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please never go away
#enstars#ensemble stars#valkyrie enstars#mika kagehira#shu itsuki#shumika#erhm...........if you want me to explain this i feel like i would be the gif of the girl going “eto...bleh” lmao#it all started because of a video of moments of shu growling in songs and then i l read the lyrics for amor vincit omnia#i also feel like it doesn't make sense but i think that's the beauty of putting this in mika's perspective#cause i feel like he wouldn't be able to convey his love to shu the way shu would to him#i feel like he would just go 'oshi-san can i eat your heart?' cause that's where shu's love is stored in and that's the faster way to it#anyway i can't wait for my valkyrie trip album to come#art tag
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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Finally done framing my prints from @naruysae !!
This was my first time mounting and framing, and I definitely learned a lot. I'm VERY happy with how Burning Dove came out. I'm excited to continue mounting and framing the fanart prints I purchase in the future!! (Now to find a wall to hang these ...)
#sheep talks#sheep art#golden kamuy#i ordered these for my birthday and they came WAY faster than expected#they arrived right before i left for a weeklong vacation and i was SO MAD.#i wanted to mount them SO BAD#my favorite craft and framing store was closing for good the DAY they showed up#i took the shipping envelope to the store so i could pick matts and frames and then spent an hour and a half trying to decide...#Finger In The Mouth is on a metallic gunmetal mat and im SO happy i found it. it adds a great lil verve to it#I inhaled so many fumes as i woodburned that frame. it had so many paint layers on it#if people want i can reply with more details because i made a LOT of specific decisions with these#i almost did decorations with all of them but decided against it for now. i can always go back in and change that though
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The thing I love most about ollie transformation over the years is how it looks less like a redesign, and more him just going through puberty and hitting a HUGE growth spurt.

Orc Puberty™ with Ollie when he reached the ripe old age of -checks notes- 13
#the more time goes on the more the very 1st ollie looks like how he would in middle school or something bless his soul#the theory that he gradually transferred all his love stored in his hair to his muscles Still Stands#better to Hug with and pop a few vertebrae#OKOKOK god i have 3 pages left and im workin on the 3rd rn So imma be super safe and say it should be done in 3 weeks mark my words#hopefully ill turbo lock in on the last 2 and itll be done earlier but oughh#can major life events good or bad stop happening to me for fIVE MINUTESS 🫏 & night shift makes time go faster which Scares Me#anyway ill answer more later i just had to break the ice with one lest my brain falls off the face of the earth again
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not to make another whiny post about advertising but all the ads for electronics are emphasising how much AI support they have. guys. i have never wanted a new computer less, and my laptop has a habit of blue screen imploding every couple of years. but it's got a cd tray and is too old for windows to force copilot on it, soooooooooo
#electronics store newsletter: NEW PHONES WITH GEMINI AI!!!!!#me: violence. death. hatred#oh god i just realised my laptop might be due for another BSOD soon. last time was christmas eve two years ago#and it's big and clunky and i hate transporting it anywhere#ai industry please die faster
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Nah, imagine walking around Piccadilly Circus while mfs are blowing shit up and you see these two in front of you:





#running faster than that su*cide bomber running out the department store#actually that's me seeing Gaz#they'd have to throw me in a cell#kyle gaz garrick#captain price#cod#call of duty#gaz#john price#captain price smut#gaz smut#ghost#simon riley#könig#john soap mactavish
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he feeling cute this Christmas, call that a sleigh 🎅✨
⚠️// unwrapped version 😳 + ref below

#merry christmas#also sorry for not posting much#im not exactly active here so i just treat tumblr as a place to store my art#if you wanna connect with me faster im on twt and ig#christmas pinup#miguel o’hara#miguel ohara#spiderdads#old man yaoi#miguel spiderverse#atsv miguel#spiderverse miguel#miguel atsv#peter x miguel#miguel x peter#peter b x miguel#miguel x peter b#petermiguel#parkhara#spiderman#spiderverse#spiderman 2099#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#atsv#into the spiderverse#itsv#bmj_arts#spiderman across the verse
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“its 7 in the morning why are you—” its a must

