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HOW DID I FORGET THIS EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES
The way Shawn covers for Lassie instead of calling him out in front of his dad! The way Lassie tells him the truth, so that they're on the 'inside' with each other! The way Shawn half-means the ease up, because he's still so complex about Henry!
And the "I'm beginning to understand you" bit??? The way it completely baffles Shawn??? screaming crying
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i know i literally just made a post about this and it kind of contradicts the post im about to make but idc bc i have many versions of canon in my head so it's all real to me
as magic incarnate it doesn't make sense for merlin to not have access to certain magic. like even if balinor wasn't his father, as magic incarnate, i think he'd still have the ability to control, command, and hatch dragons. as magic incarnate, he also embodies the magic of seers, so he should also have dreams of the future. as magic incarnate, he should have access to every form of magic across albion
#i just want more seer!merlin#idk where to get my fix#haha#fix#like fics#get it??#anyways#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#magic incarnate should carnate all magic#or whatever#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#what other magic is there#magic of the high priestesses of course but i feel like we saw that in canon#s1ep13#umm magic of the gean canach#merlin can bestow and revoke magic at will#yeah#bad sorcerers get magic time out from magic god#etc etc
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Peter zip up your GODDAMN BACKPACK and these things WONT HAPPEN ANYMORE
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There’s a new man 🤢
#ouat#im on uuh#s1ep13#he has a motorcycle and he’s boring#im so brainrotted by ao3 that I straight up dont buy Emma being heterosexual anymore#that woman does NOT care about men shes so bored when he talks#berry watches ouat
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well I’ve seen stranger things happen.
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Maggie that was fucking hilarious
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Daria Day Intro for DARIA: "The Misery Chick" [S1 Ep13]
#daria#cartoon#90s#daria morgendorffer#jane lane#daria scenes#the misery chick s1ep13#cartoons#mtv#daria mtv#gif#television#90s cartoons#daria day intro#halloween#gifs#tv#cartoonedit
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and of course it took me so long to watch it because i was replaying so many scenes in this episode akjsjsjs
i’m finally done with ep 13 and on to ep 14 soon!
rewatching ml from the start again and hopefully i succeed this time and my baby girl is SO. FUCKING. CUTE!!!
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LMAOOOO sam grillin dean abt cassie will never not be funny to me... guys, i think the omega's jealous 🥺🥺
dean can u hurry up and knot ur brother so he chills out?
#mun speaks#supernatural#wincest#supernatural watch#supernatural s1ep13#omega sam winchester#sam winchester#dean winchester
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Okay I'm not on doctor who universe Tumblr so ignore me if this has been theorised a million times, but.... It all makes sense
Doctor who Torchwood:
So in the Captain Jack episode Jack meets the real jack and they kiss and iconic and then immortal Jack is taken to 2009. Okay....
The real Jack is assumed MIA after a mission. What if like Owens gf (sorry can't remember name), he purposely headed into the rift and tried to get to immortal jack because either he loved him or because they kissed he was discracedand hope the rift would take him like it did for immortal jack. Allllllsoooo (fucking tragic) but this was a few months or weeks before immortal jack was first in 1941 and first met rose and 9.
Aka He didn't know he took the name of the man he would soon kiss and would try to follow him aka he lead real jack to his demise then took his name
#this was because of a torchwood book my friend showed me#it said something curious about the rift#captain jack harkness#torchwood#doctor who#torchwood s1ep13
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WAIT I take it back. It's Miles going into a frenzy after Wynn says "this is why Ventrue shouldn't lead they are too emotional"
#path of night podcast#pon liveblogging#pon s1ep13#this is too fucking funny#wasting this time before an ambush lmao
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One of my many favorite episodes of Avengers Assemble and one of my many favorite moments of this episode because Steve looks so unbothered since he’s just focusing on Tony like stop qwq
Attuma’s guys: ATTAAAACK!
Tony: Do you hear anything?
Steve: Nothing serious.
Attuma’s guys: Come on, guys, pay attention to us.
Steve: Shhh, we’re in the middle of a conversation.
