#Transformers x reader

[cheschesterpossum]

This is the 10th time you, the liaison, knock his datapads off the table (you always get away with it)

[transformers-spike]

Bots kidnapping us from our old lives and wondering why we've become freeloaders under their care:

[revelboo]

Saw this and immediately thought of Nitro-Zeus. If Nitro-Zeus had/was a doggo ⬆️😂 also I love that character, unfortunately I looked up a compilation of him and it’s like 2 minutes and he had like 3 lines smh. A big problem I’ve always had with Michael Bay is he doesn’t give the transformers enough screen time. Also can we get a part 3? 🥺🥺🥺

I…. Legitimately wasn’t expecting you guys to like Nitro Zeus this much… I’m honestly, a little scared

Possessive Pt 3

Nitro Zeus x Reader

• Keep turning it over in your head, trying to figure him out. Because he could have smeared you into the floor and he hadn’t. And he’s acting like nothing happened. Back to lazily teasing you and threatening everyone else. Dragging a drum of fuel onto the pusher and keeping clear of the automated arms as they clamp down and shove the drum across the kill line, you head over to the desk to grab your lunch box to head to the rec room, but hesitate. And sit on the desk and open your lunch box instead. ‘We’re not supposed to be alone with it,’ the new guy mutters, lingering in the corridor. “I’m going to fuck you up when I get out of here, you keep calling me it,” Nitro Zeus growls, chuckling. “Who am I kidding? Gonna stomp your ass anyway.” Biting your lip as the guy stares at you as if he expects you to tell the big Decepticon off, you shrug and take a bite of your sandwich. It’s not like Nitro is going to listen to you, he just does whatever he wants. “The fuck you eating?” Nitro asks.

• And you snort at him as the other human finally leaves, your lips twitching. Holding up whatever you’re eating. Doesn’t look like much. ‘Turkey sandwich,’ you say, leaning to grab the speaker and thumb it on without him having to ask. Taking care of him. “No shit?” He growls. Bending, chains rattling, to pry the drum loose from the arms, he tips it up. Watching you as he drinks, the container making it awkward with his mouth so he makes a mess. His last warden had thought that was funny up until he’d crushed the drum and nailed the man in the head. Hadn’t realized how fragile humans were until he’d taken the man’s head off. Chuckling to himself at the memory. “Don’t like my wife not eating right.”

• “Did it ever occur to you that I might be married already?” You ask before taking a bite and he laughs at you, swaying to the music. “I could be.” And his mandibles flare at you in his weird little smile, gesturing at you with the drum. ‘Think I wouldn’t smell someone on my wife?’ He asks, wings flicking. ‘Nah, you ain’t cheating on me.’ Rolling your eyes at him, you swing your legs to the music. ‘Not my wife.’ Wait. He can smell you? There’s no ignoring the familiar, metallic musk of him thick in the space, but it hadn’t occurred to you that he could smell you. Or that his senses were good enough to tell that much. It’s a little creepy.

• And you stare at him as he finishes draining the drum and tosses it across the line, careful to throw it away from where you are so you won’t tense up. “You can smell me?” You ask, nose wrinkling as he dances, optic narrowing at you and chains rattling and slithering against the floor. Of course, he can. When you’re scared, your scent sharpens, takes on an acrid bite. Becomes fascinating. Intoxicating. “That’s weird.” Is it?

• “I’m taking you with me when the big guy busts me out of here. Can’t leave my wife behind,” he says, not answering your question. Big guy? Does he mean Megatron? Skin prickling, you force yourself to shake your head at him. Like he’s joking. Because he has to be, he’s always messing with you. The Decepticons still loose have no idea where this facility is. “And I’m killing that guy,” he adds, pointing a clawed servo at the new guy when he comes back in, the man scowling. “Yeah, you’re fucking dead. I’ve seen you looking at my wife.”

• Mandibles flaring when the new guy lifts an arm to extend his middle finger even though his arm is shaking when he does it, Nitro snarls. “He knows what that means,” you say, smiling cheerfully and he chuckles when the man hesitates. Lifting his own arms to flip the man off, engine rumbling. ‘Yeah, you’re dead, little guy. What did I just say about not looking at my fucking wife?’ He snarls, lunging suddenly against his chains to make the hydraulic trolley hiss a protest and the man trips over his own feet backpedaling, landing on his butt. “He told you not to look at his wife,” you agree and his head turns to stare at you, wing panels flaring as you wink at him. You’re his. So fucking his.

