#Real-Time Invoice Processing

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Best LHDN- services in Malaysia

What Is Middleware in the Context of E-Invoicing?

Middleware acts as the bridge between your internal ERP or accounting system and the MyInvois API. It handles data transformation, validation, error handling, authentication, and communication with the electronic invoicing system.

Instead of trying to retrofit complex LHDN requirements into your legacy ERP, middleware offers a decoupled and flexible layer that can:

Validate and map invoice data to the official e invoice format

Handle real-time communication and responses from MyInvois

Queue, retry, and track each digital invoice format submission

Log every transaction for audit and compliance purposes

A well-designed middleware ensures your invoice in Malaysia is not just submitted but accepted without rejections, delays, or compliance risks.

Understanding MyInvois API and Its Role in the e Invoice Ecosystem

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[artisticdivasworld]

Streamlining Trucking Finances with Digital Invoice Management

Let’s talk invoices. I know, it might not be the most exciting topic when you’re out on the road, but stick with me for a minute—it’s actually smart for your business. Tired of handling stacks of paper invoices? It’s like trying to navigate rush hour traffic with a broken GPS. Papers get lost, numbers get messed up, and chasing down payments can feel like an endless loop. But here’s some good…

[tegabyte]

Inquire within!

I'm trying to keep this low enough impact that I can accomplish them. I can sketch fairly quick enough, even if it's a full body (though that DOES take me longer), and I think I can manage this.

Feel free to peruse my art tags and see if I can draw for you.

Some other notes under a read more because I talk a lot:

I can be contacted via tumblr askbox, at the least, and I can contact you for more discussion via DMs after that. I also have a discord, and if I actually have a density of commission requests I can make a discord server to invite you into for more conversation. (I have several servers, admittedly, including one for artists/creatives, but it might be rude to clutter those with commission talk.) If you must reach out to me somewhere else, I have a bluesky or you can email me (ageofzero@live.com)

I have a ko-fi for payment, or paypal. I've used the latter more often and I can figure out the invoice thing if that's your preference.

I'm a primarily humanform artist. I can do human +wings, perhaps horns, or a mermaid tail, but I typically draw humankind and human shapes. I'm not set up to be a furry artist, and I want to be able to work faster than having to figure out animal shapes on the fly would allow me. I might be willing to draw a small animal companion with your character of choice, but that's a big maybe.

I know I wrote the vague "portrait" up there in the image, and I stand by that, but I realized that could also include things like video game avatars, and (variable)-sonas (trollsonas, for example). Still in the human limits, but with additional fun involved.

I'm pretty mild across the board as far as internet users go, and I forgot to write it on the image itself, but I won't do heavy gore stuff either. Blood and wounds are okay, that's fairly mild, but I won't draw guts spilling out or severe eye damage or stuff like that. That's probably not in the purview of sketch commissions anyway, but I would rather not have to deal with gore.

I will give you a quote if we have to negotiate additional details that'll cost more than my base price before I get started, and you're free to say that you can't commission me if you want at that point. No hard feelings, I get that money's tight across the board. I'm trying to find the bridge between making it worthwhile for what I'm offering and also making it reasonable for me to earn the bare amount of what I need.

I'm okay with drawing your ship of choice if you're willing to pay for it and give me a little more time to work out the positioning of characters. hand holding is hard, haha. I won't draw lolicon/shotacon, and I still won't draw sex, but we can talk around what else there is.

I'm not up to doing a fully rendered/fully colored commission right now, I haven't had a good track record with going through the full process digitally. Unless we have a really compelling discussion and I get paid real good, or I do it traditionally after that discussion, that's not something I'm offering fully.

I will send you the commissioner the full size png when I'm all done, but I'll post a smaller tumblr-size jpg on my blog, after payment is received. Unless you'd rather otherwise, in which case we'll talk about it and I'm willing to leave it unposted. You're not allowed to post it yourself or use it (as an avatar for example) without proper credit to me, and DEFINITELY you're not allowed to feed it to some image generating "AI" dataset.

I will offer these in traditional options (pencils and micron pens), but I can't stream the process on discord.

I don't have a formal contract to offer anyone, and I don't wanna figure out a google forms thing. My conditions are fairly reasonable and within my means, I think. Don't post my art or give it to AI, you don't get the image until I've gotten paid.

I think that's it? I hope that's it, I've been out of the game for a whiiiile.

...this is a top tier Genesis I've drawn for this commission post tbh

[kenzdolls]

POMNI RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS .

⌗ pairing: (tadc) pomni x gn! reader

⌗ warnings: lowercase intended, spoilers from episode 5

⌗ a/n: none! but you CAN request me stuff in my inbox, thx + enjoy!

MEETING YOU:

▹ she literally JUMPS out of her skin when she first sees you appear in the circus (like more than usual) because wow there's actually someone new and she's not the newest member anymore??? thank god

▹ immediately starts rambling about escape routes and exit doors while you're still processing the whole "welcome to your new digital body" thing because priorities??? (she's actually just projecting her own panic onto you but shhh)

▹ gets weirdly protective of you during your first few adventures because she remembers how overwhelming everything was and still is let's be real and keeps trying to subtly (not subtly at all) steer you away from the more dangerous parts

▹ bonds with you over complaining about the food situation because WHAT even are those things caine serves??? back when she was doing accounting for that supermarket chain she at least knew what actual food looked like (even if it was just through invoices and spreadsheets)

▹ accidentally mentions her old hobby of exploring abandoned buildings while trying to explain why she's always looking for exits and you're like "wait that's actually really cool" and she gets all flustered because no one's ever called her weird urban exploration thing cool before

▹ starts leaving little digital origami figures in your room (she figured out how to manipulate the code just enough to fold paper-like objects) because she's awkward with words but wants you to know she cares about your adjustment

▹ definitely searches through every nook and cranny of the circus with you looking for exits even though she's already checked most places 47 times because having a search buddy makes it feel less hopeless

HER FALLING IN LOVE:

▹ becomes an absolute MESS around you like she was already anxious but now she's anxious AND flustered which is just fantastic for her mental state

▹ starts overthinking every single interaction you have because did that laugh mean they think she's funny or were they laughing AT her??? (it was the former but anxiety brain says otherwise)

▹ gets irrationally jealous when you hang out with the other circus members because what if you like them better??? what if you think Ragatha's more put-together or Jax is funnier??? what if you figure out she's just a mess of a person

▹ remembers weirdly specific things about you that you mentioned once in passing and brings them up later like "oh you said you liked that shade of blue 3 weeks ago" and then panics because she sounds like a stalker

▹ starts "accidentally" timing her exploration sessions to coincide with when you're free because she definitely wasn't paying attention to your schedule or anything she totally was

▹ has full conversations with herself in her room practicing what she'll say to you tomorrow and then immediately forgets everything the moment she sees you

▹ gets way too invested in protecting you during adventures to the point where she's basically throwing herself in front of every potential danger because the thought of you getting hurt makes her stomach do those digital butterfly things

▹ may or may not have tried to recreate some of her old abandoned building exploration routes in dreams just so she could imagine showing you all the cool places she used to document (before remembering that dreams in the digital circus are… complicated)

▹ starts paying more attention to how she looks which is weird because she never cared before but now she's worried her jester outfit makes her look ridiculous more ridiculous

▹ absolutely MELTS when you remember little things about her past life or actually seem interested in her accounting stories because wow someone actually cares about her boring spreadsheet days???

