#SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER YOU JUST KEEP ON LIVING 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[failyaoi]

I don't remember who I am | you are the universe looking back at itself

[phoebe1013]

Here’s an interpretation of what it would be like to date the Saxon Master from Doctor Who, filled with accurate headcanons and emojis to match his chaotic, manipulative, yet oddly charming personality:

1. He’s intensely possessive 😈💍

The Master is obsessively possessive. You’re his and his alone—no exceptions. He might get jealous even if someone so much as glances at you for too long. Expect intense, borderline terrifying proclamations of devotion, like, “You’re mine, forever. No one else gets you. No one.” 😶‍🌫️🔥

2. Romantic… in his own twisted way 🌹🕰️���

He shows affection in strange, sometimes disturbing ways—like bringing you an entire galaxy in a miniature globe or composing an unhinged love speech about the inevitability of chaos and destruction while somehow tying it to your beauty. He’ll say things like, “The universe burns, but you? You’re the only thing worth saving.” 😵‍💫✨

3. Manipulative but weirdly affectionate 🕵️‍♂️❤️‍🔥🌀

The Master’s love isn’t always healthy. He knows how to manipulate your emotions—whether to protect you, prove a point, or get what he wants. But at the end of the day, his rare genuine moments of softness show that he truly cares. He’ll hold your face in his hands, whispering, “You’re the one thing keeping me sane… or, rather, keeping me beautifully insane.” 🥀🫀

4. Unpredictable dates 🚀🏰⚡

Dating him means never knowing what to expect. One day, he might take you to a collapsing star just to watch it explode 🌌🌟; the next, he might rent out a castle and declare it your “kingdom.” He thrives on chaos and extravagance, so forget about “normal” dates—think “we’re dodging explosions in space, darling!” 💣🚀

5. He adores when you challenge him 🧠🤔✨

As narcissistic as the Master is, he loves it when you call him out or keep up with his schemes. He enjoys clever banter and even playful resistance, like, “You think you can outsmart me? Oh, I love when you try.” Bonus points if you’re sarcastic or witty; he’ll laugh like a maniac and respond with even more teasing. 🗣️🔥💋

6. Lavish gifts and dangerous surprises 🎁💣💎

He’s all about grand gestures—expect impossible, dangerous, or outright illegal gifts, like diamonds stolen from a parallel dimension or a TARDIS key he swears is “just for you.” But beware, some “gifts” might come with ulterior motives. 🕶️👀💔

7. Constant teasing 🐍💬😏

He’s a relentless tease, always poking at you with sharp humor. Whether it’s mocking your reactions, smirking at your flustered expression, or calling you “darling” in the most patronizing tone, he lives for your responses. “Oh, don’t pout—it’s adorable.” 🙄🫠

8. Emotional whiplash 🌀😭❤️‍🩹

One moment, he’s arrogant and cruel; the next, he’s heartbreakingly vulnerable, confiding in you about his fears of loneliness or the drumming in his head. You’ll see glimpses of his humanity—moments where he almost seems… fragile. Then, just as quickly, he’s back to being smug and impossible. 💔🌫️

9. Protective but reckless 🔥🛡️🤷‍♂️

If anyone dares to hurt you, they’ll regret it. He’s fiercely protective and will go to any lengths to ensure your safety, even if it means burning worlds or breaking laws of time and space. But his recklessness might also put you in danger because, well, he thrives on chaos. 🌪️🕰️🩸

10. Endlessly passionate 🫦🔥✨

The Master is nothing if not passionate. Every kiss, every touch is intense—like he’s trying to consume you, trying to prove that you’re his everything. When he pulls you close, his lips almost ghosting over yours, he’ll whisper, “You’re mine, and I’ll destroy anyone who thinks otherwise.” 💋❤️‍🔥

11. Love in madness 🌀🫀🥀

At his core, the Master is a being of madness and destruction, but his love for you grounds him in a way nothing else does. He might never say it outright, but you’re his one tether to sanity—or rather, his beautifully chaotic version of it. Expect him to admit, “You make this mad world almost bearable… almost.” 😵‍💫💖

Dating the Saxon Master means chaos, intensity, and the deepest, most twisted form of devotion imaginable. But if you can handle his darkness, you’ll find a love that’s as overwhelming as it is unforgettable. ❤️🕰️