Previous

Do you guys want actual Bayverse storylines? It’d be like the G1/IDW storylines where I’m bastardizing elements of both to suit my needs.

[ctghost]

🤍💜 (๑>؂•̀๑)

ratbat in prime rouge's costume again and y/n!

[creator4favestuff]

Having Bee in a chokehold as you thrust your hips into his.

Technically, he doesn't need air to breath so it's fine. Plus, he asked you to do it, something about the excitement of it all.

Seems to be working for him as all he can chant is your name and pleads to keep going. His servos grasp onto your arm, as if to ground himself while his valve is already stuffed full of transfluid, both of your juices smeared together after multiple rounds.

Even as the both of you get close to that peak and you stuff yourself deep, filling him once more, he begs for more.

You take a breather, letting your body calm from the senstive pleasure-

Though it's interrupted by a call from Bulkhead, who asks if Bee's coming back to base soon.

Given the smaller bot's headshake, you relay the information, but Optimus chimes in that the team has training tomorrow, so he should come back to rest.

But Bee doesn't care for that right now! He just wants to keep going! To feel that delectable high however many times he can with you!

His valve clenches down, unwilling to let you go before moving himself. Try as you might to keep him still-

Nothing works, so you quickly end the call and promise to call back later.

Coolant slips past his dermas as you start moving once again, definitely rougher than before. His audio receptors completely miss the multiple calls, too engrossed by the sounds of transfluid mixing together, echoing throughout the room as another overload hits him.

This one hits harder, and he squirts, leaving both your spike and floor even more of a mess.

[xaythefreak]

Yandere Lost Light harem is so funny as a concept to me bc Rung and Fort Max (Fort Max to an extent) would be the only slightly tolerable ones so much that sometimes all I can think of is this

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

♡ ARMADA DATING HCS! BOT edition

i might do blurr, sideswipe and starscream. i love armada stuff. you rarely see any of it. especially a self insert, i have searched far and wide but it has only ever been fruitless. like a thirsty man trying to find water in a desert.

including: Optimus, Hotshot, Jetfire, Red Alert, Scavenger

cross-posted on ao3.

Optimus Prime:

— As leader of the autobots, he clearly has a certain charisma (unlike others) which really makes almost any bot fall for him but again, as a leader, he’s usually too engrossed in his duties to truly be romantic with anyone. The war has made him a little bit bitter. So don’t expect a confession from his side.

— He’s reluctant to get into a romantic relationship with anyone, mostly to protect them. But he craves love. Optimus loves being taken care of for once in his life. But he is not accustomed to it at all, he's been a war commander for his whole life. His reluctance is a result of never having time or the opportunity to be vulnerable with another. He doesn't really know how to.

—Because of this, he doesn't think he would be a good partner. The fact that he's always busy is there but this is the main reason.

— If you do end up together though, he would be more of a listener than a talker. He loves listening to you ramble and rant. If you’re in a tough spot and need to talk it out, Optimus is always there for you. He's more than happy to offer you guidance and advice. Optimus is a very comforting individual.

— He also makes tiny mental notes about what you like and dislike which is impressive considering the mech is almost always busy. Optimus will use this to his advantage in the future and to his full advantage when the war is over.

— On the contrary, it is much harder to get the bot to talk about how he feels. He’s always had to be seen as a supporting figure for the Autobots, someone to lean and depend on, so as a result most of his emotions are suppressed. He's a closed book that will only open slowly with time.

— But he’s really good at showing you just how happy he is in your presence! Happiness comes naturally to the Prime. You make him feel calm and he really likes that. Being able to lean on someone for the first time in a long time feels nice which is why he is initially reluctant to accept your help or support but then gets accustomed to it.

— Optimus rarely gets jealous. He trusts you and knows that you will never hurt him or let him down.

— He’s a surprisingly touch starved individual. He loves holding your servos or having your arms hold him. Of course, it's only really when it's just the two of you. Optimus has a tough leader persona to maintain. And he doesn't want it to crumble.

— You two sometimes just lay down on the grass in some silent field away from base on the rare occasion that Optimus isn’t busy and just try to talk for hours on end, hoping no one will disturb you two and pray that Megatron will have something better to do than his usual schemes.

— The Prime does try to crack a joke or two every now and then but he has dad humour so its not the funniest. However, if you genuinely do laugh from his horrible attempt at humour, a big wide giddy smile will be behind his face-guard. His bad sense of humour will make you laugh. Optimus manages to get a laugh out of you just because of how bad his attempt was.