DATING HER:

▹ is constantly amazed that you actually want to be with her like "are you SURE??? you could literally be with anyone else here and you chose the anxious mess???" (you have to reassure her daily)

▹ becomes your personal worry machine because you're going on an adventure? she's already thought of 47 ways it could go wrong. you're talking to caine? she's right there ready to intervene if he gets too weird about it

▹ shares all her escape theories with you in detail and gets SO excited when you actually listen and contribute ideas because finally someone takes her seriously about finding a way out

▹ has definitely tried to teach you her old urban exploration techniques even though they don't really apply in a digital world (but you humor her anyway and she loves you for it)

▹ gives you her digital origami creations but now they're shaped like hearts and flowers and she gets embarrassed every time because "it's not like I'm being romantic or anything they're just… folded objects"

▹ secretly loves when you play with her jester hat bells because it's soothing but she'll never admit it makes her feel all soft inside

▹ tells you stories about her old accounting job and how she used to sneak out to explore buildings during lunch breaks, and how she always filmed everything but never showed anyone because people thought it was weird (you think it's amazing and she nearly cries)

▹ gets VERY protective during circus activities and has absolutely snapped at jax for putting you in danger because "that's MY anxious emotional support person you're messing with"

▹ has panic attacks sometimes and you're the only one who can calm her down by just sitting with her and letting her ramble about exit strategies until she feels grounded again

▹ definitely fantasizes about showing you all her old exploration spots if you ever get out of the circus and gets sad because what if her old camera equipment is gone??? what if those buildings got torn down??? (you promise to explore new places together)

▹ loves quiet moments where you just exist together because the circus is loud and chaotic but you make everything feel calmer somehow

▹ has absolutely considered the logistics of a digital circus wedding because even if nothing feels real anymore, being with you feels like the most real thing she's experienced since getting trapped

⌗ taglist: @idexmids @siriuslyginnychase @eleteo125 @st4r-dustx @corpsebridenightamare @boreaswrites [OPEN]

✦ REQUESTS ARE OPEN! ✦

© KENZDOLLS 2025 . do not copy, translate, or plagiarize my work in anyway including the use of ai onto any other social media platforms or it will permit an instant block on all platforms.

[sweetest-honeybee]

- Commissions as of July 7, 2024 -

What’s new?

Payment Process (Redone into a Half-and-Half; Limited to PayPal Invoicing)

Character Limit; Reduced Extra Character Price

No Backgrounds

60 Day Hard Turnaround Limit (Note, limit, as in the longest it may take to complete a piece. This number is not indicative of how long a commission may actually take. Completion times vary and may be significantly less.)

No more customs! (Generally failed long term)

**All examples in this sheet are real commissions

Please Read My Terms and Conditions (Terms include request details, client rights, payment, turnaround, and refunding processes)

More commission examples? Take a look!

- 3 Slot System; Slots are privately monitored by me and opened as completed pieces come along. Slots will be updated publicly in my bio on a daily basis. -

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Hello! Finally moved out to my own home which means room for taking up commissions again with much less stress. Since I’ve closed them, I took a while to rework some things I was continuously struggling with and mistakes in the commission process I was making, so some limits were put on the pieces themselves to avoid overworking and the entire payment process was redone as well to ensure both parties are fairly compensated :)

I can’t stress enough how important reading the terms are, both because I spent a pretty good along of time working on them and that I’d like for y’all as the clients to know exactly how I intend to go about the process and what your part is in that process and what to expect

Otherwise, I look forward to working with y’all again! :D 💛💛

[maikaartwork]

Hello,! I am artist that has started newly sharing my art here. I have gotten a couple comments under my posts asking if I do commission, and on one someone warned me it could be a scam. I got a message from a different person asking for a commission. Here is pics from the conversation. For this one, since it’s my first official ask, I am not asking for money (also I can’t really GET scammed that way), but do you think this would have been a scam,?

I saw a post you made about being careful of scams, thank you for it

First: you did so well, congrats! You were so respectful and pleasant, didn't let them pull you into paying, keeping your goal in mind, being patient about your boundary, love to see it!

It does look scammy to me, yes.

Although it could have also been a dense boomer (using this as a loose description generally for someone that has no idea how Internet works and how much portfolio is worth to an artist building an audience) or someone that is really, really bad with English (and reading comprehension). Is that likely? Not really, but I always try to give the benefit of the doubt.

I sometimes do a reverse image search through google images, just to see if the photos I am presented with are just pulled from google.

If you're still unsure, you can always ask for more photos of that person from different angles - best case scenario, they are a real client and you get more reference pics for shading or face shape or whatever. Worst case: they can't provide any because they are a lying liar that lies and has pics of some rando they found on their grandma's facebook and will not waste time on you and your pesky questions.

In the future, when money gets involved, that's when you'll clearly know. Fishing for PayPal details, offering generous tips, not taking any alternative payment options, rushing the payment process - you know the drill.

In the future, just keep doing what you're doing - be as lovely as you were here and keep your assertive stance about using actually secure payment methods - ko-fi, paypal invoices, hell, even Patreon has a shop option now. Anything that can be cancelled by the buyer post-commission - BAD. I'm assuming you got to me through that one post I made a while ago, so I won't repeat myself too much ;)

For those that are reading this and have no idea what the post is: you can find it HERE.

There is also a deep-dive on how these scams work post from @scam-alerts HERE. I don't pretend to be an expert so feel free to do research of your own.

Finally: I wish you all the best on your artistic journey, hope it brings you much joy and success!

