holding it in? woof. girl is DEVASTATED#cady and regina are both so bisexual i love it#i feel like you could also continue on the point of queer coding and damian's pink shirt on the subject of cady and her blue plaid#but i cant recall if that kind of shirt was popular then or not. my instincts are that it was a more popular look for boys than#for girls which is why i wanna bring it up but i remember more about the vehemence#that pink was a girls colour and if you were a guy who wore pink#that meant you were gay - or so the logic went at the time#so thats pretty blatant for me but i mean. idk. that outfit feels kinda dykey and i wanna ask the#costume director if that was part of the intention or if it was more as a way to demonstrate#cady's transformation into a lipsti-i mean a plastic through the sheer power of contrast#mean girls#cady x regina#cady x aaron
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who do we think did chase's top surgery
#text#taub is the logical answer (specializes in plastic surgery) but i dont think chase would want taub to do it#i feel like he wouldn't want house to see his boobs. he's shy#what are the thoughts though. also when are we thinking this happened#cuz i feel like it was either pre-show or early in the show#The MOST logical answer is. he got it done elsewhere in secret. but that's no fun#i think he'd let foreman do it. they have beef at the beginning of the show but they trust each other
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i have been listening to plastic capitalism (vanatta, 2024). i'm like a third of the way through but here are my thoughts so far
okay just for background plastic capitalism is a history of the credit card industry & related regulation which runs from roughly the 1930s to the 1980s. this is the book i said has dissertation voice, so it is pretty dense, but i like it. okay moving on
one thing i have seen people say on here & elsewhere as a sort of yardstick for the recency of women's liberation (such as it stands, yikes) is that "women couldn't get credit cards until 1978." this is an interesting sentence which has become fascinating to me with more context
credit cards developed out of two major antecedents: travel cards (e.g., diner's club, introduced in the 1950s for jet-setting executives, & accepted at nightclubs, bars, airlines, & so on) and revolving credit plans offered by major retailers, which operated more like store accounts. the idea of attaching one's credit to a card came from the latter context, and they were the far more common credit offering. these cards were intended very explicitly to be used primarily by women
the people who pull out that 1978 date aren't wrong, though! women were the target audience for department store accounts, retail charge plans, early bank charge cards, but those creditors specifically targeted middle-class housewives & issued credit in their husbands' names (very 'you do the shopping & he gets the bill,' pearls & a red lip in the department store)
the 'credit cards for women' thing is interesting because if you are into the history of credit cards the big breakthrough in 1978 wasn't access for women, it was marquette v. first of omaha. marquette is the case in which the supreme court decided that a credit card transaction would be governed by the laws of the state in which the issuing bank was chartered, rather than the state in which the transaction physically took place. it sparked a sort of regulatory race to the bottom for a lot of states, as they tried to attract larger banks; this is why citibank's head office is in south dakota, despite the titular citi being located in (where else) new york. south dakota had no consumer credit law, and new york had a relatively low interest cap. hmm.
there's a real friction around consumer credit, because the postwar american lifestyle relied (among other things!!!!) on access to cheap consumer credit, but being a debtor is, speaking very generally, a disadvantaged & stigmatized social position. so on the one hand there's a precariousness attached to being in debt, but there's also the atomic-age glow of convenience & affluence attached to credit [sidebar plastic was a novel & exciting material when bank of america began issuing its industry-defining bankamericard in 1958]. why should women want credit cards in the first place? well, because they're now a requirement for full participation in the modern economy. this is why you see a sort of warm & fuzzy posture around signing people up for bank accounts & credit products, even though many of them will undoubtedly incur fees or have other problems as a result: they are being included! they are being offered Opportunity™
the framing which treats credit as a pathway to future success is more or less predatory marketing, but in the 1960s when these regulatory fights were being hammered out, there were a lot of civil rights activists who accurately pointed out that black people were systematically denied access to good credit. there is a wrinkle here where many black people were denied good credit because they had first been violently denied remunerative jobs or capital ownership, which had the very secondary consequence of damaging their creditworthiness, but it is very true that 'creditworthiness' is a subjective trait which was assessed by racist white bankers. it is also very true that people who need cash quickly & cannot access traditional forms of credit from a bank are pushed into riskier & more expensive forms of credit (pawnshops, payday & car title loans, etc.)
related to this tangle is one of my favorite regulatory bugbears, i.e. the thing where the united states does not have a federal usury statute & instead has disclosure laws [pattern in consumer protection more generally]. vanatta has a whole bit on the legislative history of the truth in lending act of 1968, & the two main arguments for disclosure instead of a federal ceiling on revolving credit were: 1) efficiency, in the sense that some freshwater economists wanted the market to regulate itself & in the sense that traditional state-level usury laws tended to have all kinds of bullshitty carve-outs for different kinds of lenders, so it was a huge mess, and 2) placating jim crow segregationists who resisted any attempts at all to expand federal power on principle. states' rights! so that's the background.