#Sol Dial rambles#shut up shut up they are a power couple#btw I’m of ‘em SteveTony/Superhusbands shippers if you didn’t know#(Not my main focus for my blog but I can make it be..)#(shushshush it won’t since I mainly nerd over Marvel comics and Avengers things and this show)#(buuut don’t be surprised by anything SteveTony/Superhusbands related since it won’t be random)#Them <3#Sob they have a death grip on me I’m in my Marvel era fr fr#Trying to not doomscroll on Tumblr but it’s so easy and I love rambling about these two idiots#anyways#Ramble tags over#Iron Man#Tony Stark#Captain America#Steve Rogers#SteveTony/Superhusbands#Avengers Assemble things#AA: s1ep13
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WAIT NO FUCK I JAVE TO GOT TO BED WHAT ABOUT JACK DID THEY LEAVE HIM?? NINE!!! TEN!! ROSE!! MICKEY!! FICK WAIT WHAT DID I GO AND WATCH THE SHOW ABOUT UNDTOPPABLE CHANGE FOR I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
#dw liveblogging#just finished s1ep13 cried most the episode amd now i have to go to sleep cause i have an 8am shift mad ive already staved off going to#sleep dor too long fuck shit hell damn#paradox's brain#doctor who
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Creatures and Races from Tangled the Series
Specifically, the ones featured in my picker wheel.
Hyper-Intelligent Animal
Are you an animal sidekick in Tangled? Then you're hyper-intelligent! Hyper-intelligent animals appear in most -- if not all -- episodes.
Ghost/Spirit/Poltergeist

Whether they have a mind of their own like Ruth or a mindless need to protect the Moonstone, ghosts are real in this series! Ghosts/Spirits/Poltergeists appear in S1Ep13 "The Wrath of Ruthless Ruth" and S2Ep24 "Destinies Collide Part 2."
Uumlaut

Don't let the cute face fool you, this critter is a swarm waiting to happen! The uumlaut appears in S1Ep15 "The Way of the Willow."
Demon/Warlock
There can be only one Big Bad in this series! (Unless you landed on Demon/Warlock on the picker wheel, in which case you're one, too!) Demon/Warlock appears in several episodes -- any featuring Zhan Tiri/Enchanted Girl, primarily in season three.
Disciple of Zhan Tiri

Two of the three known Disciples got a nifty green spirit form! The Disciples of Zhan Tiri appear in S1Ep18 "Painter's Block," S2Ep19 "Mirror, Mirror," S2Ep20 "You're Kidding Me!" S2Ep21 "Rapunzeltopia," and S2Ep22 "Lost and Found."
Sneeze Weasel

Never trust Lance to find you a critter based on a crayon drawing Eugene made. Sneezy the sneeze weasel appears in S2Ep04 "Goodbye and Goodwill."
Slayer Wolf
How is a slayer wolf different from a regular wolf? It's bigger, I guess? More vicious? Anyway, slayer wolves were given a specific name, so they made the list! Slayer wolves appear in S2Ep05 "Forest of No Return."
Pupshroom

The Forest of No Return: where food eats you! Pupshrooms appear in S2Ep05 "Forest of No Return."
Drexes

A spider-bat creature big enough to eat a person! Drexes appear in S2Ep05 "Forest of No Return."
Bird Fae

Not only are they mysterious fancy people who inexplicably live in the middle of the woods and serve tea that turns people into birds and use mushrooms as patio furniture, they also vanish into a shower of sparkles when their tea set is destroyed. You can't convince me they're not fae. The bird fae appear in S2Ep06 "Freebird."
Kirlok
It's like a bear, but with way more horns! It also comes in adorable cub size! Kirloks appear in S2Ep08 "Keeper of the Spire," and S3Ep15 "Race to the Spire."
Lorb

The natives of Terapi Island, Lorbs are the leaf people with German accents. For some reason. The Lorbs appear in S2Ep09 "King Pascal," S2Ep11 "Happiness Is..." S3Ep12 "Islands Apart," and very briefly in S2Ep12 "Peril On the High Seas."
Mermaid

I'm sure you know what a mermaid is, but just in case you don't remember Seraphina, specifically... The mermaid appears in S2Ep10 "There's Something About Hook Foot."
Vodnik

They come in salt water and a light blue fresh (or frozen?) water variety! Vodniks appear in S2Ep10 "There's Something About Hook Foot," and S3Ep15 "Race to the Spire."
Mirror Doppelganger

It's like the real you, but an evil monster verson! Mirror doppelgangers appear in S2Ep19 "Mirror, Mirror."
Eyeball Spider
Not actually an eyeball, but with unfortunate markings that makes it perfectly suited to hide in otherwise empty skulls. Eyeball spiders appear in S2Ep22 "Lost and Found."
Werewolf
Though Tangled's werewolves have their own lore behind them that's different from what we usually think of, that's still a person transformed into a ferocious wolf! Werewolves appear in S3Ep04 "Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf?"
Undead

These skeletal undead act as a sort of security system against thieves. There's only one way to stop them (and it's not a head shot, they'll just pull themselves back together again). The undead appear in S3Ep05 "The Lost Treasure of Herz der Sonne."