[nanamineedstherapy]

Crack Extended Cut: Third Wheeling Your Own Marriage

F!Non-Sorceress CEO Reader x Gojo Satoru x Nanami Kento

A/N: Hello. This is not a drill. Nor is it essential to the main plot. This is the DLC side quest that unlocks when your marriage turns into a corporate hostage situation and your therapist writes war reports in scented ink. I present to you: the fic where your postpartum calendar has more kill zones than a military campaign. This one-shot contains: A tactical NanamiA feral Gojo who thinks “time” is a suggestion A reader held together by caffeine and spite And a support staff that deserves a collective raise and possibly divine intervention No plot, just vibes. No fantasy, just Gojo accusing your babies of tax fraud. Reblogs > therapy. Comments > hydration. I crave chaos like Gojo craves unregulated sugar intake. Now enter the battlefield responsibly. Tuesdays only.

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Pre-Shoot: Vogue Verification Interview Recording —Not For Public Release

Int. Briefing Room—Late night.

A silent camera blinked in the corner like it had seen things it wasn’t ready to process. This wasn’t the real interview—just a “vibe check,” according to the email. A pre-verification to confirm nobody would say anything libelous, horrifying, or Gojo-related on camera.

The staff had been summoned. Not invited. Summoned. Like spirits.

A whiteboard stood at the front of the room, bleeding unhinged red ink:

Nanami-San’s Postpartum Operations & Domestic Warfare Protocol (V.17.6.4B)

Below it:

Postpartum Infantry: Rules Of Engagement

Weapons Free = Tuesdays Only —underlined three times.

Keji stood beside it like a grim-faced ghost from a failed banking career. He flipped through a leather-bound operations manual with a pen clenched between his teeth and the eyes of a man who had held your hair back while you vomited from prenatal vitamins and regret.

Someone had left a half-eaten mochi on a legal folder. Someone else held up a single baby sock with tongs, like it was evidence from a crime scene.

“If I don’t make it out of this,” Keji muttered, “delete my browser history and feed Takahashi. Norwegian sardines only. Room temp. Sprinkled with shame.”

The door hissed open with the threat of management.

Enter: Nanami Kento.

Tactical trousers. Black turtleneck. Sleeves rolled with Swiss-watch precision. The expression of a man prepared to deliver disappointing performance reviews and execute people over misfiled invoices.

He didn’t say a word. Just dropped a laminated master schedule onto the polished walnut table like a war crime.

The staff exhaled collectively, like they'd been holding their breath since week 12 of your pregnancy.

Behind him: Gojo Satoru.

He strolled in late, sipping an electric blue drink from a child’s sippy cup shaped like a bear. No shoes. Chest visible under open robe, sweatpants. One sock had a hole in the toe. His hair looked expensive, and his smirk said he knew it.

He radiated power, chaos, and the energy of someone who didn’t believe in chairs.

“Who moved my peach gummies?” he asked the room, deadpan. “Someone’s lying. I can smell fear.”

And then, you.

Barefoot. Hoodie stretched over a bump that could clear a subway seat in under four seconds. Pajama pants. Laptop under one arm, half-eaten protein cookie in the other. You weren’t late, just existing on your own non-Euclidean timeline now.

Your posture: collapsing. Your dignity: questionable. Your husbands: problematic.

Nanami cracked a pointer stick against the table like a courtroom gavel. “The schedule is sacred. That includes hydration windows and postnatal exorcism rotations.”

Gojo leaned toward the baby monitor mounted on the wall, whispering like it was a co-conspirator. “I’m going to teach them to cry in Morse code. Every blink means ‘fart.’”

You sank into a chair like you’d been shot. Your laptop slid out of your arm. You didn't flinch as Keji caught it. Your head lolled sideways—Nanami caught it with the side of his neck without looking, like this happened three times a day.

“I don’t know either of these men,” you told the camera, voice flat as you yawned. “I met them on Craigslist. They won’t leave.”

Gojo gave the camera a peace sign with one hand while texting with the other. "She's lying. I was advertised as a limited-edition collectible. Fully poseable with infinite attachments. No refunds."

Nanami didn’t look up. “No perfume in the nursery. No microwave-heated formula. And under no circumstances is anyone allowed to call the pacifier a ‘binky.’ This is a Japanese household. Not a sitcom.”

CUT TO: Staff lineup; each stood like extras in a corporate thriller that got too real too fast. Their vibes screamed “LinkedIn Premium” with undertones of “We were not trained for this.”

Int. Staff Conference Room—Pre-Shoot Day (Camera: Silent, Judgmental)

STAFF ROLL CALL:

Cursed-Artifact Housekeeper (¥20M+)

Ex-Vatican restorationist. Has opinions about demons. Dusts while muttering “Dies irae.” Once threw bleach on a haunted Fenty gloss. Still invoices Nanami in Latin.

Pregnancy-Specific Chef (¥35M+):

Michelin-starred. Male. Korean-Mexican fusion. Wept when Gojo requested “a smoothie that tastes like unresolved childhood abandonment.” Currently sourcing artisanal wasabi for anti-nausea tea. May be possessed.

Cybersecurity Lead (¥40M+):

Ex-CIA. Latina trans woman. Tatted in binary. Regularly hacks into Gojo’s fanmail database to block “OnlyFans” proposals. Helped Madame leave the country overnight (husbands suspect her involvement but are too terrified of looking her in the eye). Quietly reroutes paparazzi drones and blocks fans mailing Gojo erotic origami and “used sanitary products.” (You had given then strict instructions to never Gojo be traumatized like that. And that was the most important rule.) She and Madame share silent eye contact whenever the men get unhinged now, which screams, “Let the men speak, but never trust their judgment.”

Smart-Home Engineer (¥38M+):

Filipino. Nonbinary. Built a Wi-Fi stabilizer that prevented the twins from toggling Doomsday Mode via uterus kicks. Also installed a voice-activated "Nanami Cooldown Mode." It just plays whale sounds. Doesn't work. They now live under the table during briefings, taping baby-proof foam strips to every sharp corner like it’s an active warzone.

Sommelier/Other Butler (¥20M+):

Ex-mistress handler. Moroccan. Mastered in tea ceremonies. Now curates Gojo’s obsession with bubblegum candy-flavored tequila with real sake. Hasn’t spoken to Nanami since the “your scotch lacks character” incident. Passive-aggressive tray clinks intensify weekly.

Family Assistant (¥80M+):

Ex-G7 UN Summit Logistics Head. Japanese Female. Ex-JSDF Special Forces. Trained in executive protection and electronic countermeasures.