the weirdo fragmented state-level financial regulation was a deliberate outcome of the new deal's financial interventions. the new dealers wanted to expand credit to stimulate demand (as per the ideas of my man john maynard), but they had concerns about credit & wanted to limit it by keeping it tied closely into the traditional community relationships around local banks. this is a weird idea to me because i hate bankers but i did not become an adult until the twenty-first century. vanatta doesn't talk about antisemitism or cultural ideas about bankers at all so far, which is fine because the book can't be about everything, but i am very curious about it now. anyway that's the background for why marquette happened at all: on purpose, most financial regulation in the united states occurred at the state level, which is incredibly stupid but then here we are #laboratoriesofdemocracy
i should really read mehrsa baradaran's how the other half banks next. writing that down so i remember. i want to know more things about informal credit, the gray economy, regulatory failures, things of that nature
mastercard [well, the bank card network that became mastercard] was founded in buffalo because visa [well, the bank card division of bank of america, which became visa] had a very specific franchising strategy in mind & they didn't care about upstate ny as a market. those clowns #upstatepride
#as a result of my vague disdain for twentieth century americanists (SORRY BUT I AM MOSTLY RIGHT)#i didn't know that much about the federalism stuff & i am pretty fascinated by it#debt as social control#well. vanatta isn't really talking about it that way but that's how i am thinking about it & that's my TAG#if you have thoughts or reading recs about historical consumer credit & associated issues please share!!#plastic capitalism#oh obv i also thought about ldpdl pulling out his credit card in that bar in 1973 <3#modern credit regime could literally only have been created in the wackass social & legal environment of the midcentury US#which is not like a Revelatory Claim or anything i just think it's helpful when you are trying to remember that the things presented#as natural & inescapable & imminently logical are in fact the product of particular political economy. credit is so naturalized here#et cui prodest?
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This isn’t a dig at those who do cosmetic enchantments, but please explain to me the logic of all these women who clearly have fillers in their face but are this concerned about red 40
#this isn’t an attack on those who do those#I’m just curious about the logic here#the full name for Botox literally has the word toxin#and some types of implant do cause health issues if they leak#if I see one more filler injected face going on about red 40 and plastics#I know some do react to red 40 but most are fine. it’s also not banned it Europe it’s just under a diff name#I say the same about anti vaxers who are fine injecting Botox and other things yet a vaccine is dangerous#most hair dye is also crazy high in formaldehyde#a lot of the weird fear mongering genuinely makes no sense to me#like being against all sugar unless it’s cane sugar or honey - as if it’s not still sugar#I know they don’t connect the dots but it’s just insane the things they will lecture us on
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hey uh. this kid on the episode of Grey's Anatomy I'm watching right now is the first character with my disability I've ever seen in any piece of media. ever


#mine#personal#grey's anatomy#he's having plastic surgery which i never wanted but. fair enough#i think the implication is that if they build his outer ears he's gonna be able to use them to hear though?#which i'm gonna have to put down to TV Logic it's a bit more complicated than that. but who knows everyone's different i guess
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No because Shrike IS this LPS.
No other LPS could be more fitting than #1
#monkey wrench#shrike sanchez#I want to just goof off with him and have stupid fun with LPS so much azfhgfgdhfjfhfhgj#“this plastic little terran toy dog I found reminded me of you so it's only logical to name him Shrike”#you think Shrike would like LPS popular?#Beebs would absolutely love LPS TELL ME IM WRONG
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Sorry for reblogging Skylanders stuff in the year 2024 like it’s still an active series. It will happen again
#*falls to my hands and knees* I MISS THIS SERIES SO MUCH#that one time the Xbox CEO said he’s vaugley interested in reviving the series is what keeps me going#I just want ports of the games on PC or something like how Disney Infinity is on Steam#I wanna recommend the series to friends cause I KNOW some friends of mine would love it#but i know logically I’m one of the few people actively into TTL collecting#I wouldn’t wish my addiction to plastic game bullshit on anyone#Skylanders#bc rambles
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not the skinniest (female) friend I have telling me she took up swimming to lose weight.......................................
#she's also the friend who really really wants plastic surgery..............#im afraid there's nothing I can do here she operates on a logic I cannot even begin to comprehend#cw weight mention#body image#bee tries to talk
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It has been established already that Detroit has a vintage, cracked Tamagotchi he names Avy [named after the smear of nearly illegible ink found on the back of a polaroid he has pinned to the wall beside his bed, featuring a group of smiling strangers at a festival of sorts, something about this preserved history appeals to him, a lot] … but what should he name the one-eyed rubber ducky he also finds at Mattix’s pawnshop?
