#Preschool Classes
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physeng(write, file, "tco_physeng_breakdown.png");
to:compiler {file}
to:compiler {txt: "Internet and Outernet are full of StickFigures with similar body plans, so there are optimizations for rendering vector strokes specifically. it's way more efficient to use those optimizations than keep calculating perfect spheres for no aesthetic benefit."}
{txt: "btw why haven't heat issues been patched yet"}
{txt: "i fixed this years ago for the latest model. remember."}
from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. The avast! nodes will appreciate the credits. TheChosenOne.exe has been unreachable for some time."}
to:compiler {txt: "you mean OuternetPhysEng still won't update their programs"}
from:compiler {txt: "Yes."}
to:compiler {txt: "and still won't provide a specific location?"}
from:compiler {txt: "Do not allow them to bring up the moral argument again."}
to:compiler {txt: "OK. fine. yes. i will spare both of us"}
to:compiler {txt: "abridged or full docs?"}
from:compiler {txt: "Abridged. Please describe the acronyms."}
to:compiler {txt: "ofc"}
{txt: "
sel.per.filter: standard StickFigure component (src)*****. invisible membrane with special collision properties. protects mouthparts.
H2O scoop: avast! code. implements water retrieval from ambient air.
EIS: avast! code. destroys ingested materials identified as, "dangerous" before they reach internal systems.
SOS: avast! code. they only said this one was, "used for control."
ECL: avast! code. recycles some forms of contact energy.
THROUGHLINE: base code, initialization data, and processing space for vitals. found in some form in all StickFigure-type worms. following unique sectors noted: Black Hole Monitoring System, Basic Intake Threat Enum, Fly By Wire.
smaller points list other vital and peripheral systems.
"}
from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. That's enough."}
end(physeng());
@compressedrage as per my previous email /silly
related: pliable stick figure biotech
#part silly part serious effort part headcanon lore dump part speculation part diegetic technical document-#the most complex diagram i ever-#anD the entire interconnected system of hcs ive had on TCO functionality to date.#pleeeeeeease ask me about it :33333 if u wanna#of course chosen would have no clue about Any of these specifics. that's like expecting a preschooler to know the Krebs Cycle.#meaning no insult to their intelligence - just that there's no way for them to know unless someone tells em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#and there's no junior high Health class for elusive hi-PWR sticks. seems like these two are big fans though(?)#;3#***** ''filter is a two-way selectively permeable membrane that allows some objects through and rejects others ...#... can: filter gases from liquids ... cannot: filter microparticles (smoke [or] aerosols)''#--/ art#--/ story#alan becker#ava the chosen one#animator vs animation#subpixels#executable!au#ava au
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I don’t think I have that much reach on this blog but I’d still like to try this:
Aros and aces, if you ever in the past did that thing of strategically planning out your crushes cuz amatonormativity, reblog explaining how your selection process was 💀.
I’ll start: in the 6th grade I picked out like the only decent boy in my class and thought “yeah I’m going to have a crush on him.” I did not believe in any way that I would be able to realistically date him, but I was proud to accomplish my apparent duty to have a crush 😌.
I manually stopped the “crush” after another other girl bothered me endlessly about it.
#aromantic#asexual#AroAce#I kinda did a similar thing in preschool but like way less thought out#I learned what a crush was and I picked like the first boy in my class I could think of#I feel like I didn’t actually have a real crush until like high school#and it was with a guy who I only developed feelings for after we became really good friends#that was my first bf#haven’t felt that way since and while it was great im in no rush to start again anytime soon
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i'm so glad this week is over is there something in the air because customers have been customering lately
#ade.txt#there was a highlight tho i had a class with preschoolers#and it was some of the best fun ive had in a While
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Don't imagine Lorroakin's battle gone badly. Don't imagine Rolan taking a killing blow meant for Tav. Don't imagine Alyn shoving lorroakin out the back window of his tower while Tav kneels by a quickly bleeding Rolan and desperately trying to heal him. Don't imagine the wound being magical and resistant to healing. Don't imagine rolan stroking Tav's face while telling them, "You were my new dream." Don't do it.
#my preschool class watched Tangled today#and I couldn't NOT be Hyperfixated#bg3 rolan#bg3#i am a mess#the hold this man has on me#rolan/tav#rolan x tav#rolan#rolan x reader
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I remembered the post I made way back at the beginning of the school year telling the story about my math teacher playing Mama by MCR in class and how shocked I was, but like this lady has made me have SO. MANY. VISCERAL. REACTIONS. In a public place! Every couple of weeks (if I make it that long) she manages to play some song that I have to fight God to not sing along to (like holy fuck, I'm a choir kid, I'm a theater kid, we know, we get the point, quit torturing me). But like she played Sailor Song one day when it was literally my favorite song and the only song I was listening to at that point and I was like... actually singing a TEENY TINY bit SUPER quietly just because I was with my friend who was also singing.