Now manages three calendars:

—Wife’s Business affairs

—Nanami’s postnatal defense doctrine

—Gojo’s untraceable activities (e.g., “baby yoga raves” and “hibernation days”)

Never blinks. Might be legally dead inside. Files tax returns in combat boots.

Gojo Whisperer (¥25M+):

Ex-BTS manager from Busan. Korean, 22/Male. Fluent in TikTok, baby psychology, and tactical concealer.

Stops Gojo from buying entire candy factories "for the babies." Sometimes, a budget magician when Gojo needs to be distracted. Manages his spontaneous "daddy-dates" (he keeps trying to drag Madame to onsen trips).

Falsifies ¥10M+/week expense reports to keep Gojo’s sugar empire hidden from Nanami; wife continues to spoil him.

Has a licensed industrial-grade taser for when Gojo gets the zoomies. (Gojo is yet to figure out which one of his spouses gave him that.)

Authorized to use it when Gojo hits Mach 3 after fruit snacks.

They all stared at the camera with thousand-yard stares. One was sweating so hard his collar had fused to his neck. Another mouthed the word “help” while clutching a binky like a rosary.

Keji—the Head of Ops—looked up from the whiteboard of doom and met your eyes with bleak hope.

“Is it too late to transfer to the Shibuya branch?”

“No one survived the Shibuya branch,” Nanami said dryly.

Gojo added, “And they didn’t even have your beloved Madame to save you.”

Keji rolled his eyes and sighed; this was just the prep day.

Camera: Blinking like it wanted to quit.

Sound: Still muted.

Vibes: War.

You were half-asleep in a hoodie and pajama pants, laptop now balanced on your bump, chewing your fourth protein cookie with the same energy as a raccoon mid-heist. Your head rested on Gojo’s shoulder until you leaned the wrong way, and Nanami instinctively caught it against his neck without looking up. They knew it before you, that the third trimester had you either climbing the walls or falling asleep mid-walk.

Keji looked haunted, eyes hollow as he addressed the camera. "Last week, Nanami-san asked me if I could calculate the milk-to-curd ratio in breast milk. I said no. He said he was ‘disappointed but not surprised.’ I haven’t known peace since."

Across the room, Gojo glared at the entire staff with a sort of whimsical malice that made the power flicker. "If any of you so much as breathe weird around my wife," he said slowly, “I will erase your entire bloodline from history like Thanos, but hotter and funnier.”

You, mid-cookie, squinted. "Who laminated the poop log?"

Nanami, without even glancing up from the documents, replied simply, "For consistency."

The family assistant looked directly into the camera. Her voice was calm, but her eyes screamed war trauma. "I used to negotiate nuclear ceasefires. Now I track nipple balm expiration dates."

Nanami clicked his pen like it was a detonator. "Moving on: Emergency protocol in case of Gojo malfunction."

Keji, smiling at the camera, said, "I am the malfunction protocol."

Nanami had already moved on. "All visitors are now subject to background checks. That includes the lactation consultant and the diaper delivery guy. One of them may be a c-user."

The staff, in perfect sync, turned toward the camera and said as one, "We live in hell."

You, sipping matcha like it was a tranquilizer, gave a wistful smile. "I love them. I also want to strangle them both with my display cable."

Gojo, suddenly grave, spoke with the conviction of a cult leader. "Our babies are probably going to burp a 7.5 on the Richter scale. They're strong. Like me."

Keji, tapping the whiteboard with the air of someone losing grip on reality, muttered, "Next slide."

You addressed the camera, monotone. "I founded a trillion-plus-dollar gaming company. I hold three postgraduate degrees. My CHRO made Forbes under 25. And I’m in a mandatory tactical briefing about... pacifiers."

Nanami, flipping to the next chart, continued unfazed. "Section 4A. Microwave usage is strictly forbidden. All formula is to be temperature-verified manually. Twice."

Gojo mock-whispered, "He once used a laser thermometer on me when I had a fever. Told me I was ‘not up to code.’"

Your eyes met the cybersecurity lead’s across the room. No words were exchanged. Just silent recognition. Mutual war veterans.

Keji, meanwhile, tried to quietly staple two copies of the Emergency Latch Failure Flowchart, but the staple jammed. He stared at it like it just insulted his mother.

Gojo, now sideways in a chair chewing a Pocky stick like a cigarette, asked, "Hypothetical. What if the babies explode? Not in a ‘haha’ way—but like biblically."

Nanami didn’t even pause. "I’ve accounted for it."

Gojo tilted his head slowly towards you and slid his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose with a single finger. Smirked. Then leaned into your space with that familiar looseness in his spine and a dangerous glint behind his lashes and stole a quick kiss. “...Okay.”

Before you could stop it, your lips twitched. A smile slipped through. You tried to bury it in your matcha, but your eyes were already shining.

Gojo noticed. Of course he did.

His grin curled, already leaning in for another kiss—

—but Nanami, still reading, extended one arm with clinical practice and shoved Gojo back into his chair without so much as a glance. Then, in the same fluid motion, he pulled you to his side by the curve of your waist like it was procedure. Like you hadn’t already been sitting close enough to share body heat.

You inhaled. Subtle. His cologne—woodsmoke, vetiver, clean linen. Your eyes were half-lidded before you caught yourself.

Nanami was aware. Didn’t comment. He merely flipped a page.

Just then, the sommelier entered with a lacquered tray of wine samplers resting on pastel bunny-shaped coasters. Gojo perked up. Your eyes narrowed.

You turned to Nanami. Gaze sharp. Daring him. Try it. Challenging him to drink so you can fight him today. Right now infact. Your hormones were jumping up and down to square up.

The sommelier, reading the room perfectly, murmured, "Non-alcoholic. For scent pairing analysis."

You sipped one, internally deflated that you couldn’t fight Nanami, and deadpanned, "Tastes like passive aggression and unpaid emotional labor."

Nanami exhaled slowly and rubbed his temple with the pad of his thumb. “The twins’ feeding chart is now synced to the smart-home alert system. There is no excuse for missed warm-up times.”

Under the conference table, the smart-home engineer gave a thumbs-up, fully tangled in foam strips and headphone cables.

Gojo raised his hand. “Follow-up: Is warm subjective?”

Nanami didn’t answer. He didn’t need to.

You tried to keep a straight face. You failed. Again.

Then, you turned to the camera, whispering, "They built a failsafe so I wouldn’t scream when the doorbell rings. I haven’t turned it off in six weeks."

Gojo suddenly yelled, "Question! If I accidentally ordered ten pounds of mango mochi, does that violate the 'no sugar after 3PM' clause?"