Sea Serpent
This mama will do anything to protect her eggs, including sinking your two-masted ship! The sea serpent appears in S3Ep08 "The King and Queen of Hearts".
Dragon
The dragons in Tangled hold the unique property of being able to transfer physical features and abilities to those they care about! Dragons appear in S3Ep11 "Pascal's Dragon."
Illusionary Wish Person
Wish on a coin and throw it into the well, but the person who appears won't have a shadow. The illusionary wish person appears in S3Ep12 "Islands Apart."
Giant Disembodied Hand
We don't know what this thing is, but it's aggressive and doesn't like Eugene! Fortunately, it can be defeated with a little hand-to-hand combat. The giant disembodied hand appears in S3Ep15 "Race to the Spire."
Giant Mole
Completely blind, this creature lives entirely underground and relies on her sense of hearing to navigate. She carries her baby on her back or head. The giant moles appear in S3Ep16 "A Tale of Two Sisters."
Embodiment of a Celestial Gem

Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens... If you possess the celestial gem, you gain incredible powers based on a heavenly body. The embodimets of a celestial gem appear through the entire series, since Rapunzel is one the whole time, with varying degrees of her power awakened.
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THE HULK & BRUCE BANNER (avengers: earth’s mightiest heroes)
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“Just My Luck” (Hulk x Fem!Reader) and (Bruce Banner x Fem!Reader)
| Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross tries to pull one over on the Avengers when they go to get Bruce Banner released from government detainment; acting as their consultant, however, you’re more than primed to go head to head with the General for your partners’ freedom.
| SFW, arguing, my shit understanding of military procedure of any kind, drugged characters, some angst, some fluff -professional!irritation!reader
| This exists purely because I want to scream at Ross every time he shows up on the screen or in comic panels. (Pic sources: “Hulk vs The World” - S1EP3 & “Gamma World, Part 2” - S1EP13)
| 4k+ words
“Actually, Stark…”
Uh oh.
You knew Ross not being the one to intercept you all once you got to the Raft wasn’t a good sign.
Talbot, your escort for the afternoon, turns around so he can look Tony in the eyes where his helmet’s faceplate is popped up.
“…we’re pushing for him not to be released, if you’d like to sit in on the meeting,” Talbot finishes, the Major’s mustache twitching as his eyes pass distastefully first over the teams’ leader and then the rest of the Avengers in turn.
Dark blue eyes then stick to your form where you’re standing behind Steve.
Teeth clicking together, you don’t let yourself shift like you want to. His gaze is a physical enough thing you want to shrug it off— want to flip him off too for good measure, but that’s beside the point.
Talbot’s lips quirk as he glances over you, something sharp in his gaze that reminds you conveniently of a rat in that moment.
Except the rat would be far cuter.
The man doesn’t say anything more though, only waiting for Tony’s affirmative before starting down the poorly lit hallway again.
When Talbot turns down a corridor that is clearly not leading to a secure containment cell you can’t even pretend to be surprised. In all but name this was an ambush after all.
And now you were officially irritated.
The room you all are led into is large for a conference room, but there’s absolutely no mistaking it as such either. It’s also packed with plenty of official looking people with all sorts of indicators of military rankings you don’t know or care to know.
Clint curses as he comes up behind you and notices the sheer amount of people in the room and seems to recognize the direct importance of at least a couple of them.
For your part you hardly spare them more than a seconds glance upon entering, eyes sweeping across the crowd in search of one thing and one thing only.
Or one person as it were.
The sight of him once your gaze lands on the dark corner they’ve got him tucked into makes your breath hitch.
The sight of him in prison orange ill-fitting enough to be baggy over his pale frame makes your blood boil and you barely stop yourself from sucking your teeth as you lay eyes on him for the first time in nearly two months.
Bruce’s brown eyes are far away and sunken, dark bags diminishing his usually wry gaze and hands twitching intermittently where they’re strapped down at his sides.
The back of your teeth grind together without your say-so, molars twinging.
Yeah, you didn’t care if you had to fight this entire room, nothing short of death was going to keep you from getting him out of this place.
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By the time the meeting’s officially begun your gums have begun to twinge with every press of your molars and Ross has been talking so much shit for the last twenty or so minutes you’re surprised he isn’t throwing it up too.
Just then he starts up about Hulk being an out of control beast without a conscience and it’s so absurd a claim you can’t stop yourself from commenting out loud, even if it is just to yourself.
“Huh,” you scoff, rolling your eyes while staring at your hands in your lap, “that’s a lie,” you grunt quietly.
Not quietly enough it would seem.
From across the room Ross instantly jerks his head up to look at you, the frown already etched onto his face turning severe as if he’d not noticed you until then.
