#They're equals who are equally in love and equally stupid/pos

[edwardallenpoe]

wait. Wait. What. People are saying that??? Have they WATCHED Good Omens????

Aziraphale is SOOO intelligent. He is SO compassionate, he is so kind, hell, he can PHYSICALLY FEEL EMOTIONS (take his reaction at the nun/training facility) and yes, he is totally autistic coded and the way he processes and expresses emotions are affected by both his TRAUMA (did we forget about the SIX THOUSAND+ YEARS OF TRAUMA THAT ANGEL HAS PACKED IN HIM???) and neurodivergent traits. Not only does that affect him, but, like, up until the end of the first season, he was completely and utterly tied to Heaven and the threat of damnation and destruction loomed not only above his head but Crowley's, and even though they're technically not employed by heaven and hell, they still have that lurking fear that heaven/hell can pop up any moment, and season two's WHOLE PLOT is trying to not get destroyed by heaven/hell!! Sure, Aziraphale might not know about The Book Of Life, but he damn well knows that he could FALL, or GET BURNED BY HELLFIRE (see s1's trial where Crowley and Aziraphale stood in for each other) he may not know the specifics, but he knows enough, and he's doing his best, and what he perceives as "the best" is pushing Crowley away and sacrificing his life on earth to go to heaven to try and make a difference.

If Aziraphale is emotionally intelligent, literally everyone has no chance.

I've seen people talk about Aziraphale having 'no emotional intelligence' and being a bad person/hating on him for the final fifteen/etc. HELLO? That final scene was all of his religious trauma (or whatever the equivalent is in angel terms) being pushed to the front because of his decision. Also no emotional intelligence??? Okay. Okay. Yeah, the incredibly autistic-coded character has "no emotional intelligence"? Not cool to say that imo. Aziraphale is insanely emotionally intelligent, but also struggles with six THOUSAND years of trauma and yearning and fear. I'm so passionate about understanding Aziraphale's decision and not hating him for it because it was necessary. Sorry this is so ramble-y, but it's kinda late and I needed to talk about something Good Omens related. Also it made me angry as an autistic Good Omens fan who loves that so many people agree Aziraphale is autistic.

[mushyroomswebkinz]

OKAY!!! I hyped myself up, with some light encouragement from my sibling (shout out to them! Seriously tho they let me rant about me stupid little guys so thanks for that/pos).

I'm going to talk about my first ever transformers oc that I made about...two and a half years ago. Back when I first finally got into transformers (I was in denial before that), I made an oc that didn't really look like the thing I wanted them to transform into. And to be fair they still kinda don't but I DONT CARE my goober my rules or whatever.

Soooo meet Stargate officially!!! Pronouns are They/Them only and they're supposed to turn into a Volkswagen van (but heavily modified). They make 70's fashion and music their whole personality and love to talk..a whoooole lot. Big yapper and loves to party/go clubbing. The war kinda busted that sadly. Back on Cybertron (not really based on any specific version just kinda what I view Cybertron as now. I've consumed much media), they were into body mods and clubbing and forgetting they have a science degree!!

When the war started they started to assist Shockwave in the lab but ended up getting kicked out because somehow a small bot annoyed the "emotionless" scientist. How? It's honestly a mystery.

Here's what their earth bot mode looks like! ^

Lots of green and a silly antenna that bobs around. Not too far off from what they originally looked like but I did change a bit from the original to now! I'm happy with what they look like and happy with the colors I've chosen. This little guy admires the purple scientist and is absolutely terrified of Megatron and Optimus Prime.

Here's what they looked like on my Cybertron, little hover vehicle that's not space worthy. Wings do nothing they are for emoting and for show. Heels are cosmetic too and honestly most of the frame is haha.

Some doodles to go along too! Kinda just some silly stuff. I've got like over 18,000 words on a word doc of just random story stuff with them and my other oc who's equally as old! Crazy what autism can do to a motherfucker cause holy moly.

I also have a human design for them but that is for a later date!! I've rambled enough for rn and soon I will talk about my other guy..Monsterwulf!!

[stormblessed95]

https://www.tumblr.com/stormblessed95/735173163757010944/as-a-straight-army-if-jikook-hypothetically?