Nanami replied instantly, "Yes."

Gojo grinned, leaping up from his chair, and ran outside. "Good. It’s here."

Moments later, a scream echoed from the front door. Gojo re-entered the room, triumphant, robe flapping on top of his bare chest, mochi bag in hand.

The Gojo Whisperer stormed in behind him. "Sir, please stop chasing couriers with your robe open."

Nanami, without blinking, stated, "This is why we have tasers."

Keji looked into the lens and grinned. "I’m considering faking my own death. Not out of fear. Just boredom."

The whiteboard cleared as a new slide clicked into place.

Emergency Infant Power Surge Protocol: Level Orange

An ominous illustration of a baby surrounded by flames. Possibly prophetic.

Nanami, completely unbothered, said, "Drills begin Monday."

Gojo, now lying flat on the floor with his legs perched on a chair, muttered, "If I die in this meeting, bury me in the nursery. Tell the babies I tried."

You, now chewing the mochi Gojo gave you, eyes glazed, said, "I told Business Insider I was on sabbatical. This is not a sabbatical. This is a hostage situation with burp cloths."

Keji, with full deadpan gravitas, yanked the lever labeled ‘Practice Fire Only.’ "Meeting adjourned."

[Camera: Still Rolling]

[Tension: Unresolved]

[Vibes: Maximum]

[End Pre-Shoot Briefing]

A/N: Thank you for surviving this HR-compliant fever dream masquerading as domestic fluff. If you’re wondering whether the weapons are metaphorical, I’m legally not allowed to confirm. This fic was brought to you by: * A passive-aggressive butler with unresolved scotch trauma * A cybersecurity goddess who blocked Gojo's unsolicited foot pic subscribers * A sommelier with a vendetta and an exorcist who beefs with haunted lip gloss * And one extremely tired wife who never asked for twins, two husbands, or Tuesday warfare Leave a comment or reblog with: Your favorite cursed staff member What you think Gojo’s sippy cup drink was made of Whether Nanami has ever smiled in this scene (answer: no, but lie to me) Reblog if you'd hire the Gojo Whisperer. Comment if you'd run. Bookmark if you're also third-wheeling your own relationship bcs he won't stop hanging with his homies. Tag yourself. I'm the smart-home engineer living under the table.

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[lesbianashleywilliams]

So those of you who have been following me may have noticed that I all but disappeared for about three months...well, that's because I've been planning to go to Japanese language school, and the wheels have really begun to start turning!!!!!!

I have been given the opportunity of my lifetime to be able to attend a Japanese language course at the International Study Institute in Tokyo's Shinjuku Ward. The course runs for a year, with the opportunity to extend it to two years, if my grades and money are sound [insert sound of children cheering here].

Being able to study Japanese locally and long-term has been a life goal of mine since I was fourteen. Though I'll probably never be able to fulfill my teenage dream of being an interpreter/translator for expats, this feels like the next best thing. Due to suffering from several comorbid chronic conditions that have majorly altered my life, most notably the beast known as systemic lupus erythematosus, I will probably never be able to seize another chance like this ever again. I won't be going in as a total novice, as I was able to take a year's worth of 1000-level Japanese language courses in college…before I had to drop out…… Since then I've been self-studying and using language exchange apps for practice, but nothing will beat the experience of using it in the day-to-day.

At this point in time (January 2024), my first six months of tuition have already been paid for. I am currently in a quiet waiting period while I wait to get to the next steps of the Certificate of Eligibility/Student Visa process. Before that, though, I need to secure my flight and housing. For the sake of my health, safety, privacy and comfort, a sharehouse will not be an option; I will have to seek a private apartment. I am here today to request assistance with the aforementioned flight and initial housing costs. It's still too early to commit to either of those, but:

The average cost of flexible one-way flights from where I am to either of the two Tokyo metro airports (Haneda and Narita) is running around $1200

I am doing some preliminary apartment scouting and am hoping not to exceed $800 per month (I will be traveling with suitcases and will need to properly store them). The apartments I am looking at do not require a security deposit or key money, but will probably come with a guarantor fee.

Now because I'm not going over there through one of the more common avenues - through a university or a job - I have to do it myself. Real life has meant that I've had to dig into my bank balance a bit, and after paying for the first six months I'm a little under the 2 million yen (~$14k) threshold that Immigration likes to see for a year's study. I'm lucky enough in that I will at least have a regular source of (unearned) income, as well as a financial sponsor; it's just the bank balance, flight, and accommodation that are hanging me up. Right now I am setting the initial goal at $3000, but I expect to move those goalposts at least once. Any extra will go towards a flight home for the Christmas holidays in December. After that, it'll go towards paying down my credit cards as much as I can prior to leaving the United States.

I can provide my conditional letter of acceptance from ISI, as well as the school invoice and receipt of the bank transfer for the first six months of tuition upon request (identifying information redacted, of course).

Because there's still a couple of months until I'm set to fly out I put together a GoFundMe (now that's a name I haven't used in a while) to idly collect whatever help I can. At the very least I just need this post to circulate enough to eventually cast a wider net outside of Tungle.hell.

GoFundMe

If you can't use GFM, V3nmo and P4ypal are also options:

V3nmo: @/venus3palette

P4ypal: @/fantasytheater

Again: I'm not in that much of a hurry, and the situation isn't dire! Thank you for combing my wall of text!!!!

[pointdotiozao]

⭐️Wait list open! Slots available for November and December⭐️

You can see more of my art in my tags #myart and #art2024

DM me if you’re interested! Rbs are appreciated!

More info under the cut ↓

Process and general info

DM or email me (rose_captain@hotmail.com)* your inquiry so we can discuss the quotes and book you a slot if none are available at the moment. *I might take I little longer to reply emails.

Payments are made via PayPal invoices, I’ll need your PayPal email.

All prices are USD.

I start working after receiving half the payment upfront.

IMPORTANT: Give me a heads up if you change your url after getting a slot with me, so that later I can still find you!!

It’s alright if you need to reschedule your comm for another time, or even just cancel it, just let me know. No cancellations once I have started working though, and no refunds.

References are appreciated but not required, and well detailed descriptions work just fine, but please try to have all information necessary for the commission ready. (References and/or descriptions for the characters appearances, facial expressions, clothes, poses; background, if any; lighting/type of coloring.)

I won’t charge for tattoos of which you provide transparent pngs.

Additionally:

My wait list is just a rough estimation, the possibility I will be a bit late or a bit earlier than expected exists.