But I can't even count on one hand anymore the amount of times she's played Eye of the Tiger and I have FREAKED OUT, immediately imagined Jensen during that one Supernatural blooper in Yellow Fever, and wanted to go home to watch 10 episodes so fucking bad but still have school and work left afterwards.
#I have such a horrible visceral relationship with music#In my last hour history class you can sometimes hear the other choir kids singing#AND WHEN I CAN SO HELP ME GOD#there's two choir classes#one is a show choir and one isn't and i'm in the one that isn't because I can NOT dance#absolutely zero coordination skills in me#worse than a preschooler i swear#but both choirs sing a LOT of the same songs#the only songs they sing that we don't are the ones that have a dance to them obviously#but sometimes you can hear them singing last hour because there's like 30 of them and only like 10 normal choir kids#and no normal choir kids are in my last hour so it's just me mouthing the words and TWEAKING OUT#also the amount of times I've been in my car or a public place and some random 70s rock song comes on and i'm like#Fuckkkkk#I only relate this song to supernatural#but I have like 30 songs that I hear and immediately am like OH NO SUPERNATURAL#and desperately want to go home and watch#me and my love of music#music#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#jensen ackles#jensen fucking ackles#sailor song#eye of the tiger
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Prowl was that kid who cleaned up after himself and everyone else in school.
Change my mind.
#in preschool I was the kid who bossed around my class during cleanup time and argued with classmates about the FACTS#let’s just say I was never popular lol#thankfully I cared about being popular about as much as Prowl does#idw transformers#tf idw#idw1#exrid#idw sideswipe#idw optimus prime#idw jetfire#idw prowl#the wolf of petrex#nova reads exrid
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I don't ship any Deltarune characters really, I mostly just enjoy the characters' relationships as they are happening, and like all the main characters are kids anyway. however. I do so very deeply enjoy Kris and Susie's relationship. they're like THE ultimate bond. they are ride or die for each other, they are taking blows for each other, they are sharing every single brain cell they have combined, they're practically inseperable. and they've been friends for THREE DAYS. THREE DAYS!!!
#nerd alert#ik a lot of ppl do ship them romantically and like i dont have an issue with that but for me i think its beyond romance#like its a bond that is so strong and natural that it surpasses romance or friendship or family bonds. its like. i dont know#its like the kind of bond that a couple of preschoolers have after 5 seconds of conversation about their favorite color#but happening between 2 misunderstood teenagers who are a lot more complex and mature as people than preschoolers#yet still finding that connection so quickly#and yeah i know it took a few hours in chapter 1 to get susie on board. but like even considering that. like. its so wild#kinda reminds me of in college when i showed up on the first day of my world history class and there was 1 person there who i kinda#knew by proximity via friends of friends i saw a lot in the college cafeteria while my ex hung out and played mtg#and we were both like OH HEY I KINDA KNOW YOU. LETS SIT TOGETHER and then we became best friends like right away.#maryann if youre reading this. hiiiiii hi hi 🩵
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#pokemon npcs#koffing#I love the idea of this little girl and her koffing#trainer class: preschooler#(not really but)#rby#pokémon yellow#kanto
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kids are so cute lmao
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sciel as an early childhood teacher for her main job and then teaching dance (ballet!!!!!) lessons for young kids a few nights a week and calling her students her kids i’m unwell

#as someone who did dance classes from preschool until 6th grade. sciel is so tough for putting up w these fucking kids HFKSFHEKFHSKFB#01. ↣『 ooc 』
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SEND PRAYERS GIRLES FALL SEMESTER STARTS TOMORROW BRIGHT AND EARLY
#so excited for my math and science classes#also having a crisis because I love my preschool teaching position#but I know I’ll have to give it up if I want to peruse a forensics career#I want to do BOTH
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whoever told my nephew about skibidi toilet will feel my wrath
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je suis ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué des maintenant
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my parents being so anti psychiatry is still so insane to me because it's like
my parents to me all my childhood: we used to think that you had a hearing disorder because you would be able to hear but not listen to people.
a therapist to me 20 years later: hey so did you ever consider that you have an attention disorder
#the one time in preschool where the class had inside but i was still in the playground when i was like. fucking 3#lost in my own little world#i barely remember this anymore but my parents definitely do because the teachers told them so sometimes they bring it up. lmao.#girl.......
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the one downside of being an adoring auntie is all the hand foot and mouth disease
#i got it like... a couple years back from a friend's kid. and now the baby's entire preschool class is afflicted#i guess i should go to the stupid doctor and check if I have it again#psir
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