#i know damn well they already have it in stores but WHATEVER….#pjoverse#pjo#i feel like i shouldve pre ordered but….. WHATEVER THE LAST BOOK ARRIVED WAY FASTER#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#wrath of the triple goddess
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I hope next season of The Pitt has someone (probably a Med Student or patient) say "Boy it sure is quiet in here". And everyone yells "oh my god, no you didn't". Dr Robby and McKay probably tried to shush them at "Boy it sure is-" but it was too late. The damage is done. They're jinxed. And here comes a wave of chaos.
Never, ever say sl0w or qu!et in a hospital or the universe will change that real quick. If you go in the ER and think "Wow it sure is quiet in here" no you fucking didn't. Unthink that thought right now. Knock on wood, throw some salt over your shoulder, say three Hail Marys, idk something. The only four letter S word you can say in the ER is "shit".
My top choices for who says it:
- Whittaker: He's young and still a newbie. He doesn't know all the rules, but he's gonna learn. And lowkey, he's a walking jinx even on a good day.
- Myrna: She knows the superstition but she enjoys the chaos. She uses the superstition's powers for her own enjoyment. Plus she likes to get under Fruitcake's skin.
- Harrison or Mel's sister: It was an accident. They didn't know. They can't help it. No one blame them unless you wanna end up on a gurney with an ice pack.
#and while im at it#this also applies to retail#dont say the Q or S words in a store#idgaf if it makes the day go by faster i want some fucking peace and quiet#the pitt
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well, have you ever stopped & thought about the fact that there are so many things to enjoy in this life? that happiness once achieved can be done again, elsewhere? that you haven't Done everything in your life & that there are limitless possibilities & experiences that await you?
music will forever be created & there'll always be one earworm you've yet to find.
stories will forever be written & there will always be one awaiting you that'll make you smile.
good people exist & will forever because free will is as much of a blessing as it is a curse. they will fight for you, & be there for you, if you can just find them.
the world is gigantic & vast & even in a lifetime, you'll never be able to know all of it, but there'll be enough goodness & happiness to get you by, & may it find you one way or another.
on days like these, take it easy. & just remember that there's more that awaits you than this current routine.
#twinkie talks#i read a terrible manga this weekend! life is good#oh yeah & the president gets in today. who cares i'm gonna get a treat at the grocery store tomorrow#i promise you taking things one day at a time is Very good for your mental health. consider every 24 hours you get through an accomplishmen#a step forward from the awful shit that's happened or what may come. you'll get it over with faster that way#of course i'm kind of just talking out of my ass but#sincerely may joy find you all this year
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Come to me for all your problems, I give good advice 🌝
#lol#boss makes a dollar i make a dime#thats why i shit on company time#im full of sage advice#bathroom humor#faster louder stinkier#comedy#tips and tricks#life skills#potty humor#dont be shy#blow this up#like my cuzzo blee up the company bathroom#cherry bomb#it's even funnier because her job is literally#fruit ninja#she chops fruit for a grocery store produce section#personal#op#is it me#tis me#shit post#literally#text post#also literally#funny#memes#funny memes#txt post
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Google how to stop thinking about fictional character at the function
#i am#losing it#pool time? man he looks good in a swimsuit#car ride? hmm i wonder if he'd be able to fit#(he can change sizes so the answer you be yes)#at the grocery store? ohh hed be able to reach the top shelves for me no problem#at the park? i bet he could climb this tree faster than any of these peeps#walking dogs? mann i wanna hold his hand and swing our arms together#at a party? man this dudebro (that very obviously was crushing on me) is neat and all but boy howdy y'know what else is neat#help#yes doctor i do have autism why do you ask#ughfdh
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The number of people who nearly knock over my 68 year old mother who has balance and mobility issues because she isn't moving fast enough for them in the fucking grocery store is infuriating to me. Have a little fucking patience, jesus christ.
#i get it it's annoying to move slowly but fucking suck it up and deal with it#she literally physically cannot move faster and it is not her fault that people are blocking the opposite direction in a busy store#personal
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do you like my new pfp
this too shall pass
#feesh answer#flights of fancy are ever only that.#temporary.#why TF am i conjured during the reckoning of biblically accurate snekumo i should be the LAST thing present in that snapocalypse#yall would get there faster than me#i show up 6 days late cuz i was out exploring the new grocery store
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