I reserve the right to refuse a commission.

I reserve the right to post my artwork and use it on my portfolio, but I’ll keep a commission private if so requested.

The commissions are for personal use only.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Will Do

OCs, fanart, ship art;

NSFW and fetish art;

Gore and body horror;

Humanoids and furries.

I’ll give almost anything a confident try! 👍

Won’t Do

Mecha;

Hateful imagery;

IRL shipping (doesn’t apply to actors interpreting characters);

Create new designs (characters, clothes, etc.);

And I will no longer be accepting irl face claims for painting style commissions (this doesn’t apply to realistic looking video-game characters).

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

The styles:

Sketch- just the early stage of the drawing, rough forms and somewhat messy lines. May include 1 rough color for emphasis;

Lineart- clean lineart with the brush of your choice (I have 3);

Flat colors- includes lineart and simple coloring, no shadows/source of light;

Shaded- includes lineart, more detailed coloring compared to flat colors, simple lighting/one source of light;

Painting- either pieces with no lineart (regardless of type of lighting), or those which have lineart + complex lighting/two or more sources of light.

〃く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

And finally, seen below are my other contact info. Most of these accounts are still empty and I honestly don’t plan on leaving tumblr, after all the real “tumblr is shutting down” is the friends we made along the way yadda yadda, but seriously my heart can’t take it anymore. I’ll rather be safe than sorry.

[mareastrorum]

I think some info about scams will help people grasp what Ludinus is doing.

You’ve no doubt received really shitty e-mail scams. Here’s your Excel invoice for something you didn’t order from Amazon, please ignore that the e-mail is misspelled, call this number if you have questions. Final notice to cancel this subscription you don’t have, ignore the other 20 people cc’d, click this personalized link to cancel. Your credit score sucks, [misspelled your name], but we’re got this amazing rate offer for you, limited time, finish the application process at our website. They’re so obvious. Why haven’t they improved at this?

They don’t want to get “better” at scamming because that’s part of their process. They don’t want calm, detail-oriented, or thoughtful people to contact them. They don’t want people who know enough about this to have a healthy amount of doubt. They want the people who are tired, stressed, emotional, and scared. Vulnerable. If a target missed those initial signs, they’ll be easier to manipulate.

Recruiting for the Ruby Vanguard works the same way. This is not the modern world. Most people are not educated. In addition, most are not magical. When a group of powerful, magical people comes along and offers a solution to all your worries, offers you a place to belong and develop powers that finally seem to make sense, doesn’t it just feel like a dream? Something is finally going right, and it’s going to get better, it’ll just be hard, because of course that’s how it works. It’ll be okay because now you’re not alone and you know who the real enemy is…

Bell’s Hells aren’t Ludinus’s usual targets because they’ve wisened up to his bullshit already. But he needs potential vessels, and both Imogen and Fearne might fit the bill. That’s rare enough that, even when his usual offers aren’t working, he’s going to keep trying.

[yeshihellodani]

OPEN COMMISSIONS! :D

With the price sheets updated and back with regular service!

If you’re interested in acquiring a commission send me a DM.

Payment is through PayPal

Please read the terms and conditions before you ask for a commission.

Reblogs are appreciated. 💕

I will draw:

Nudity (non sexual).

Light NSFW (purely suggestive but it can be discussed).

Light gore (it can be discussed).

Fanart.

Ships.

OC’s.

Androids/simple robots.

Furries.

Animals.

I will NOT draw:

Extreme NSFW.

Extreme gore.

Real people.

Offensive imagery.

Mechas.

Too complicated backgrounds/perspective.

Incest.

Sh*ta/L*licon.

B*stiality.

Non con.

Bathroom kinks.

Terms of service

Full payment is upfront; the only form of payment I will accept is through an invoice I myself will send.

The amount of time I would take in doing and delivering the illustration will depend on the style of the illustration I’m working with (painting, standard or sketch) and the amount of works I’m charged with. I’ll tell you how long I will take to finish the illustration once you tell me what style you want and when I accommodated in my schedule. If an emergency happens that makes delay the day of deliver I will let you know.

I have the right to deny a commission if I feel uncomfortable.

There are no refunds.

Terms of work

I will be sending the process of the piece (sketch, lineart and coloring) so you can see how it’s turning out and have evidence that I am doing your commission. If you have any discomfort with anything of the piece let me know so I can change it.

Please give me clear references and/or be very specific about what you want so we can avoid any misunderstandings.

I’ll send you the final piece through email.

Terms of use

Only use the illustration for PERSONAL use, don’t make money with it.

As the artist, I have complete ownership over the illustration and thus can and will post it on my blog, however, you can ask to remain anonymous when posting it.

[daleeltrading]

How the Right Supplier Can Improve Your Panel Assembly Workflow

In the competitive world of electrical panel manufacturing, time, consistency, and precision are everything. A well-organized panel assembly workflow can be the difference between hitting deadlines and losing contracts. But one often-overlooked factor in achieving operational efficiency is this:

The right supplier isn’t just a vendor — they’re a strategic partner. In this blog, we’ll break down how the right supplier can directly enhance your panel assembly workflow, reduce friction in operations, and elevate your entire production process.

1. Ensuring Reliable Component Availability

Panel assembly often stalls because of component shortages. When you’re missing critical parts — like circuit breakers, contactors, or terminal blocks — your line goes idle.

A dependable supplier:

· Maintains ready stock of high-demand components

· Offers real-time inventory updates

· Provides just-in-time (JIT) delivery

This ensures your team always has what it needs, minimizing production downtime and keeping your project timelines on track.

Impact: Faster production starts, fewer delays, better throughput.

2. Simplifying the Procurement Process

Juggling multiple vendors for various panel parts creates complexity — multiple orders, invoices, and deliveries. It eats up time your team could spend on value-added tasks.

A smart supplier partner:

· Consolidates a wide range of panel components

· Offers bundled BOM support

· Provides a single point of contact for all orders

This streamlined approach reduces your procurement overhead, lowers admin costs, and frees up your internal resources.

Impact: Faster ordering, reduced paperwork, smoother coordination.

3. Improving Product Selection and Compatibility

Choosing the wrong component — even slightly incompatible — can lead to rework, panel redesign, or even failures in the field. That’s a major risk to quality and your brand.

A technically capable supplier:

· Understands your electrical panel design and specs

· Guides you on compatible, compliant components

· Helps you select cost-effective alternatives when needed

With expert support, your team avoids costly errors and gets it right the first time.

Impact: Better accuracy, fewer mistakes, higher quality output.