— Overall, he’s a sweetheart. Optimus is extremely soft for the most part. You're like an old married couple. Just don’t expect him to be able to make a lot of time for you, he’s a busy bot. Optimus does feel guilty about that in a way, like he's not able to give you the attention you deserve... but you two are in a war so he knows its not practical and he shouldn't be feeling this way.

Hot Shot:

— He has zero dating experience. Hot Shot at first is clueless on what to do but he gets by, somehow. He definitely would confess first to you and try to ask you out.

— Hot Shot is a ball of energy so it's very fun to hang out with him. Unlike with most of the others, you guys can actually go on dates. Hot Shot is willing to gamble if it means you guys can get lovey dovey away from base.

— He’s a talker, he’ll always tell you about his day or how Red Alert is up his aft constantly or how Jetfire gets too cocky. Hot Shot could ramble on for hours but he does listen to what you have to say as well... or he tries to. He doesn’t have the best attention span out there.

— The motor mouth is a sucker for your approval and validation. Hot Shot always waits keenly for your input. Your opinion and how you perceive him matters a lot to him.

— Hot Rod isn’t entirely open to flirting. He does try (even if his flirt skills aren’t the best) but then immediately gets flustered when you reciprocate, which makes you laugh and that makes him even more flustered. Its a self-feeding loop of embarrassment for him.

— In fact, kisses have to be initiated by you. Hot Shot freezes up and tries to play it cool but that stupid smile plastered across his face tells you otherwise. He loves cuddling and soaking up your warmth.

— He’s too coy to initiate any touch for the most part so he doesn’t get touchy.

— He constantly needs your support and reassurance when he’s at his lowest. Especially when Optimus ‘died’.

— Hot Shot gets jealous easily too but he doesn’t really do anything about it. He usually just pouts and mumbles to himself how much better he is... internally. He’s an adorable boyfriend.

— “Matching paint-jobs, please?”

— A lot of this stuff is new for him so bear with him for a while. Hot Shot has always been too focused on other things and he has never really been exposed to romance but he’s glad he gets to experience this for the first time with you.

Jetfire:

— Despite his tough exterior, you’re pretty surprised to find that he has a very soft side to him. He will try to act tough and play it cool even while being with you. Jetfire isn't really sure how he managed to get you to ask him out but he's happy it happened because he was planning on doing it himself but had no idea how to.

— Jetfire is the cocky type. He’s a tease and is very playful sometimes but when the behaviour is reciprocated, he goes full on egotistical. He already has a huge ego and you continue to stroke its flames higher. There are times where when you reciprocate, he gets incredibly flustered if he didn’t see it coming. Jetfire goes speechless in such cases.

— Jetfire drops absolutely horrible pick up lines to you. It makes the others gag. He’s good at many things but flirting isn’t one of them. It's downright cheesy attempts. But it makes you laugh from how bad it is so a win is a win.

— You think he’s a cute but he will vehemently deny the cutie patootie allegations for as long as he functions. He does secretly like it though so do continue.

— He gets a little touchy, he always has to be touching you in some way or another. An arm around your shoulders panels, an arm around your hip struts, servos on your hip struts. But he’s usually only like that in private.

— Jetfire is both a passionate talker and a very avid listener. Conversing with him is fun! But he does get carried away with himself after a successful mission and proceed to ramble about himself.

— Since Jetfire is one of the only Autobots that can fly, he takes you up in the sky sometimes to show you just how beautiful Earth looks from up there. You call him a bird and he gets thrown off by it.

— He’s a BIG show off. Jetfire will do anything do impress you, as long as it doesn't inconvenience Prime but sometimes that doesn’t matter to him either. He tries to maintain his tough exterior with you to show that he is the coolest out of every bot on Cybertron.

— Him? Jealous? Pfft. Don’t be ridiculous! Jetfire knows his worth! (he’s dying on the inside. please let him know how much you love him). Truth is, he can be insecure at times. It’s rather easy to rile him up and get a reaction out of him.

— Jetfire LOVES to make you laugh, he’s always got a joke for you. He hears you laugh and it's like a thousand moons exploded in his head, he really can’t explain it but your laugh just makes him feel something he’s never really felt before. He’s your flying part time stand up comedian boyfriend and Second In Command of the whole Autobot Army.