If only you had the same privilege of ignorance when it came to him.
Jaw working as your mind reels, you look the man head on with an arch of one of your brows.
Catching his attention might not have been a part of the plan you’d been attempting to form in your head but you weren’t in the business of giving Ross any inches.
You’d just have to think on your feet.
“Stark,” Ross starts, voice tight, “control your—”
“—Yeah, no,” you assert, talking over him with a level tone and completely skipping over Tony in the process. He knew better than to answer for you anyway. “I’m not Stark’s anything, General. He doesn’t control me.”
“Hn,” Ross grumbles, grinding his teeth together. The ‘somebody ought to,’ goes unsaid but you can see it in the clench of his jaw and the way he tries to…to glare you into submission or some shit.
‘Hn’, indeed.
“Fine,” he grounds out, “Do you have something to add?”
He speaks as if he thinks he’s tripped you up. A large part of you wants to make him regret giving you the room.
Even still, for a moment you contemplate not stirring the pot, taking the out and letting someone else handle him, but really the choice is obvious. There Bruce was stood up in the corner chained and shackled to hell on a stretcher like he was Cletus Fucking Kasady or something, power suppressor collar locked tight around his neck with probably enough sedatives in him to kill an elephant given just how impossibly high he looked, and actively struggling to get a good read on the room.
Bruce’s eyes were so unfocused and glassy, his head so heavy, that you barely caught your frown before the wider room could see it upon first seeing him. Let alone hid the show of emotion how you would’ve liked to as a whole.
Ross wanted to keep him, that much was obvious. But he didn’t care about the man or the so-called monster, which was just as easily noticeable.
General Thaddeus Ross wasn’t fit to keep Bruce Banner or The Hulk safe — captured, sure, but unlike the others on the team that wasn’t something you even remotely cared about — and seemed too inclined to keep them tortured and in easy reach to be experimented on instead for your liking.
“I do,” you say. Tony looks surprised when you glance over to him, but it’s about the only request for permission he’s going to get from you. When he nods, just once, you turn back to Ross and his crossed arms and you smile. “I think that over the years the General and the military have proven untrustworthy when it comes to matters of The Hulk.”
One man huffs in the back, curls cropped short and that same air about him that Ross has. The type of urge to commandeer everything that gave you hives on a good day.
You grit your teeth. Today was not a ‘good day’.
“We captured that beast, didn't we? Banner’s been dozing in his cage for weeks before today, a non threat.”
Cage.
The way your eye twitches is small enough you’d bet no one without a heads up display or enhanced vision could see it.
You shift in your seat, gesturing to the wider room.
“Only after breaking form, though, correct? And stop me if I’m wrong, but both times you successfully captured the Hulk were S.H.I.E.L.D or the Avengers not present and providing crucial aid? So it’s just the same to say that the Avengers have an even better track record of keeping Hulk out of trouble than even the Hulkbusters do, and a room is about as much containment to someone so powerful as Thee Hulk as a cell is.”
“You’re proposing we treat that thing like a—”
“Like a person, yeah. It’s no coincidence that both times you captured the man was because he was reasoned with or otherwise distracted by saving an agent’s life. The Hulk is a person, and he can be stabilized after an episode — which rarely happen without provocation by the way — just like any other man.”
“Other men don’t usually possess the ability to tears tanks apart with their bare hands, Miss.”
“Other men also usually don’t respond rationally when being shot at…” you lean forward to read the man’s name off the gold plate pinned to his breast, “…Fortean.”
Immediately, he clarifies you on his rank, on the fact that you should put it in front of his name. As if you respect him enough for that; these people were lucky you haven’t devolved to schoolyard taunts yet considering just how little you respected them.
“Sure,” you shrug. Fortean grits his teeth, standing up a little taller as he fixes his mouth to say something that he’ll want to be cutting but you know you’ll just blow off.
“Now, Y/n,” Ross cuts the younger man off, pressing him back into the corner like a good obedient lapdog, and swinging the conversation back in his control. “Our hands are the most capable to keep Hulk from sowing destruction everywhere he goes, even if you think being nice to it and letting it play dress up with the Avengers is a suitable containment method that doesn’t account for the fact that everywhere the Hulk goes destruction follows.”
Rogers pipes up before you even can. “Pardon my forwardness, General Ross, but any destruction caused while we fought beside Hulk was due to the impromptu establishment of a battle field in civilian spaces by our enemies, enemies which we stopped with the help of Hulk. The Hulk is a hero, and he was doing his job the same as any other Avenger, Sir.”
Ross smiles, it’s not pleasant but it isn’t condescending either. Lucky Cap.