*feel free to not post if you don't want to start issues 💜*

i really do want to be nice bc feeling excluded is a real thing and it sucks, and i'm hoping that this anon is actually being genuine

but hearing cishets whine (sorry but it sounds like that) about not being included in queer spaces is beyond hilarious and annoying

As a straight ARMY if Jikook (hypothetically) would ever admit they are, or were a thing, I would at once be happy for them, but at the same time get a bit jealous, coz then queer ARMY would try to gate keep them like anything.

Queer fans can be rather possessive about queer celebs I have seen. I kinda get why they would, but still..

bts has always been for for anyone and everyone, but ok 🙃🙃

i'm hoping you mean that queer army would make liking bts/jikook a "queer only" thing and not us (queer armys) protecting them when they live in a conservative HOMOPHOBIC country where they can get thrown in prison for having same sex relations during military enlistment, being an "issue".... pls tell me that's what you mean 😐

bc having to deal with kpop stans and armys (yes some of y'all are fcking disgusting pos) being homophobic and transphobic towards jimin is already hard enough while he's closeted (if he's queer/bi), i don't even want to think of how bad it'll be if/when he comes out, especially adding in the locals and gp (and when jimin is literally south korea's sweetheart....)

then with the amount of "straightkookers" and y/ns, if jk is queer/gay it's going to be BAD

and if jikook are actually dating.....

also considering we've literally just had to report and email to protect the members (jimin especially) about people being homophobic and using their (bts') country's outdated and horrible laws for enlistment to harm or hurt the members, kinda want you to stfu

Queer ARMY already say BTS just for girls, gays and theys and they are mostly joking. But if Jikook or any BTS member for that matter were to come out officially, these wont be jokes.

y'all are allowed to make thousands of straight ("his wife/girlfriend") jokes about the members, but god forbid queer people have fun

and i'm sorry but YOU (anon) are the majority here, yet you're scared queer fans are going to "bully out" the straight fans 😭😭

BTS, especially the members who come out wont be considered as those with universal appeal, but be promoted, touted as queer icons instead.

as they should 😌

also plenty of queer celebs and artists are still loved by cishet fans

Straight fans who now participate as ARMY equally with non het fans, would now become "guests in a queer space/fandom)".

EQUALLY????

the amount of times i've been attacked bc i suggest a member might be queer (not even shipping related btw), the multiple stupid ass debates surrounding like crazy, face, seven, 3D, standing next to you, and golden, and the dumbass opinions during jimin's photo folio

also queer people are "guests" in real life already

Our opinion on their style, music choice, career trajectory would be shut down as #hetopinionnotvalid.

i mean if the topic is about queer topics or issues, then letting queer people speak on that is basic human decency imo

y'all let (or you should be 🤨) poc, women, ect speak on issues that they're affected by when bts does something related to those issues, so let queer people do the same 😞

Straight BTS fans would then be likened to straight women who go to gay clubs, as interlopers who are encroaching something that doesnt belong to them.

y'all want to be oppressed so bad 💀💀

it's MUSIC, just have fun and be respectful

"Yall want to be oppressed so bad"

*cosigned* thanks for dropping in anon

[amber-dragonfly]

I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE LAST CHAPTER MAN [IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE] I JUST. YOU COOKED MAN AS ALWAYS CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE

I think I've said this before [I think it was on anon but I SWEAR it was me just before I got comfortable sending asks off of anon out of fear of sounding stupid or something G RHJFJEJFJFJ] but oh my fuck dude Kobb and Rezek's friendship [🏳️‍🌈 /silly] is SO SPECIAL TO ME especially because I've been rereading the earlier chapters of ratc so I can explain the plot better to my qpp and god I love seeing how far they've come it FUCKS ME UP SO BAD /POS