Red Alert:

— He’s way more charismatic than the others, excluding Prime so it's no surprise you like him. But he does question it slightly considering he’s one of the more no-nonsense types of Autobots. You probably would have to confess first to him.

— Red Alert is usually the silent type but he gets slightly more chatty when you’re around. He doesn’t really initiate conversations most of the time.

— But he shows his love in other ways! Red is more of an action type of person. He’ll give you more physical affection than anything else but only in private. Otherwise its gentle reaffirmations.

— Red is a very good listener. He will remember every single word that leaves your derma. If you do spill drama to him, he will ask for updates about it. He’s more into the deeper types of conversations or world happenings than plain humour but you make him laugh so he loves you.

— He gets concerned very quickly and worries for your safety so he’s made sure to teach you basic first aid just in case. Red Alert will scold you if you get sick or have an injury, even if it's just a scratch.

— He does have a way with words, he’s an excellent writer and will leave behind poems and such for you. He may not be the funniest but his sarcastic comments will get a chuckle out of you.

— Sometimes, you assist him when Red Alert works at the med-bay. You’re sort of like his nurse at this point. He finds it cute how eager you are to help him out, he really admires your passion and how willing you are to learn new things.

— Red Alert never really gets jealous either. He’s a bot that knows his worth. A truly confident mech unlike Jetfire.

— You guys watch the best of entertainment that Earth has to offer together at base when y'all get time. Red likes Brooklyn 99 and most cop related shows. You once compared him to Robocop and he didn’t know what to feel about that.

— Overall, he’s a 10/10 boyfriend. He’s serious most of the time but a little laid back when he has to be.

Scavenger:

— Scavenger is very old. He trained Optimus for Primus' sake! So he’s extremely surprised when you tell him you like him. He doesn’t really have a pleasant face to look at either. He isn't insecure about it or anything, he just knows he's not the best looking. He's not a mech who has time for beauty routines when he was busy being a double-agent. It’s something to keep in mind cause he does tend to get a little old fashioned with romance.

— Also he's very experienced with this stuff, he's had a handful of partners here and there. Its not a lot but considering they're in never ending war and relationships are hard to come by, its pretty experienced by Cybertronian standards.

— He’s a grump with a good sense of humour. Hanging out with him can never really get boring. Scavenger is as sarcastic say they come. You can expect a lot of quips and snark from his side.

— His grumpy-ness crumbles when you’re around. Scavenger usually has a small smile or smirk when you’re around.

— Scavenger is a shameless flirt. He doesn’t back down when it comes to reminding you just how attractive he finds you. He drops pick up lines like bombshells but is actually very smooth with it (unlike others). He’s a very flirty type. But that’s mostly in private. He doesn’t like every bot around knowing what he and his love are up to.

— He’s a very good listener. Scav doesn’t really have a lot to talk about. He’s got some good stories though from all his past adventures but you’ll have to catch him in a really good mood for him to tell you that. And he will not be sharing any of his stories as a Decepticon no matter how much you try to pry it out of his vocalizer because it 'top-secret' apaprently.

— Do not expect him to really tell you how he feels though. It takes time for him to open up, similar to Prime.

— Unintentionally very funny. He says things with a very flat delivery which makes him accidentally the funniest mech amongst them all, not to mention how creative he gets with his insults.

— He’s touchy and touch starved, he loves to hold you and he loves feeling your servos on him. Scav is willing to be like this in public too, as long as you’re fine with it. He’s got no shame for the most part.

— Call him handsome, he likes that. He likes to be praised. Scav doesn’t have as big of an ego as some of his fellow soldiers but he loves it when you fawn all over him. One of the main motivations as to why he’s willing to tell you his old stories is the look of awe in your optics as he explains his fierce battles and his adventures.

— He spoils you filthy every chance he gets and he does so very casually. Scavenger has done a lot of exploring, he’s constantly been on missions going to places far far away so he’ll bring something back for you. He’s also got relatively lot of shanix and a few trinket collections. He'll just drop a shiny gem into your lap and walk away.

— You’re into old mechs and you bagged the grumpiest one.

should i write about these dum-dums some day?