“And before he joined your team? What of the destruction that followed him then, Captain?”
“Well,” you cut in, doing away with caring about being too forward entirely, “that was mainly you and the Hulkbusters, so the answer is fairly obvious.”
To that Ross stares at you for a second, mouth ticking, and then promptly lets out a gruff bout of laughter. The other military personnel and military officials in the room give a resound chuckle as well.
It echoes around the room for a couple of seconds and each new laugh feels like needles burrowing deeper and deeper into your brain.
You didn’t tell anything nearing a joke so the only reason for this was that they were all laughing at you.
“I’m sorry,” you pipe up, unlocking your jaw to speak after swallowing down the angry tremble you could feel crawling up your throat, “I don’t recall telling a joke.”
Despite your words the room still sobers at everyone else’s own pace and you can’t help but to wish the man would drop dead when you chance a look Fortean’s way and catch the smug upturn of his mouth.
Hulk probably wouldn’t approve, Bruce definitely wouldn’t. You don’t think either would object to you socking him in the jaw though, knocking the smirk right off his face.
“Apologies, Miss,” Ross grunts once he’s finished, eyes glinting. “You’ve provided me with my counter argument though, haven’t you? Or the Captain did. We responded to Hulk’s presence after he made an impromptu battlefield out of a civilian area and people got hurt at his fault when we engaged in our duty to this country. We did our jobs”
“That’s not how I see it.”
Ross stops just short of glowering at you, pausing in the pointed looks he’s giving the officials in the room to narrow his eyes your way.
“Well then you’re seeing it wrong.”
“No.” Ross’s eye twitches. It’s visible. Same as the vein that protrudes across his temple. You cross your arms, shrugging even as you narrow your gaze on him a little more in tandem. “Is it incorrect to assume that you track both Bruce Banner and The Hulk, General?”
“It’s not.”
“Good,” you hum, tapping a steady rhythm with the pads of your fingers into your forearm. “How about the target on sight orders for them both? That true as well?”
“Yes,” Ross says, voice dropping down. He’s wary about where you’re going with this but isn’t sure of your angle yet, most likely.
Thaddeus Ross wasn’t an idiot — especially where being a tactician was concerned, and that was all the props you’d ever give the man.
At the very least it meant he was giving you something of a challenge.
You nod to yourself, biting back a smile, “And you would agree that most times you catch up to Bruce Banner he’s not at immediate risk of transforming?”
“Not always, but—
“—And that provocation of the target — already agitated or otherwise — never fails to escalate tensions and make the situation more dangerous, correct?”
There was more to it than just Bruce or Hulk’s temperaments though, and you knew that well. But fighting the Hulk angle here wouldn’t be as helpful — even though every time Ross’s team have ever ran into Hulk already in control was because he was dealing with an even bigger threat, saving people, and the only thing the Hulkbusters ever succeeded in doing in those situation was exasperating the collateral; simply put Hulk wasn’t the aphantomable monster everyone wanted to paint him as, but paint their hearts out people would regardless — as you’d want with this audience, so stressing the Hulkbusters being nothing but a trigger in an otherwise calm situation was what you’d do.
Ross shifts to run his hand over his mustache, lips pursed.
“That’s…an affirmative, but—”
“So then, if you stand by your word, of course, you admit that any collateral damage caused by Hulk after you or your Hulkbusters have arrived on scene is not the fault of Hulk himself since you actively and willfully provoke him into violence and initiate battle in civilian areas with him for your own means?” You pause to swallow, blinking faux innocently up at Ross in the process, “Whatever they may be,” you finish, raising your brows at him in challenge before relaxing back into your seat.
Everything was in his court now.
You’ve put him in an uncomfortable place. He’s either got to admit that all his tracking down of the Hulk is no more than posturing on his part, posturing that willingly puts civilians in danger for little acceptable reason, or he’s got to admit exactly what it is he wants the Hulk for to a room of the type of military personnel who cared about at least appearing too civilized for human experimentation and the utilization of mind controlled bio weapons.
“Now I did not say that,” Ross says in a huff.
You just shrug. If the shoe fit and all that.
“You’d think finding a better strategy than shooting a barrage of ineffectual weapons at a man in public who gets stronger and less coherent the angrier he gets would tip you off that you are indeed not as capable as you think you are at keeping your constituents safe,” you reiterate, expression remaining unchanged.
“Nonsense,” Ross snaps. Looking around at the officials in the room he seems to get even angrier at the contemplative looks on their faces. “What are you all doing? This woman hardly qualifies as a superhero, let alone an Avenger. She doesn’t mean jacksquat as far as this conference is concerned.”
