#Tincan stuff

[thepenguisalive7]

Did the twt thing

[thepenguisalive7]

Ye ye!!!

Thank you for commissioning!!! I’m glad you like it <3

New pfp alert!!!

I commissioned this amazing piece of art from @thepenguisalive7 (whose comics you've definitely seen) and I love it so much!!

Note how they are in love and have matching key necklaces and are so happy and not traumatized at all.

[spotsupstuff]

NOOOOO BOREAS IS NOT READY FOR THE HORROR THAT IS SMELLING SALTS HAHAHA

he's gon snap 'em both like twigs. the moment he gets a grip on his surroundings that is

[pillz-c0mics]

Its been 300 years. Has it not? Thought I was dead? Well I was, until a certain @tincanjones dug this still beating project from under my floorboards, and drew a couple o' lovely pieces of Malik!

[thetincanandroid]

noodlin

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[weirdcoregal35]

Anyways, writing this because it’s FATHER’S DAY!!!

RF! Sun: Up you go!! *carrying Dazzle*

RF! Dazzle: *giggling*

RF! Solar: Okay, I’ll be back. I’ll only be gone for four hours.

RF! Sun: Say…Solar…are you sure you’re okay to celebrate today?

RF! Solar: Hmm?

RF! Ruin: Yeah…are you okay with us celebrating Father’s Day for Sun and Moon…?

RF! Solar: …PSSH! I’ll be fine! It’s for them, anyways!!

RF! Ruin: *walks up to him, whispering* Are you absolutely sure…?

RF! Solar: *kisses Ruin’s forehead* Absolutely. I’ll be back, okay?

RF! Ruin: *blushing* …Okay then. Be safe, darling! I love you.

RF! Solar: I will. Love you too, dear.

~Later, at the factory~

RF! Solar: Goddamn it, how did one of the machines get clogged up?! Stupid cheap metal-

RF! Sakura: *jumps on his back* SURPRISE ATTACK!!

RF! Solar: GAH-SAKURA!!

RF! Bloodmoon: BOOM!! *jumps on his back as well, laughing*

RF! Solar: YOU THREE, CUT IT OUT!!

RF! Sakura: HAHA!! Alright, alright!! *grabs Bloodmoon and hops off Solar’s back*

RF! Solar: Ow…now, what do you three-

RF! Sakura: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!

RF! Bloodmoon: *holding up some poorly tapped boxes* WE BOUGHT YOU PRESENTS!!

RF! Solar: …What??

RF! Solar Flare: DID YOU GUYS TELL HIM YET!

RF! Sakura: YES! NOW GET IN HERE!!

RF! Solar Flare: *peeking into the room* ALRIGHT, FINE!

RF! Killcode: *peeking in as well* Happy Father’s Day, Solar!!

RF! Solar: *pause* Wait, wait, wait! Shouldn’t K-KC get more recognition?? I-I mean-

RF! Sakura: WE ALREADY CELEBRATED HIM AND GAVE HIM HIS PRESENTS! YOUR TURN!!

RF! Bloodmoon: OPEN THE GIFTS!

RF! Solar: ALRIGHT, FINE!!

RF! Sakura: …You just got him rocks and stuff, did you?

RF! Bloodmoon: AND CARDS!!

RF! Solar: Hmm? What’s this one?

RF! Sakura: Oh! That’s from me!!

RF! Solar: *he opens it to see a small cat plushie, completely sown back together.* You…you actually-

RF! Sakura: I saw how the worker tore up your cat plushie…so…I thought I could fix it up back for you…!

RF! Solar: …

RF! Sakura: Solar??

RF! Solar Flare: Boss??

RF! Killcode: *hugging Solar* Yeah buddy…I get it…

RF! Solar: *ugly crying*

@lednet-sorrow-au-blog

@bloodyrockseverywhere

@dolce-cerise

@tincan-fandomfreak

[absolutebl]

Hi P’ABL, building off an earlier ask you answered, what are your top recommendations if I want to watch a BL where the main focus is the romance between two characters? Something along the lines of Semantic Error for example? Or even Old Fashioned cupcake?

Hum, you mean where there is little to no outside plots, external pressure, or secondary characters? Most KBLs are pretty closed systems but they of have external pressures. Lemme think... there are shorts of course. Okay I did a ratings sort and then just read through my favorites with this in mind... this is pretty darn subjective tho.

BLs that are just simple sweet romances

High School Setting

I Cannot Reach You AKA Kimi ni wa Todokanai (Japan 2023) - a very simple friends to lovers romance.