[dragons-and-dwarves-are-nice]

POV: You’re a British tourist that got lost in the Nevada desert

Bonus 👇:

Part 2

[cheschesterpossum]

not canon but I've been thinking about these two way too much since the last about Lockdown and Rogue!y/n

Based off Maleficent and Aurora

[transformers-spike]

I think Rodimus should psspsspss a human over

Maybe lure them out with a snickers on a string

[revelboo]

Hello Revel! May I ask more about the Daycare scenarios, I need more of the sparklings' shenanigans. QwQ

Daycare

TFP Nemesis

• Sliding carefully out of Megatron’s hands, you look around the noisy room. Feel tiny servos digging into you as your son hides his face against your neck with an uncertain warble and you keep walking into the chaos. Skin prickling as Predaking’s optics open from the wall where the massive predacon is stretched out in his altmode, monitoring the room as his twins play fight between his clawed front legs. And they’re a lot more mobile than your son is. Probably play too rough, too. Scanning the room uncertainly, you head for where Dreadwing’s watching over his human and son while Knockout and Breakdown loom over their own human and daughter. Because while the humans are all at ease, the Decepticons aren’t. Every one of them watchful and alert. Driving home that they don’t trust each other at all.

• Tensing when Megatron’s human heads their way with the warlord’s little son, Knockout forces a smile. Especially since lord Megatron is watching, his arms crossed and a lip curling to show sharp denta. Probably not liking the way the humans are letting the sparklings play if he had to guess. He’s honestly surprised the warlord’s not tried to start sparkling combat training, yet. And Megatron’s sparkling whines a protest as his carrier gently pries his servos loose and sets him down, sitting nearby. And it’s strange to see all the sparklings in one place, because of how impossible the younglings are. They’re a future he hadn’t dare dream of and his head turns to his own tiny daughter.

• Smiling as his daughter chirps and mouth at her own peds, rocking and chirping again when her tiny doorwings make it hard for her to roll over, Breakdown reaches to help her and she warbles before noticing the new sparkling. And there she goes, crawling unsteadily for Megatron’s son. Who responds by chirping and planting his face against his human parent. Reaching past him, Knockout picks up their daughter and he follows his conjunx’s stare to where Megatron is watching. Understanding his unease, that Megatron is volatile enough to see threats everywhere.

• Rumbling as he brushes his servos through your hair, Dreadwing watches you lean to offer Megatron’s sparkling a stuffed animal. “It’s okay,” you reassure the other youngling and he loves you even more for that. The skittish little successor chirping fearfully until his carrier takes the toy and offers it to him instead. And you’re sitting back down, his son falling into your lap, trying to drag a stuffed toy bigger than he is. Easing down to sit at your back, he helps you right his son as chubby legs kick at the toy, his mouth on an ear, play growling with warbling huffs.

• Snorting awake when Lazerbeak bites your arm, you lunge to separate one of your triplets from Predaking’s biggest kid. Your smaller baby chirping with wide optics as you lift him up, feeling his tendrils coil around your arms as you carry him back only to realize the other two are gone now. “You’re the shittiest babysitter ever,” you growl tiredly at Lazerbeak as you carry your son to hunt for his siblings. Striding faster when you spot them near Hardshell’s quadruplets and wishing Soundwave wasn’t busy playing responsible adult so the rest of them can watch over the babies. Because you’re exhausted and need some help here.

• Sitting crosslegged with your son, you watch the other humans interacting with each other and their kids. And when you try to stand and head that way, Starscream catches you by the back of your shirt. Turning on your anxious turkey to demand he let go, you can’t say anything seeing the worry on his face. Groaning, you sit back down. What even was the point of letting you come if he’s too jittery to let his kid play with the others? Hear him groan as Shockwave heads right for the three of you, sitting unceremoniously and mass shifting so his human ends up sprawled inelegantly in his lap, eyes wide and their chubby sparkling in their arms. “Hi,” you offer.

• “Play,” Shockwave intones like he’s ordering your infant son and you roll your eyes as you struggle upright and Shockwave’s cannon slides against your hip like he’s decided your floundering to get up is an invitation. Knowing him, he probably does. Sliding out of his lap to sit in the floor, you set your son on his peds and he looks comically back at you as if to ask why you’re betraying him like this as you nudge him toward the other sparkling. ‘You heard your dad. Make friends.’

[ctghost]

Thank u for ur gorgeous art!!!

Yandere blaster if thats ok? 👉👈

Suree! another coincidence where you dear anon sent this ask, another anon also sends an request for a certain blue music guy! Referenced him here for funsies

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[l3ibnest]

sadness of an employee

and you just want to go home

[bizarre-disjointed]

hear me out on this chat

[skeletons-can-draw-too]

I find it funny imagining that you finally get to be intimate with a transformer only for them to pull out a usb cable 😭