“But, General—”
“Don’t ‘but general’ me, Stevens. Buck the hell up!” He swings his head around after chewing the younger man out then, and when his gaze snaps back to you he bares his teeth. “You! You and your bleeding heart bull! What do you know about the danger that monster inside Banner poses?”
Sucking your teeth, you stand, roller chair threatening to topple over in your rush.
“Oh get real,” you snap lowly, planting a hand on the table and leaning over it in a bid to match Ross’s big irritated movements and gestures toward you, “Hulk hasn’t been a serious threat to human life in years.”
“There’s no sufficient evidence of that!”
“As much as I’d been worried about that too, Thunderbolt,” Tony starts quickly, voice turning mocking as he tosses out the other man’s nickname, “the stats don’t lie. Hulk hasn’t caused actual human collateral in…ever, really.”
Ross glowers his way, “I have men who’d say otherwise, Stark.”
Tony shrugs, “Frankly, Ross, if they can still say anything at all then you’ve already disproven your argument here.”
“Exactly,” you sniff, rocking back on your heels and crossing your arms. “And it wouldn’t be too hard to prove that over the last few years Hulk has saved more lives than he’s ever truly hurt either.”
Some of the Suits in the room begin nodding shallowly to themselves.
At the sight of them Ross starts up another sheet of yelling in your direction: “You damned blight, who do you think you are, you’re nothing,” he rattles in the next breath, but doesn’t get any further than that before you take personal offense.
“Um, hello!” you say, voice rising for the first time the entire meeting as you attempt to talk over him, “is your name either of my parents’?”
Ross sputters at your question, “What?”
“Exactly! So don’t come up here yelling at me like I’m some child! Only two people get to just barely yell at me, and you’re not either of them, so you need to come better!”
“You don’t get to talk to me like that,” he growls out, clearly stopping himself from advancing towards you with a sneer. “Women your age have no damn respect. You are a subordinate, act like it!”
“First of all: not your subordinate,” you clarify, face scrunching at the idea alone. “Second of all: I wasn’t aware that as a so-called ‘subordinate’ I couldn’t speak my mind, you must want a pack of mindless slaves that agree with your every word if that’s the case.”
He grins something nasty.
Behind him Fortean scoffs.
“Oh I see. I don’t care what goddamn race you are, insubordination is insubordination—”
“—I literally didn’t say anything about race. I said that with the way, as your so-called ‘subordinate’, you do not think people should talk back to you in ways you personally deem disrespectful is akin to you wanting a bunch of slaves working under you.” Scoffing, you shake your head. What a pack of clowns. “Last time I checked slaves aren’t allowed to oppose their Masters, General, whereas subordinates are meant to keep you in check which requires opposing opinions to be—”
Ross starts to stammer badly enough you’re stopped from continuing because you honestly aren’t sure he'll be able to hear you over the stuttered flapping of his gums, the gnashing of his teeth and the blood rushing to his face at an alarming speed.
Not that you gave a fuck about his health, but still.
He stutters for a few more seconds, fists balling where you can see them from where his arms are now crossed tightly across his chest, before eventually giving up with a harsh curse and pointing angrily at you, voice going up an octave or two.
“Missy, you will get off of my base right now! I’m not running a hen house. Talbot, escort her out!”
Both your eyebrows jump towards your hairline. Your response is on the tip of your tongue too: ‘Missy’! Excuse you, I am a grown ass woman, but, again, you’re stopped before you can get anymore riled up by a sudden bout of noise.
When you knock your head up to lock fiery brown eyes onto the source of the sound towards the back of the room you do so fast enough for your neck to crack.
A snort.
Someone’s laughing.
Your eyes narrow.
Unlike last time, no one else is joining in, however. No, instead everyone’s looking at a still drugged Bruce — who your eyes finally land on before promptly widening as his bleary gaze locks coherently onto yours for less than a second. It’s an eternity of a second, though.
In the meantime Bruce’s snort turns into stilted chuckles that swiftly morph into low gasps of laughter as his shoulders shake and his heavy head lists to the side.
Then, against all odds considering the boatload of drugs he’s visibly on and the suppressor collar around his neck, he starts to transform.
Bruce’s voice shifts to Hulk’s in the ensuing moments and his voice becomes significantly more disruptive even above the sound of the collar snapping in half. Hulk breaks out into booming laughter with a bellow of: “Flustered Ross?”, absolutely amused by how fucked up you’ve gotten his oldest foe.
“Wha—? Bruce— Hulk,” you cut yourself off, just staring at the jade giant as he full belly laughs, head thrown back and everything.
It’s adorable.