4. Reducing Lead Times Through Local Sourcing

Global supply chains can be unreliable — delays at ports, shipping bottlenecks, and customs hold-ups all hurt your workflow.

A locally positioned supplier:

· Sources and stocks components closer to your facility

· Offers same-day or next-day delivery

· Bypasses import-related delays

This leads to shorter lead times, more predictable schedules, and the ability to react quickly to urgent needs.

Impact: Agile production schedules, improved customer responsiveness.

5. Supporting Scalable Growth

As your panel-building business grows, your workflow complexity increases. You’ll need a supplier that can scale with you.

A growth-ready supplier:

· Keeps track of your recurring BOM patterns

· Prepares for larger, scheduled orders

· Offers credit terms or inventory reserves for long-term customers

Instead of being reactive, you can plan your production proactively — without worrying about supply issues.

Impact: Smooth scaling, reduced bottlenecks, confident expansion.

6. Providing Value-Added Services

Beyond just selling products, great suppliers offer services that make your workflow leaner:

· Pre-kitting: All components bundled per job

· Labeling and part tagging

· Custom panel parts or DIN rail assemblies

· Training on new product integration

These extras can shave hours off assembly time and improve jobsite or factory efficiency.

Impact: Leaner processes, faster panel builds, lower labor costs.

Conclusion: Suppliers Are Part of Your Workflow Strategy

Your workflow is only as strong as its weakest link — and for many panel builders, that weak link is a slow or unreliable supplier.

At Daleel Trading, we go beyond supplying components. We

Stock what you need

Deliver when you need it

Support you with technical know-how

And grow with your business

The right supplier doesn’t just deliver products — they deliver productivity.

Ready to streamline your panel assembly workflow?

Contact Daleel Trading today to discover how we can simplify your sourcing, boost your efficiency, and help you build better panels — faster.

[jothemouse]

COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!!

EDIT/UPDATE:

Thank you so much to everyone who's commissioned me or shown interest in these! It means the world to me!! And I hope that you'll all stick around to see the results of these commissions!! (Which does include the sticker plan!)

To all current commissioners and waitlisted folks: don't worry, your pieces are still in progress and to those on the waitlist I will be in contact! Thank you all for your patronage and patience! You are all so amazing!!!

If you would like a commission but missed out on these, please be sure to check back!

Thank you all again so much!! I hope you have a wonderful week you guys!! <333

SO, as you may know, some of you may know, maybe none of you know, I am trying to start selling stickers!!! On my own. No RedBubble or Society6. Nope. All by my lonesome!

But in order to do that, I need to make the money to purchase the stickers and other necessary shipping supplies in the first place. So, I'm opening commissions!! Specifically,,,,,,

I am doing sketch commissions!

I don't have a set close date OR any slots, so it is completely first come, first serve for as long as I can keep it up!

I'm going to include more information, process, as well as terms and conditions under the cut, but if you have any questions not answered below please don't hesitate to get in touch with me here, on Instagram (@jo.the.mouse) or by email (micecandraw@gmail.com)!

And before I continue on, if you cant commission me but want to support me all I ask is that you please reblog this post!! It does a WORLD of wonders to spread posts around! Thank you!!

What I'm Offering

Commissioned artworks in my “Sketch Style”. The money made from these commissions is going to directly fund the creation and sale of illustrated stickers!

Here is a fun little preview sketch of what will be the Canada sticker that I've been obnoxiously polling people about:

Prices

Uncolored Sketch:

$15 

Includes: one character, no/minimal shading, and simple/abstract background

Flat Color Sketch:

$25

Includes: one character, no/minimal shading, and simple/abstract background

Full Color Sketch:

$35

Includes: one character, basic shading, and simple/abstract background

Add Additional Characters:

+ $5 per added character

What I will draw:

OCs (original characters)

Fanart

Real People

Furries (Anthro and Feral)

Fantasy/DnD 

Suggestive (no real people without written and signed consent)

What I will NOT draw:

Overtly NSFW

Heavy Gore

Process

Contact me either through DMs (Tumblr: jothemouse, Instagram: jo.the.mouse) or through email (micecandraw@gmail.com) 

We'll talk a bit about your commission (like what you're looking for, any references I'll need, how much it'll cost,.ect.) I'll also be asking for your email and preferred payment method at this time. 

Payment for the commission is due upon receiving a confirmation email. This email will include a google form contract (this is mainly for me to make sure I have everything correct), notice that I've sent you a payment request, and a time estimate! 

I will begin the initial sketch once payment is received. 

Refunds are available at any point before you receive the initial sketch. 

Upon receiving the initial sketch you can suggest changes and revisions. This is your only opportunity to do so. 

From there I will finalize your commission to agreed upon level. 

I will let you know when your commission is finished and send you an email containing a PDF and PNG file!

Terms and Conditions

PAYMENT is due upon receiving email with confirmation and a time estimate. Depending on discussed payment method, you will receive either A; a PayPal invoice, or B; a Venmo payment request. Work will begin once payment is received. 

REFUNDS are available at any time BEFORE you receive the “initial sketch” OR if commission cannot be delivered within agreed upon time or at all. 

Time estimate is not a hard deadline and response times may affect how long a commission will take. 

This commission is for PERSONAL USE ONLY. You may not use the commission for any commercial purposes, claim it as your own, or use it in conjunction with any AI methods. 

I reserve the right to refuse any commission that I believe falls outside of my comfort level or skill level.  

Additionally, I will only be drawing in the specific style demonstrated in the example works. 

ALRIGHT! You made it through all that nonsense!

Thank you so much for reading! And if you're able, please consider commissioning me!

I hope to see you in my DMs!! (^-^)

[billiethekig]

So I want to recount the entire experience commissioning a custom mask from BCK, because I think it will be helpful for others and also so I don't forget this experience.

My initial kig mask is a semi-custom based on a pre-made mask base by Munimuni Works. I purchased it on sale and gradually I used it to create my first kigurumi character, who is loosely based on a real life person (or the specific style of the person during a specific point of time). I adore Green Day and I thought that becoming a kig version of Billie Joe would be fun. And it is!

But I wanted more. After a few months with the first mask, I knew I wanted to commission a custom mask made just for me. I thought about what character I'd always wanted to cosplay but never got around to doing it, and my mind settled on Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom, a quiet and kind boy who ends up becoming one of the deadliest of Korosensei's students. And honestly the stealth aspect of the character appealed to me as someone who was going to crossplay, and honestly I was really looking forward to maybe someday even wearing the dress he wore while undercover.