HIStory 2: Crossing the Line (Taiwan 2018) - classic sports romance

My School President (Thailand 2023) - the high school version of soft boys being soft, there's a side "plot" and a band but who cares?

About Youth (Taiwan 2022)

University Setting

Semantic Error (Korea 2022) - asker chose this as their primary example.

A Breeze of Love (Korea 2023) - reunion romance

A First Love Story (Korea 2021) - 2 part short that is exactly what you want.

Oxygen the series (Thailand 2020) - the university version of soft boys being soft, this one is a hyung with the young rich boy chasing the older orphan

We Best Love (Taiwan 20210 - part one is enemies to lovers, part 2 is office reunion enemies to lovers 2nd chance.

2gether (Thailand 2020) - oh the pining ridiculousness

Star in My Mind Star and Sky (Thailand 2022)

Hidden Agenda (Thailand 2023) - that isn't hidden at all

Love By Chance (Thailand 2018) - watch for AePete and TinCan but don't bother with the other threads

Why R U? (Thai 2020) - I mean it's madness but there is no other plot but the romances

Why R U? (Korean adaptation of Thai original) (Korea 2023)

2 Moons 2 is kinda the same thing, but I don't rate it as high as the Why R U?s. There are many who would call me crazy for this.

I thought about including the Love Class series but both of them have stalking sub plots. And I'm inferring you don't want any darkness or stress at all.

Office Romances

Old Fashion Cupcake (Japan 2022) - asker chose this as a second example, although I would call it a bit more complex given the themes of self discovery and worth.

Our Dating Sim (Korea 2023) - basically a reunion romance (second chance) but there is a bit of work stuff.

Be Loved In House: I Do (Taiwan 2021) - office romance, it's Taiwan so like We Best Love it'll be a little chaotic but I think it's what you're looking for.

Love is Science? BL Cut (Taiwan 2021) - the gays are the side couple there is a noona romance lead and a mature romance side, everything soft romance all day long.

Step By Step (Thailand 2023) - pretty classic office romance, Korea's version is called The New Employee and is also good but there is a lot more about the actual job as part of the plot.

Love Mate (Korea 2023) - aggressive pursuit from the new intern but it's a Kdrama so its ultimately soft...

Roommates of Poongduck 304 (Korea 2022) - cohabitation and office enemies to lovers

Foodie Romances

Bon Appetit (Korea 2023) - reunion romance

The Tasty Florida (Korea 2021) - love at first sight

What Zabb Man! (Thailand 2022) - he knows him by the taste of that one dish!

You Are Ma Boy (Vietnam 2021) - had to throw in something from Vietnam

Countryside Setting

Love Tractor (Korea 2023) - city boy meets country boy, they fall in love, opposites attract

A Tale of Thousand Stars (Thailand 2021) - okay this does have lots of extra characters and some complexity because it's GMMTV and Thailand but it is the most classic "romance" that Thailand has ever done gay. Kissing on cliffs at sunset and parting at airports and everything.

Some More (Korea 2018) - another great short that meets your criteria

Okay I think that's it, if you want to give more restrictions I could tailor the list down more.

[dolce-cerise]

I needed to get the worms out of my fucking brain

Also, more vampire au stuff! I haven't done shit with this au since like last year i think-

Vamp! Earth: Omfg… why, why, why, WHY!

Vamp! Nexus: What the fuck are you screaming about!?

Vamp! Earth: NOTHING!-

Vamp! Nexus: …Who is it?

Vamp! Earth: …Who is what?

Vamp! Nexus: You heard me, sister. Who has you spiraling like this?

Vamp! Earth: …Killcode…?

Vamp! Nexus: Sis, I'm gonna be so honest, that's so real.

Vamp! Earth: Wait, what?

Vamp! Nexus: I mean, tall, taller than YOU, deep ass voice, actually a good person despite being absolutely terrifying, a good dad? Who wouldn't want him?- besides obvious answers.

Vamp! Earth: SEE!? HE'S HOT!

*Lunar opens the door looking so confused*

Vamp! Lunar: You two think Eclipse's DAD is hot???

Vamp! Earth: ...

Vamp! Nexus: ...

Brainworms… i hate them.