A little bit of you perks up at the rumbling sound and the heaviness that’s been anchoring your feet, making every step harder and heavier than the next, seems to lift.
Every non-Avenger in the room freezes bar Ross, who twitches and seems to get notably redder around the edges.
Honestly though, you don’t think anything would have supported your case any better than Bruce — your sweet, usually dry humored man — laughing so hard he cedes control to Hulk, who’s laughter is even more infectious. In real time you can even see the officials in the room having their perceptions shift as well.
Didn’t hurt that the evidence of their ineffectual Hulk containment methods when Hulk actually wanted out had just clattered into pieces on the ground either.
A little giggle bubbles past your lips almost in spite of the fury still firing through you. Alright, Ross’s beet red flush and slew of tripped over words in the face of confrontation from a black woman who was no better than a civilian skill wise was pretty funny.
For the first time since the team and you were redirected to this stupid fucking room the anxiety and irritation tightening your abdomen to aching relaxes.
Subconsciously you feel yourself sigh, straightening up from where you were leaned over the table to better get in Ross’s face the same way he felt he needed to get into yours first, and shifting to pop your back in the process.
Shit you were wound up.
You had to get yourself together because Ross’s ass was not worth putting all this strain on your body.
Eventually Hulk’s boisterous laughter peters off naturally. A smile sticks to his face still though, a boyish type of grin that shows enough teeth to make most of the big men strewn throughout the room shift uncomfortably and have your stomach fluttering welcomely.
Shoulders dropping and jaw unclenching you smile over at him in turn, his green eyes locking onto your brown for a slew of moments before some Suit clears his throat— then immediately ends up loosening his tie as that drags Hulk’s attention squarely his way.
The man clears his throat two more times before he finds his nerve, “Well the way I see it the best course of action to keeping Hulk…stable would be to let the Avengers keep an — um — eye on him and Bruce Banner. As I see it, at least,” he adds in a rush at the unblinking stares the Hulkbusters start giving him.
Ross seems to double take: “What,” he barks out, “you can’t be seriously considering this!”
“General, I think it’s about time we consider the option of least resistance.” And the Suit considers you now, gaze on you noticeable but one that you refuse to return with anything but a bland expression and raised brow. He sighs. “Not constantly waging clearly avoidable war on The Hulk, especially when the money going into the Hulkbusters can be utilized better elsewhere, seems like a solid plan to me, and I can only imagine my compatriots agree.”
Ross sputters for a few moments, Fortean’s frown crests hard enough you hope it sticks, and then the General’s mouth shuts with a snap. His pivot to turn your way is accompanied by a low growl from Hulk, but for once Ross is mad enough at someone else to not blow the rumble out of proportion.
“Get out,” he snaps, and like ants all the people who aren’t his (or The Avengers) in the conference room scatter.
You’d laugh if it weren’t so pathetic. Ross was only one single goddamn man, explosive anger or not.
Staring him down you cross your arms, cocking your head and hip and not hesitating to let a smirk grace your dark lips.
“Bitter?” You question before he can start.
Behind you some one of your partners’ teammates snorts.
You’d put your money on Clint.
Ross snarls and turns sharply to Tony somewhere behind you and to your left, features twisting nastily.
“Stark, take your team and get her the hell out of here now!” He jerks his hand towards the entrance, pointing some more. “She’s the most disrespectful, surefire example of why women shouldn’t be apart of discussions like this I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting—!”
When you laugh it’s a mean melodic thing. Overly loud just to be as obnoxious as you can manage.
The others start to move around you too, mainly Cap and Clint, to push past Ross’s unit and get to Hulk. When they start releasing him from his bonds and he stomps from the trolley he’d been tied to, two feet finally firmly planted on the floor and making the room tremble for a moment, the Hulkbusters collectively recoil and bristle all at once.
Somehow you find it in you to laugh a little harder. Apparently it was your turn to bust a gut in Ross’s face.
Talbot and Fortean glowering your way in response makes you feel doubly accomplished on top of everything too.
“Oh, screw you, Ross! You’re nothing but a sore fucking loser on a power trip and, quite frankly— ah shit!”
In one singular movement you’re swooped up. Eyes widening you gasp, hands flying down to grasp onto the nearest thing you can as your balance is thrown off. Really you needn’t have worried though, the lighter palms of brown hands — the lightest part on you beside the bottom of your feet, honestly — meet the stern knuckles of warm green skin and your spirit instantly re-enters your body as you realize what’s happening.
Unfortunately though you’re covering ground too fast for it to mean much.
Ross shouts, “God-damn—” and then he’s cut off and you can’t do a single thing about it.
Well then.