The way they both went from being so distrustful and angry with each other to this IMMENSELY VISCERAL UNBREAKABLE TRUST AND FAITH between them. The way Kobb was the first out of ANYONE that Rezek told about Frifer. The way that Kobb was the first one it felt comfortable/safe enough with to hug [after they left Korok Forest way earlier on in the story] and probably just be that close with in general. THE WAY THEY STILL FIGHT AND ARGUE SOMETIMES BUT ALWAYS MAKE UP AND GROW CLOSER WITH EVERY MISTAKE. The way that in the last chapter Rezek was the one to stop Sledge from charging into the Lynels when they thought it had killed Kobb because it SO INTENSELY BELIEVED AND TRUSTED that Kobb would be okay, and how it knew it was still alive when they all teleported back to Akkala before it even sat back up. GOD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I've been calling then stormshelter,, thinking of other names but I might just stick with that,, UGG HHHHH THEY'RE SO LOVELY THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT TO ME WILLNYOU COOKED SO HARD WITH YOUR CHARACTERS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

YEAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH

God I could talk about Rezek and Kobb for hours it's unreal. One part that I really love about their dynamic is that usually when you see clashing within the party in fiction it's over misunderstanding and/or hearing the wrong parts of convos (which I can't stand which is why they will never appear here lol)

But no Rezek and Kobb are both "Oh, I understand everything. I just think you're wrong" lajhskdfasdk

I still remember back during the Korok Forest arc where I was like "okay who's going to be the one to get everyone to go back to Rezek". At first I was gonna make it Sledge since it had its whole first encounter with Rezek and knew it was hiding more than it let on. But I ultimately decided on Kobb because I was like "No. It would be such a good example of Kobb's character if it was the one to go back to Rezek instead."

I JUST GRAHHHHHHHH KOBB NEVER EVER GIVES UP!!!!!

I feel like it was THAT moment that solidified what I really wanted to do with Kobb. And then its dynamic with Rezek as consequence. LIKE REZEK THOUGHT ALL OF THEM WOULD GIVE UP ON IT WHEN THE INEVITABLE HAPPENED BUT THEY DIDN'T AND THE ONE IT CLASHED WITH THE MOST SPEARHEADED THEM RECONCILING AAAAAAAAAA

AND THAT LED TO KOBB BEING THE FIRST THAT REZEK OPENED UP TO ABOUT FRIFER LIKE U SAID YEA YEA

MY FAVORITE CONTRAST BETWEEN THEM, PERSONALLY, IS HOW THEY'RE EQUALLY EMOTIONAL/ANALYTICAL BUT IN OPPOSITE WAYS

Kobb's very emotionally controlled while Rezek has a tendency to let its emotions get the better of it. BUT THEN WHEN IT COMES TO COMBAT THEY'RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE. Kobb is often a little too eager to hop into battle (as seen in the Rito AND Lynel arc) to prove a point, while Rezek is EXTREMELY controlled and patient while in battle. (Exceptions notwithstanding Rezek was just being a little silly in its duel with Ire).

WHICH MAKES THE MOMENT WHERE REZEK GOES "I still believe" HIT SO HARD because it has so much trust in the combat-side of its brain when it says that Kobb is still alive it believes it 200%.

Stormshelter tho omg,,,,,,

[tanketorskk]

Omg!!!! So much to say about your response!!! /Pos (not piece of shit Lol)

Ummumum 1st of all,,,, I love love love the explanation (IG? If you have a better word for it you're 100% and totally welcome to tell me!!) for wise prince!! The only thing that gets me is then in the bath, but like,, the more I (dorm)dwell on it LOL the more I can Def see it :0

2nnnnd um................ Igor and Snape... Goodness. Um I can definitely see the subtext there in Gob but idk ig I've never really given them like THAT much thought (super positive!!) and I like yours. :3 do you know how they got started? Idk they're like weirdly cute to me especially when you talk about them. How do you think they like,, started? Bc I could totally see them like teasing each other or something AGHHHH IDK I just think Sev is such a brat lol and idkidk Igor would probably love to put him in his place IDK

Um um and 3rd do you think the Malfoys being sort of peacock-y does any thing w Igor's fear of birds? :0 Idk I just like your thoughts on everyone (I've been keeping up with all your posts!!! Hope that okiedokie:3)