@weirdcoregal35

@lednet-sorrow-au-blog

@bloodyrockseverywhere

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@tincan-fandomfreak

[thetincanandroid]

This is so much my energy it almost hurts

Pumpkin

[bootlaceworm]

im. theres only three after party crew members i have fully realized in my head and the rest are just heaps of ideas and stuff. theres a this thing i do where i replace characters i havent really imagined at all and replace them with pharma because its really funny to me personally. anyways the three are tin-can whim-wham and trip up (chef, pilot, captain) only whimwham and tincan are on here though.

ive been trying to come up with wws nicknames so and right now its: double-you, whamsmackadoodle, 2W, world wide web, websight, WOOOOSH and thats it

[thepenguisalive7]

here’s a fun detail I decided to add in in my qBBH art! If you’ve noticed, my pre-egg missing arc qBBH did not have a halo! I saw someone say it’s because he probably wanted to have a more down to earth approach, and tried to be less demon-like, because he knows that part of himself brings trouble, and also for the sake of his kid. That’s part of it! But it’s also mainly because I liked the idea that he hid his halo in the rim of Dappers hat for extra protection!

However once the eggs went missing, there’s no point in leaving the halo there, so it reappeared back on the original host. That’s why at the beginning of the stages of grief, his halo didn’t appear yet, because I think he’s still holding onto hope Dapper and Pomme are coming back soon. But after a while, he gets desperate, and he needs all the power he can get, especially with his slowly failing mind and body.

It’s blue and drippy now though, compared to how it’s supposed to be, because of the soul vulture infection as well as the fact as his soul is leaking out of him. As he dies, the halo slowly becomes dimmer but it shines bright in intense moments!

however! You’ll notice in the timeline of recent comics, his halo has disappeared again!

No I didn’t forget to draw the halo 😆 this is because according to the stream timeline, the etoiles moment happened before he was sure Dapper was okay after the explosion, and the Bagi comic happened after he confirmed Dapper was alright! Because,

The Halo is now back on Dapper for extra protection :D!

(this does make qBBH more vulnerable than ever, especially in his radioactive infected state)

[dramas-vs-novels]

I'm so confused- is LBC2 trying to pretend all the TinCan stuff didn't happen in LBC1? Or is it just them being awkward after Can refused to be with Tin?

Are we repeating the "You don't know my last name" thing because Tin is annoyed Can STILL doesn't understand his family's power, or are they pretending this is the first time we've done this dance?

Update: Can just said "I don't know your name, so what do you want me to call you"

Jesus fucking christ, we're really doing all this again...

WHY ARE YOU ACKNOWLEDGING HALF OF THE SHOW AND PRETENDING THE OTHER HALF DOESN'T EXIST????

[sodapopcurtis-dx-asks]

How did the whole food-dyeing thing start? What do you think’s been your best work?

I think it started from Pop, actually. Really funny scenario.

We was baking one day, and I noticed he was putting food dye into Mama's breakfast. Blue eggs. I looked at him funny n' was all like "Whatcha got there pop?"

He showed me blue eggs, and it blew little sodies mind. I went ballistic. N' then I asked for colored food ALL THE TIME.

After Mama and Pop passed, I kept making stuff with dye. My best work though...?

Soda hummed, tapping a finger to his chin. Two-Bit raised an eyebrow.

“Whatcha thinking, tincan?” Two-Bit asked, leaning in to stare at Soda's blank face.

Soda laughed as Two-Bit knocked foreheads with him, pushing the ginger away. “I'm tryna think of what foods I've made with food coloring!”

Two-Bit kept that same eyebrow crooked up. “You mean like, in general? Because That list could be infinite, Sodes.”

Soda shook his head. “Naw, not all of them. Someone asked me which one was my best work.”

“Awh, that's easy!” Two-Bit snatched up the paper.

There was this one summer where Soda made just all kinds of stuff with food coloring. You'd be surprised to learn that Soda can actually read baking instructions quite well. HAH.

Well, he made a whole dinner once with food dye. Mostly just for the breads though. Burgers with rainbow buns was my favorite. He put food dye in the lemonade too, and made some real fun rainbow assortments with kebabs. Good shit.

That was I think some time 2 years ago now, I ain't got half an ounce of a clue. But either way, that summer was just haywire for food coloring. You shoulda seen how many boxes we had stacked from May to August of just FOOD DYE. Darry nearly lost his shit had it not been for the fact Soda used his own paycheck money. ;)

Soda reads over Two-Bit's shoulder, smiling. “You liked all of those foods?”

“Hell yeah! They were cool as fuck! And tasty, for that matter.” Two-Bit smiled back. “You oughta do it again this year.”

Soda scoffed. “Yeah, maybe. I got better pay now... last time I just bout went broke. Well, more than I already am.”

“Ha! Truth to that, brother. All you got is dirt in them pockets.” Two-Bit snickered.

Soda rolled his eyes and took the note up, putting it back in the jar.

[taryn40k]

MERRY CANDLEMAS

Ho-ha-ha!