As I mentioned, I like how kigurumi plays around with gender and it's not too difficult to portray a gender you don't identify as.

Anyway, I did some research on twitter and google and decided that I'd ask Black Cat Kig to do the mask. I had already purchased a custom hadatai from Moli's Lab (their main site) and I was impressed with the quality and the amount of options they gave for the hada.

My initial inquiry was sent in early September, and BCK was very enthusiastic about working with me. Great! But I had a LOT of issues trying to pay them. Their online store wouldn't accept any of my payments and even Paypal was giving me a hard time. I had to inquire directly with them and the eventually created an invoice for me which I paid. I think because I didn't get a real order number from them, that caused some issues later on.

But they received my payment and requested measurements and some reference photos of the character: front, back, and each side of the head. Luckily, these images were easy to find and I sent them over. They mentioned that they would begin work on my mask in late October or early November.

I should mention that, if you order from them, you will have to email them for updates at regular intervals. They never initiated the emails, even when there were issues with the mask, so if you want to keep track of the process, you have to keep checking in with them. There were a few times where the process was starting to take longer than anticipated and they didn't tell me why. They gave a couple of deadlines which passed without updates unless I kept emailing them. I'm wondering that this was an issue because I didn't actually order through their site; I only sent them Paypal money directly. So the communications were hampered by that.

The actual mask creation took about 6 weeks, I'd say, and there were more issues because I had wanted to get more than one face-plate, so keep that in mind if you're ordering something from them.

Even shipping info was difficult because they had initially given me the wrong tracking number. I didn't even think there was an issue because they shipped the mask right before Christmas and I assumed that the slowness was due to the holiday, until I was at SacAnime and got an alert saying the package had arrived!

But I'm very impressed with the quality of the mask. It is absolutely custom made for me, and fits my head perfectly. Its a full head mask, with fasteners on the sides. I really wanted to experience a fully lockable mask. The visibility is through the little slits above the character's eyes, which is slightly less than Billie. His eyes are actually plastic lenses that are somewhat easy to see out of, but for Nagisa, the vision is mostly through those slits. I think I would feel warier if I kigged as him in public. Because I was able to see quite well as Billie, well enough to navigate crowds without a handler. But anyway, Nagisa is brand-new, so there's still lots to learn.

I do recommend BCK for kig masks, despite the multiple stumbling blocks I experienced, I think overall the experience was positive, and the quality is impressive.

Also, they sent a LOT of extra things along with the mask and the extra faceplate. Extra foam for the mask, an extra pair of locks, two keys for the locks, a magic eraser, extra sets of eyes, and even items to help repair the mask if the wig's pig tails ever go awry.

And finally: price. They list their masks as starting at $750 for a 3/4 head mask and $800 for a full-head, which is what I bought. They charged an extra $300 for the extra face plate, which hiked the price up to $1100, and then shipping costs around $150-$300, depending on how quickly you want to receive it.

Pricy? Yes, of course, but it was still in the budget I'd set for myself, and considering that this item is a one of a kind work of wearable art, I think the price is worth it. Also considering the turn around time was only 3 months, where a lot of other quality makers take at least 6-8.

I'm quite satisfied with my custom mask and I hope to get a lot of use out of it for years to come.

Black Cat Kigurumi

EDIT: I also just tried to order one of the BCK hadatais from their website and I still ran into the same Paypal issues. Either I'll get an error saying that the amount has changed and that I should double-check what I just did or it gives an error saying that the company isn't able to ship items to my address. Neither error makes sense. Oh well...

[badlibbing]

ARTISTS BEWARE: SCAM ALERT!

Hey, remember that person I just did a commission for? Turns out she's a lowlife scammer.

But guess what? I found out about her bullshit before she could actually get any money from me. And the artwork I did for her was actually good practice for me anyway. Joke's on her. Everyone point and laugh.

Sadly, it looks like she's targeting multiple artists, as her likes are full of commission announcements. Do not trust this loser.

Now, as @imsaikotik helpfully pointed out to me, there are most likely other scammers out there operating via similar tactics. Here's a breakdown of their scheme:

Ask for a commission, obviously

Claim they are willing to pay an exorbitant amount (a few hundred dollars) despite the artist charging far less

Claim they have sent the payment (complete with detailed fake invoices), and ask you to check the email associated with your PayPal account

Send an email disguised as one from PayPal support, claiming that the payment cannot be received in full unless you go through a bullshit money-hot-potato process

Profit

The fake PayPal email will look something like this...

If this happens to you, forward the scam email to phishing@paypal.com so the REAL PayPal people can beat their ass.

PERSONAL BUSINESS NOTICE: Due to the unfortunately high likelihood of such a scam being pulled again, from this point forward, I will require all clients who are NOT mutuals to make their payments in advance. The only thing "Lisa" succeeded in here was wasting my time. I'd rather not have more of it wasted, thank you very much.

[jittery-wisp]

Hi, hello, welcome, thank you for visiting ~

This is my side blog that I use for drawing nerdy and/or pervy pictures

I love hearing from people so flick me an ask or a message. I'm open to requests and suggestions, gimmie fic recs and your fav songs idk

I also do commissions and they are currently ✨open✨

FAQs for commissions under the cut off below

I also post nsfw on Blusky under the same username 😈

Thank you, I love you ❤️

Commissions FAQs

How much? The cost depends on how difficult (ie. time consuming) it is to draw so just line-art of one person would be pretty cheap whereas full colour of a group of people would be more. Also cartoony/stylized and sketchy is way easier than trying to be realistic. The cheapest options are $15USD for a line-art headshot (or equivalent other currency) then like $150+ for multiple people full realistically rendered colour. Feel free to drop me a message and I can give you an accurate quote! If you’re not sure what you want I can give you multiple layout and cost options too ♥️ no stress, no pressure

What is the process? Just flick me a message on here or email me jitterywisp at gmail dot com. You can let me know what you are thinking of and I can give you some cost options. If you wanna go ahead I'll email you an invoice from Paypal and once it's paid I'll start on it! I usually run it past you a couple of different times, if it’s not a super simple piece, to make sure it’s gotten everything right or whatever

Time frame It varies depending on what’s going on in my life and how complicated the commission is but I generally get them completed in a month, or if it’s a simple one, a few days. Let me know if you have a hard deadline

NSFW commissions? I am very open to these, but not anything and everything sorry. I don't do these of real people (will do real people for sfw commissions though). If you aren't sure I'd be into it just flick me a message and I'll let you know if I'm comfy with your concept 🙌