#Sciencecore

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[septarian-sciences]

No, when I said I would "rearrange your guts" I meant that I am going to rearrange your guts. It's not a metaphor for sex. Get on the vivisection table.

Sure though, I guess your clothes can stay off I guess. Yeah, I guess it could kinda be seen as a sex thing if you like. But like. It's literal rearranging of your organs. What did you expect here, man

[science-bastard]

in the lab straight up “researching it” and by “it” haha well. let’s just say. my specimen

[marthajefferson]

human brain angiogram, 2023 young bare-branched oak, 2016

[peacefull-blogs]

Dreamy ✨💭

[labcoated-lunacy]

(Shhh. Don't worry. Asking for a friend.)

[easydoesit-rn]

Got a pin for my lab coat

[crustycrow]

i made one for us as well

[labsafetyviolations]

*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*

[silveredcircuitry]

Made some tiny rayguns with beads and wire.

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

putting in my will that i want my autopsy performed by the guy who's weirdest about the sexual connotations of surgery

[septarian-sciences]

It's okay to vivisect someone if they're into it enough

[science-bastard]

i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss

[labdynastes]

I LOVE FLESH I LOVE GUTS I LOVE VISCERA I LOVE ORGANS I LOVE BLOOD I LOVE GORE I LOVE SCALPELS I LOVE SURGERY I LOVE OPERATING TABLES I LOVE DISSECTION I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO TOUCH IT I WANT TO GET IN IT I WANT TO DESECRATE IT I WANT TO SINK MY TEETH IN IT I WANT IT TO BE FUCKING DIVINE

[i-collect-shiny-stuff]

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