I have come with great jifts!

A brand new SWORD for Taryn, along with a book "And then there were 18"

A pile of new magazines for Sam !

A new holy incense for our engine-priest, with a fresh copy of the holy canticles of the omnissiah.

Phosphex, this innoncent grenade labeled "Smoke under supervion" (It's powered down from the originals but I trust you'll find a use for it)

A mysterious vial labeled "property of F.Bile" for our medic Savra.

A most holy ceremonial dagger for our Mielota ! (and a cherub. I found one on my way here, have it. it has a flamethrower.)

For Estaie, I had not much, besides this commissar cap. It's a copy authorized for decoration of personal quarters. I LIED! I ALSO HAVE A STAFF ! Wraithbone wrought, holy aquila, holy seals, the complete treatment!

Captain Harken, I got you a real treat, a free full-meal course on Terra from that one place quite high in society, to forget those pesky questions that once where asked.

Ock.... My friend, I have loads of pet food :3

To my dearest Democles: A portrait of Kaldor Draigo slaying deamons, and a tincan.

To lord Inquistor March, this empty soulstone. As a precious peace token and reminder of a task to be fulfilled.

And finally, to lord inquisitor, hosting us all: the mast known location of Trazyn the Infinite. (it's a map pointing at Ultramar.) Oh, and for the one living under... Let them have these books about farseers. It's an introduction, nothing too dangerous in there.

gifts from the harlequ- I mean the commissar! :D Yippee! Come get your stuff everyone! Merry Candlemas! :D

[gavinisqueer]

Gavin confused as to why nines is giving him so many gifts

Thank you for the prompt! This was the only one I got, so I went ahead and wrote a whole fic for it lol

If there was one place that Gavin couldn’t be said to be disorganized, it was his desk. His closet? There was stuff in there he’d lost back in 2029. Fridge? The amount of expired condiments lost in behind his recent purchases could make a health inspector cry. His own pockets? He lost his keys at least 2 times a day, and was always finding random receipts he’d shoved in his jeans and forgotten about until after they’d gone through the wash.

But his desk? He kept that thing clean, organized, and free of clutter. His work was everything to him, so every shred of his executive function went first and foremost to making sure he could find everything he needed at a moment’s notice.

Which was why the recent additions to the desk were getting to be pretty annoying.

It had started with a small stuffed bulldog. The thing had appeared one morning while he was on a coffee break, returning to find it sitting behind his keyboard. He’d blinked, looking around for the source, but seeing nobody nearby except his partner, Nines, who was sitting at their half of the shared desk, he shrugged it off. It wasn’t taking up much room, and if someone liked him enough to gift him something dumb and cute like that, he wasn’t going to complain. Most of his coworkers steered clear of him, so it was nice to be appreciated for once.

If that had been all, it would have been fine. But more things kept appearing over the coming days. A small potted cactus. A tiny fishbowl, empty of water but painted on the inside with little fish. A die where instead of numbers, each side displayed a different insult - that, he had laughed at. A month later and it was starting to get a little ridiculous. Most of his desk space had been taken over by the little knickknacks, to the point that he barely had room to put his coffee down. If the DPD were still using physical files, he’d already have had to shove some of them to the floor so he could work.

When he got back from a scene one day and trudged off to the bathroom, only to come back and find a tooth-shaped stress ball in the one space he had left for his coffee mug, it was the last straw.

“Goddamnit,” he grouched as he sat in his chair, spinning it to face Nines’ side of the desk. “Hey, tincan, you see who keeps leaving this crap on my desk?” He could have asked the android before, but he was having fun trying to guess who it was. It really needed to stop before he was drowning in the random shit that kept getting left for him, though.

Nines’ LED switched from the calm blue it had been projecting to red, surprising Gavin. It changed back almost immediately, the android having hacked the thing ages back so they wouldn’t be broadcasting their emotional state constantly, but Gavin knew what he’d seen. “I’m afraid I do not know, detective.”

“…really?” Gavin asked, “You’ve been sitting there the whole time, and you haven’t once seen who keeps leaving stuff here? I find that hard to believe.”

The android was silent for a moment. “I have been… very consumed by my work.”

Bullshit. “You’re telling me Mx. Best Android Ever can’t connect to the computer system and watch the bullpen at the same time? Even Connor can do that.” He knew bringing up the RK900’s predecessor would be a hit to their pride, and as expected, Nines looked annoyed at the comparison. “Seriously, just tell me. If they swore you to secrecy or something, I promise I won’t let them know it was you.”