#one eye has been rubbed off by time#he spends a lot of time wondering at the purpose of this duck#finds it almost as intriguing as when mattix shows him their magic 8 ball#which he thinks of as some sort of magical prophet#i love this android boy so much ;;#he could go the logical route and name it something stored in his knowledge database on the topic of ducks#name it after the vinyl plastic material. or the creator of the original rubber duck#or ernie or muppet when he reads on about the rubber duck on sesame street#or jeep when he reads about ducking jeeps#those feel less fun though than some spontaneous something or another#oc : detroit#oc : d3tr0 17
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No joke, I am still haunted by Colin's specificity with the logic gates
#i am less haunted by Mr. Bonzo. that's how much it bothers me#i know i know it's because the problem is in the computers not his brain#but in modern computers (and yes I'm counting those monstrosities as modern) logic gates are not a concern#they're not even the building blocks. they're the atom in the plastic molecule that makes up the building block#in ny other post i abstracted it a bit by talking about logic OPERATORS. but gates??? gates Colin???????? i am haunted by your words#mogologue#tmagp
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idk if it's dysphoria or just regular ol insecurity or if maybe i just have a more Autistic Face/Body Language than i realized but when i see pictures of myself smiling there's like a 90% chance i look at them and kind of flinch. i've never seen a picture of someone else smiling and thought they looked bad but i feel like i look like a huge dork in pictures when i'm just candidly happy and it makes me really sad that other people just sort of effortlessly look good in photos and no matter what i do i look like the Bullied Social Reject Who Gets Asked To Prom By A Popular Kid Who Wants To Come Off As Kind And Empathetic
#eugh sorry this is such a shallow insecurity#literally one of my biggest sources of dysphoria is just. My Lips. as a kid i would constantly get asked if i was wearing lipstick#and that question lessened overtime because it's like. expected that someone who's usually read as a woman would be wearing lipstick#i used to literally practice holding my face/doing expressions in the mirror in a way that would minimize how much my lips stood out lmao#it's not even a feminine trait!!!! like it's not my fault western beauty standards expect men to have thin colorless lips#almost all the (cis) men on my mom's side of the family have Big Red Feminine Lips and it's. like. fine. lips aren't fucking gendered#but dysphoria knows know logic and that compounded with the fact that my expressions genuinely tend to be a little wonky#just. makes me feel Really Bad about my face in pictures#idk i just Hate My Smile and i feel like it makes me look ugly and like. i'm not gonna go get plastic surgery about it or whatever because#for me at least that feels really extreme and like an insecurity rabbit hole i dont want to go down#but also like. i just hate that i look shitty in almost every picture#and the only good pictures of me are carefully posed to look Pensive And Vaguely Sorrowful(tm)
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This bruise refuses to go away 😑
#i feel so. anemic coded. traumacore coded.#this is from having my blood drawn. for some reason the plastic tube i had in my other arm barely left a mark? wheres the logic#sar3nka.jpg
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Im making a neocities to replace and improve upon this blog. Very exciting development
#sometimes i feel like a town crier but like#only for things that interest me personally#like just a dude on horseback riding through town at 4am like#''I GOT MY TAX RETURN BACK. IT WAS $103.''#and people go back to sleep#anyway coding is both easier than i ever thought and also very very hard#like#very easy to do super super basic stuff#and people have done a lot of work to make it super easy to get started#there are html generators i found that do the basic foundation leg work for you to start#(super appreciate the people who made those)#and doing small basic edits to a pre existing code is easy#but uh#things get so much more complex#and when you KNOW theres a small error somewhere but you cant find it???#finding the error is like. lowkey brain melting#keeping track of everything when its still in progress is hard#and alao tbh ive always struggled to like#perceive the concept of software#like theres just this disconnect in my head#i have a brick of plastic and metal in my hand#and i can generally understand how it was constructed in specific ways to channel electric charges in a way to cause certain effects#but then the idea that you have this lengthy hypothetical and nontangible logic exercise just. SOMEHOW contained within it.#and that is the key to the physical item doing what you want it to#my brain just really struggles with that#so talking about code too in depth confuses me no matter how accessibly its phrased#just. its a math problem. its word problems. its logic problems. i can solve puzzles.#i cannot comprehend the continuum between the thought puzzles and the chunk of physical material in my hands#anyway#devilman am i right
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got so angry yesterday after the match i went to sleep mad and just woke up to go to work still mad
#i hate football#fuck whoever invented this game#liverpool fc#and like. i know logically this is fine. we have the cup final on the weekend & gonna be premier champions#and that's massive for the team and on slot's first season#but yet!!!!!!!#i got excited about the treble on slot's debut. Just like last year at the idea of the treble on klopp's departure#this team deserves so much more#the last decade at liverpool has been so good#it's unfair they don't have more silverware to show it#and i hate i HATE that these kind of loses seem to be saying that you should let your team be brought by a qatari prince looking to launder#dirty oil money. and i refuse to let football become that#it's so tiresome trying to keep culture and tradition and spirit and history and pedigree when u see these plastic teams buy their way in#ughhhhhhhhhhh im so mad still#and worse of all is that i can't open twitter bc i know im gonna be flooded with people whining and crying and shit takes#fuck this all#i need to look at photos of current patrick to feel better
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