Ohoh and 4, how do you think the Igor/Snape stuff changed like not just in Gob but while Igor was in Azkaban?? Idk I wouldn't be surprised if he was like,,, scared of being on Snape's bad side (tbh a lot that is because the narcing didn't work and Snape would 100% let him know that he KNEW) and like,,, tried to somehow let him know that he "didn't mean it" or something, and like,, even more since you think Igor like actually trusted him (which I would be super down to hear how you think that began, too, if you ever want to yap about them (idk you just make them so cute to me))

Aghhhh super long sorry!!!!!!!! I'll be going, now, DW LOL

- 🍃

Ahhhh this is so long I love it jvnjbngjbg

Their stupid little shower time thing is actually one of my favourites, it's so funny to me. You've got this actively "I hate the gays" dude who regularly gets up from his equally as regular cuddle with his best bud on the PUBLIC COMMON ROOM COUCH to be like "Do excuse me while I fetch my (way too many) hair products, Sevvy. Mother and I found the most wonderful hair mask, you simply must let me try it on you" and then they go for their "platonic" soak in the baths where Edmund somehow manages to convince Severus to let him clean his hair because the one bar of soap Severus uses for everything "simply will not do!"

It's the scene with them outside that was cut (or in the extended version or something??) that really got me, where they catch a couple fooling around in the carriages and then it lowkey looks like Igor is reaching for Sev's waist but also the second he tries to grab his arm Severus raises them full on above his head, wrists together like??? (they're also on a first-name basis which like,, could mean nothing but??) (this is also completely unrelated to this but can we talk about how Severus curled his hair for the Yule ball??? Edmund in his influencer era after years and years of trying) I'm not entirely sure how they start off, though I'm not sure how playful I imagine Sev to be. I don't think he's got anything going for him sexually, in fact, he probably considers it a bit gross and unnecessary and he's acknowledged long ago that no one in their right mind should be attracted to him, so he struggles with people actually wanting to be intimate with him/people seeing him as attractive (he's got this problem times ten with Edmund who is clearly blind because he's somehow convinced himself that Severus is gorgeous). I do think Igor was more forward, I think he's always asked a lot of questions like "how far have you gone with girls" or "do you have a girlfriend" or "are you into insert stuff that's inappropriate to ask during dinner" you know?? So at some point, he probably made some stupid comment about bending Severus over or how he'd look nice splayed out on his bed or some shit and one thing led to another. I don't think it was ever a particularly talked about or thought-out thing it just sort of happened and then,, kept happening???

I'm so excited to hear you've been keeping up with everything, it's been a true joy to yap!! I don't think it's got as much to do with the Malfoys as it does with the Averys vjfnbjgb. Because yes, Igor fears birds in general but he especially fears owls and the Averys are barn owls through and through (Edmund Senior wooed his wife by gifting her a taxidermied rat and telling her facts about owls). Igor and Edmund do not get along (especially not in the aus where Igor and Severus sleep together because "how dare he, that gauche pigeon-livered, fatheaded flapdoodle!!!"). I don't think Igor necessarily fears Edmund but he definitely freaks him out enough for him to keep him at a distance while Edmund hates Igor for being close to Severus and also because he thinks he's way above being in the company of "someone like Igor"

I definitely think Igor was scared shitless at the thought of being on Severus's bad side, but also he was just scared of being in society after being released from Azkaban tbh. Azkaban fucked with his head a bit, did what it's supposed to do I guess cause homeboy does not want to go back there. He took the coward's way out and ratted out as many people as possible, including his former fling and his school bully (which is just,, so full circle if we imagine Dolohov is one of the people that hunt down and kill Igor in the end). I think maybe Igor pulls some sort of "what would you have done"/"look at what everyone else did, it was every man for himself" and I would not be surprised if he brought up how other people close to Severus pleaded the Imperius curse (cough Edmund cough). I don't think there's necessarily any like,, deep reason for Igor trusting Severus other than "losers gotta stick together". It kinda reminds me of how Viktor Krum's most important person in GOF is Hermione despite him having only met her a few months prior ngl (someone should ask me about Viktor Krum cough cough)

I think it's so funny /pos that you think they're cute cause in my mind they're literally this and also they're both nasty LMAO (shoutout to my friend for the picture lmao this is exactly the vibe they should be giving off)