Nines looked at him with an unreadable expression, and Gavin waited, giving them a few seconds to come to a decision. Finally, they said, “…I am the one who has been gifting you with that ‘crap’, detective.”

…well, shit.

Gavin winced, realising he’d just insulted the android right in front of them. “Shit, sorry, I didn’t mean it like that,” he said. “It’s just a lot of sh- stuff. And it’s cluttering up my desk. One or two things, fine, god knows everyone else around here has got enough personal affects to stage a garage sale in the break room, but this is getting excessive.”

LED cycling blue in a steady pattern that Gavin knew meant they were controlling it, Nines looked down at his desk, taking in the lack of space between all the random items that had accumulated there. “Oh,” they said quietly, “I see. My apologies, detective, I didn’t consider that my gifts might be taking up space you find valuable. I can remove them for you at the end of our shift.”

They turned back to their computer, as if Gavin was going to let the conversation end there. “You don’t have to remove them,” Gavin sighed. “I mean, I do need the desk space, but I can bring them home with me. You’ve just gotta stop adding more, or else my apartment will be taken over by this stuff, too.”

Their light cycled a natural yellow. “Understood. I only had two more gifts for you, anyway.”

“Oh, well, I guess I can take those, if there’s no more after that. But I gotta ask,” Gavin added, “why’re you leaving gifts on my desk, anyway? It’s not my birthday or anything, and even if it was, you would have given me more than enough presents to cover that a few weeks ago. Is there some android holiday I don’t know about? Shit, was I supposed to get you something?”

That brought a small, rare smile to their lips. “No, detective, there are no holidays at this time. If there were, I’m sure Connor would have outdone me in that regard with the lieutenant.” They seemed to hesitate for a moment before continuing. “They are… gifts of thanks.”

“Thanks for what?” Gavin asked, frowning as he tried to remember if he’d done anything last month to bring this about.

“For deviating me,” Nines told him. “The anniversary of my deviation is in two days.”

“Oh,” it was Gavin’s turn to say. He had only been told the android’s deviation was due to him, rather snidely, by Connor a few weeks after the fact. “Well, damn. I didn’t exactly do that on purpose, tincan. And you probably shouldn’t be thanking the guy who annoyed you into deviancy.” He looked back down at his desk, then asked, “And if that’s in two days, why’ve you been giving me stuff all month?”

“Because one month ago was the anniversary of when we were partnered,” the android answered, smiling. “And I can assure you, detective, you did not annoy me into deviancy. You did annoy me,” they added, “but that was not why I deviated. I had already been activated for six months before I came to the DPD, after all the efforts of Markus and the others at Jericho failed to break through my programming. Only for you to cause me to deviate within just a month of our meeting.”

Gavin frowned. “How…”

In answer, the android pulled out one of their desk drawers, taking something out and setting it on the desk beside them. Gavin stared at the tiny stuffed hippo in front of him, not understanding the significance.

“You gave me this when it came with the food you ordered,” Nines explained. “Despite how much you seemed to dislike me, you thought of me when you needed someone to give it to. I had never been given a gift before.”

“That’s what made you deviate?” Gavin asked, “Not, I dunno, the dozen or so times I threatened to throw you into a trash compactor the first week?”

“It was eleven times,” they corrected, “and yes. I had been programmed to withstand all manner of ill treatment and abuse so that I would not succumb to deviation. And the efforts of Jericho were never going to work, because I knew that everything they were doing was only because they wanted me to deviate. But you… You showed me kindness with no ulterior motive, a fact I could be certain of because you had made it quite clear that you did not want anything from me. So, if it were not for you being yourself,” Nines summarized, “I may never have deviated.”

Well, that was… a lot to get hit with on a Monday morning. “You still didn’t need to get me this many gifts,” he said, “but, uh, you’re welcome, I guess? And thanks. Some of this stuff is pretty neat.”

The smile they gave him at that had him turning his eyes back to his own computer to hide the red that rose to his face, even though he knew Nines would be able to tell from scanning him. They didn’t comment on it, thank fuck.

Later that day, when their shift ended, Gavin pushed all the things on his desk that he wouldn’t risk breaking into his bag, and carried the rest out to his car in his arms so he could take them home. His cat was about to get a lot more stuff to swat off of his shelves.

He did decide to leave behind the little stuffed bulldog Nines had gotten him. Just to give his desk a little personality so it didn’t look so sad.

If it happened to find a companion in the form of a blue hippo that had been given its own place on Nines’ desk, well. That was complete coincidence, an he would threaten violence on anyone who implied otherwise.

[thetincanandroid]

slippin n sliddin