Doors close with an unsatisfactory but resounding finality in your face, the image of Ross red and belligerent lost behind it, and you scowl; still huffing and puffing even after being swept up into a carry by the very man you were arguing over.
From where you’re being carried partially laying over Hulk’s shoulder, you glare at the empty corridor he’s stomping down with the rest of the Avengers, heart hammering in your chest.
That’s when you’re finally aware enough for it to truly click that you’ve been tossed over his shoulder and you balk.
“Hulk!”
“Y/n relax now,” Hulk rumbles, large thumb patting you on the back from where he’s holding you to him.
At that you have no choice, really. You slump. Arms hanging limply at your sides and head resting on his shoulder, you pant too. Sucking in large gulps of air and trying to get your heartrate back under control before your anger spurs on a headache.
“Alright, fine,” you mutter into green skin, relaxing into Hulk’s hold, “but only because you said it so nicely.”
Hulk hums. It’s too pointed to be anything but him calling you out on your bullshitting, but you’re too tired to riff on him in your defense and start a playful back and forth right then.
“Well,” Tony chirps from the corner of the large industrial elevator once you’ve all finally settled back into it for the day, “At least you riled old Thunderbolt up enough for him to let us go with the Big Guy pretty easily.”
Lips splitting into a grin, even slightly out of breath as you are, you push up from Hulk’s shoulder a little and turn your head to the side so you’re not staring at the side of his neck and the wisps of green hair that curls some at the base of it.
When Tony sees the smile on your face he balks. By the time you’ve started up a sheet of poorly held back laughter he’s caught on.
“I should’ve known,” Tony snorts, shaking his head. “You did have a plan.”
“Of course she had a plan,” Hulk intones, tone deadly serious even though you can feel the way he huffs out a laugh.
“Hold on,” Clint starts, “you mean you picked a fight with Ross on purpose?”
“Sure did,” you start, curling back into Hulk’s hold and turning away from everyone else again. “Ross hates Hulk, yeah, but he can’t stand a woman stepping up to him either. I knew if I screwed him over he’d focus on tempering my loud mouth more so than fighting to keep his arch enemy or whatever.” You raise a limp hand to wave in their direction, “Plus, with only Cap as backup somebody had to pick up the Hulk Defense slack.”
“Okay, don’t do us like that now,” Tony complains, the metal of the Iron Man suit clanging lightly as he shifts.
“Oh, I’m gonna,” you scoff. You snort too, though, as a bout of Hulk’s more subdued laughter reaches your ears and shakes your entire body. “Just a little.”
Still, you didn’t miss the team’s broader unwillingness to stick up for the bigger and greener of your partners before today, though— and your reclusive white man too, by extension. Hulk didn’t miss it either, you'd bet, and some definite developments would have to come of that.
For now though, that could wait till you were no longer in a fucking American military base.
Once this was all over, and things settled back down, you’d have to ask Hulk if he wouldn’t mind letting you talk to Bruce. If Bruce wouldn’t mind coming up for a conversation.
That was something for later though, for now you’d just let your nerves calm and bask in not having to worry about walking.
Without another word you curl more securely into Hulk’s hold, tucking your head into his neck, your umber skin and tight curls brushing over the protruding veins there, and moving one of your arms up to wrap around Hulk’s neck.
As you all make your way down the elevator and back to the quinjet you’re fully content to keeping silent. Fingers tangled lightly in the dark hair at the base of Hulk’s neck you lean in to press plump two-toned lips to his skin in a lingering kiss.
Hulk huffs. Big hands secure you to his chest even more than you already are and his thumb and forefinger squeeze fondly, delicately, around your waist, his giant head leaning just enough to press lightly over yours for a second.
Eyes watering, you smile into him, hands trembling in his hair as you hug him harder.
You missed him, and you missed Bruce (missed the knowledge that he was safe even when you couldn’t directly talk to him because Hulk was safe) and that had strained on you badly.
At least you had them back now though. And this time around you’d be far meaner and a lot less lenient about parting from them again.
NOTES: Hope you enjoyed!! Didn’t expect that this would be the first fic out of all the Bruce/Hulk fics I’ve started this year that I’d post, but it worked out anyway.
Also, honestly, I forgot how the episode began and was sequenced so this is more inspired by “The Deadliest Man Alive” - S2EP22 episode of EMH than a rewrite of it. Fortean is here too so that doubly doesn’t support this being a direct rewrite; I just needed to throw some shots his way too though so that’s why he’s here.
And the title is from the Coco Jones song bcs I was listening to it on repeat while finishing writing this, the fic isn’t inspired by the song tho.
btw: if you’d like to leave a comment I’d very much appreciate it!
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DARIA: Jane Lane in Season 1
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