#ShiTeo stuff

[katusjuice]

75 for Shiloh x Matteo, 78 for Anais x Harley, & 94 for Floratooth

Ooh this should be fun-

ShiTeo (Shiloh & Matteo)

75. Which - if any - other famous ship's vibes do they emulate?

Shit- Idk. Any ships that have this vibe:

Shiloh would be the black stick figure and Teo would be the red stick figure.

SpaceRaptor (Anais & Harley)

78. Who has memorised the other's medical history?

Harley most DEFINITELY has everything anout Anais down pact. From the things she likes, to her daily routine, most everything. So it comes to no shock that Harley has her medical history. She literally has to make sure Anais takes her meds (after a while, Max put her on the meds-), and at least drink water like twice-

FloraTooth (Max & Toki)

94. Their pet has caused destruction. Who puts the pet in jail? Who defends the pet?

Spider broke Toki’s model airplane because fuck him. That’s the scenario. The penalty is the Timeout box (putting Spider in a cardboard jail cell)

Max is a Spider Defender so like she’s defending them but like she acknowledges that what Spider did was wrong but like…she needs kitty cuddles so like, nah-

Toki, on the other hand, is fucking livid. He legit has no idea why Spider doesn’t like him so Cat Jail. The only cat that doesn’t mess wirh him and it kills him inside-

[ratfuck]

What is the worst form of horror movie (found footage, slasher, parody, etc) iyo?

PARODY FOR SURE

theres definitely some good slasher and found footage movies, like the original Halloween and Nightmare on Elm Street and the Town that Dreaded Sundown, the original Blaire Witch Project still actually is fucking terrifying and REC is awesome too

Parody though.. like... you have SOME really good ones like Tucker & Dale V.S. Evil, Evil Dead 2 & Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Scream, etc, but theres some really terrible parody horror movies out there that just muck up the whole genre

like theres stuff like the Scary Movie series which kinda just outdates itself so badly and everyone’s seen those, but theres tons of shot-on-shiteo/direct to dvd movies made by amateurs out there that reaaaally try hard to be funny or scary but either come off as unfunny or just flat out disgusting

I mean theres always room for good parody horror movies, its just most of the time the titles that are released are self-referential pop culture gags or just an excuse to have topless women run around in a forest for 70 minutes